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April 19th, 2013 • Issue 195 • Fresh shredding material for your kitty's claws
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I apologize, dudes!
- By Sir Peasewhizz de New York
It seems last issue, I had a minor outbreak about my about my cat's out-of-control horniness. But my love for Mila Kunis still stands tall.
I apologize, bitches and dudes.
Here's a picture of broccoli.
Wait thoughhhh!
- By Sir Peasewhizz de New York
Do you think Katy Perry is hot?
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Ask Zombiebaron
- If we were to crash several small meteors into Mars as to build up its mass slightly and we then syphoned some of the greenhouse gases from Venus' atmosphere and enveloped Mars in it, would Mars become habitable? What about Venus? Would it cool down enough following the removal of the greenhouse gases? (asked by Dexter111344)
- Yes.
- I made a movie called "iRape". How do I promote it in theatres? (asked by Hotadmin4u69)
- Very carefully.
- Questions? (asked by Cat the Colourful)
- Yes please.
- How many walruses could you (as in, YOU, Zombiebaron) put in a bathtub with doughnuts on their tusks? (asked by Strainj1)
- You haven't defined all the variables. How long do I have to complete this? Over the course of several decades I could probably slowly kill and transport hundreds of walruses.
- Is it the heat, or is it the humidity? (asked by RAHB)
- The heat. Heat causes humidity.
Ask Zombiebaron questions and maybe he will answer them!'
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Confucius say
- She who whisper secret, whisper one word. "Secret". Literally.
- Man with four balls cannot walk, wrong baseball, you wrong!
- Man who called gay while happy has boner?
- This week, USP at least percent effort
- The above quote barely make sense.
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From our logs:
- 07:46, April 15, 2013 Frosty (Talk | contribs) blocked 124.244.172.142 (Talk | contribs) with an expiry time of 1 week (a sad little man that needs some time alone with his right hand)
- 02:49, April 11, 2013 RAHB (Talk | contribs) blocked Wakkoswish123 (Talk | contribs) with an expiry time of 1 month (I am remarkably certain that I gave you the civility speech. Correct me if I'm wrong.)
- 02:37, April 11, 2013 RAHB (Talk | contribs) resurrected Mr-ex777 (Talk | contribs) (Sang the My Little Pony theme song. Clearly shown a change of heart. His heart is all furry now. Which makes it less useful in cardiovascular processes, but strangely cute.)
- 02:28, April 11, 2013 RAHB (Talk | contribs) blocked Mr-ex777 (Talk | contribs) with an expiry time of 1 day (What he's doing is seriously so not blanking. You're an idiot.)
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IRC Log Of The Week
<gaybo_the_clown> the anime came first
<gaybo_the_clown> like everything in japan
<gaybo_the_clown> it's based on anime
<SirPeasewhizz> \wp Date Masamune
<gaybo_the_clown> I'm not even sure japan exists
<gaybo_the_clown> I think it's just from cartoons and fucked up porn
<gaybo_the_clown> like king arhur
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Biopic: In Their Own Words
Sorry, we're too lazy.
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Old School Featured Article of the Week
- Hollywood tour
- Originally featured on 28 March 2010
Welcome on board everyone, or as our German friends would say, "Hello!" I'm Stephen Baldwin. You may recognise me from the front of that pamphlet you're holding. This is Stephen Baldwin's Excellent Tour of Hollywood, On a Bus, driven by Me, Stephen Baldwin. I bet you didn't know I was a bus driver! Well, things aren't so flash in the movie business lately. Hold my whiskey... thanks. God, I'm Irish!
Let's all buckle in and get started. Actually, I couldn't afford seatbelts. Whenever I'm not talking -- not often, I assure you! -- feel free to ask me questions about me! I'll respond by talking about myself. Now I know you folks are probably wanting to see the sights -- and you will! But mostly, I'm just going to talk about myself and drive past them all at 60 miles an hour. (Full article...)
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