User:Fuckinging

im a master at fuckinging

discord username junofelix uhh yes that's me confirmed

someone remind me to clean this page up

those userbox things

This user plays bass, because it attracts groupies without the need for excessive rehearsal time.

This user is one Jolly Rodger short of a square rigger.

This user's sex appeal is such that people around the world compulsively shout their name during intercourse.

hey!

The above wasn't my fault!

hey!

This user is an angel.

This user is an anarchist. Government buildings, Capitalist countries, Police forces, small children, and general public beware!

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I collect userboxes as if they were trading cards, hoping that they may be worth something in the future.

.sdrawkcab si resu sihT !degnellahc-yllatnoziroh TON si resu sihT :etoN

This user hates you and everyone you care about.

This user is non-binary, and as such is provably not a computer.

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This user is an ageless immortal, or so they like to think.

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This user identifies as pansexual which is just as bad as it sounds.

This user wishes they had a fuckbuddy, will you fuck them repeatedly over a prolonged period of time? I wouldn't!

This user is interested in Fossils. Some call this necrophilia.

This user uses public transport and so has most likely been mugged, raped or murdered.

This user is Czechoslovakian and can spell better than you! (List of all Czech Uncyclopedians)

.EDOLPS A DAEH S'RESU SIHT

This userbox is for people who know. If you wonder what they know, then you probably don't know.

This user is fucking magical or something.

This user idolises Dr. House and knows it's not Lupus. This user has an Android phone because they have no money :B This user is a userbox user, yet doesn't give a flip about what the plural of the word "userbox" is. This user is pretty sure Epic Beard Man is their father and is therefore dangerous. (List of Illegitimate Children) VFH? This user has no fucking idea about what makes Uncyclopedians laugh. VFH? stuff about me I go by either Juno or Simon, the choice is yours I use he/they pronouns and some woke ones nobody uses on me I suck at wikitext, and I mean that, all I can do is sign my stuff and like maybe make bold text?? so you may see me fucking up a whole page due to this.. ^ okay, how the fuck did I do that?? I like ranting about stupid shit occasionally (said stupid shit may be available within the word occasionally) ill fix the fucking image later okay, let me be funny