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This page is a member of the Uncyclopedia Timeline. If an event isn't listed in the timeline, it most likely happened.

Represented here are the time periods from January to December 1996.



January

February

March

Cancelled out,due to 1996 was an unusual leap year.

April

May

June

FOX News goes on air: "faux news/fox noise" ruins the professional level of news reporting.

July

God was Born!!! Repent, all ye sinners!

August

The Summer Olympics in Atlanta, Georgia. To have foreigners in a place filled with hicks can get interesting. Release the peace doves and rednecks with shotguns shoot them all down.

September

President Clinton convinces everyone to reelect him in the Democrat(ic) National Convention.

October

Some crazy crap happened, oh, and Halloween. Insert obscure reference to 90's culture here, maybe a joke from an old website or something. Netscape! Yeah!.. Etc.

November

  • November 5 - Clinton reelected by a wide margin (Fox News premiered by false theories Dole will take it all). Conservative talkers pissed as hell and Bob Dole goes on his life by appearing on commercials talking about "erectile dysfunction."

December