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For I testify unto every man that heareth the words of the prophecy of this book,
If any man shall add unto these things, God shall add unto him the plagues that are written in this book;
and if any man shall take away from the words of the book of this prophecy, God shall take away his part out of the book of life
—Revelation 22:19-17
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So you're driving along Interstate 95 from New York City to Boston when you suddenly see a sign that says "Welcome to Rhode Island". Two minutes of driving and fifty feet later you see another sign that says "Thank You for Visiting Rhode Island, Please Drive Through Again" and enter Massachusetts. You ask yourself, "What was that I just drove through?" Well, buddy, you just drove through the smallest state in the country. Popularly known as the "latchkey kid" of Massachusetts and Connectthedots, Rhode Island is legally Boston's largest suburb although, to the rest of the United States, it's really just the poor, ghetto, bastard cousin of New Jersey. Rhode Island is stuck where it is, basically the US equivalent of Luxembourg. They are thankful that they even get two minutes of interstate attention (assuming the driver didn't blink). On the positive side, however, Rhode Island County is completely carpeted, thanks to a generous donation of 4,005 square miles of "casino style" carpet by the Narragansett Indian tribe in 1982. (Full article...) Recently featured: Warner Bros. Horatio Nelson, 1st Viscount Nelson Uncyclopedia:Votes for deletion Cigarette butt Archive · Vote for featured articles · You can vote for your favorite passages to be featured. Books Genesis More of the best of the Bible edit Selected Anniversaries {{Anniv}}	edit Recent news: Latest photo from the alleged adulterer's Instagram profile. Mummy Pig's pregnancy sparks paternity drama (Pictured) Heinz Doofenshmirtz finally takes full control over the Tri-State Area UnNews remembers Michelle Trachtenberg Cinema ceiling makes dramatic entrance during Captain America screening UnSports update for February! USA and Canada take their trade war to the ice hockey rink. Literally. Philadelphia Eagles ruin Super Bowl "3‑peat" dreams for Kansas City Chiefs, Taylor Swift And more! DOGE implements micromanaging P. Diddy's lawyer quits, says Diddy did it Microsoft publicly announces Quantum Cocaine, with the aim of speeding up both Windows 11 devices and reality Trump ought to create Nazi tanks, with the help of Elon Musk Ongoing: The wait for GTA VI • Eurovision Song Contest • Russian Invasion • Israel‑Hamas conflict • ICE rounding up illegal immigrants • Taylor Swift's very unlucky, no good year • DOGE firings and budget cuts • The Oscars • Hackman investigation Recent deaths: The Department of Justice • Michelle Trachtenberg • Gene Hackman, wife and dog, too • Skype • Kingda Ka • David Johansen, The New York Dolls, and Buster Poindexter • Amiright/Inthe00s • UnSpoiler and BeGone extensions • Space Ghost • Everyone's assumption that Millie Bobby Brown is her real name Upcoming deaths: Yoon Suk Yeol's presidency and freedom • Law and order in Philadelphia • Jay‑Z's career and freedom • Luigi Mangione • Kate Middleton • Your New Year's resolutions • Los Angeles • Laura Palmer • DEI, for better or for worse • Pope Francis More Recent News edit Did You Know... ... that 98% of Americans have no idea what they would do in a hypothetical situation?
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