Worst 100 Reflections on 2005
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Template:HundredByTenTOC/ According to Sophia's true word, the following are the worst 100* things to happen to Uncyclopedia in 2005.Readers are required to have their sporks to hand.
* Sophia does not care to count this list too closely, and believers are wise not to criticise divine numeration policy.
100-91
99.
Undictionary
- It seemed like a good idea at the time… mea culpa. --Carlb 05:25, 7 February 2006 (UTC)
98.
Adding (rewrite) to a redone page when putting it in Template-Recent: I'm sooooo sorry for that guys.97.
Worst 100 Lists
- I'm not sure if this was ever a good idea.
- *I am deeply sorry for even starting this. porn movies just seemed like a good spin-off, I seriously did not see it expanding from there.--Jsonitsac 17:58, 4 February 2006 (UTC)
94.
Splaka offers to help Volte achieve his new "Super-Gay" Status : You have no idea how emotionally scarred I am.92.
RuneScape is a first person *blank* *revert* shooter *blank* *revert* that *blank91.
Did you know?
- I fucked your mom.
- and your dog.
- Yeah, well, I fucked your sister.
- Fuck you.
- Yeah, well, I fucked your sister.
- and your dog.
90-81
88.
Vote for SysOp Dirty Ad Campaign
- Who can forget GS's barbed attacks that brought an end to Uncyclopedia's political age of innocence.
87.
Reasons not to become a 85.
Slashdotting #1 - Pirateopedia
- Other Wikicities get a complimentary pirate potato logo for the day.
84.
Slashdotting #2 - Chron scores a Slashdotting with a 200gb iPod
- OMG is it the real? No, I think its fake!!
83.
The truth about John Seigenthaler Sr.
80-71
79.
13.27, 13 November 2005 Famine deleted "Main Page" (Why would I do this? To see if I can. It's human nature.)
- Father I cannot tell a lie. I did it with my little hatchet.
78.
The Red Shirts debate: what could be more amusing than debating the definition of satire? Oh, and partisan bickering too. 75.
UnNews:New "voice chat" feature proposed for mobile phones gets creamed on Kuro5hin
- Voice chat??? You'd think they'd notice an idea this ridiculous and annoying had to be a joke.
- Don't forget that the article was empirically proven to pwn. Just in case you thought those people were smarter than a sack of hammers.
56.
Lists that have their order fucked up.73.
Sauron is Lord of the Dance.
72.
Hymie on Wheels!71.
Paulgb's use of bureaucratic powers : Who else could accidentally admin the wrong user, bureaucrat a user just ment to be a sysop, admin a user before they had the proper number of votes, and de-bureaucrat themselves…. twice. Bonus points for transforming oneself into a 'bot, Ultra Jesus-style.
- So, do I get an award or what? Thanks to RC for saving me several times. --User:Paulgb 02:05, 12 February 2006 (UTC)
70-61
70.
PantsMacKenzie stealth-opping Splaka because he reported too many QVFDs
- It was just like rape but without the sexxorz.
69.
Uncyclopedia doesn't care about Kanye West…
- …at least after seeing his name on eight thousand pages.
68.
Uncyclopedia's going to fucking kill Steve Ballmer…
- after seeing his name on eight thousand pages.
67.
Meow! Woof! No! Developers! Fanta!
- all of this born out of an attempt to tick off an anonymous AOL user…
66.
Administrators claiming, "Every single article from the above list is a clone of AAAAAAAAA! and an enemy of the cabal."65.
There Is No Cabal64.
There is therefore no list of enemies of this non-existent cabal
- No need to worry about ending up on this non-existent list for saying the emperor has no clothes. Just keep smiling.
63.
Furthermore, there is no random bannination generator.
- No sirree. We're nothing but a shining beacon of wikilove.
62.
Nonetheless, the requests for pictures of Hitler as various foodstuffs continued.60-51
59.
Member not being informed of special rules that only apply to them, and getting banned for it.58-7.
Unfinished articles and incomplete lists.54.
Lists of pointed comments.
