Chicken Jockey
 The weapon of mass destruction. | |
| Hostile Mob | |
|---|---|
| Basic Information | |
| Origin | Sweden |
| Classification | Hostile |
| Danger Level | I don't know, it's hostile, so it's obviously dangerous. Whatever, it's probably 10. |
| Edible? | Probably. |
| Breedable? | No. It's a dead kid riding an animal, you sick fk. |
| CHICKEN JOCKEY!! | |
“They want me to fight the chicken??”
“BAWK!! *incoherent cooing and other baby noises* GRRRR!!”
“CHICKEN JOCKEY!!”
A chicken jockey is a hostile mob/weapon of mass destruction seen in Minecraft, and is a prominent plot device in Minecraft the Movie.
For those who can't still get what it looks like, it is basically just a baby zombie who rides a chicken.
Description[edit | edit source]
Chicken Jockey, as said earlier, is a weapon of mass destruction that resembles a baby zombie riding a chicken. It is said that the appearance of one will cause chaos and discord far worse than any event in human history. For some reason, this weapon of mass destruction only targets and affects movie theaters.
What it Does[edit | edit source]
Chicken Jockey, when summoned causes everyone in the movie theater to fall into chaos and destruction, particularly by kids, teens, and college students who have nothing better to do with their lives. It causes mass destruction in movie theaters by making audiences cause popcorn, soda, and other stuff to rain in the theater, as well as causing flour to fill up the theater like mustard gas. Occasionally, it may also cause explosions and gunfire to happen in the movie theater for some mysterious reason. Although rare, it can also summon a real chicken to appear randomly, usually in the hands of an unfortunate moviegoer, as well as turning a random moviegoer into a chicken jockey themselves. Incidents like these are more likely to happen in local theaters in college towns.
How it is Summoned[edit | edit source]
To summon a Chicken Jockey, or more accurately, make it cause mass destruction, everyone in the movie thater must scream "CHICKEN JOCKEY!!" in unison with each other and their supreme overlord, Steve. Doing so will instantly bring the mass destruction this entity causes. Even if not perfectly in sync, yes, a large mass of people screaming "CHICKEN JOCKEY!!" in unison will still instantly bring the mass destruction.
The Chicken Jockey Incident[edit | edit source]
The Incident[edit | edit source]
The "Chicken Jockey Incident" actually refers to a series of similar and related incidents involving the weapon of mass destruction, which often involves everyone screaming the forbidden words out loud and in sync to bring forth chaos and mass destruction. Though this sends psychic waves and dark forces to everyone doing the forbidden chant, which causes them to do things that led to destructive behavior. Even most of it was done due to the dark forces brought upon by the forbidden incantation, some people deliberately bring things and do stuff that even worsen the situation, such as smuggling firearms and explosives. Even after the mass destruction had finished, the dark forces remained with the people who were there, starting brawls inside and outside theaters. The cinema staff, probably trained in ancient arts, desperately tried to stop the incidents from happening, but to no avail, due to how powerful the dark forces and mass destruction the entity brings forth. They even summoned the entire Elite Forces, and even their Overlord to try to stop the incident from happening, which seemed to work at first, but stopped working due to the immense power of the darkness.
Aftermath[edit | edit source]
The darkness and chaos caused by the summoning of this entity were nigh impossible to undo, with chaos being more rampant than ever before, and a lot of places left in ruins. The Ancient Ones were left traumatized and powerless due to this great darkness, and the world was never the same since the incident.
International Reactions[edit | edit source]
Before the world was utterly destroyed, here are the nations and authorities who praised and condemned the incident:
- Israel: The entire government of Israel has condemned the incident, calling it the lowest form of Goyim scum, and even stated that it had caused more destruction than Hamas and Palestine will ever do. A certain politician, whose name I will not be disclosing, said about the incident: "Oy vey!"
- Palestine: The entire government of Palestine also condemned the incident, calling it unholy and haram, and even stating that it had caused more destruction than Israel will ever do.
- Floptropica: Empress Jiafei has condemned the incident, stating that people should be spending more time buying her products instead of wasting time summoning the chicken jockey.
Other Appearances[edit | edit source]
As also said earlier, chicken jockey, due to its extreme popularity and notoriety, appears outside the film, and outside of the franchise itself.
As of now, there are rumors that Chicken Jockey will be added as a fighter for a future DLC of Super Smash Bros. Ultimate, though Nintendo hasn't confirmed anything about this.