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27 November 2014

White House Press Secretary Josh Earnest addressed concerns among economists who are concerned about the lack of young people to buy things and pump money into the retail business.

WASHINGTON, D.C.- The White House today addressed the concerns of many that an aging America will eventually be unable to support its elderly population. When asked about the state of the human race on this day, White House Press Secretary Josh Earnest stated:


Earnest declined to comment on the sort of "torture" he was referring to in the release, and whether he "tortured" his wife. Sources indicate, however, that the only "torture" she received was from listening to Earle Doud's ‎Spiro T. Agnew Is A Riot.

Sociologists and psychologists have noted the recent trend, and encourage it due to the notion that people have equal rights and therefore should feel free to procreate at their leisure. The advancements of women, and the lessening emphasis on childbirth has resulted in the population which has some professionals concerned. Pat Buchanan, conservative commentator said

However, television host Rachel Maddow disagreed saying

President Barack Obama, former President George W. Bush, former Press Secretary Jay Carney, and commentator Bill O'Reilly have also all refused to respond.

Senator Rand Paul (R-KY) had the following to say in response to Earnest's briefing:


Leaving a vast blank space in the moral code of the nation, the debate of whether population decline should be addressed with forced mating. While developing nations have shown strength in repopulation, Western nations such as the United States have suffered a decline and the US is often referred to as an "aging" or "graying" nation.

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