User talk:OfficialWatchOS7
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- Also, sorry about the servers being down and all that. It was a server-side issue. Sir Turb0-Sunrise de la Boston 20:42, 1 February 2026 (UTC)
- I’ve read the Beginner’s Guide and understood that this is Wikipedia but you’re meant to be funny. Thanks! OfficialWatchOS7 (talk | contribs | email) 09:31, 2 February 2026 (UTC)
Why are you going on talk pages and asking to have the non-factual stuff removed? They're non-factual because they're jokes. Jokes in a joke wiki. That's like going to a mosque and asking that all those who are Muslims should leave. 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 12:56, 3 February 2026 (UTC)
- Sorry, it was just a mistake. 😅 --OfficialWatchOS7 (contacting, edits, free email) 09:16, 4 February 2026 (UTC)
Why are you on this wiki? Ever since day one you've been going around on talkpages saying how a certain article should be changed for being too unfactual (like in Wikipedia), or for being too "threatening" (like in You, which is actually a conversation between two fictional people and not a threat to the reader in any way), or for being too short (like in UnGames:The Helen Keller Experience, where it being so short is part of the joke). petitions that go against the point of this wiki -that is, being funny. you don't seem the kind of person to enjoy satire that much, specially the kind of satire that's often found on this website. so, what made you join here? not saying that you should log out, it's good to have more people here and the more points of view there are the much more variety of humor this website has; but I'm genuinely curious what your reason to join here was if you don't seem to like what you've been reading here. 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 12:03, 4 February 2026 (UTC)
- I’m learning! The reason: I came across this wiki from a page about the fake link template, saying that it came from this wiki. --OfficialWatchOS7 (contacting, edits, free email) 12:52, 4 February 2026 (UTC)
- Also, did you read part of my userpage? --OfficialWatchOS7 (contacting, edits, free email) 12:55, 4 February 2026 (UTC)
- I can't deny, I haven't read your userpage. I might do it later.
well, good to know that you're learning. I hope that you manage to learn more about this place and eventually manage to make your own stuff. btw, do you mind if I ask you which wiki did you find that fake link template? you don't have to answer that last question if you don't want to. 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 13:01, 4 February 2026 (UTC)
- Wikipedia. I don’t want to say the reason I found their fake link template, though. --OfficialWatchOS7 (contacting, edits, free email) 13:15, 4 February 2026 (UTC)
Just letting you the link to your YouTube channel gives me error 404 not found. Soviet☭ (Ask for free votes) 12:21, 5 February 2026 (UTC)
- This has to be a bug. I haven’t privated it. --OfficialWatchOS7
(talk | contribs) 12:28, 5 February 2026 (UTC)
- I can try to fix it. Whats your channel name? Soviet☭ (Ask for free votes) 12:37, 5 February 2026 (UTC)
- watchOS 7 2.0, handle @OfficialWatchOS7Alt --OfficialWatchOS7 (talk | contribs) 12:39, 5 February 2026 (UTC)
- You forgot to add the "@" infront of your username. Heres the correct link: https://www.youtube.com/@OfficialWatchOS7Alt/ Soviet☭ (Ask for free votes) 12:50, 5 February 2026 (UTC)
- I’ve checked the link and it does have the at symbol. IS THE MISTAKE FROM ONE OF MY SIGNATURES THAT CONTAINS A LINK TO MY YOUTUBE CHANNEL OR ARE YOU SCHIZOPHRENIC? --OfficialWatchOS7 (talk | contribs) 12:56, 5 February 2026 (UTC)
- Okay, I fixed it
[[User:OfficialWatchOS7|<span style="color:#5028a5;">'''watchOS 7'''</span>]] ([[User talk:OfficialWatchOS7|talk]], [[Special:Contributions/OfficialWatchOS7|contribs]], [https://youtube.com/@OfficialWatchOS7Alt <span style="color:red;">YT channel</span>]) Soviet☭ (Ask for free votes) 12:32, 6 February 2026 (UTC)
- Sorry, but this won’t work as I don’t use a YouTube channel link in my signature anymore. --OfficialWatchOS7 (talk | contribs) 11:58, 7 February 2026 (UTC)
