Worst 100 Sitcom Catchphrases
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| Contents: 100-91 • 90-81 • 80-71 • 70-61 • 60-51 • 50-41 • 40-31 • 30-21 • 20-11 • 10-1 |
The world of sitcoms is full of horrible catchphrases, but none as confusing and contrived as these…
100-91[edit | edit source]
100."Girl, that's bananas!"
- Audience response: Yeeeeaahhhh! Wooooooo!
- from "Raise My Allowance" (1993)
99."Oh yes I did!"
- Audience response: Wooooooo! Yeeeeaahhhh!
- from "Oh Yes I Did" (1983)
98."Jesus shitballs, no!"
- Audience response: OOOooooohhhh!
- from "Not So Rough" (1983)
97."Yeah, sure. …I guess…"
- Audience response: WWwooooooohhhhh!
- from "Please Come Home For Dinner" (1953)
96."Oh hellz nah!"
- Audience response: AHAhahahhaha!
- from "Oh Hell No" (1973)
95."Well, DUUUHHH!"
- Audience response: Woo, Woo, Woo!
- from "Where's the Party?" (1983)
94."Well, Excuuuuuuse you!"
- Audience response: Yeaaaahhh! Woooo!
- from "You're Excused" (1983)
93."Yeah… But where's the butter?!"
- Audience response: Ahahahahaha!
- from "Guess Who's Eating?" (1993)
92."I didn't have sex with that."
- Audience response: Oooooohhhhh!
- from "Bill Clinton's Variety Hour" (1993)
91."I don't recall, dammit!"
- Audience response: Woo, Woo, Woo!
- from "Alberto Gonzales Variety Hour" (2003)
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90."youre woring hard to put food on your family”
- Audience response: damn!
- from "George W. Bush's dictatorship" (2003)
89."Youbeiyu shanji wo relian jing. Jing'e!!"
- Audience response: mmmm hao de
- from "Huanxiong Shijian" (1983)
88."No."
- Audience response: Woo woo woo woo woo woo woo!
- from "Oh God it hurts" (2003)
87."You know what they say, all toasters, toast, toast!”
- Audience response: No, toasters toast bread
- from "Hotel Mario" (1993)
86."That is not my job!”
- Audience response: stop saying that.
- from "Drake and Josh" (2003)
85."girl puhleeeasee"
- Audience response: OH NO SHE DID ENT
- from "Girlfriends" (2003)
84."We'd love to hear your thoughts on this story"
- Audience response: THIS PC GONE MAD GOVERNMENT IS GIVING OUR TAXES TO MUSLIMS
- from "BBC News" (2003)
83."Here's Viagra!"
- Audience response: At least I get hard, yours just shrinks.
- from "Bob Dole Variety Hour" (2003)
82."Don't forget to do my children!"
- Audience response: Lmao
- from "The World's Most Fatal Executions" (1623)
81."Holy buckets, where IS the vacuum?!?!"
- Audience response: Haha, haha, haha, haha, haha, haha, haha, haha, haha, haha, haha, haha, haha, haha, haha, haha, haha
- from "Weiner Brothers" (1965)
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80."Bake it!"
- Audience response: Woooo!
- from "Stan About Town" (1991)
79."Fuck off, Lahey”
- Audience response: Yeah!
- from "Trailer Park Boys " (2008)
78."Oh Death, where is thy sting?”
- Audience response: Where, O Hades, thy victory?
- from "1 Corinthians 15:55"
77."That ain't no cold-sore!”
- Audience response: Woooo!
- from "Webster" (1983)
76."You son of a bitch, fuckin cuntdork dicknigger!”
- Audience response: Get 'em!
- from "Teenage Macbeth" (1981)
75."Opps, looks like I'm the Model T!”
- Audience response: [Laughter]
- from "Ford n' Christ" (0)
74."This is The Captain Obvious Show.”
- Audience response: WE KNOW!
- from "The Captain Obvious Show" (1989)
73."Bum, bum, bum…another one bites the dust!”
- Audience response: 'Woo! Again, again!'
- from "Kevorkian, Live!" (1998)
72."Holy Hemaroid Cream Datman!”
- Datman response: 'Sparrow you silly goose'
- from "The adventures of Datman!" (1966-1974)
71."What IS that smell?!?”
- Audience response: 'Peeeeeeeeee Youuuuuuuu'
- from "George the curious garbageman" (1958-1964)
70-61[edit | edit source]
70."D'ooooooooooh, dildoes!”
- Audience response: 'LOLMGWHEREDOESHEGETHISTUFFROM'
- from "[The name of this sitcom is only pronounceable by Cthulhu.]" (1337)
69."Shut the hell up or I'll cut your mic!”
- Audience response: *canned audience response abruptly silenced*
- from "Bill O'Reilly Variety Hour" (2001)
68."Well slap me sideways and call me a shittlebiscuit!”
- Audience response: 'This isn't fucking Wayne Newton!?'
- from "The Not Wayne Newton Show" (2000)
67."Oh someone just crucify me!”
- Audience response: '*fail trumpet* waa waa waaaaaaaa'
- from "Just Crucify Me" (33)
66."Nobody fucks with the Jesus, bitch!”
- Audience response: 'What the hell it was just an innocent fig tree. This show sucks!'
- from "The Greatest Sitcom Ever Made" (30)
65."To be honest, I'd rather butt-hump a teletubby…”
- Audience response: 'oooOOOoohh!'
- from "Jerry Fallwell's Never Stop Pimpin'" (1993)
64."THAT'S ENTROPY!”
- Audience response: 'That is entropy, isn't it?'
- from "Whatever you do, our universe will inevitably come to an end with Professor Brian Cox'" (MMXI)
63."…And this is where the magic happens”
- Audience response: 'Filthy bourgeois pig!'
- from "Cribs" (2000 - Year 1)
62."Shutup, this is my scene… I know my lines!… You're a damn troll! -hic-… tiger blood…”
- Audience response: '……………'
- from "Two and a Half Men" (2011)
61."Making da whoopee!”
- Audience response: 'Well that was unexpected after that discussion about abortion.'
- from "Tony, the Guy Who Interrupts Serious Conversations" (never aired)
60-51[edit | edit source]
60."Well, excuuuse me, princess!”
- Audience response: 'Steve Martin said it better.'
- from "The Legend of Zelda" (1989)
59."This guy are sick”
- No Audience response just wacky music that gets more and more extreme after every scene until it is just noise. A bit like the rest of the show.
- from "Scrubs: The Bottom of the Barrel"
58."Whoops, there goes my trigger finger again!”
- Audience response: Ouuuuchhh!
- from "Dick Cheney's Variety Hour" (2003)
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