Worst 100 Uncyclopedia In-Jokes of All Time
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According to God Chronarion's True Word, the following are the worst 100* Uncyclopedia in-jokes ever made. Readers are required to have their sporks to hand.
* Chron does not care to count this list too closely, and believers are wise not to criticise divine numeration policy.
Update: Haha! It seems my quest to get some of the crud articles mentioned on this page deleted is starting to work! Some of the articles have been deleted, hence the redlinks.
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100-81: Being stupid and just not funny[edit | edit source]
- 100. Kakun's special page
- This guy is so good he gets his own page at VFP! Wow...
- 99. Stop Mhaille from Making Images Petition
- Come on, his images aren't that bad. They're just sick.
- 98. The
- What the heck was that all about?
- 97. <insert name here>! No, not You. Somebody else.
- 96. Nikki Lesson
- Who are ya?
- 95. This page does not exist
- No shit, Captain Obvious.
- 94. Oscar Wilde is gay!
- If ya don't believe me check his biography! Of course we know this is all rubbish. Wilde was of course a
heterosexualmetrosexual. - 93. Talk:Incompleteness Theorem.
- No, you shut up, dimwits.
- 92. Drama
- Please, he's just a scapegoat to blame all our problems on.
- 91. Sophia
- Get a life, it's a potato! Jebus Christ.
- 90. Spontaneously Exploding Head Syndrome
- Oh really?
- 89. The KTs
- What is this tripe?
- 88. Order of Uncyclopedia
- Zuh? Am I missing something here? This is clearly a load of ego-boosting nonsense.
- 87. Talk:Gay Jesus
- The site of the religious war of 2010. First talk page to advance on Vote for Good.
- 86. Hitlerbear
- Nazi Germany stereotypical poor image editing. Give me a break.
- 85. Church of Uncyclopedia
- Newb-alienating at its finest.
- 84. Comedy Banning
- I mean, seriously, what is the point of one minute bans? Also, why would any admin block themself? Eh?
- 83. Goatse
- Just ew.
- 82. Developers!
- Pointless redundancy. Stupid.
- 81. Hostility towards Encyclopedia Dramatica
- Just because they're 12 year old goatse-loving retards doesn't mean we have to insult them about it.
80-61: Vagueness and The Cabal[edit | edit source]
- 80. FU SPANG
- FU UNCYCLOPEDIA
- 79. Sauron
- Who is this nonentity? Erm, please prescribe some medication to the author.
- 78. The Cabal
- I'm not even going to say anything about this.
- 77. Carlow Crab
- Some sort of crab called Carlow? Buuuh?
- 76. Uncyclopedia is the best
- Somebody forgot to take their pills.
- 75. Tourette's Syndrome
- What the DAMMIT?
- 74. Edit war (video game)
- More admin nonsense.
- 73. Context
- I don't get it.
- 72. Jordanhill railway station
- A railway station? Come on...
- 71. I Am Your Father
- Eh? I thought this was supposed to be Star Wars or something.
- 70. Featured Article Candidates
- People should take this more seriously. I mean, don't you want some good featured articles?
- 69. CUNTYMINTS
- 68. More random profanity which some people actually find funny.
- 67. Filial Piety
- This page has been featured too many times it's not even funny.
- 66. Nobody cares
- ...about this list.
- 65. HAET HAET HAT!
- Enough repetition, already.
- 64. Redundancy
- Prime example of how to be stupid and not just funny. However it seems this is what passes for comedy here.
- 63. Anything to do with iPods
- Look, can't you think of anything better to do than make up iPod clones?
- 62. King of the Internet
- Extremely vague. Probably only kept because two admins understand it.
- 61. TuobA:aidepolcycU
- A rather low form of humour. Worse than puns.
60-41: Long-standing Crud[edit | edit source]
- 60. Babel:APPL
- Look, if you really must parody this old cliche, at least make it IE compatible.
- 59. Oscar Wilde
- Look, I had to put this on at some point. He is not funny.
- 58. Uncyclopedia's guide to wiki formatting
- Self-reference sucks.
- 57. Insert title here
- Insert rant here.
- 56. Jesus
- Please shut up about Jesus, for the love of bananas! You'd have thought 2024 years would be enough time to make jokes about something else. Sheesh.
- 55. Uncyclopedia:About
- This has absolutely nothing to do with Uncyclopedia. This kind of 'opposite' humour is not funny.
- 54. This article is Ugly.
- It may not be as ugly as this list, but it still needs to be fixed. Please make this look like a proper wiki article by adding pictures, links, headers, paragraphs or any other formatting needed. (see here for instructions and look at these for examples).
- 53. George Bush doesn't care about this article
- George Bush? Another easy target. Surely you can be more original?
- 52. For or against???
- Hey guys, let's spontaneously vote for crazy ridiculous stuff! It will be ironic, and thus chest-burstingly hilarious! NO.
- 51. My sojourn
- As if the vacation pictures weren't enough.
- 50. Uncyclopedia:Administrators
- This is old and sucks. What, you say this isn't VFD? Darn...
- 49. Flag of Scotland
- One of the worst pages on Uncyc, and that's really saying something. On top of that, the main image has been poorly
PhotoshoppedMS Paintified with a bunch of tired old cliches. - 48. Game FAQs Random Madness
- You think this is funny? Go and watch The Fast Show or something. Now that's humour.
