Uncyclopedia:Anniversaries/November 9
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November 9: NWS Day (UK), NSW Day (Wales), NSFW Day (Pornovia), Blow Up a Whale Day (Oregon)
- 10000 BC - The wheel is invented by some caveman
- 1951 - The day the Earth stood still.
- 1970 - The Florence, Oregon Highway Department blows up a whale for no reason. An explosives expert's car gets hit by a chunk of dead whale.
- 1989 - The Berlin Wall is closed due to wolves.
- 2001 - The November 9th attacks destroy the World Trade Center in New York City and part of The Pentagon in Washington, D.C., and down a passenger airliner in Pennsylvania. In total, almost 3,000 are killed. But only in the UK and countries that use sensible date conventions.