User talk:Alula/ASBOWAAT Undertale AU

@alula: I think this is what the youth nowadays calls "peak". I think some characters could be changed, tho.

• Instead of sans just being a moccasin, make him instead an OPOSSUM, thus bringing OPOSSANS. also his brother would be an aracuan (Wolverpyrus)
• Also, I'd argue Luna makes more sense as Chara and/or Asriel. That would make Luna's lost girlfriend (Valerie) the other one.
• Knife Guy and Knife Girl are essentially the same character. maybe they'd fit as Undyne.

The rest of it, tho, is as the youth calls it, "Absolute Cinema TV Time". 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 01:32, 30 November 2025 (UTC)

I'm not changing Moccasans, that's the cataclyst of this entire thing existing in the first place. His entire thing is that he's Sans but everything he says is a moccasin pun in some way. While OPOSSANS is a decent pun, it doesn't really work that well past that. And for the rest of them... well, i had to stretch things quite a lot. The only ASBOWAAT character that somewhat fit Undyne was Luna, and that essentially locked the existence of Valphys into place. Meowey essentially has to be the same gender in all of her forms, and the only female characters that were left at that point was Knife Girl and J. K. Rowling, the latter of which i'd rather not add to anything ASBOWAAT-related ever. 01:48, 30 November 2025 (UTC)

@alula: there has to be more characters, right? considering the amount of lore the ASBOxAAT series has brought to Uncyclopedia...

let's see, there's

• Mr Blargh
• OPOSSUM
• the Aracuan
• Bob the Grue
• the Fenris machine
• Squaw the Deer
• Olulas
• ʔK'âʞДe
• UwU_IlikeKissingBoys_69
• Møqásÿn (Móckasiin's father)
• the Moccasin God
• the original God
• File:Tony montana2.jpg
• the guy behind the white curtain
• Reboz, the Moccasin wizard
• Death itself
• Turb0-Sunrise's blatant vanity attempt at self-insert in ASBOSAAT
• that guy in ASBOSAAT that had a really long name
• Dave (or DaniPine3; John's lover)

and also, how can we not forget about:

• Jimbo Wales
• Oscar Wilde
• Sophia

🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 02:06, 30 November 2025 (UTC)

A lot of these are relatively obscure and i don't think they really fit nearly as well as the ones i picked. And i needed very specifically a female character, of which you listed one (the Olula queen doesn't count because she's the only one who'd fit as Muffet, and Muffet isn't a major character). 02:13, 30 November 2025 (UTC)

@alula: maybe rather than an Undertale AU it would make more sense as a Deltarune AU
John is Kris, Luna is Susie, Valerie would be Noelle, the goth cat would be Gothfield (duh), and the Story-Eating Cat would be IMAGE_FRIEND. 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 02:16, 30 November 2025 (UTC)

If you want to make that yourself then feel free to do exactly that. This page isn't something i really want to take enormously seriously, but i still want it to make somewhat sense character-wise. Your suggestions for replacing them didn't really do that. 02:21, 30 November 2025 (UTC)

L10nM4st3r is Chara

Yeah --Dame Fish on skates CUN 02:58, 30 November 2025 (UTC)

That or he’s Toby Fox --Dame Fish on skates CUN 02:59, 30 November 2025 (UTC)