Worst 100 Reflections on 2022

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100 Animals
99 April Fools Jokes
98 Cartman Wannabes
97 Colors
96 Creatures to have sex with
95 Firefox extensions
94 Foods
93 Gifts to give a friend
92 Harry Potter Spin-offs
91 Inventions
90 Locations
89 LOL Cats
88 Make Out Songs
87 Moments to get a Boner
86 Moments to Laugh
85 Money Making Schemes
84 Movies
83 Nonexistent Words
82 Not In The Least Bit Sexual Things To Do With No Pants On
81 Nutty Conspiracy Theories
80 Overused Star Trek Episode Plots
79 Pokemon Cash-Ins
78 Porn Stars
77 Quick Detections that an Uncyclopedia page sucks
76 Weapons
75 Reflections on 2005
74 Reflections on 2006
73 Reflections on 2007
72 Reflections on 2008
71 Reflections on 2009
70 Reflections on 2010
69 Reflections on 2011
68 Reflections on 2012
67 Reflections on 2013
66 Reflections on 2018
65 Reflections on 2022
64 Rejected Harry Potter Novels
63 Remakes
62 Restaurants
61 Self Help Books
60 Sexual Perversions
59 Short Poems
58 Sitcom Catchphrases
57 Songs
56 Songs about Seagulling
55 Songs To Have Sex To
54 Songs To Play At A Funeral
53 Spinoffs
52 Superheroes
51 Things About the '00s
50 Things to do during Christmas
49 Things to Put In An IV
48 Things To Say In Court
47 Things to Say in the Workplace
46 Things to say on a First Date
45 Toys
44 TV Programs
43 Uncyclopedia In-Jokes
42 Video Games of all time‎
41 Video Game Movies
40 Video Game Systems
39 Ways of Being a Dick
38 Ways To Be Castrated
37 Ways to be Circumcized
36 Ways to Deliver Bad News
35 Ways to Die
34 Ways to Kill Sarah Connor
33 Ways to Start a Novel
32 Ways to Win an Argument
31 Religions

This is the officially unofficial list of Uncyclopedia's Worst 100 Reflections on 2022, the Third Year of the Coronavirus.

100-91[edit | edit source]

100.ARandomPage joins the site and writes the first annual Uncyclopedia Reflections article in 4 years.
Using a computer. While participating in several Uncyclopedia conflicts. This person has too much time to waste.
99.Alula joins the site in January, and does a lot of minor things like redlink removing.
She also wrote a part of an article. Some other person wrote the other part.
98.The unnamed conflict on ponies which has been going on for around 2 years is officially named.
Its name is "Horse-Hugging Pony War-Conflict-Fiasco", and apparently, it's been overcomplicated and twisted.
97.ARandomPage sucks at writing.
That's why this article sucks.
96.Cassie seems to be going on a lot of monthly month-long hiatuses (hiatii?) lately.
Unfortunately, Nobody cares.
95.Sandwich of the Month is now a real award!
It's been around a decade, and now it's finally real.
94.Zana Dark is found guilty of child predatoring and banished from Uncyclopedia.
Her victim? The totally unimportant user and unknown user known as THE ZOMBIEBARON!
93.In 2021, Cassie transcends gender itself!
And everyone was fine with that. Minus a storming wind, but he got banned.
92.ARandomPage has decided to rip news from last year to use for this page.
This surely won't get them in any trouble.
91.JJPMaster also transcends gender itself.
To Page's knowledge, nothing was said about it on Uncyclopedia outside of JJP's own page.

