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News From Under The Cabal's Desk
- By Hotadmin4u69
UnNews has its own Facebook page now and the podcast that Zimulator used to run has been relaunched here. We already have 45 subscribers!
Happy Monkey Competition 2013
- By Sir Peasewhizz de New York
On March 20th, we started the 2013 Happy Monkey Competition/Happy Monkey Competition 2013 and had 13 users sign up to participate in the competing bit. The 13 competitors were Aleister, Puppy, Acmed2, Zombiebaron, Kelton2, Leverage, Sir Peasewhizz, Scofield, RAHB, Cat the Colourful, Madclaw, IFYMB!, and MrN9000. Leverage, Kelton2, Madclaw, and Puppy never wrote anything. Maybe they were sleeping? Do people do that for 36 hours straight? I believe so.
People scoring 70 out of 100 points (passing GPA :D) were Aleister (with Second conquest of the moon as her topic), Sir Peasewhizz (with Ding dong ditching houses as his topic, but later changed it to an UnBooks), IFYMB! (with his UnReview of the Crimean War) and Zombiebaron with his book about meeting his enemy on that one day. He scored 97 out of 100 points, which is quite considerably erotic.
So, for once, we ask you! What did you think? Did you love it? Did you love the HMC this year? You better have, or we'd be sad.
Thanks
Shabidoo,
Multiliteralist,
Y,
Sarah Baldewijns
(judges)
And kudos to Shabidoo for hosting the 2013 Happy Monkey Competition, and his friend Sarah Baldewijns for judging assistance!
Did you hear MY CHEM BROKE UP I'M SAD NOWWW
- By Sir Peasewhizz de New York
IT WAS MY FAVORITE BAND AHHW WYAYYWHEYH WHYYYYYYYYY GODD?!! WHY?! I'm just gonna kill my-!
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Ask Zombiebaron - BONER EDITION
- Why does porn give me a
 boner? (asked by RAHB)
- Porn tricks your penis into thinking that it is time for sex.
- Why does porn give RAHB a boner? (asked by Cat the Colourful)
- Because he lies to his penis.
- Yeah, why does porn give RAHB a boner? (asked by Multiliteralist
- Because he lies to his penis.
- Do brains give you a boner? (asked by RAHB)
- "Brains" has multiple meanings. Yes to all of them.
- Why does ANTHROPOMORPHIC COCKSUCKER ask so many irritatingly sexual questions? (asked by Moose)
- Because they are funny.
- Why haven't you answered that RAHB/boner question yet? (asked by Multiliteralist)
- I was waiting to answer all the boner questions in one huge omnibus edition.
- Why is Moose so frustratingly sexually frustrated? (asked by Colin "All your base" Heaney)
- He doesn't dip his nutsack in whiskey on an hourly basis like the rest of us.
- Why do irritatingly sexual questions and frustration give me boners? Yes, more than one. (asked by RAHB)
- Because you have evolved into a higher realm of sexuality.
- What's my problem with women? (asked by Matthlock)
- They can smell your hymn.
- Yeah, why can't Mattlock get a boner? (asked by RAHB)
- He needs to dip his nutsack in whiskey more often.
- Why didn't you answer that one yet? It's the most relevant of the bunch so far. (asked by Multiliteralist)
- ARE YOU HAPPY NOW?
- Does anybody else find it ironic that question number 69 is about my boners? (asked by Matthlock)
- No.
- Does anybody else find it erotic that question number 69 is about Matthlock's boners? (asked by RAHB)
- I heard that Frosty jerked off to it several times.
- Why can't RAHB quit going on about Matthlock's boners? (asked by Multiliteralist)
- RAHB likes boner.
- Why this forum turned into a 'Ask Zombiebaron questions about other's questions'? And why am I asking this? (asked by Cat the Colourful)
- Because all of you are too lazy to actually come up with something original.
- Or am I just a time paradox? (asked by Cat the Colourful)
- Nope, everyone is lazy.
- If Cat is a time paradox, does he still get boners? (asked by RAHB)
- Yes.
- There really are a lot of boner-related questions. What is a boner? (asked by Moose)
- A hard penis.
- And how do I get one? (asked by Moose)
- Very carefully.
Ask Zombiebaron questions and maybe he will answer them!'
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From our DICK logs:
- 14:59, March 27, 2013 MrN9000 (Talk | contribs) blocked 178.141.80.239 (Talk | contribs) with an expiry time of 1 day (DAAS FYHJG SDF F GGF GGGSDSA)
- 06:45, March 27, 2013 Legoktm (Talk | contribs) changed block settings for 5.254.133.90 (Talk | contribs) to an expiry time 6 months (I do not like green eggs and spam.)
- 06:45, March 27, 2013 RAHB (Talk | contribs) blocked 5.254.133.90 (Talk | contribs) with an expiry time of 1 week (I do not like green eggs and spam.)
- 21:33, March 24, 2013 Zombiebaron (Talk | contribs) blocked Shemap Wolvan (Talk | contribs) with an expiry time of 3 years (THANKS FOR THE VALUABLE CONTRIBUTIONS!)
- 21:38, March 23, 2013 Hotadmin4u69 (Talk | contribs) resurrected Zana Dark (Talk | contribs) (Been a year but let's see if she will even return.)
- 17:19, March 22, 2013 Zombiebaron (Talk | contribs) blocked 151.230.196.240 (Talk | contribs) with an expiry time of 1 month (Test drive getting banned)
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Biopic: In Their Own Words
 THIS IS HOW CRAZY RAFAEL REALLY IS! CRAAAAAAAAZZYYY!! In this issue on this given week, we interview the very crazy one: Very Crazy Rafael! This man is commonly more seen lurking around IRC and hasn't made his user page yet. So red links are his thing. But this is what this CRAZY Rafael had to say to the press:
- I found the Wiki on July 17, 2008. I am Brazilian, so I'm user of the Portuguese version: "Desciclopédia." My first article was about Jerusalem, translated from the English version. My best article is about the game: Grand Theft Auto IV. I'm male, I'm 18. I am practicing law.
And this was his closing remark:
- The project wiki has a great potential, you just realize that it affects your life, when you edit daily.
And there you have it! The very crazy; Very Crazy Rafael!
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Old School Featured Article of the Week
- Sideboob
- Originally featured on 9 April 2010
Sideboob comes into play when a fashionable upper-class woman wants you to lust after her breasts, but can still live with herself in polite society. Sideboob, which is a peek-a-boo look at the side of either one or both breasts, aesthetically enhances any situation in which it appears. In fact, in our virtual/material/antropological world, good Sideboob is usually so attention-grabbing that all of the other objects of attraction in the vicinity can only brood silently, start the toe tapping thing, get into the arms crossed pose, and then storm out. That is the power of Sideboob. (Full article...)
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Confucius say
- Man who split wood is Tiger Woods.
- If there was a tiger in woods, doesn't that mean Tiger Woods?
- Large penis hurt girl? Hurt pussy.
- Insert new password, penis.
- Too small. Need a new one.
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