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For I testify unto every man that heareth the words of the prophecy of this book,
If any man shall add unto these things, God shall add unto him the plagues that are written in this book;
and if any man shall take away from the words of the book of this prophecy, God shall take away his part out of the book of life
—Revelation 22:19-17
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Éowyn was almost a warrior princess. She was the niece of a king rather than a daughter. A minor technicality that kept her out of those ranks. She wasn't into being a princess as much as being a warrior, and even then, she was blindsided and neck-pinched out of any glory in battle. She had zero interest in embroidery and courtly bullshit. Éowyn wanted to ride into battle, swing steel, and make the enemy deeply regret waking up that morning. She would make up for the injustice in the end. She just had to stay close enough to the corpses to wade through them even when having to step over her own uncle. Instead, she spent most of the war being gently sidelined, patronized, and stuck making stew that looked really gross. She had to endure Théoden's melancholy, Aragorn's weird cryptic kingly behavior, and a whole lot of men telling her to stay in the kitchen (or at least in the king's hall looking pretty). Sulking, brooding and bitter, she plotted in silence. When the time was right, she blended in unnoticed among warriors of long, braided hair and shining armor. Under a helmet forged from hundreds of thimbles and saucepans, she rode into war against the Dark Lord. She spectacularly seized the day by wading through a sea of dead orcs and men, and in the middle of all that carnage, she delivered the single greatest I am no man burn in recorded history. (Full article...) Recently featured: F Line (Los Angeles Metro) Hatsune Miku Éowyn UnBooks:The Aeneid Archive · Vote for featured articles · You can vote for your favorite passages to be featured. Books Genesis More of the best of the Bible edit Selected Anniversaries {{Anniv}}	edit Recent news: Honoring the life and principles of Kirk To achieve a truly sustainable, green society, the UK's Green Party votes to destroy Israel Uncyclopedia finishes the puzzle Some idiot from Oman tries to recreate 9/11 Concurrent Kirkiversaries cause confusion (Pictured) Chuck Norris's ghost does massive fart, knocks Uncyclopedia offline several times Xbox begins rationing Game Pass to 2 hours of playtime/month, Trump launches personal Twitch stream to compensate Trump invents new lake to piss off Canada; even most Americans roll eyes Grand Republic of Cleveland renames Lake Erie the "Gulf of Cleveland" just because. We're serious! Social Security retires, takes the money and runs rather than deal with the inevitable Britain abuses Emergency Alert System to tell people not to use BBQs Country you've never heard of changes name, not too different from old name Mr. Blobby burninates the whole of Europe Ongoing: Letterboxd outage • Trump claiming victory in Iran... for, like, the 2 millionth time or something • The Great Sheeranist Divide • The wait for GTA VI (for real this time!) • Paramount and Warner Bros. merging into one giant evil streaming corp Recent deaths: Mike Ditka • Harald V • Lionel Messi's FIFA career • Victor Miller • Gloria Steinem • Mr. Belding Upcoming deaths: Dr. Fauci • Low Tier God • Bruce Campbell • New Mexico • Ed Sheeran • Xbox More Recent News edit Did You Know... ... that Pigpen had a collection of over 200 various skin diseases during his childhood? (Pictured) ... that oxygen is a highly addictive drug, with 100% of all users becoming addicted with their first hit? ... that deadmau5 is neither alive nor dead, but is a real mouse? ... that you should invest in chicken stock? ... that originally, Hell was an acronym for "Happiness, Euphoria, and Lively Laughter?" ... that water is bad for your health because fish have sex in it? ... that Oscar Mayer has a way with B-O-L-O-G-N-A? ... that there is a pipe bomb placed in your mailbox? Seven And A Half Hours Of Silence
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