Worst 100 Reflections on 2026

• Contents:  100-91
• 90-81
• 80-71
• 70-61
• 60-51
• 50-41
• 40-31
• 30-21
• 20-11
• 10-1

Things are going so fast and furious that we may as well start early.

100-91

100.

 Trump destroys Greenland, as European leaders unilaterally declare a New World Order and NATO is disbanded.

Never had this on my bingo card.

99.

 Trump trumps on Venezuela to FUCKING LIBERATE ITS PEOPLE, BABY!!!

This is the second trump thing on this list...

98.

 Several Redditors who are tired of brainrot memes try to enact the so-called "Great Meme Reset".

It feels really forced and fails catastrophically.

97.

 Turb0-Sunrise bullshits his way to WOTY.

He'd come up with something funny, but that's outside of his pay grade.

96.

 Forest Fire Week comes back.

A bad week to be a noob.

95.

 The servers a splode and several people join the Spoon as a result.

Spike is still recovering.

94.

 I can only poop in strange places.

93.

 I can only poop in strange places.

92.

 I can only poop in strange places.

91.

 I can only poop in strange places.

90-81

90.

 Barry Manilow is spotted alive on Mars.

Holy crap! Maybe there IS life everywhere... even in your father's penis!

89.

 People stop asking for ICE in their drinks.

They complain it no longer makes their drinks cold, but boils them instead.

88.

 Whistles become a popular fashion accessory.

PETA complains that they are cruel to animals.

87.

 Trump fashions himself a Crown out of tin foil, screws, clamps, plastic icicles, glitter, fossilized grudges, rosary beads, burned Epstein documents, unpaid contractor bills, and crystal tears.

If it fits, wear it. Surely something sharp must make you look sharp, right?

86.

 Artificial intelligence begins to take over the jobs that the deported immigrants left behind.

Next one on the list: YOURS.

85.

 ColonelKurtz has been permabanned.

The end of the site is nigh.

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80-71

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60-51

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50-41

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20-11

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10-1

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