Worst 100 Moments to Laugh
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They said that "laughter is the best medicine", well you laugh all day long because you are happy, am I right? But some moments are the worst to laugh. Nobody cares about the amount of crap that's happening today, and they'll just result everything to laughter, even when dead. Here's the list.
100-91[edit | edit source]
100.
During a funeral99.
When your wife tells you she's a lesbian98.
While somepony points a gun to your head97.
While watching Passion of the Christ96.
While buying stuff95.
While in prison94.
While being eaten by a grue93.
While listening to your girlfriend's singing talents92.
When somebody called you an idiot91.
When being spanked by your father90-81[edit | edit source]
89.
When your friend slipped down to a very deep manhole88.
When Pinkie Pie is crying because her "kids" don't listen to her (Love yo momma, or else you have to drink the piss from the toilet on a Texan gas station owned by mysterious cannibals)87.
When your loved one is dying86.
When you farted nearby a fire source85.
During the President's Inaugural Speech84.
While being used as a body shield83.
While praying to God82.
While urinating. This makes aiming harder, unless you're a girl80-71[edit | edit source]
80.
While being punished. It will make punishments worse. Worse than 91.79.
When your doctor tells you that you will die78.
When your wife/girlfriend is wearing a beautiful outfit77.
While cutting off your leg and eating it76.
During the apocalypse75.
When you shit yourself and everyone noticed it.74.
While being given a "raise" by your boss73.
When any form of bad news about your wife was sent to you
- Example: Your Friend: She was killed on a horrible accident
- You: OHOHOHOHO, PENIS, OHOHOHOHO
72.
When they announced that My Little Pony Friendship Is Magic was cancelled71.
When they announced that Transformers was cancelled70-61[edit | edit source]
70.
When your mom came in wearing a tight diving suit which is a little bit too revealing69.
During a wedding67.
When your girlfriend/wife belched66.
While in hell (You'll stay there for a longer time)65.
While reading a sad, sad story about your friend's history64.
When you got a piranha as a pet63.
When a horde of zombies are chasing you inside a hearse and you're riding a hearse full of zombies and you attempt to shoot them like you're a psycho and you ran out of ammo and you used your stick you just picked up from your backyard yesterday and killed the zombies with it and you became infected and became a zombie and you act normally like a gay British idiot who believes that the moon is where he was born and the zombie ate you and you fell down to your death and you died after eating a broccoli and the soul inside your soul went up to heaven and you laughed and asked the angel why the hell does a soul has its own soul and asked why this isn't number one and you got sent to hell and you did like from 66 and you got sent to super hell and did the same and you got sent to super duper hell and died without your spirit rising up and you are dead forever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever…62.
While farting out your insides61.
When you realized that your entire family died60-51[edit | edit source]
60.
While being injured59.
During a sermon in church58.
When your friend's life is ruined57.
When YOUR life is ruined56.
During circumcision… Self-Procedure… Without anesthetic… Using a poor blacksmith's sledgehammer…55.
While massaging your grandparents on the back54.
While in court (With you as the one who made the crime)53.
While on stage filled with people watching you having sex with a badger51.
When 47 attempts to assassinate you50-41[edit | edit source]
48.
When you realize how babies are made47.
While watching Shake, Rattle and Roll46.
While donating your kidneys to the Black Market45.
Before committing suicide44.
When the terminator is in front of you43.
While tied to an electric chair, running42.
When the doctor went to the time where Captain Nonexistent was born40-31[edit | edit source]
40.
When you are now a hobo without any cash on your pocket39.
During the war38.
When you realize you are pregnant (Especially if you're a guy)37.
When they announced that porn is illegal to watch in both public and private places36.
While having a wedgie35.
While being flushed into the toilet34.
When you discovered that you were married to a guy that looks like a hot chick33.
While having sex32.
While being arrested31.
While facing execution30-21[edit | edit source]
30.
When losing your genitals29.
When your girlfriend farted28.
While eating pubes27.
When attempting to grow another brain inside your anus so when you fart, you got a brand new idea.26.
When a snake bit your penis25.
At the beginning of Bambi24.
When your dad shaves his head23.
While purposly watching your grandmother have sex to get a boner22.
When you are caught by your parents watching gay porn21.
When you are caught by your parents looking at your own ass while taking a shit (no, really, I do this often, just to get an erection)20-11[edit | edit source]
20.
While reading this article.30.
When a roller coaster with many people on it breaks mid ride and the carriages go flyinginto a dark abbyss of nothingness 18.
when realizing that 19 is 3017.
When you purposely unzipped your pants down (with the news camera on you) and you shook your penis up and down16.
When giving birth, and you're a guy.15.
When you grew a third nipple14.
While eating a banana13.
When sucking your own dick12.
When taking a shit while watching Dora the Explorer11.
When Sun Yat-Sen ordered you to go "raise the flag". They'll think you're perverted.10-1[edit | edit source]
10.
When snorting crack9.
While fucking your mom8.
When fucking your other mom7.
While snorting red ants6.
While dying5.
When/if your girlfriend says she loves you4.
When your girlfriend wants to fuck★3.
While battleing your ultimate doom with a toothpick and glue★2.
While batlling death with a condom ;) (u r fucking death)★1.
When you went back in time and saw jesus christ being crucified to a cross.i swear that a divine intervention will make your penis erect longer than 55 hours (making you suffer….A LOT),sending massive amounts of your blood from your brain to your genitals until it explodes.0.
When people are sliding off the Titanic