Recyclopedia

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the encyclopedia where prehistoric inside jokes from 2005 never die.
1 article with several duplicates in English

 

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go eat shit fuckers

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Did you know?

*that Mr. Winkler should go to a gay retared place?
*that Euroipods encourages you to reffer friends to do the same?
*AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
*that Benson is better than you?

Re-cent Re-News

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RUUUUUUUN!!!1!1
  • Grues (pictured) more likely to eat you than previously believed"
  • Ugly, retarded and fat English teacher comes out as gay
  • Oscar Wilde rises from his grave
  • Scientists prove that a wizard did it
  • The average Uncyclopedian’s brain shown to be stale as fuck, again
  • Grues more likely to eat you than previously believed"
  • Ugly, retarded and fat English teacher comes out as gay
  • Oscar Wilde rises from his grave
  • Scientists prove that a wizard did it
  • The average Uncyclopedian’s brain shown to be stale as fuck, again
  • Grues more likely to eat you than previously believed"
  • Ugly, retarded and fat English teacher comes out as gay
  • Oscar Wilde rises from his grave
  • Scientists prove that a wizard did it
  • The average Uncyclopedian’s brain shown to be stale as fuck, again

Same old shit, repeats every 365 days

Prior to the famous apple-shooting incident, William Tell actually had thirteen other children.

November 18: Constantly Hum the William Tell Overture Day, World Kool-Aid Day

  • 1307 - William Tell (pictured) shoots an apple off his son's head. What they don't tell in the history books is that before this day, Tell had thirteen other children.
  • 1626 - Due to an unfortunate typo, St. Peter's Basilica is accidentally desecrated instead of consecrated.
  • 1978 - Jonestown incident: In Guyana, Jim Jones leads his People's Temple cult in a mass murder-suicide that claims 918 lives, leading Kool-Aid to revoke their sponsorship of Jones.
  • 2001 - The Nintendo GameCube was released. It sells considerably better than the Nintendo Hypercube, which requires users to push buttons in four dimensions.
  • 2009 - Spongebob Square pants attempts to try on round pants. The resulting wedgie places him in a 2-month long coma.

Picture for today

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An orange kitten. Orange kittens will fuck you up REAL good if you huff them.

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