Worst 100 Songs About Seagulling of All Time

• Contents:  100-91
• 90-81
• 80-71
• 70-61
• 60-51
• 50-41
• 40-31
• 30-21
• 20-11
• 10-1

According to God's True Word, the following are the worst 100* Songs About Seagulling ever made.

* God does not care to count this list too closely, and believers are wise not to criticise divine numeration policy.

103.

 "Get A Grip" - Semisonic

102.

 "Cum On, Feel The Noise" - Quiet Riot

101.

 "Does Your Spewing Cum Lose its Flavour on your Bedpost Overnight?" - Lonnie Donnigan

Strangely titled 60s hit for the King of Skiffle.

100-91

100.

 "Come on Eileen" - Dexy's Midnight Runners

Seminal release by Birmingham's finest.

99.

 "Let it Rain" - Tracy Chapman

Often considered a one hit wonder, Tracy shocked her fans with this outpouring.

98.

 "Come On Over" - Shania Twain

She sure feels like a woman.

97.

 "Spray Paint" - Black Flag

96.

 "Shoot from the Hip" - WASP

95.

 "Spill the Wine" - WAR (with Eric Burdon)

94.

 "Albatross" - Fleetwood Mac

Massive hit for the Mac.

93.

 "Attack" - System Of A Down

These boys are considered a real handful on the tour circuit.

92.

 "Sowing the Seeds of Love" - Tears for Fears

91.

 "Sticky Fingers" - The Rolling Stones

90-81

90.

 "Wankers Away" - The Vibe Merchants

Seagulling has long being the pastime of choice amongst England's social elite.

89.

 "Why Don't We Do It In The Road?" - The Beatles

Oi, Look Out! Along with Come Together (#3) and Happiness Is A Warm Gun, its clear what makes this the White Album.

88.

 "I Shot The Sheriff (But I Didn't Shoot No Deputy)" - Bob Marley & The Wailers

Sometimes it isn't just enough of it for all.

87.

 "Wishing (If I Had A Photograph Of You)" - Flock of Seagulls

86.

 "It's All Over Now" - The Faces

Pass me a towel.

85.

 "In Your Eyes" - Peter Gabriel

Bullseye!

84.

 "I'm Sticking With You" - The Velvet Underground

83.

 "Give Yourself a Hand" - Crash Test Dummies

82.

 "Cikita Muz" - Ajdar Anik

81.

 "With My Little Ukelele In My Hand" - George Formby

Hahaha….never touched me!

80-71

80.

 "Here Comes The Rain Again" - Eurythmics

79.

 "Jerk" - Kim Stockwood

78.

 "I Come From Nowhere" - Frank Zappa

77.

 "I'm So Excited" - The Pointer Sisters

76.

 "It's Raining Again" - Supertramp

75.

 "Tinkle, Tinkle, Tra-La-La!" - Traditional melody

74.

 "Taste It" - INXS

73.

 "The Rain Song" - Led Zeppelin

One of two tracks for Lez Zeppelin, interestingly neither Whole Lotta Love nor Hats Off (to Roy Harper) made the list.

72.

 "Splish Splash" - Bobby Darin

71.

 "Catch" - Kosheen

70-61

70.

 "Come Fly With Me" - Frank Sinatra

69.

 "The Look of Love" - Dusty Springfield

68.

 "Get a Grip on Yourself" (album) - WANK

67.

 "The Element Of Surprise" - E 40

66.

 "Raindrops Keep Falling on My Head." - Burt Bacharach & Hal David

65.

 "Love Is All Around" - Wet Wet Wet

64.

 "Trapped" - Circle Jerks

63.

 "Hey Man Nice Shot" - Filter

62.

 "November Rain" - Guns n' Roses

Or any time of year, really.

61.

 "Don't Stop Me Now" - Queen

60-51

60.

 "Can't Get You Out Of My Head" - Kylie Minogue

59.

 "Hot Dog And A Shake" - David Lee Roth

58.

 "Come As You Are" - Nirvana

57.

 "Every Sperm Is Sacred" - Eric Idle

56.

 "I Love A Rainy Night" - Eddie Rabbitt

"I love to feel the 'rain' on my face, taste the 'rain' on my lips." Rain. Suuuuure.

55.

 "Shakin' All Over" - Johnny Kidd and The Pirates

52.

 "Fountain Of Love" - Frank Zappa

51.

 "Johnny Hit and Run Paulene" - X

50-41

50.

 "Shoot to Thrill" - AC/DC

49.

 "Cloudbusting" - Kate Bush

48.

 "Crying in the Rain" - Whitesnake

David Coverdale rocks out with a help from the little lady Tawny Kitten.

47.

 "Goo Goo Muck" - The Cramps

46.

 "Spoonful" - Cream

45.

 "When The Levee Breaks" - Led Zeppelin

44.

 "Shower of Love" - Monkeyshine

43.

 "Teenage Kicks" - The Undertones

42.

 "Georgia on my mind" - Ray Charles

41.

 "Drowning" - The English Beat

40-31

40.

 "The Scrotum Song" - Asylum Street Spankers

39.

 "Touching Me, Touching You" - Squeeze

38.

 "One Shot 2 Shot" - EMINEM

37.

 "You Wanted Someone To Play With" - Frankie Laine

36.

 "I'm Looking Forward To Joining You, Finally" - Nine Inch Nails

35.

 "Here Comes The Flood" - Peter Gabriel

34.

 "Caught With Your Pants Down" - AC/DC

33.

 "Taste of Rain…Why Kneel? - Clouddead

Why indeed, why indeed.

32.

 "Beat Me" - Goo Goo Dolls

31.

 "It's Raining Men" - The Weather Girls

It's raining manfat, more like.

30-21

30.

 "Surfing Bird" - Trashmen

29.

 "Flick Of The Wrist" - Queen

28.

 "Smells Like Teen Spirit" - Nirvana

27.

 "Let's Stick Together" - Bryan Ferry

26.

 "Big Shot" - The English Beat

25.

 "It's So Dirty" - Squeeze

24.

 "Come Down" - Bush

23.

 "Come To My Window" - Melissa Etheridge

22.

 "Splatter" - KMFDM

21.

 "The Harder They Come" - Jimmy Cliff

20-11

20.

 "Spank Thru" - Nirvana

19.

 "The Big Come Down" - Nine Inch Nails

18.

 "Ring of Fire" - Johnny Cash

17.

 "Hit Me With Your Best Shot" - Pat Benatar

16.

 "Big Balls" - AC/DC

15.

 "Under The Gun" - Circle Jerks

14.

 "Gonna Wash That Man Right Outta My Hair" - Rogers & Hammerstein

13.

 "Flood" - Tool

12.

 "Beat It" - Michael Jackson

11.

 "We Can Shoot You" - Frank Zappa

10-1

10.

 "Stuck on you" - The Commodores

9.

 "Jerk it Out" - The Caesars

8.

 "String Of Pearls" - Soul Asylum

7.

 "Close Your Eyes" - Goo Goo Dolls

6.

 "Slicker Drips" - The White Stripes

5.

 "Cum On Everybody" - EMINEM

4.

 "Purple Rain" - Prince

Please… visit your physician regularly.

★3.

 "Come Together" - The Beatles

Right now… over… him.

★2.

 "White Room" - Cream

`Nuff said.

★1.

 "I Ran" - A Flock of Seagulls

"I ran… I ran so far away… I couldn't get away." And now you know from what.