Top 100 Not In The Least Bit Sexual Things To Do With No Pants On
Jump to navigation Jump to search
Pretend you are Pete Laing and attend a barmitzva.
Admire your awesome underwear choice.
friends who don’t have pants on.Play monopoly with
- “Guess what?”
- “I have no pants on.”
Ring them back and explain that you were joking or that you put your pants back on.
Grin because you didn’t bother putting pants on.
Text people and tell them you don’t have pants on.
Do a handstand.
Swim in the pool.
crazy girl to do it.Swim in the pool with no pants on because you were told by a
Run around your house.
friends.Run around with other
Throw a pants-less party.
Claim to be wearing “Invisible Pants.”
Sit in a spa and put your pants on your head.
Play hide and seek.
Point at someone's pants, accuse them of being non-believers and that they will be condemned to hell for their sins.
Do your finances.
Run around your house five times!
Start eating your pants and claim you're really a goat in disguise.
State the obvious, "I have no pants" or "You have pants."
Dive into a pool full of girls whilst shouting “LOOK GIRLS I’M PANT LESS!!!!”
Draw a picture of pants.
Pretend your a dinosaur that eats pants.
Never stop running around your house!!!
people you don't know and say “You know it’s so nice out I think I’ll let it hang out!” *thumbs up and huge grin*.Walk up to a group of
radio show.Do a
Eat ice cream.
Discuss philosophy and the meaning of the universe in regards to pants.
people that must be smashed.
- Caution: One should smash their pants after taking them off.
Put fireworks down your underwear.
someone to notice your pantslessness and accuse them of having perverted thoughts about your underwear.Wait for
Say, "I think I'll take my underwear off" backwards.
table.Go to an expensive restaurant and try to get a
Take pictures of people in pants.
Walk around with a Free Hugs sign.
Talk with a British accent.
night grinning.Walk around the streets at
people who will bash you.Run from the
Go to an open mike night and read out sophisticated poetry (about pants).
Go base jumping.
Write a letter to the Prime Minister about pants.
Play video games.
Go to the local McDonald's and order your pants.
friends and comment on the “idiocy of people who don’t wear hats whilst in public.”Walk around town with
Give a lecture at a renowned university.
Start a "War on Pants."
Be the life of the party, taking your pants off at the party is one thing but turning up before without ‘em on is seriously cool!
Claim everyone who wears pants are squares.
Sit in a public area with a sign that reads This is a sign
God.Confess in church that you have sinned by not wearing the pants of the
Loiter in the street.
Try to convince loiterers to do something fun.
Swim with the dolphins.
Swim with the sharks.
Make up a zombie plan.
Repeat everything you say.
Do nothing - just bask in your lack of pants.
Ride public transportation without a ticket.
Write a list of things people didn't know about you.
Read War and Peace
Go to the theater.
When a movie is in a really quiet scene, stand up and shout, “OH MY GOD SOMEONE HAS STOLEN MY PANTS!” Wait a moment, and then say, “Oh, false alarm, people—I’m just not wearing any.”
Stand in front of a clothing store window whilst staring at a pair of pants, deeply sighing.
screaming from a catholic church.Run
screaming back into the catholic church.Turn around and run
Try to convince other people to take off their pants as well.
cult dedicated to the removal of pants.Create an apocalypse
Rub baby oil on your arse cheeks then sliiiiide!
mustard.Cover yourself in
→ Watch the ultimate showdown of ultimate destiny
Video log on Youtube.
Go to the gym.
Pump iron and have a conversation with other gym-goers while always mentioning how this is your leg day.
Laugh at people wearing pants.
Tell people that you wouldn’t be wearing pants if you were sober.
Rap (seriously rappers might as well not be wearing pants).
Sing LMFAO's Sexy and I know while adding lyrics about how you wish you had pants in public.
Go to church and try to act normal.
run around a crowded public area completely naked and try tickling as many people as you can.
.sliame sdrawkcab dneS (See what I did there?)
Read a list about things to do without any pants on.