90-81[edit | edit source]

90.ARandomPage stole the UnSignpost.
Nobody really did anything about that.
89.Kiko4564 Is Back.
And quickly banned, as well.
88.Synagog Uelicker enters Uncyclopedia and writes their first feature.
Death Grips, its creation beginning right after Synagogue joins.
87.Crocotta1, a previously sanctioned user, rejoins. Her behavior is much less egregious.
It's still egregious enough to earn 3 serious bans in 4 months.
86.Shabidoo is promoted to admin.
And then goes inactive due to life issues.
85.Zombiebaron Zombiebaron zombiebaron.
Zombiebaron zombiebaron zombiebaron, zombiebaron zombiebaron.
81.Ribbit ribbit. Ribbit?
83.Nobody cares about this reflection.
82.ARandomPage starts to add more images to the Celeste emoji template.
81.Page forgot to write this reflection and is a year late to adding it in.
They have no idea how this happened.

80-71[edit | edit source]

80.This article's writer is already running out of things to reflect on.
Oh no.
79.L10nM4st3r joins the site and doesn't really do much.
His talkpage does did have some weird formatting rules, though.
78.Though this article's writer did not have Discord at the time of writing this, they were surprised that many former Uncyclopedia users are only active on Discord.
I'm not sure why they think that, since they didn't have it at the time.
77.Everyone deserves depth now, for some reason.
I think it was something to do with the HHPWCF and overcomplication.
76.Zombiebaron loves democracy.
Even after it backfires against him.
75.ARandomPage starts committing unnecessary acts of violence.
Such as bricking people, and whacking them with whales.
74.Alula likes cats.
Page doesn't, so they started vandalizing her gallery.
73.WVandZM went on a vacation for a few months.
And came back sometime around early September.
72.The Main Page was nominated for featuring for at least the 3rd time.
I'm too lazy to check the archives.
71.The writer of this article has Discord now.
It's much quieter than they expected.

70-61[edit | edit source]

70.The HHPWCF is scaled back down to the Horse-Hugging Fiasco.
Rocko, who, along with Kippy, started the HHF, left the HHF soon after.
69.ARandomPage hates this number.
So they gave it a boring reflection.
68.Microsoft for POTUS tried hacking into the Uncyclopedia admin website.
I forgot the URL of that site.
67.We're a third of the way in!
Oh, did I mention the order of events of this article is completely nonexistent?
66.Microsoft also got banned from the Wikipedia Discord for trolling, when he totally didn't do that at all!
In case you haven't noticed, that last part is a lie.
65.Svex vandalized a bunch of times.
I'm quite sure everyone at least dislikes him now.
64.Oh, and Svex 88134kg got nominated for admin.
He passed, with 6 votes in favor and none against.
63.And then he betrayed us!!!
He's going to pay for this!!!
62.We got a MediaWiki update on October 28.
Now everyone has to disable the visual editor again.
61.L10nM4st3r forgot his password and had to get Kippy to rename him back to his original account.
He also broke his signature again.

60-51[edit | edit source]

60.Our Main Page got deleted.
Cassie deleted it, per a vote from VFD.
59.The one who mentioned this vote to her is ARandomPage.
So, by extension, Page is the one who deleted the Main Page.
58.Huh, that's a weird sentence. Page deleting the Main Page... it sounds weird.
It probably is.
57.Are we just bullshitting our way through the reflection list just to reach 100?
I think we are.
56.Over on the Uncyclopedia Discord, A Kittenolivian guard mentions the lack of an Uncyclopedia Knife.
Page thinks the Knife is what Cassie used to delete the Main Page.
55.JJPMaster invokes the dark art of coding to create a new type of blocking.
A "symbolic block", which blocks a user from viewing the site at all.
It can be bypassed with complicated tools like AWB, but most of us are too incompetent to do that.
54.The overgrown mess that are our abuse filters have probably falsely blocked more would-be Uncyclopedians than the amount of years Zombiebaron has been here for.
What have we done?
If only the corrupt administrators would let a very smart person have rights to edit, delete, create, and disable abuse filters. Then, Uncyclopedia would be a better place.
53.Banzaikitten (probably jokingly) tries to perform erotic roleplay in the Uncyclopedia discord server.
ARandomPage responds by threatening to delete everyone's Main Page, whatever you interpret that threat as.
52.Supergeeky1 makes a ton of weird proposals and then calls Page lazy when they says they're a bad idea.
Another series of events causes him to leave the Uncyclopedia Discord and make the Uncyclopedia Discord a slightly nicer place in the process.
51.One of his proposals was to replace the Main Page with a poop joke for Halloween as a "costume".
This has already been done at least once before. Uncyclopedia, what a mess you were.
ARandomPage thinks disguising the Main Page as a deleted page using a "symbolic delete" would be much better.

