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I’ve read the Beginner’s Guide and understood that this is Wikipedia but you’re meant to be funny. Thanks! OfficialWatchOS7 (talk | contribs | email) 09:31, 2 February 2026 (UTC)

Question

Why are you going on talk pages and asking to have the non-factual stuff removed? They're non-factual because they're jokes. Jokes in a joke wiki. That's like going to a mosque and asking that all those who are Muslims should leave. 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 12:56, 3 February 2026 (UTC)

Sorry, it was just a mistake. 😅 --OfficialWatchOS7 (contacting, edits, free email) 09:16, 4 February 2026 (UTC)

Genuine question

Why are you on this wiki? Ever since day one you've been going around on talkpages saying how a certain article should be changed for being too unfactual (like in Wikipedia), or for being too "threatening" (like in You, which is actually a conversation between two fictional people and not a threat to the reader in any way), or for being too short (like in UnGames:The Helen Keller Experience, where it being so short is part of the joke). petitions that go against the point of this wiki -that is, being funny. you don't seem the kind of person to enjoy satire that much, specially the kind of satire that's often found on this website. so, what made you join here? not saying that you should log out, it's good to have more people here and the more points of view there are the much more variety of humor this website has; but I'm genuinely curious what your reason to join here was if you don't seem to like what you've been reading here. 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 12:03, 4 February 2026 (UTC)

I’m learning! The reason: I came across this wiki from a page about the fake link template, saying that it came from this wiki. --OfficialWatchOS7 (contacting, edits, free email) 12:52, 4 February 2026 (UTC)

Also, did you read part of my userpage? --OfficialWatchOS7 (contacting, edits, free email) 12:55, 4 February 2026 (UTC)

I can't deny, I haven't read your userpage. I might do it later.
well, good to know that you're learning. I hope that you manage to learn more about this place and eventually manage to make your own stuff. btw, do you mind if I ask you which wiki did you find that fake link template? you don't have to answer that last question if you don't want to. 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 13:01, 4 February 2026 (UTC)

Wikipedia. I don’t want to say the reason I found their fake link template, though. --OfficialWatchOS7 (contacting, edits, free email) 13:15, 4 February 2026 (UTC)

Your signature

Just letting you the link to your YouTube channel gives me error 404 not found. Soviet☭ (Ask for free votes) 12:21, 5 February 2026 (UTC)

This has to be a bug. I haven’t privated it. --OfficialWatchOS7 (talk | contribs) 12:28, 5 February 2026 (UTC)

I can try to fix it. Whats your channel name? Soviet☭ (Ask for free votes) 12:37, 5 February 2026 (UTC)

watchOS 7 2.0, handle @OfficialWatchOS7Alt --OfficialWatchOS7 (talk | contribs) 12:39, 5 February 2026 (UTC)

You forgot to add the "@" infront of your username. Heres the correct link: https://www.youtube.com/@OfficialWatchOS7Alt/ Soviet☭ (Ask for free votes) 12:50, 5 February 2026 (UTC)

I’ve checked the link and it does have the at symbol. IS THE MISTAKE FROM ONE OF MY SIGNATURES THAT CONTAINS A LINK TO MY YOUTUBE CHANNEL OR ARE YOU SCHIZOPHRENIC? --OfficialWatchOS7 (talk | contribs) 12:56, 5 February 2026 (UTC)

Okay, I fixed it [[User:OfficialWatchOS7|<span style="color:#5028a5;">'''watchOS 7'''</span>]] ([[User talk:OfficialWatchOS7|talk]], [[Special:Contributions/OfficialWatchOS7|contribs]], [https://youtube.com/@OfficialWatchOS7Alt <span style="color:red;">YT channel</span>]) Soviet☭ (Ask for free votes) 12:32, 6 February 2026 (UTC)

Sorry, but this won’t work as I don’t use a YouTube channel link in my signature anymore. --OfficialWatchOS7 (talk | contribs) 11:58, 7 February 2026 (UTC)

Please,

don't undo an admin's edits. I had a good reason to undo your edit; that is, being too short even for the "stub" template. If you want to make an article about GTA VI, I suggest that you first create it in your sandbox, and then move it to its title once it's finished. And by "finished", I mean it should be more than just one paragraph. 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 13:17, 5 February 2026 (UTC)

Okay! I’ll make that article in my sandbox. --OfficialWatchOS7 (talk | contribs) 09:19, 6 February 2026 (UTC)

Update: I just made the Uncyclopedia page for GTA 6 in my sandbox. --OfficialWatchOS7 (talk | contribs) 09:41, 6 February 2026 (UTC)

Hey

Don't do this. The whole point of having a draft in your userspace/sandbox is so that it doesn't clog the mainspace. Redirecting to your userspace is pretty much vanity. 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 09:48, 11 February 2026 (UTC)

Holy cow. I was told to NOT make vanity articles. Sorry! --OfficialWatchOS7 (talk | contribs) 09:59, 11 February 2026 (UTC)

If you REALLY want to make a GTA VI article, please expland the draft in your sandbox. Soviet☭ (Ask for free votes) 12:33, 11 February 2026 (UTC)

Just thought you should know:

Your sig doesn't work. Although the YouTube link works fine now, the links to your userspace don't. Instead of putting Special:My____/OfficialWatchOS7, you should probably just manually link it to the individual pages. --Gamma Here, friend, have some meth. 19:10, 17 February 2026 (UTC)

Okay. I changed the link to my talk page, but everything works fine though. There’s no issue it looks like. --watchOS 7 @OfficialWatchOS7

(L | C | R | E) 10:44, 18 February 2026 (UTC)

"Special:MyPage" takes the reader to their own page; so if I were to click on it, it'd take to my own userpage, not yours. Of course, you don't realize of this because it does take you to your own userpage. Just letting you know.
Also, why I'm at it; why are you so persistent in moving your signature template to template namespace? that stuff should only be in userspace, as it's for personal use. 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 11:22, 19 February 2026 (UTC)

Whoooooooooooooooooooops!!! --

watchOS 7 @OfficialWatchOS7 (contact me) 11:23, 19 February 2026 (UTC)

Click the correct link

I, um, "improved" the game. Should be way harder now. See for yourself. --Dame Fish on skates CUN 02:58, 20 February 2026 (UTC)

@Fish on skates: Does going past level 4 has to require actually changing the link? -- watchOS 7 @OfficialWatchOS7 09:17, 21 February 2026 (UTC)

the link is in the exclamation point --Dame Fish on skates CUN 18:39, 21 February 2026 (UTC)