Recyclopedia

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the encyclopedia where prehistoric inside jokes from 2005 never die.
1 article with several duplicates in English

 

Re-Featured Article

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go eat shit fuckers

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Did you know?

*that Mr. Winkler should go to a gay retared place?
*that Euroipods encourages you to reffer friends to do the same?
*AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
*that Benson is better than you?

Re-cent Re-News

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RUUUUUUUN!!!1!1
  • Grues (pictured) more likely to eat you than previously believed"
  • Ugly, retarded and fat English teacher comes out as gay
  • Oscar Wilde rises from his grave
  • Scientists prove that a wizard did it
  • The average Uncyclopedian’s brain shown to be stale as fuck, again
  • Grues more likely to eat you than previously believed"
  • Ugly, retarded and fat English teacher comes out as gay
  • Oscar Wilde rises from his grave
  • Scientists prove that a wizard did it
  • The average Uncyclopedian’s brain shown to be stale as fuck, again
  • Grues more likely to eat you than previously believed"
  • Ugly, retarded and fat English teacher comes out as gay
  • Oscar Wilde rises from his grave
  • Scientists prove that a wizard did it
  • The average Uncyclopedian’s brain shown to be stale as fuck, again

Same old shit, repeats every 365 days

Yeah, that guy. Not *that* guy, but that *guy*? Either, or.

December 13: International "That Guy" Day, Day of British Villainy (U.K.)

  • 1067 - William the Conqueror invades the previously uninvaded British Aisles, yet still cannot locate a can of Heinz Beans.
  • 1732 - The Royal Opera House opens at Covent Garden, London. Screaming bitches heard from miles around, causes widespread riots.
  • 1808 - Count Henrich von Flammenweffer invents Lava as a way of preventing skiers from taking over his favourite mountains in the winter.
  • 1940 - The French blow Adolf Hitler.
  • 1942 - No people born on December the 13th, experts attribute this phenomenon to people "not feeling like getting any ass" in mid-March.
  • 1992 - Bob like pie.
  • 1992 - Someone actually ate my shorts!
  • 2003 - Former Iraqi President Saddam Hussein found hiding in a camel hole during Operation Bomb-The-Towel-Headed-Sand-Brigand, and captured.

Picture for today

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An orange kitten. Orange kittens will fuck you up REAL good if you huff them.

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