Worst 100 Animals of All-Time
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These are the worst animals ever seen on earth.
- 100. Raccoon
- I really don't know how to explain this one.
- 99. Chihuahua
- Are they a cat, a dog or a mouse? Who knows?
- 98. Koala Bear
- They are really cuddly!
- 97. Praying Mantis
- Who made these?
- 96. Toad
- The cheap version of the Frog.
- 95. Liger/Tion
- A stupid combination of a Tiger and a Lion.
- 94. Poison Tree Frog
- Hard to tell what this is.
- 93. That stick creature
- Nobody knows what to call this.
- 92. Chimpanzee
- Even though their smart... It's a monkey.
- 91. Deer
- One lousy animal that can run fast and jump high.
- 90. Antelope
- Isn't this the same as 91?
- 89. Yak
- A fat Buffalo.
- 88. Reindeer
- The same as 91 and 90?
- 87. Buffalo
- A lot of yaks.
- 86. Leopard
- A spotted Cheetah.
- 85. Chameleon
- Wow! They can change colors, isn't that amazing?!
- 84. Cow
- Shits a lot and now my farm smells like a skunk.
- 83. Elephant
- It also shits and makes the whole zoo smell.
- 82. Polar Bear
- A brown bear that's white.
- 81. Seal
- The same as a Sea-Lion.
- 80. Elk
- The same as 88, 91 and 90?
- 79. Frog
- A princess kissed it!
- 78. Hummingbird
- A bird that hums. Hmmmmmmm...
- 77. Penguin
- They waddle funny.
- 76. Unibra
- May sound like a perverted fantasy, but is in fact the cross of a Zebra and a Unicorn.
- 75. Vampire Squid
- Always fighting with Werewolf Squid.
- 74. Rat
- Made the plague.
- 73. Rhino
- Always horny.
- 72. Slug
- Very slimy. Hate salt.
- 71. Sperm Whale
- A whale with the libido of an otter and the penis of a horse.
- 70. Moose
- The same as 80, 88, 91 and 90?
- 69. Blue tit
- This bird is not a hooter.
- 68. Mouse
- One came with my computer!
- 67. Blackbird
- The Beatles did this song. That's why!
- 66. Cockroach
- HARD as fuck to kill.
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60. Salamander- slimy and gross
59. Leech- like the tax evading dole bludgers they are.
58. Australians- really a subspecies of Homo sapiens but lacks the cognitive development of the last 10,000 years. Are easily mistaken for their cousins the stone-fish; but lazier and uglier.
57. New Zealanders- Much like Australians but only ten times worse with a high pitched voice.
S56. Cockatoo- “SQUARK!! YOURE FAT AND UGLY”
55. Cats- Awful entitled little devils. All I can say.
54. Police- They’re really just pigs. Also known colloquially as coppers, da heat, Po-Po, five-oh, dickheads, fucktards, scum, etc...
53. Nick- the king of Stonefish eats rotten fungi and bottom feeds off the excrement of his brethren. His jokes about kiwis fail 100% of the time.
52. Mosquito- what is worse than a flying leech/Aussie?
51. Ostrich- fucken freaky looking things with WW1 goggles on their head. If you mate one with a Nick you get a slug.