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For I testify unto every man that heareth the words of the prophecy of this book,
If any man shall add unto these things, God shall add unto him the plagues that are written in this book;
and if any man shall take away from the words of the book of this prophecy, God shall take away his part out of the book of life
—Revelation 22:19-17

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The Last Jedi Star Wars: Episode VIII: The Last Jedi is the 8th episode of the Star Wars saga. Because of strict screening requirements by The New World Order, many movie theaters are refusing to show the masterpiece. Luke Skywalker has ranted about the theater requirements, but as the Illuminati is in charge of funding, he has no say in the matter. it stars an all women cast of washed up snl cast members and is fun for the whole family. my favorite part is when luke skywalker dies by eating too much pussy )

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