50-41[edit | edit source]

We still have some hope left for this page. Whether its writer will actually finish it with 100 "valid" reflections remains unclear. For now.
49.A Kittenolivian guard joins Uncyclopedia and makes a new form of deletion known as a "symbolic delete".
This makes a page look as if it's deleted without actually being deleted. With some URL trickery, the page can still be edited, so it's not foolproof.
Actually, it's probably literally fool-proof. No fool could use URL trickery to un-symbolic-delete a page, right?
48.Microsoft for POTUS re-made the welcome tool and QVFD gadget. They look worse now.
He had to do this because the MediaWiki upgrade broke them.
He also added this entry without permission! Microsoft for POTUS (talk) 16:46, 10 November 2022 (UTC)
47.There's a new sysadmin known as "Ciencia".
He doesn't have an account here. He is, however, responding to messages on Uncyc's Discord, because Lyrithya is basically dead.
46.PF4Eva still uses cable boxes or something. Something related to TV. It broke some time ago.
I have no idea what he's talking about.
45.ARandomPage is speculating that they has an [REDACTED] which they think might just be fake.
They have spoken about this on the Uncyclopedia couch on its Discord, but all details are [REDACTED].
As of now, one of the [REDACTED] messages has been unredacted, and states that Page "sees what the LGBTQIA+ agenda is".
44.Banzaikitten asks what Page's shoe size is, how thick they like their bread, and what their favorite mushroom is.
These are dumb questions, to which Banzai has received equally dumb responses from Page, with said responses being "180/202 strawberries", "one crystal heart", and "Puff-shroom".
43.Banzai called Page's answers "retarded", which is a really bad word. Don't use it. I think it's a slur.
This prompted an argument between Banzai and Bradaphraser of all people. Page also got kicked from the server.
42.Toaster is outsourcing their writing to an AI called "ChatGPT" or something. It's really weird. Page tried to get it to write an article, but it kept making it into an advertisement.
41.In August, Page tried to put the Main Page on wheels in honor of the greatest vandal of all time, Willy on wheels.
They failed due to their laziness and procrastination, but will finish the page next year.

40-31[edit | edit source]

40.Jazz has returned to Uncyclopedia, under the name of "TheReturnOfJazz".
Someone thought they might have been lying. Now, said someone thinks that they are not lying.
39.This page is too ARandomPage-centric.
Mostly because Page is (for the most part) the only one who's been writing the page.
38.We almost deleted a featured article.
Probably the first time we did that!
37.But MrX and others argued against it, mostly citing that the article was featured and thus too important for deletion.
Nobody cares enough to talk about this situation, unfortunately for Page.
36.Microsoft for POTUS placed exclamation marks on their Discord username to try and fight an absurdly dumb bill from the United States.
Because the US is a terrible place. Seriously.
Their username now looks like a warning sign. Page thinks it's cool.
35.A creepy person on Genshin Impact tried to catfish Microsoft for POTUS in co-op mode.
It was funny according to Microsoft for POTUS only. Everyone else is disturbed. I can't tell why...
34.The Spoon has tried to rank above us in Google.
Stupid people! Our SEO is better. Also, what's that thing called again where you start the SEO do?
33.The Spoon is NOT stupid! Nobody's SEO is better!
Stop spreading your anti-spoon propaganda, Microsoft!
32.I failed. I could not reach 100 reflections in time.
But I came so close. The closest that the reflections have come to completion in an entire decade.