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First month of the Real Uncyclopedia, a sexy & successful one
- By Sir Peasewhizz de New York
January is over, and to sum things up; the Real Uncyclopedia is doing well. Along with the move, we had multiple features, new users, successful donations, the opping of Bizzeebeever, the new ability to check users, the return of TheLedBalloon and Dawg, etc., a new Uncyclo-project called UnVoyage, new gadgets, name changes, a new poopsmith, more boobies, and even edits from a V6 IP address! Last but not least, the USP is getting done. With contributions from ZB!
 ...and here's Slender dancing in celebration! So thank you all and we hope to see more joy in the months, years, decades, centuries, and even galactic light-years to come!
Social media
- By Sir Peasewhizz de New York
Recently, a new addition has been made to Uncyclopedia's Social Media Team. None other than the one, the only, the fabulous Sir Peasewhizz! Sir Peasewhizz has already updated the only Twitter you should care about, found here. He has also been made part of the staff for the official Uncyclopedia Facebook, found here. And if you're not following these precious and incredible feeds, then shame! Make time!!!!!...please? Thank you. Thank you.
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Select User of the Week
The select user of the week for this edition of USP is Zombiebaron for carrying out the VFD orders. Or should we say, he ate them?! No? No?
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Ask Zombiebaron
- Zombiebaron, are you actually gay? (asked by Frosty @ 22:29, 27 January 2013)
- No.
- Zombiebaron, is Frosty actually gay? (asked by Kip @ 22:56, Jan. 27, 2013)
- Yes.
- Zombiebaron, is your mom actually SO GHEY? (asked by RAHB @ 23:19, 27 January 2013)
- Everybody's mom is SO GHEY. Giving birth is the most homosexual thing anyone can do.
- I was going through my boyfriend's text messages and found that he had told his ex that she was a "sexy fox" that "anybody would be lucky to have" and he still expects me to sleep next to him tonight and I don't know how to feel. What do I do? (asked by ColinAYB @ 19:30, Sunday 27 January 2013)
- First off, stop reading your boyfriend's text messages. Those are private. But here's what you should do: use his phone to text that slut all kinds of sexy stuff. Then meet up with her and have some amazing lesbian sex. Then just break up with your boyfriend and move in with her. That'll teach him!
- where do I keep my keys hidden? (asked by Madclaw @ 22:11, 27 January 2013)
- Supergeeky1's rectum.
Ask Zombiebaron questions and maybe he will answer them!
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Important Tip of the Week
When you fart, say "I smell popcorn" so people can easily take a good old whiff of it.
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From our logs:
- 22:01, January 29, 2013 Bizzeebeever (Talk | contribs) blocked 176.249.132.5 (Talk | contribs) with an expiry time of infinite (SPAAAAM)
- 03:40, January 27, 2013 Frosty (Talk | contribs) blocked Mr-ex777 (Talk | contribs) with an expiry time of 3 minutes (Not banned enough yet: Seriously that's the best I got.)
- 21:06, January 26, 2013 Frosty (Talk | contribs) blocked Kip the Dip (Talk | contribs) with an expiry time of 4 minutes (I found this)
- 06:24, January 25, 2013 RAHB (Talk | contribs) blocked Frosty (Talk | contribs) with an expiry time of 6 months (lol check ur irc logz)
- 05:52, January 25, 2013 RAHB (Talk | contribs) resurrected RAHB (Talk | contribs) (Hawkwind. That is all.)
- 05:27, January 25, 2013 Frosty (Talk | contribs) blocked RAHB (Talk | contribs) with an expiry time of infinite (SUCK MAH FAT JUICY BONER DICK)
- 05:25, January 25, 2013 Frosty (Talk | contribs) resurrected Frosty (Talk | contribs) (SUCK MY DICK)
- 05:06, January 25, 2013 RAHB (Talk | contribs) blocked Frosty (Talk | contribs) with an expiry time of 300 minutes (The plankets and pillon are where it's at)
- 05:05, January 25, 2013 RAHB (Talk | contribs) resurrected RAHB (Talk | contribs) (Too sexy to stay banned.)
- 04:46, January 25, 2013 Frosty (Talk | contribs) blocked RAHB (Talk | contribs) with an expiry time of infinite (tkaing advntage of my drinkinbg)
- 02:55, January 25, 2013 RAHB (Talk | contribs) resurrected 2600:100D:B126:3798:0:0:0:103 (Talk | contribs) (Very kind chap who politely asked on IRC to be unblocked. I, personally, also think he's sexy.)
- 01:32, January 25, 2013 Frosty (Talk | contribs) blocked 2600:100D:B126:3798:0:0:0:103 (Talk | contribs) with an expiry time of 1 day (Whatever you are on... You need to be off it.)
- 21:41, January 24, 2013 Frosty (Talk | contribs) resurrected Yrtneg (Talk | contribs) (Said he was sorry...)
- 20:32, January 24, 2013 Frosty (Talk | contribs) blocked Yrtneg (Talk | contribs) with an expiry time of 1 week (That page you created about Aimsplode wasn't very nice >.>)
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Biopic of the Week
This week we spoke with the new, the mega, the Meganew! Done via IRC, we spoke with him. He had some nifty things to say for us this week during his interview!
When we spoke with Meganew, he said his intentions to for Uncyclopedia was to fuck it up keep the control stabilized whilst putting his leadership to keep Uncyclopedia as one of the top sites located on the internet! His favorite part of this plan is that he is going to use his leadership ability. He said this will be done as a result of an obvious supporting from the member-base in his political movements.
Meganew is eager to show you the Uncyclopedia Civil War thing he is doing too.
His last input was on what he thought of the first month of the Real Uncyclopedia's running. He said he thought it was rather interesting, and he is very ecstatic to see where where the new site goes over the next few years!
So there you have it folks! Give a good old round of applause for the talented Meganew!
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