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This page is a member of the Uncyclopedia Timeline. If an event isn't listed in the timeline, it most likely happened.

Represented here are the time periods from January to December 1995.


Now you're leaving the 20th century - Graffiti message on a wall in a scene of rock band Bush's music vid. "Machinehead". Gavin Rossdale for president! No more Bushit in the 90s.

1995 was another one of those friendly, though not-too-intelligent years, also remembered largely for its taste in short skirts and loud, tacky colours.

1995 was the International year of Billy Mays.

  • Republican Revolution in the ballot box: The GOP takes back the House and Senate, but failed to get the presidential oval office.
  • On January 1, 1995 murdered 1994.
  • 1995 was a group of naked people
  • The Civil War was briefly restarted for 2 hours.
  • Superman actor Christopher Reeve begins a new career as Famous Paraplegic Guy after falling off a horse.
  • Mike Reno, lead singer of the 1980s dork-rock band Loverboy, is slightly injured when his head explodes. (He later resumes his singing career after his head is replaced with a tiny mechanical substitute.)
  • Adolf Hitler releases debut album "Led Zeppelin XVVIIXV". Led Zeppelin sues god.
  • Oklahoma City federal building bombed, Arabs and Muslims blamed for it, but it was a white anti-government militia member from the heartland of America.
  • Chuck Norris shed a tear. This triggered the Apocalypse, and cured someone of cancer.
  • JavaScript, an ineffective yet annoying computer virus, is invented by Brendan Eich.
  • Bill Gates leaves the Beatles to make Microsoft.
  • If you wore a double-breasted suit, you were the man!
  • First Nigerian drugs-dealer arrested in Johannesburg, South Africa!
  • May 7, the beginning of real life, my birth creating the universe. Also killing the Mongolians.
  • Canada collects all remaining pieces of the moon.
  • Jesus partied like it was 1995.
  • Oasis releases the most annoying song ever!
  • flying manatee's were discovered when a pilot thought a 1-ton bird hit the wind shield of his plane.
  • A Bunch of government assholes made up global warming to make make money. No one believed them tell Bill Gates said it was a lie in early 2000.
  • A computer named "deep shit" defeated a human in a game of chess. ROFLMAO!
  • Billy Idol strangles the Minotaur to death in the under ground labyrinth in Crete.