Worst 100 Reflections on 2005
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| Contents: 100-91 • 90-81 • 80-71 • 70-61 • 60-51 • 50-41 • 40-31 • 30-21 • 20-11 • 10-1 |
According to Sophia's true word, the following are the worst 100* things to happen to Uncyclopedia in 2005.Readers are required to have their sporks to hand.
* Sophia does not care to count this list too closely, and believers are wise not to criticise divine numeration policy.
100-91
99.Undictionary
- It seemed like a good idea at the time… mea culpa. --Carlb 05:25, 7 February 2006 (UTC)
98.Adding (rewrite) to a redone page when putting it in Template-Recent: I'm sooooo sorry for that guys.
97.Worst 100 Lists
- I'm not sure if this was ever a good idea.
- *I am deeply sorry for even starting this. porn movies just seemed like a good spin-off, I seriously did not see it expanding from there.--Jsonitsac 17:58, 4 February 2006 (UTC)
96.Kakun's VFP Happy Fun Time Explosion
- At least he's resilient.
94.Splaka offers to help Volte achieve his new "Super-Gay" Status : You have no idea how emotionally scarred I am.
93.WikiTestament
- The first of many front page
defacingsreskinnings.
92.RuneScape is a first person *blank* *revert* shooter *blank* *revert* that *blank
91.Did you know?
- I fucked your mom.
- and your dog.
- Yeah, well, I fucked your sister.
- Fuck you.
- Yeah, well, I fucked your sister.
- and your dog.
90-81
90.The summer of Romania
- I still have .
89.Euroipods II
- Its back, and its badderer.
88.Vote for SysOp Dirty Ad Campaign
- Who can forget GS's barbed attacks that brought an end to Uncyclopedia's political age of innocence.
87.Reasons not to become a devout Christian atheist list writer.
86.Tourette's GANGBANG Syndrome
85.Slashdotting #1 - Pirateopedia
- Other Wikicities get a complimentary pirate potato logo for the day.
84.Slashdotting #2 - Chron scores a Slashdotting with a 200gb iPod
- OMG is it the real? No, I think its fake!!
83.The truth about John Seigenthaler Sr.
82.The advent of NRV
- Christmas comes early for the admins.
81.High_pressure_system.jpg: Make all the Katrina jokes you like but 9/11 is sacred.
80-71
80.Alphabetized 100-entry long VFH
- No wonder AAAAAAAA! got featured and ZZZZZZZZZ! didn't.
79.13.27, 13 November 2005 Famine deleted "Main Page" (Why would I do this? To see if I can. It's human nature.)
- Father I cannot tell a lie. I did it with my little hatchet.
78.The Red Shirts debate: what could be more amusing than debating the definition of satire? Oh, and partisan bickering too.
77.AAAAAAAAA!
- All this just to tick off an anonymous AOL user…
76.Uncyclopedia moves to Wikicities
- Our popularity could not be contained.
75.UnNews:New "voice chat" feature proposed for mobile phones gets creamed on Kuro5hin
- Voice chat??? You'd think they'd notice an idea this ridiculous and annoying had to be a joke.
- Don't forget that the article was empirically proven to pwn. Just in case you thought those people were smarter than a sack of hammers.
74.Have you shot your fuck up today?
- Those crazy Poles and their drug innovations.
56.Lists that have their order fucked up.
73.Sauron is Lord of the Dance.
72.Hymie on Wheels!
71.Paulgb's use of bureaucratic powers : Who else could accidentally admin the wrong user, bureaucrat a user just ment to be a sysop, admin a user before they had the proper number of votes, and de-bureaucrat themselves…. twice. Bonus points for transforming oneself into a 'bot, Ultra Jesus-style.
- So, do I get an award or what? Thanks to RC for saving me several times. --User:Paulgb 02:05, 12 February 2006 (UTC)
70-61
70.PantsMacKenzie stealth-opping Splaka because he reported too many QVFDs
- It was just like rape but without the sexxorz.
69.Uncyclopedia doesn't care about Kanye West…
- …at least after seeing his name on eight thousand pages.
68.Uncyclopedia's going to fucking kill Steve Ballmer…
- after seeing his name on eight thousand pages.
67.Meow! Woof! No! Developers! Fanta!
- all of this born out of an attempt to tick off an anonymous AOL user…
66.Administrators claiming, "Every single article from the above list is a clone of AAAAAAAAA! and an enemy of the cabal."
65.There Is No Cabal
64.There is therefore no list of enemies of this non-existent cabal
- No need to worry about ending up on this non-existent list for saying the emperor has no clothes. Just keep smiling.
63.Furthermore, there is no random bannination generator.
- No sirree. We're nothing but a shining beacon of wikilove.
62.Nonetheless, the requests for pictures of Hitler as various foodstuffs continued.
60-51
60.FSMism
- Sure, it didn't originate here - but who got the Fark link? That's right. Nyeh nyeh.
59.Member not being informed of special rules that only apply to them, and getting banned for it.
58-7.Unfinished articles and incomplete lists.
