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For I testify unto every man that heareth the words of the prophecy of this book,
If any man shall add unto these things, God shall add unto him the plagues that are written in this book;
and if any man shall take away from the words of the book of this prophecy, God shall take away his part out of the book of life
—Revelation 22:19-17

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Caffeine is a chemical which makes you really hyper and excited and gives you lots of energy and stuff. It's found in coffee and chocolate and bawls and energy drinks. I drink those things all the time and it makes me feel really hyper and excited and stuff. People say I have too much caffeine but they're totally wrong; I only drink like fifteen cups of coffee a day for christ's sake. That's not a lot you know what I mean? (Full article...)

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