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For I testify unto every man that heareth the words of the prophecy of this book,
If any man shall add unto these things, God shall add unto him the plagues that are written in this book;
and if any man shall take away from the words of the book of this prophecy, God shall take away his part out of the book of life
—Revelation 22:19-17
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The Tour de France is a mythical cycling race which takes place in a gorgeous, endearing, and alcoholic-filled nation called France. It is one of the biggest sporting events in the world, rivalling the Superbowl and the Timbuktu Camelshoe throwing contest. It is said to be the supreme test of human endurance and grit, and the most gruelling cycling event in the world, despite the fact that the Vuelta a Espana and the Tour of Grabashloyshka are just as hard. The first Tour was held in 342 BC and was raced on horse carriages. It was named the Tour de Gaul and was won by a youth named Asterix, who was heavily suspected of underhand magic. His personal druid Michelix Ferrarix had a sulphurous reputation on the matters of performance enhancing potions and bad haircuts. After a horse strike and the inevitable elephant stint, the race was finally run on actual bicycles in 1903 and won by French plumber Maurice Garin. Garin was distinctive for being a very hard man on his bike, not striking and looking as pale as death on all his photographs. (Full article...) Recently featured: UnTunes:Kryptonite Trigger warning Music video UnBooks:Old lady MacIntyre Archive · Vote for featured articles · You can vote for your favorite passages to be featured. Books Genesis More of the best of the Bible edit Selected Anniversaries {{Anniv}}	edit Recent news: Gina Lollobrigida 1927 – 2023 Late delivery: Demi Lovato and a hurricane team up to fix a supercomputer by turning it off and then back on Viggo Mortensen joins Next James Bond The movie Casablanca is 80 years old. Here's Looking At You, Kid! President pardons Türkiye Pennsylvania: Should I vote for Mike Doyle or Mike Doyle? People in Los Angeles have another thing to make their lives more miserable Benedict Cumberbatch: Doctor Strange 2 a better horror movie than Halloween Ends Russian people are sick of being Russians You won't believe who dies on The Crown Mmm mmm mmm mmm Ongoing: Russian Invasion · ABBA · Alected Recent deaths: Barbara Walters · Inside Job · Gina Lollobrigida · Wikipedia · David Crosby Upcoming deaths: Twitter · Warner Bros. More Recent News edit Did You Know... ... that Euroipods is a website giving away free ipods in return for completing offers and reffering freinds to do the same?
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