Worst 100 Songs About Seagulling of All Time
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| Contents: 100-91 • 90-81 • 80-71 • 70-61 • 60-51 • 50-41 • 40-31 • 30-21 • 20-11 • 10-1 |
According to God's True Word, the following are the worst 100* Songs About Seagulling ever made.
* God does not care to count this list too closely, and believers are wise not to criticise divine numeration policy.
103."Get A Grip" - Semisonic
102."Cum On, Feel The Noise" - Quiet Riot
101."Does Your Spewing Cum Lose its Flavour on your Bedpost Overnight?" - Lonnie Donnigan
- Strangely titled 60s hit for the King of Skiffle.
100-91[edit | edit source]
100."Come on Eileen" - Dexy's Midnight Runners
- Seminal release by Birmingham's finest.
99."Let it Rain" - Tracy Chapman
- Often considered a one hit wonder, Tracy shocked her fans with this outpouring.
98."Come On Over" - Shania Twain
- She sure feels like a woman.
97."Spray Paint" - Black Flag
96."Shoot from the Hip" - WASP
95."Spill the Wine" - WAR (with Eric Burdon)
94."Albatross" - Fleetwood Mac
- Massive hit for the Mac.
93."Attack" - System Of A Down
- These boys are considered a real handful on the tour circuit.
92."Sowing the Seeds of Love" - Tears for Fears
91."Sticky Fingers" - The Rolling Stones
90-81[edit | edit source]
90."Wankers Away" - The Vibe Merchants
89."Why Don't We Do It In The Road?" - The Beatles
- Oi, Look Out! Along with Come Together (#3) and Happiness Is A Warm Gun, its clear what makes this the White Album.
88."I Shot The Sheriff (But I Didn't Shoot No Deputy)" - Bob Marley & The Wailers
- Sometimes it isn't just enough of it for all.
87."Wishing (If I Had A Photograph Of You)" - Flock of Seagulls
86."It's All Over Now" - The Faces
- Pass me a towel.
85."In Your Eyes" - Peter Gabriel
- Bullseye!
84."I'm Sticking With You" - The Velvet Underground
83."Give Yourself a Hand" - Crash Test Dummies
82."Cikita Muz" - Ajdar Anik
81."With My Little Ukelele In My Hand" - George Formby
- Hahaha….never touched me!
80-71[edit | edit source]
80."Here Comes The Rain Again" - Eurythmics
79."Jerk" - Kim Stockwood
78."I Come From Nowhere" - Frank Zappa
77."I'm So Excited" - The Pointer Sisters
76."It's Raining Again" - Supertramp
75."Tinkle, Tinkle, Tra-La-La!" - Traditional melody
74."Taste It" - INXS
73."The Rain Song" - Led Zeppelin
- One of two tracks for Lez Zeppelin, interestingly neither Whole Lotta Love nor Hats Off (to Roy Harper) made the list.
72."Splish Splash" - Bobby Darin
71."Catch" - Kosheen
70-61[edit | edit source]
70."Come Fly With Me" - Frank Sinatra
69."The Look of Love" - Dusty Springfield
68."Get a Grip on Yourself" (album) - WANK
67."The Element Of Surprise" - E 40
66."Raindrops Keep Falling on My Head." - Burt Bacharach & Hal David
65."Love Is All Around" - Wet Wet Wet
64."Trapped" - Circle Jerks
63."Hey Man Nice Shot" - Filter
62."November Rain" - Guns n' Roses
- Or any time of year, really.
61."Don't Stop Me Now" - Queen
60-51[edit | edit source]
60."Can't Get You Out Of My Head" - Kylie Minogue
59."Hot Dog And A Shake" - David Lee Roth
58."Come As You Are" - Nirvana
57."Every Sperm Is Sacred" - Eric Idle
56."I Love A Rainy Night" - Eddie Rabbitt
- "I love to feel the 'rain' on my face, taste the 'rain' on my lips." Rain. Suuuuure.
55."Shakin' All Over" - Johnny Kidd and The Pirates
52."Fountain Of Love" - Frank Zappa
51."Johnny Hit and Run Paulene" - X
50-41[edit | edit source]
50."Shoot to Thrill" - AC/DC
49."Cloudbusting" - Kate Bush
48."Crying in the Rain" - Whitesnake
- David Coverdale rocks out with a help from the little lady Tawny Kitten.
47."Goo Goo Muck" - The Cramps
46."Spoonful" - Cream
45."When The Levee Breaks" - Led Zeppelin
44."Shower of Love" - Monkeyshine
43."Teenage Kicks" - The Undertones
42."Georgia on my mind" - Ray Charles
41."Drowning" - The English Beat
40-31[edit | edit source]
40."The Scrotum Song" - Asylum Street Spankers
39."Touching Me, Touching You" - Squeeze
38."One Shot 2 Shot" - EMINEM
37."You Wanted Someone To Play With" - Frankie Laine
36."I'm Looking Forward To Joining You, Finally" - Nine Inch Nails
35."Here Comes The Flood" - Peter Gabriel
34."Caught With Your Pants Down" - AC/DC
33."Taste of Rain…Why Kneel? - Clouddead
- Why indeed, why indeed.
32."Beat Me" - Goo Goo Dolls
31."It's Raining Men" - The Weather Girls
- It's raining manfat, more like.
30-21[edit | edit source]
30."Surfing Bird" - Trashmen
29."Flick Of The Wrist" - Queen
28."Smells Like Teen Spirit" - Nirvana
27."Let's Stick Together" - Bryan Ferry
26."Big Shot" - The English Beat
25."It's So Dirty" - Squeeze
24."Come Down" - Bush
23."Come To My Window" - Melissa Etheridge
22."Splatter" - KMFDM
21."The Harder They Come" - Jimmy Cliff
20-11[edit | edit source]
20."Spank Thru" - Nirvana
19."The Big Come Down" - Nine Inch Nails
18."Ring of Fire" - Johnny Cash
17."Hit Me With Your Best Shot" - Pat Benatar
16."Big Balls" - AC/DC
15."Under The Gun" - Circle Jerks
14."Gonna Wash That Man Right Outta My Hair" - Rogers & Hammerstein
13."Flood" - Tool
12."Beat It" - Michael Jackson
11."We Can Shoot You" - Frank Zappa
10-1[edit | edit source]
10."Stuck on you" - The Commodores
9."Jerk it Out" - The Caesars
8."String Of Pearls" - Soul Asylum
7."Close Your Eyes" - Goo Goo Dolls
6."Slicker Drips" - The White Stripes
5."Cum On Everybody" - EMINEM
4."Purple Rain" - Prince
- Please… visit your physician regularly.
3."Come Together" - The Beatles
- Right now… over… him.
2."White Room" - Cream
- `Nuff said.
1."I Ran" - A Flock of Seagulls
- "I ran… I ran so far away… I couldn't get away." And now you know from what.
