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For I testify unto every man that heareth the words of the prophecy of this book,
If any man shall add unto these things, God shall add unto him the plagues that are written in this book;
and if any man shall take away from the words of the book of this prophecy, God shall take away his part out of the book of life
—Revelation 22:19-17
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McDonald's is a chain of restaurants that serves "fusty food". Their menu includes hamburgers, french fries (Put mayo on mine, please!), chicken, milkshakes, and other marvelous synthetic products of dubious ingredients. Recently, after protests by flat-earthers, McDonald's has added "healthy food" such as salads and fruits. Extensive testing and reformulation successfully made them as greasy and bad for the body as the rest of the menu. McDonald's has locations all over the world, and is coming soon to the rest of the universe. There is no place without a McDonald's there, or at least nearby; they have become as common as air pollution and the girl next door. The chain's strategy is to achieve a single monopoly where people have no choice but to eat every meal there. Corporate training consists of re-running the movie WALL-E. (Full article...) Recently featured: McDonald's Jeffrey Epstein UnNews:James Dean named Sexiest Man Dead Climate change Archive · Vote for featured articles · You can vote for your favorite passages to be featured. Books Genesis More of the best of the Bible edit Selected Anniversaries {{Anniv}}	edit Recent news: Britney Spears is a Red. Hannity column: Britney Spears is a fucking commie (Pictured) U.S. to foreign actor Gerard Depardieu: "Stay out of our elections" Avoid the coronavirus: tips for readers K-pop supports BTS XFL to launch franchises in pissed off markets The Who plan to lower insulin prices Yang a "coronavirus carrier," says Trump Trump butchers Franz Ferdinand hit Internet troll scores major win with stunning display of statesmanship Hannity scrambles to intervew Levi Parnas Pansexual announces she is Liberal Democrat Black Panther director on Gilliam's Brazil: "WTF?!" Trump tweets: "impeach the pres" Trump impeached, Christmas cancelled More Recent News edit Did You Know... ... that it takes a man about thirty-four months to cross the Atlantic ocean on a turtle?
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