Lord

The Lord playing a prank

A Lord is a common British title, often used by royalty to feel even more superior to poor people than they actually are. It can refer to several people:

• Lord Byron
• Lord Jim Bowen
• Lord Alvin Redund
• Lord Vader
• Lord Voldemort
• Lord William Waygood
• THE Lord, one of the names for God

Other lords:

• Dark Lord
• Sith Lord
• Warlord
• Druglord
• Overlord
• Landlord
• Gaylord

False Rumours

Although little known, The lord invented LOL.

• Lords are NOT just lords because they paid someone to become lords
• Lords are NOT known for handling money poorly at will
• If you are in the presence of a lord there is NO need to bow down, lick his feet or call him "your fantasticness" when addressing him

Other titles:

• Army of the Lord
• The Lord of the Pepitas
• Lord of the Dance (see The Lord of the Rings)

Lord can also refer to:

• Lord of the Flies
• The Lord of the Rings
• Praise The Lord

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