don't undo an admin's edits. I had a good reason to undo your edit; that is, being too short even for the "stub" template. If you want to make an article about GTA VI, I suggest that you first create it in your sandbox, and then move it to its title once it's finished. And by "finished", I mean it should be more than just one paragraph. 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 13:17, 5 February 2026 (UTC)
- Okay! I’ll make that article in my sandbox. --OfficialWatchOS7 (talk | contribs) 09:19, 6 February 2026 (UTC)
Update: I just made the Uncyclopedia page for GTA 6 in my sandbox. --OfficialWatchOS7 (talk | contribs) 09:41, 6 February 2026 (UTC)
Don't do this. The whole point of having a draft in your userspace/sandbox is so that it doesn't clog the mainspace. Redirecting to your userspace is pretty much vanity. 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 09:48, 11 February 2026 (UTC)
- Holy cow. I was told to NOT make vanity articles. Sorry! --OfficialWatchOS7 (talk | contribs) 09:59, 11 February 2026 (UTC)
- If you REALLY want to make a GTA VI article, please expland the draft in your sandbox. Soviet☭ (Ask for free votes) 12:33, 11 February 2026 (UTC)
Just thought you should know:[edit source]
Your sig doesn't work. Although the YouTube link works fine now, the links to your userspace don't. Instead of putting Special:My____/OfficialWatchOS7, you should probably just manually link it to the individual pages. --Gamma 
Here, friend, have some meth. 19:10, 17 February 2026 (UTC)
- Okay. I changed the link to my talk page, but everything works fine though. There’s no issue it looks like. --watchOS 7 @OfficialWatchOS7
(L | C | R | E) 10:44, 18 February 2026 (UTC)
- "Special:MyPage" takes the reader to their own page; so if I were to click on it, it'd take to my own userpage, not yours. Of course, you don't realize of this because it does take you to your own userpage. Just letting you know.
Also, why I'm at it; why are you so persistent in moving your signature template to template namespace? that stuff should only be in userspace, as it's for personal use. 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 11:22, 19 February 2026 (UTC)
- Whoooooooooooooooooooops!!! --
watchOS 7 @OfficialWatchOS7 (contact me) 11:23, 19 February 2026 (UTC)
Click the correct link[edit source]
I, um, "improved" the game. Should be way harder now. See for yourself. --Dame Fish on skates 
DUN VFH UotM 02:58, 20 February 2026 (UTC)
- @Fish on skates: Does going past level 4 has to require actually changing the link? -- watchOS 7 @OfficialWatchOS7
09:17, 21 February 2026 (UTC)
- the link is in the exclamation point --Dame Fish on skates DUN VFH UotM 18:39, 21 February 2026 (UTC)
File:Golden_Sword.png[edit source]
This file is currently listed in QVFD for being an unused file. Were you planning to use it for something, or do you not mind it getting deleted? 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 17:03, 11 March 2026 (UTC)
- It was meant to be used for a game that I once made, that got deleted. Thanks! -- watchOS 7 @OfficialWatchOS7
17:05, 11 March 2026 (UTC)
UnNews:Interview with Polandball[edit source]
I see that your article has been tagged with the ICU template. If you are willing to commit I'll gladly fix it up since I'm part of the ICU Doctoral Program. Soviet☭ (Ask for free votes) 11:27, 19 March 2026 (UTC)
- Sorry but that’s not mine. Someone else made it and I just tried to complete it as best as I can -- watchOS 7 @OfficialWatchOS7 11:29, 19 March 2026 (UTC)
- Oh. Sorry for the confusion. I should have checked. Do you think it should be saved? Soviet☭ (Ask for free votes) 11:31, 19 March 2026 (UTC)
- Yes, I’m letting you. -- watchOS 7 @OfficialWatchOS7 11:31, 19 March 2026 (UTC)
The link to your talk page on your sig currently links to "Usertalk:OfficalWatchOS7" You need to add a space. Soviet☭ (Ask for free votes) 11:29, 19 March 2026 (UTC)
- That was a typo anyway. I didn’t realize it until now and I fixed it because of you -- watchOS 7 @OfficialWatchOS7 11:31, 19 March 2026 (UTC)
You're now sexy as
fuck! How do you feel?
You are now an extended confirmed user! This comes with "perks", such as:
- Adding or removing A's to the AAAAAAAAA! article (no reason to do that now, though)
- Vandalizing other people's signatures (why would you do that)
- Being a much more trusted user, and thus, being able to do some really weird stuff
- Being eligible for Sandwich (not Sysop) of the Month
- Editing The scientifically biggest page possible (Be careful with that one.)
