Uncyclopedia:Anniversaries/November 5

November 5: Remember, remember, the fifth of November: Explode The Government Day (Britain)

• 1605 - The Parliament building fails to explode.
• 1854 - Anonymous inventor skinned while testing early hydraulic barber chair.
• 1900 - Despite widespread panic and rumors in proposition, Big Ben doesn't explode, but the Prime Minister does.
• 1984 - Despite the Brotherhood's efforts, Big Brother is not wounded in a suicide bombing. Lets thank him for increasing our chocolate to 20 grams!
• 1987 - Margaret Thatcher's imminent Silent But Deadly reaches critical mass and explodes in her intestine.
• 2022 - Some guy wearing a mask in London blows some shit up, rioting doesn't ensue (it's England NOT France)

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