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April 25th, 2013 • Issue 196 • Good morning... just kidding.
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Writers are writing! VFH is getting a boost! HOW DO I KEEP IT IN MY PANTS?!
- By Sir Peasewhizz de New York
Whilst I sit, watching a Yankees Classics rerun-David Cone's Perfect Game, I become bored. Yes, bored. Sorry to break out the truth stick. So let us talk, paper to reader. Why do you give such gay faces when I say that? Is it that you don't like me? You don't like me?! THE UNSIGNPOST PAPER?! Well then you can just rip me the FUCK UP! Just kidding... I enjoy living.
It seems that Votes for Highlight has received a blow. Er, a boost. You fucking pervert. Gawd! Anyways, good job ladies on taking VFH (around 6 votes per article) and pushing it somewhere else! (10.03 votes per article as of Friday, April 19th)
And you guys are writing! FUCK YEAH!
PLS
- By
Snippy Nobody
The 12th Poo Lit Surprise will commence on the 26th of April. Judges sign up here. Writers could win a fortune. Mark you calendars.
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Ask Zombiebaron
- Ain't I clean? Bad machine. Super cool, super mean. (asked by Colin "All your base" Heaney)
- So fresh and so clean.
- Howcome you never change your signature? (asked by Y)
- It is hard to improve on perfection.
- What is sex? (asked by Sir Peasewhizz)
- The Latin word for the number six.
- What kind of username is 'Zombiebaron'? (asked by THC420)
- My kind of username.
- Is it true that you don't pick the best questions but the easiest ones instead? There have been rumours. (asked by Multiliteralist)
- I pick the best questions and then I make them look easy.
Ask Zombiebaron questions and maybe he will answer them!'
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Confucius say
- He who say thy is out of date and should go on dating sites
- These are still corny joke givings
- And the racist accent-wording is corny too
- 5+5=10
- That is fucking random
- That was explicit!
- You explicit! FOO!
- We all explicit at times
- Agreed
- Disagreed
- Wow gay
- FROSTY
- Gets hit by cars?
- This isn't suppose to be a conversation column
- Fuck...!
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From our logs:
- 01:16, April 19, 2013 Zombiebaron (Talk | contribs) blocked Cindy889915 (Talk | contribs) with an expiry time of 3 years, 6 hours, 32 minutes and 24 seconds (Please come back in 3 years and try again)
- 23:45, April 18, 2013 Zombiebaron (Talk | contribs) blocked Papapage (Talk | contribs) with an expiry time of infinite (SPEAK ENGLISH)
- 19:10, April 17, 2013 Frosty (Talk | contribs) blocked 96.49.73.175 (Talk | contribs) with an expiry time of 6 months (u do gay thing, u banned now.)
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IRC Log Of The Week
<RAHB> Sure, as soon as I finish watching How To Irritate People
<SirPeasewhizz> lol
<RAHB> Clever flick, incidentally :)
<RAHB> Got most of the Monty Python cast pre-Flying Circus
<SirPeasewhizz> hahaha
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Biopic: In Their Own Words
For this week's Biopic, we turned our attention to Denza252, because he is the master of Biopic'n! Here's what this dude had to say! Behold:
- I am denza252, I am an aspie adhd suffering bipolar schizophrenic, soon I will be an uncyclopedia administrator and I have big plans for this wiki, I am a southern baptist christian and my favorite Star Wars character is Quinlan Vos, I am gonna murder SPIKE for impersonating me
And this was Denza252's closing statement:
- is that enough?
Yes. That is enough. Superb, in fact! Everybody, give it up for Denza252! Woo, woo!
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Old School Featured Article of the Week
- Tojo Books
- Originally featured on 16 March 2010
THE STORY OF THE MOST FAMOUS INTERNATIONAL BOOK WAR -- NOW IN PAPERBACK!
Intrigue! Perfect binding! Warehouse Fires! Price Cutting!
The members of the board hushed as President Roosevelt strained to rise and speak. Finally, leaning unsteadily against the mahogany table, the president spoke:(Full article...)
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