Things are going so fast and furious that we may as well start early.
100.
Trump destroys Greenland, as European leaders unilaterally declare a New World Order and NATO is disbanded.Never had this on my bingo card.
99.
Trump trumps on Venezuela to FUCKING LIBERATE ITS PEOPLE, BABY!!!This is the second trump thing on this list...
98.
Several Redditors who are tired of brainrot memes try to enact the so-called "Great Meme Reset".It feels really forced and fails catastrophically.
97.
Turb0-Sunrise bullshits his way to WOTY and UOTM.He'd come up with something funny, but that's outside of his pay grade.
96.
Forest Fire Week comes back.A bad week to be a noob.
95.
The servers a splode and several people join the Spoon as a result.Spike is still recovering.
94.
Barry Manilow is spotted alive on Mars.Holy crap! Maybe there IS life everywhere... even in your father's penis!
93.
People stop asking for ICE in their drinks.They complain it no longer makes their drinks cold, but deports them instead.
92.
Whistles become a popular fashion accessory.PETA complains that they are cruel to animals.
91.
Trump fashions himself a Crown out of tin foil, screws, clamps, plastic icicles, glitter, fossilized grudges, rosary beads, burned Epstein documents, unpaid contractor bills, and crystal tears.If it fits, wear it. Surely something sharp must make you look sharp, right?
90.
Artificial intelligence begins to take over the jobs that the deported immigrants left behind.Next one on the list: YOURS.
89.
Canada commits curling-based war crimes against Sweden.According to the IOC that's an extra 24 points for Canada.
88.
ColonelKurtz has been permabanned.The end of the site is nigh.
87.
An impostor takes over the long-gone user Squaw Dee(r)'s account.This mysterious user, suspected to be L10nM4st3r, acts nothing like the real Squaw Dee.
86.
Everyone thinks that Squaw Dee is being impersonated by L10nM4st3r
He is not, and everyone secretly knows it.
He is not, and everyone secretly knows it.
85.
Noopnurf craps his pants with such terrifying acoustic force that NASA Mission Control temporarily loses all contact with the Mars Rover.He's fine.
84.
Soviet's user page gets deleted in VFD.Is this the first userpage to be deleted (or delted) ever?!?
83.
Paramount wins the most expensive game of Chess in American history.The media PR machine slaps a "far-right, do not watch" label on CNN before the check even clears.
82.
OPOSSUM leaves for good this time.The end of an era of SLAPPLA LAPPA DING DONGS.
