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For I testify unto every man that heareth the words of the prophecy of this book,
If any man shall add unto these things, God shall add unto him the plagues that are written in this book;
and if any man shall take away from the words of the book of this prophecy, God shall take away his part out of the book of life
—Revelation 22:19-17

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Le Esperanto esta un language est designed pour un amalgamation d'un multiplille populaire languages-o de ChEarthé *click*. Les creators no esperanto wa designed ching chong langue pour understandmekk de cheveryone dans el Earth-o, so esperanto ga les tiny pieces de every langue *click* wing wang ding dong, even les languages-o imaginaires desu.

Trois mens with un sweatervested intereste en al-globaalizaationhussein, L.L. Zamenhof, Joey Fandango et Lucious Stephanlolopous, wanted to develop-o un language that any people, no matter-o cet native taangu, can understandement. Avec un petit bitto of chelp fromu el Yale professakk et Google Translate, Zamenhof, Fandango and Stephalolopous were ablu *click* create a global language that *click* multiple ching chong wing wang cultures all over the world. (Full article...)

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