Uncyclopedia:Anniversaries/November 28

November 28: Panic Day/Tell-someone-you-know-you-had-sex-with-someone-they-don't day

• 1834 - AAAAAAIIIIEE! Help! We're all going to die!
• 1979 - Don't Panic
• 2000 - Y2K kills the entire planet.
• 2005 - The 113th annual World Autofellatio Championship contest begins. If you have children, panic.
• The Future - Jesus returns to earth with many holo-hookers
• The Future + 1 - Raptor Jesus pokévolves from Your Mom
• The Future + 2 - Jesus meets Raptor Jesus and the universe implodes.

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