Recyclopedia

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the encyclopedia where prehistoric inside jokes from 2005 never die.
1 article with several duplicates in English

 

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go eat shit fuckers

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Did you know?

*that Mr. Winkler should go to a gay retared place?
*that Euroipods encourages you to reffer friends to do the same?
*AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
*that Benson is better than you?

Re-cent Re-News

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RUUUUUUUN!!!1!1
  • Grues (pictured) more likely to eat you than previously believed"
  • Ugly, retarded and fat English teacher comes out as gay
  • Oscar Wilde rises from his grave
  • Scientists prove that a wizard did it
  • The average Uncyclopedian’s brain shown to be stale as fuck, again
  • Grues more likely to eat you than previously believed"
  • Ugly, retarded and fat English teacher comes out as gay
  • Oscar Wilde rises from his grave
  • Scientists prove that a wizard did it
  • The average Uncyclopedian’s brain shown to be stale as fuck, again
  • Grues more likely to eat you than previously believed"
  • Ugly, retarded and fat English teacher comes out as gay
  • Oscar Wilde rises from his grave
  • Scientists prove that a wizard did it
  • The average Uncyclopedian’s brain shown to be stale as fuck, again

Same old shit, repeats every 365 days

March 31: Condom Appreciation Day
Ancient Man went to great lengths to avoid the burden of parenthood
  • 4000 BC - Babylonians create the first wooden condoms (Pictured), resulting in much fewer unexpected pregnancies and many, many, many more splinter-related injuries.
  • 1865 - The modern condom is introduced, consisting of sheep stomach lining coated with sulfuric acid. It is quixotically not well received.
  • 1939 - With the invention of latex, the modern modern condom is introduced, single handedly ending the Great Depression.
  • 1961 - Condoms are mentioned on television for the first time, in an episode of The Flintstones entitled Put It Back In.
  • 1970 - National No-Condom decade kicks off at Studio 69 in New York City.
  • 2009 - The Pope claims that condoms increase the number of people with AIDS in sub-Saharan Africa, in a similar manner to how exercise is unhealthy and cheeseburgers eat people.

Picture for today

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An orange kitten. Orange kittens will fuck you up REAL good if you huff them.

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