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November 15: Rock Your Mocs Day

  • 1491 - Christopher Columbus arrives at the New World, only to be told that he is a year early.
  • 1533 - Francisco Pizarro arrives in Cuzco, Peru. He notices that the iguanas have unusually piercing stares.
  • 1683 - War undoubtably raged somewhere in Eastern, Western, Northern, or Southern Europe.
  • 1726 - Shenandoah, Chief of the Oneida Indians, invents a new type of footwear, made of deerskin leather stitched into a soft shoe. (Pictured)
  • 1727 - A group of unscrupulous Europeans, led by Leon "L. L." Bean, steal the secrets of the moccasin, and send Shenandoah a paltry 1.5% royalty fee for each pair sold.
  • 1800 - Napoleon Bonaparte establishes the Fashion Police, and makes it illegal to wear any shoes that are not moccasins.
  • 1941 - Heinrich Himmler orders all homosexuals in Germany to be sent to concentration camps: the Wehrmacht, once the most fashionable army in the world, soon find themselves poorly groomed and wearing fatigues that clash with their boots.
  • 2001 - Microsoft releases the Xbox: the most popular game, Hi/Lo, is a first person cooking game starring a cyborg known only as the "Master Chef", who must cook meals for an entire ship's crew, using alien cooking implements.