Uncyclopedia:Anniversaries/November 17

November 17: International Celebrate Things That Happened On This Day in the Past Day; Bjorksmas (Iceland).

• 1796 - Napoleonic Wars: Battle of Arcole - French forces defeat the Austrians in Italy. Despite the victory, French forces surrender 15 minute later, citing "force of habit".
• 1863 - Siege of Knoxville begins: Confederate forces place Johnny Knoxville under siege; Steve-O manages to escape in a daring skateboard stunt.
• 1871 - The NRA is granted a charter by the state of New York, they celebrate by accidentally shooting people.
• 1970 - Douglas Engelbart receives the patent for the first computer mouse. The revolutionary invention will allow men to search for porn with only one hand.
• 2003 - Arnold Schwarzenegger is inaugurated Governor of California, announces that he intends to cut the state's deficit, improve education, and find a woman named "Sarah Connor".

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