- 47. Romania, Lithuania, Finland, Latvia, Estonia and other random European countries
- Quit with the reverts. OK? I'll have you know these are very interesting places, and with the pace of life being as fast as it is there, they're bound to have lots of revisions.
- 46. Chuck Norris, Oprah, Hitler, Steve Ballmer, Kanye West, Bill Gates, George W. Bush, Michael Jackson, , Mr. T, Paris Hilton
- People who love people. . .and have had long runs as in-jokes on Uncy.
- 45. What I Didn't Know about Romania
- Pretty much everything, except that it's called Romania.
- 44. Your head asplode
- It's 'explode', you illitarut nincumpoopes!
- 43. That binary code article
- This is an extremely geeky joke which fits in well with the geekiness of this website.
- 42. Cabbage
- Savage cabbages? Keep living in a dream world, incompetent fools.
- 41. HowTo:Get Banned
- Only really funnny to regular Uncyclopedia
foolsusers.
40-19: What the heck is this tripe?[edit | edit source]
- 40. Your face
- And any other Rogue Punchlines for that matter.
- 39. Uncyclopedia:Uncyclopedia Is
- What exactly is Uncyclopedia?
- 38. moccasins
- Truly a strange year, 2024 has been. Our brains all tell us to stop spamming these shoes all over Uncyclopedia. However, our hearts will never listen to such neural ramblings.
- 37. Shot your fuck up
- Enough gratuitous profanity already.
- 36. Poop throwing monkeys
- Take a raincoat in there with you, and wear glasses.
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- 35. Imperfect Sheep
- What the heck is this random madness? How is it funny apart from the fact it is really dumb and someone was idiotic enough to think it was funny when they created it? It's going on VFD now...
- 34. Vtamn
- Erm, what happened to all the letter 'i's? Put them back, now boy, or else.
- 33. Taco Bell Monster
- "The animal is thought to have lived for more than millions of years in its native home, and fossil evidence supports that the cow/chicken hybrid has indeed been around for a very long time." What?
- 32. Jimbo Wales
- Jumbo Whales? Like Pond Whales?
- 31. This Guy, That Guy, That Gay etc.
- Non-notable people that don't deserve entries on Uncyclopedia. I mean, the fact nobody knows their names says it all.
- 30. The Uncyclopedia drinking game
- Drinking = good. Uncyclopedia drinking game = bad. For shame.
- 29. Do NOT click any links!
- This is one of those pages that make you laugh for about five seconds before you get bored and think it's just infantile.
- 28. Lorem Ipsum
- What's this about? It seems to be a completely different language.
- 27. Uncyclopedia:Imaginary Admin Guidelines
- You need to make the admins sound less power hungry, self-satisfied and smug. Although that would just be lying.
- 26.
Making up quotesQuoteUnquoteUnquotable - "Gordon Bennett, have you ever seen such a collection of crud in your life? And why can't they decide on a name and stick to it?" ~ Oscar Wilde
- 25. Rate Your Admin
- What is all this obsession with ratings? Stupid statistics. Probably egotistical admins attempting to alienate new users.
- 24. Uncyclopedia:Supersecret admin page
- Not so secret now, eh?
- 23. Benson of the month
- Who is this Benson person? A footballer or something?
- 22. Forum:Ministry of Love
- Not really a ministry. Doesn't even have any love...
- 21. General Specific campaign
- Excuse me, are we supposed to know this person?
20-1: The Ultimate in Alienation[edit | edit source]
- 20. Reefer Desk
- How can potsmokers ever be of any help to anyone?
- 19. Uncyclopedia:Useless Gobshite of the Month
- OK, I don't get this. Why encourage users to be annoying? Actually, the admins might hate that, so it's not necessarily a bad thing...
- 18. BUTT POOP!!!!
- The most undeleteable template ever, brought to us by Sophia herself, praise Eris.
- 17. Russian reversal
- Do they really speak like this in Russia? I seriously doubt it.
- 16. Famine goes to Wikia
- He didn't really.
- 15. Your Mom, Yer Mam, Yo Mamma, Your Mother etc.
- More cheap stuff. Cliched. Boring. ZZZZZ.
- 14. Wheeling Jesuit University
- I don't see how anyone can find this remotely funny (El Presidente definitely doesn't).
- 13. Camp Fuck You Die
- Abomination. Please, someone save by sanity by deleting this now!
- 12. Fisher Price
- and Fisher Price: A Retrospective, a work and a history of literary genius.
- 11. Splaka's Rape Opping
- Gulp...
- 10. Uncyclopedia Worst 100 lists
- Dumb lists about stupid things. Any old fool can create a list.
- 9. Kitten huffing
- This is just the sickest of the sick. Children who read this will have their minds warped for the rest of their lives.
- 8. I love Pwn4ge. Ok.
- Whatever.
- 7. BENSON
- All bow down to the mighty Benson. NOW DAMMIT!
- 6. AAAAAAAAA!
- Completely incomprehensible.
- 5. JESUS CHRIST IT'S A LION GET IN THE CAR
- Shut up.
- 4. ...with SAVINGS!!!
- Um, okay...
- 3. Uncyclopedia is the worst
- No shit, Sherlock.
- 2. Euroipods
- No comment. No. Comment.
- 1. Mr winkler is GAY
“I have decided to give this entire article an F for overall bad grammar, stupidity, pointlessness, incoherence and immaturity.”
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