UnGames:Make it to Ketchikan/Reviews
9.2/10
“Terrible music, lots of cheap deaths, and little to stand out from earlier text adventures, crude CSS effects and mini-games aside. But thankfully, there are large parts of the game without any water at all.”
– IGN on Make it to Ketchikan
3/10
“So many dogshit games coming out this year, so I'm afraid that this trainwreck will become our GoTY 2025.”
– GameSpot on Make it to Ketchikan
“all the gam sites are blokd at scool but not uncyclopedia. and this is funy. i liek it!!!”
– You on Make it to Ketchikan
“The time, effort or humor value of a piece of electronic entertainment matters not. If a game is bizarre enough, it might loop back to being plain and ordinary, and thus, boring.”
– Oscar Wilde on Make it to Ketchikan
“Do NOT buy this game. It is blatant moccasin propaganda.”
– The Temple of the Sock on Make it to Ketchikan
“GAH! What has this website become since I left?”
– Frosty on Make it to Ketchikan
“This adventure, in retrospect, was not worth it. My escape from Ojai was the beginning of my troubles, this treacherous following journey made them permanent. Ketchikan... kinda sucks.”
– John on Make it to Ketchikan
“Too damn easy. I didn't just beat it, I beat it to death with a mallet.”
– Chuck Norris on Make it to Ketchikan
“I swear that this is why it took me so long to get a job. Was it worth it?”
– Make it to Ketchikan's co-creator, OPOSSUM, on Make it to Ketchikan
“ZOMG I LOVE IT!!!! BEST GAME EVAR!!!!11”
– Literally nobody at all on Make it to Ketchikan
“Thousand mile journey begin with single step, but it end with frostbite, athlete's foot, too muchee big pain, many sore, constipation, and loss of purpose in life.”
– Lao Tzu on Make it to Ketchikan
“RAAAAAAWR!!!!”
– Grues on Make it to Ketchikan
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