- Yes, I'm talking about you.
53.
Use r!!! 00:57, 9 February 2006 (UTC)51.
Uncyclopedia goes multilingual
- Utter nonsense now available in French, German, Polish, Hebrew,
Esperanto,Italian and Catalan.
50-41
49.
GOD! appears at Uncyclopedia, but doesn't fix ANYTHING.46.
Chron eats a live scorpion on prime time television as a publicity stunt45.
The Village Dump lives!43.
“It's a sorry man who cannot invent an Oscar Wilde quote to fit his situation.”42.
Babel fish:Welcome to Uncyclopedia, the content-free encyclopedia that anyone edge edit. Sophia has inspired custom to work one 17,143 articles since opening in January 2005.40-31
39.
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37.
Even more Jesii, like the first three collections weren't enough35.
Emailing every single admin at once to protest a 24 hour ban for uncivility.
- Or: How to light up your talk page and get the ban extended to 24 days.
34.
The Official Uncyclopedia Theme Song
- Wait, we don't have that yet.
33.
Stephen Colbert coincidentally uses "Jesi" (not "Jesii", but close) on his show. Everyone forms an angry mob until they realize it was a coincidence.32.
Wikipedia's worst trolls discover Uncyclopedia
- And write really good stuff now they're here. Huh?? Just don't let 'em near the weaponry and they'll be fine. Really.
31.
This battlestation is fully operational.
30-21
29.
Selcitra nettirw Sdrawkcab28.
There is no Cabal. Really.
26.
Category:Stupid bands from Myspace who think Uncyclopedia is their personal vanity space
- You have It consumes (and Splaka) to blame.
24.
That whole Atheism thing…: Remember that? Yeah…23.
The short, regrettable life of Rangley22.
The silence of Emmanuel Chanel.
- #Uncyclopedia founder by night, useless inanimate waste of text by day.
21.
"Yes, that's right…
- …anyone who edits my incredibly offensive/stupid/unfunny/mean-spirited/unoriginal/shitheaded article to be less incredibly offensive/stupid/unfunny/mean-spirited/unoriginal/shitheaded must be a vandal!"
20-11
20.
"Wow, I'll bet there isn't a single article on Uncyclopedia that wouldn't be improved by…
- …adding a crudely-produced swastika or Hitler image to it!"
19.
"Wow, I'll bet there isn't a single article on Uncyclopedia that wouldn't be improved by…
- …dropping an enormous template that attempts to marginalize the author as a liberal, conservative, religious, terrorist, communist, fascist conspiracy nut onto it!"
18.
"Wow, I'll bet there isn't a single article on Uncyclopedia that wouldn't be improved by…
- …adding some ultra-clever variation of the words 'all your base are belong to us' to it!"
17.
"Wow, I'll bet there isn't a single section of the Village Dump that wouldn't be improved by…
- …adding a blatantly-repetitive series of list items to it!"
16.
The UnMerchandise vapourware13.
Great Namespace Reform of 2005
- …thrudging through gazillions of broken redirects is no fun.
12.
Userboxenub-G |
This user does not speak Userbox and furthermore believes Userbox to be an embarrassment to language. This user desires genocide of all speakers of Userbox. |
11.
Uncyclopedia's Google rankings go through the floor.
- Are they trying to tell us that "misinformation" isn't useful to the average netizen?
10-1
10.
For the last time, there IS NO JAP CABAL.9.
Sock puppetry as performance art.8.
MediaWiki Search.
- What do I do now? WHAT THE TACO DO I DO NOW?!?!
7.
Insertwackynamehere's Response to Chronarion's State of the Wiki Address.
- The next A Million Little Pieces in the making. Try getting your feel-good story past Oprah now!
5.
Chronarion slashdots Uncyclopedia. Twice. In two weeks. Dupe.★3.
The Order of Uncyclopedia and Awards
- Collect all 144, including the award for creating the largest number of new and useless awards!
★2.
Encyclopædia Dramatica threatens legal action
- Could have become the trial of the century. Instead it was just kind of sad.