Worst 100 Reflections on 2005
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devout Christian atheist list writer.Reasons not to become a
* Sophia does not care to count this list too closely, and believers are wise not to criticise divine numeration policy.
- It seemed like a good idea at the time… mea culpa. --Carlb 05:25, 7 February 2006 (UTC)
Adding (rewrite) to a redone page when putting it in Template-Recent: I'm sooooo sorry for that guys.
- I'm not sure if this was ever a good idea.
- *I am deeply sorry for even starting this. porn movies just seemed like a good spin-off, I seriously did not see it expanding from there.--Jsonitsac 17:58, 4 February 2006 (UTC)
VFP Happy Fun Time Explosion
- At least he's resilient.
Splaka offers to help Volte achieve his new "Super-Gay" Status : You have no idea how emotionally scarred I am.
- The first of many front page
RuneScape is a first person *blank* *revert* shooter *blank* *revert* that *blank
- I fucked your mom.
- and your dog.
- Yeah, well, I fucked your sister.
- Fuck you.
- Yeah, well, I fucked your sister.
- and your dog.
- I still have .
- Its back, and its badderer.
- Who can forget GS's barbed attacks that brought an end to Uncyclopedia's political age of innocence.
- OMG is it the real? No, I think its fake!!
John Seigenthaler Sr.The truth about
- Christmas comes early for the admins.
- No wonder AAAAAAAA! got featured and ZZZZZZZZZ! didn't.
- Father I cannot tell a lie. I did it with my little hatchet.
Red Shirts debate: what could be more amusing than debating the definition of satire? Oh, and partisan bickering too. The
- All this just to tick off an anonymous AOL user…
- Our popularity could not be contained.
UnNews:New "voice chat" feature proposed for mobile phones gets creamed on Kuro5hin
- Voice chat??? You'd think they'd notice an idea this ridiculous and annoying had to be a joke.
- Don't forget that the article was empirically proven to pwn. Just in case you thought those people were smarter than a sack of hammers.
shot your fuck up today?
- Those crazy Poles and their drug innovations.
Lists that have their order fucked up.
Sauron is Lord of the Dance.
use of bureaucratic powers : Who else could accidentally admin the wrong user, bureaucrat a user just ment to be a sysop, admin a user before they had the proper number of votes, and de-bureaucrat themselves…. twice. Bonus points for transforming oneself into a 'bot, Ultra Jesus-style.
- So, do I get an award or what? Thanks to RC for saving me several times. -- 02:05, 12 February 2006 (UTC)
PantsMacKenzie stealth-opping Splaka because he reported too many QVFDs
- It was just like rape but without the sexxorz.
- …at least after seeing his name on eight thousand pages.
- after seeing his name on eight thousand pages.
- all of this born out of an attempt to tick off an anonymous AOL user…
Administrators claiming, "Every single article from the above list is a clone of AAAAAAAAA! and an enemy of the cabal."
There Is No Cabal
list of enemies of this non-existent cabal
- No need to worry about ending up on this non-existent list for saying the emperor has no clothes. Just keep smiling.
random bannination generator.
- No sirree. We're nothing but a shining beacon of wikilove.
Hitler as various foodstuffs continued.Nonetheless, the requests for pictures of
- Sure, it didn't originate here - but who got the Fark link? That's right. Nyeh nyeh.
Member not being informed of special rules that only apply to them, and getting banned for it.
Unfinished articles and incomplete lists.
Your Mom on Uncyclopedia.
- Boy, was THAT ever embarrassing…
- Yes, I'm talking about you.
- Utter nonsense now available in French, German, Polish, Hebrew,
Esperanto,Italian and Catalan.
Streamlined, clean, aggressive
- What happened?
GOD! appears at Uncyclopedia, but doesn't fix ANYTHING.
- What else needs to be said? The credo of a generation.
- In Soviet Russia, worst-year reflection lists YOU!!
Chron eats a live scorpion on prime time television as a publicity stunt
Village Dump lives! The
Oscar Wilde quote to fit his situation.”“It's a sorry man who cannot invent an
Babel fish:Welcome to Uncyclopedia, the content-free encyclopedia that anyone edge edit. Sophia has inspired custom to work one 17,143 articles since opening in January 2005.
- Innocent recreation or feline soul-murdering?
advice on Sundays.
- Give up your souls!
Even more Jesii, like the first three collections weren't enough
The Life and Death of a Template
- An epic poem by Oscar Wilde.
every single admin at once to protest a 24 hour ban for uncivility.
- Or: How to light up your talk page and get the ban extended to 24 days.
- Wait, we don't have that yet.
Stephen Colbert coincidentally uses "Jesi" (not "Jesii", but close) on his show. Everyone forms an angry mob until they realize it was a coincidence.
- And write really good stuff now they're here. Huh?? Just don't let 'em near the weaponry and they'll be fine. Really.
This battlestation is fully operational.
- Truly a modern tragedy.
There is no Cabal. Really.
shot JFK in a Ford?
- Like, repeatedly?
Atheism thing…: Remember that? Yeah…That whole
The short, regrettable life of
- #Uncyclopedia founder by night, useless inanimate waste of text by day.
- …anyone who edits my incredibly offensive/stupid/unfunny/mean-spirited/unoriginal/shitheaded article to be less incredibly offensive/stupid/unfunny/mean-spirited/unoriginal/shitheaded must be a vandal!"
- …adding a crudely-produced swastika or Hitler image to it!"
- …dropping an enormous template that attempts to marginalize the author as a liberal / conservative / religious / terrorist / communist / fascist conspiracy nut onto it!"
- …adding some ultra-clever variation of the words 'all your base are belong to us' to it!"
- …adding a blatantly-repetitive series of list items to it!"
The UnMerchandise vapourware
- …thrudging through gazillions of broken redirects is no fun.
Google rankings go through the floor.
- Are they trying to tell us that "misinformation" isn't useful to the average netizen?
For the last time, there IS NO FELCHMONKEY CABAL.
Sock puppetry as performance art.
- What do I do now? WHAT THE TRANNY DO I DO NOW?!?!
Insertwackynamehere's Response to Chronarion's State of the Wiki Address.
- The next A Million Little Pieces in the making. Try getting your feel-good story past Oprah now!
Chronarion's State of the Wiki Address.
- Does this guy ever do ANYTHING right?!?!
Chronarion slashdots Uncyclopedia. Twice. In two weeks. Dupe.
- Is there really any need for an explanation? We love him, really!
Order of Uncyclopedia and Awards
- Collect all 144, including the award for creating the largest number of new and useless awards!
Encyclopædia Dramatica threatens legal action
- Could have become the trial of the century. Instead it was just kind of sad.
- The scandal that rocked a nation.