UnNews:Trump sends condolences to "Sly Stallone"
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Tuesday, June 10, 2025
WASHINGTON -- Hours after learning of the death of legendary funk musician Sly Stone of Sly & the Family Stone fame, "President" Trump took to Truth Social to post his condolences for "Sly Stalin," Which he promptly deleted and pretended he never posted.
Two hours later, he reposted with a different name.
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| This is a sad day in America. We have lost a terrific icon. RIP SLY STALLONE. In Rocky you lost to OVERRATED Apollo Creed in a RIGGED match, but you taught us all never to give up, especially me. In Rocky II, you beat him in a rematch. GOOD RIDDANCE! Creed was too full of himself. In Rocky III you befriended Creed (BIG mistake!), but you still managed to beat Clubber Lang. Mr. T is a nice guy, a great pal. He pities fools. In Rocky IV you defeated that nasty Russian Ivan Drago. I never saw Rocky V, as I was divorcing Ivana. Rocky VI was totally cuck and Creed is TOO WOKE! I prefer the real Michael Jordan. He and Hannibal Lecter are good friends of mine. After Rocky, you played Rambo and you kicked ass. BETTER THAN RINO ARNOLD ANY DAY! In Judge Dredd you played the BEST JUDGE EVER! I wish I could have appointed you to the Supreme Court. That's why I appointed you as a Hollywood Ambassador. Nobody knows big, terrific Hollywood movies like you. Sly Stallone, you will be missed. | |||
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As of 10 pm EST no one has told him Sly Stone was a Black musician who played at Woodstock. Maybe keep it that way.
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- Chris Morris "Sly Stone, Funk-Rock Pioneer Who Led the Family Stone, Dies at 82" Variety, June 9, 2025
- "No, Sylvester Stallone isn't dead: confusion follows Sly Stone's death" San Francisco Chronicle, June 9, 2025