55. Your Mom catches you editing Your Mom on Uncyclopedia.
- Boy, was THAT ever embarrassing…
54.Lists of pointed comments.
- Yes, I'm talking about you.
53.
Use r!!! 00:57, 9 February 2006 (UTC)
Use r!!! 00:57, 9 February 2006 (UTC)51.Uncyclopedia goes multilingual
- Utter nonsense now available in French, German, Polish, Hebrew,
Esperanto,Italian and Catalan.
50-41
50.Streamlined, clean, aggressive
- What happened?
49. GOD! appears at Uncyclopedia, but doesn't fix ANYTHING.
48.Fisher Price
- What else needs to be said? The credo of a generation.
47.Russian Reversal
- In Soviet Russia, worst-year reflection lists YOU!!
46.Chron eats a live scorpion on prime time television as a publicity stunt
45. The Village Dump lives!
43.“It's a sorry man who cannot invent an Oscar Wilde quote to fit his situation.”
42.Babel fish:Welcome to Uncyclopedia, the content-free encyclopedia that anyone edge edit. Sophia has inspired custom to work one 17,143 articles since opening in January 2005.
41.Kitten huffing
- Innocent recreation or feline soul-murdering?
40-31
40.Cthulhu gives advice on Sundays.
- Give up your souls!
39.UNIQ3786727972766f3b-choose18a243cf71e0ac4700000001
37.Even more Jesii, like the first three collections weren't enough
36.The Life and Death of a Template
- An epic poem by Oscar Wilde.
35.Emailing every single admin at once to protest a 24 hour ban for uncivility.
- Or: How to light up your talk page and get the ban extended to 24 days.
34.The Official Uncyclopedia Theme Song
- Wait, we don't have that yet.
33.Stephen Colbert coincidentally uses "Jesi" (not "Jesii", but close) on his show. Everyone forms an angry mob until they realize it was a coincidence.
32.Wikipedia's worst trolls discover Uncyclopedia
- And write really good stuff now they're here. Huh?? Just don't let 'em near the weaponry and they'll be fine. Really.
31.This battlestation is fully operational.
30-21
30.The Saga of Carlow Crab
- Truly a modern tragedy.
29.Selcitra nettirw Sdrawkcab
28.There is no Cabal. Really.
27.Remember when Lincoln shot JFK in a Ford?
- Like, repeatedly?
26.Category:Stupid bands from Myspace who think Uncyclopedia is their personal vanity space
- You have It consumes (and Splaka) to blame.
24.That whole Atheism thing…: Remember that? Yeah…
23.The short, regrettable life of Rangley
22.The silence of Emmanuel Chanel.
- #Uncyclopedia founder by night, useless inanimate waste of text by day.
21."Yes, that's right…
- …anyone who edits my incredibly offensive/stupid/unfunny/mean-spirited/unoriginal/shitheaded article to be less incredibly offensive/stupid/unfunny/mean-spirited/unoriginal/shitheaded must be a vandal!"
20-11
20."Wow, I'll bet there isn't a single article on Uncyclopedia that wouldn't be improved by…
- …adding a crudely-produced swastika or Hitler image to it!"
19."Wow, I'll bet there isn't a single article on Uncyclopedia that wouldn't be improved by…
- …dropping an enormous template that attempts to marginalize the author as a liberal / conservative / religious / terrorist / communist / fascist conspiracy nut onto it!"
18."Wow, I'll bet there isn't a single article on Uncyclopedia that wouldn't be improved by…
- …adding some ultra-clever variation of the words 'all your base are belong to us' to it!"
17."Wow, I'll bet there isn't a single section of the Village Dump that wouldn't be improved by…
- …adding a blatantly-repetitive series of list items to it!"
16.The UnMerchandise vapourware
14.The numerous Euroipods Crusade references, sometimes direct puns
13.Great Namespace Reform of 2005
- …thrudging through gazillions of broken redirects is no fun.
12.Userboxen
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This user does not speak Userbox and furthermore believes Userbox to be an embarrassment to language. This user desires genocide of all speakers of Userbox. |
11.Uncyclopedia's Google rankings go through the floor.
- Are they trying to tell us that "misinformation" isn't useful to the average netizen?
10-1
10.For the last time, there IS NO WIGGER CABAL.
9.Sock puppetry as performance art.
8.MediaWiki Search.
- What do I do now? WHAT THE QUEEF DO I DO NOW?!?!
7.Insertwackynamehere's Response to Chronarion's State of the Wiki Address.
- The next A Million Little Pieces in the making. Try getting your feel-good story past Oprah now!
6.Chronarion's State of the Wiki Address.
- Does this guy ever do ANYTHING right?!?!
5.Chronarion slashdots Uncyclopedia. Twice. In two weeks. Dupe.
4.Kakun
- Is there really any need for an explanation? We love him, really!
3.The Order of Uncyclopedia and Awards
- Collect all 144, including the award for creating the largest number of new and useless awards!
2.Encyclopædia Dramatica threatens legal action
- Could have become the trial of the century. Instead it was just kind of sad.
1.Euroipods
- The scandal that rocked a nation.
