Ariana Grande

“Yuh.”

~ Herself.

In Soviet Russia, donut lick you.

Ariana Grande

Just her doing what she does best.
Background Information
Birthdate	April 9, 69 BCE (420 years old)
Birthplace	Ohio
Years active	2008-present
Genre	Pop, R&B, Opera, other gay music
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Ariana Grande (not to be confused with Ariana Gandhi) is a leftist Italian-American singer-songwriter (who can't even sing properly), actress, retired professional donut-licker, Mariah wannabe, and gay rights activist.

Personal life

Life before fame

Ariana in her childhood days.

Ariana Grande was born in the beautiful state of Ohio, to her parents. Her family moved to Florida afterwards, because life was even better there. Before blasting into stardom, she was a hardcore hockey fan. When she turned eight, her parents separated, causing her father to go shopping for milk. On this point, she started her career as a theater actress, and continued on in the entertainment industry. She has an older half-brother who is a big gay phoque.

Artistic style

Her songs are mostly in the pop and R&B genre, while incorporating EDM and hip hop in some of her tracks. She is also a Mariah Carey wannabe, always imitating her operatic style of singing, even her operatic voice cracks, which are caused by her forcing her voice to break the music sheet. Aside from Carey, Whitney Houston, Destiny's Child, Beyonce, Celine Dion, and Madonna served as musical influences. She is also known for the exxessive use of the word yuh in her songs, probably because of listening to Metallica inside of the womb, and mishearing James Hetfield's iconic "Yeah!" as such. Her excessive use of yuh resulted in her making an entire song, even an album of her just singing it repeatedly.

Beliefs

Ariana Grande was born as a Roman Catholic, but left the religion upon learning that the religion hates gay people like her and her brother. She is currently an atheist, but is a believer of the teachings of Kabbalah, or Magical Judaism. She is also a leftist, supporting gay rights, even participating in gay parades.

Personal health

We shouldn't make fun of others' health, but if you insist I put it here, I still won't do it. But that's because there isn't really anything interesting, and I don't even give anything about her personal health and mental issues.

Career

Ariana licking a donut in the height of her donut-licking career.

Ariana Grande started her career in children's theater, and at 13 years old, she decided to enter the music industry. At the same time, she became an actress under Nickelodeon, starring in the shows Victorious, Sam & Cat, and Winx Club. She released her first single in 2011, but disowned it because it is too cringe for her. Two years later, she released her legitimate debut album, titled, "Yours Truly". In 2015, she unapologetically started her donut-licking career, while stating that she hates the beautiful Land of the Free and Home of the Brave, learning that it could spread disease, she apologized and retired from donut-licking, after a few days. Later on, she would continue to release musical hits that actually sound like 8v115hvt such as "Problem", "Break Free", "Dangerous Woman", "thank u, next", "7 Rings", "GiaW", "Breathing", "Positions", and her magnum opus, "Yuh.". She is also known for her collaboration singles, such as "Stuck With U", with Justin Bieber, "Santa Tell Me", with We The Sus Music and "Bang Bang", with Jessie J and Nicki Minaj.