Uncyclopedia:Anniversaries/November 9
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November 9: Blow Up a Whale Day (United States)
- 1938 - Hitler pranks the Jews by breaking their shops' glass; this event is known as Kristallnacht- the night of broken crystal.
- 1949 - China invades Tibet, granting the Tibetens unlimited religious freedom, as Buddhists around the world rejoice.
- 1970 - The Florence, Oregon Highway Department blows up a whale for no reason. An explosives expert's car gets hit by a chunk of dead whale.
- 1989 - The Berlin Wall is closed due to wolves.
- 2001 - The November 9th attacks destroy the World Trade Center in New York City and part of The Pentagon in Washington, D.C.. But only in the UK and countries that use sensible date conventions.