If you have any questions, slap Noopnurf with a whale using this template. They're sure to respond to that! --Dame Fish on skates DUN VFH UotM 14:40, 26 March 2026 (UTC)
- @Fish on skates: Yes. I just viewed my preferences and it said I have 499 contributions. I figured out that if I edit, I would become extended confirmed according to how user rights work in MediaWiki-based encyclopedias, which Uncyclopedia is. So I edited my talk page and I instantly became extended confirmed. Thank you for what you just said and I will now nominate my signature template for extended confirmed protection! -- watchOS 7 @OfficialWatchOS7 14:45, 26 March 2026 (UTC)
- Oh yes, speaking of your signature template, it's still being substituted every time you sign. What I do is I put the text {{nosubst|User:Fish on skates/sig{{!}}[[User:Fish on skates]]}} (without the nowiki tags) in the signature field in my preferences, which then turns into {{SUBST:nosubst|User:Fish on skates/sig{{SUBST:!}}[[User:Fish on skates]]}} upon saving, and when I sign it becomes what you see here. --Dame Fish on skates DUN VFH UotM 15:47, 26 March 2026 (UTC)
- Obviously, you would put your name and not mine. --Dame Fish on skates DUN VFH UotM 15:48, 26 March 2026 (UTC)
- I followed your example and replaced your username with mine, of course. -- watchOS 7 @OfficialWatchOS7 09:09, 27 March 2026 (UTC)
Yum! Delicious!
The UnWhale you've used to squish Uncyclopedians has been sliced and served as some Japanese sashimi.
Don't take this too seriously. alula just wants to let you know that, just like the whale in the picture, you have overused your {{whale}}.
14:05, 27 March 2026 (UTC)
- I just read the special page for blocked users (even though I wanted to view someone’s block log) and I saw that you blocked too many spambot IP addresses. That’s why I had to jimbo whale you today. -- watchOS 7 @OfficialWatchOS7 14:07, 27 March 2026 (UTC)
- And also, if I see that you have continued to block another spambot IP address, I will add a custom userbox to your user page. I have permission to edit your user page because I just became extended confirmed yesterday. -- watchOS 7 @OfficialWatchOS7 14:09, 27 March 2026 (UTC)
- 1: just because you can doesn't automatically mean you should. 2: what do you mean i "blocked too many" of them? As far as i know there is no upper limit to blocking spambot IPs. 14:16, 27 March 2026 (UTC)
- I have no easy way of explaining what that means -- watchOS 7 @OfficialWatchOS7 14:24, 27 March 2026 (UTC)
- Then why did you whale me over it? As far as i can tell i haven't done anything super silly here, this is literally what an admin is supposed to do when they see a spambot. 14:35, 27 March 2026 (UTC)
- Fine, fine, fine, you can get away with your whale meat. -- watchOS 7 @OfficialWatchOS7 14:47, 27 March 2026 (UTC)
- W0uld you r4ther there be hord3s of sp4mbots, peddling the1r [HYPERLINK BLOCKED], off3ring [Specil Deals] and chances to be a [[BIG SHOT]]? --Dame Fish on skates DUN VFH UotM 16:02, 27 March 2026 (UTC)
- I said you can get away with her whale meat. I deeply apologize for misusing the jimbo whale template. -- watchOS 7 @OfficialWatchOS7 09:04, 28 March 2026 (UTC)
- yes, i just wanted to do a deltarune --Dame Fish on skates DUN VFH UotM 16:38, 28 March 2026 (UTC)
Smash!
You've been squished by a whale!
Don't take this too seriously. Soviet just wants to let you know that you did something really silly, which may or may not include creating my user page
Soviet☭ (Ask for free votes) 19:31, 31 March 2026 (UTC)
- Also, I nommed my user page. Not OPOSSUM. Soviet☭ (Ask for free votes) 20:16, 31 March 2026 (UTC)
- I blanked it instantly. I’m sorry, and why is your user page deleted? -- watchOS 7 @OfficialWatchOS7 09:46, 1 April 2026 (UTC)
- Because some people just don't want to have user pages. Take DungeonSiegeAddict510 for example. --Dame Fish on skates DUN VFH UotM 15:01, 1 April 2026 (UTC)
- Red. Soviet☭ (Ask for free votes) 00:07, 2 April 2026 (UTC)
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--Dame Fish on skates DUN VFH UotM 02:45, 2 April 2026 (UTC)
- Definitely off to a good start. -- watchOS 7 @OfficialWatchOS7 09:03, 2 April 2026 (UTC)
THE JUMBO WHALE RISES! Then falls to smash you.[edit source]
MEGA SMASHA!
You've been squished by a jimbo whale!
Please take this very seriously: DaniPine3 wants to let you know that you did something jimbo silly, which may or may not include creating Wikipedia oops sorry, wrong person. Your reasoning for being smashed by a whale is: moving a featured article without previous discussion with the admins 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 15:36, 4 April 2026 (UTC).
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