User talk:Mordillo/archive7

Adopt Me?

It appears you have one spot left for adopt-a-n00b. Guess what? I'm a n00b! I'm getting the hang of things... sort of, and I occasionally have stupid questions which would tarnish any reputation I might want to build up. So, are you willing? --Mou 05:44, 27 January 2008 (UTC)

Deleted Article (Harry Hill)

OK so maybe they weren't the most appropriate words to start an article with, but I had literally only just started with it and was just playing around with ideas. They would more than likely have been removed soon anyway. Never mind. --Cp833 15:20, 7 January 2008 (UTC)

I don't particularly mind language, but you can't understand the amount of crap we get every about "x is gay" and "fuck y" etc etc. So, whatever looks to go in that direction, we delete without mercy. Like I said, as long as you write in good faith and not simply to offend someone, I don't mind. Go ahead and good luck. ~ Mordillo where is my SHITCUNTING? 15:22, 7 January 2008 (UTC)

Lol I can imagine. I will probably try something again soon and I promise it won't be going in that direction! I will do my best to make it funny, anyway. --Cp833 15:49, 7 January 2008 (UTC)

the letter u sent me

I just found out that you had put, drmarsh this is your last warning on an article 'clit hanging' why did u put this is my last warning this isnt my article man its my mates??? Drmarsh 13:39, 20 December 2007 (UTC)

ok maybe not all of em but most it does eg david attenborough, oceans eleven, duck etc...– Preceding unsigned comment added by drmarsh (talk • contribs)

Please sign your posts. I don't see any connection. ~ Mordillo where is my SHITCUNTING? 21:33, 17 December 2007 (UTC)

hey do u mind, deleting them out of my category when i just told u they actually did have something to do with it, ok paris hilton didnt but the others did mte please let me dort it out then help out if u think im doing a suckish job, k? – Preceding unsigned comment added by drmarsh (talk • contribs)

You're entitled to your opinion, but when I see category spam, which isn't isn't in English I remove them. Leave it at that. ~ Mordillo where is my SHITCUNTING? 21:34, 17 December 2007 (UTC)

ok, look at the article manning, then please look at every word thts related to or mentioned in the article then find out if they are related, and why did u just block roadkill???

gonna reply mate Drmarsh 21:38, 17 December 2007 (UTC)

Why? He messed up your userpage, that's why. That's a major no no here. ~ Mordillo where is my SHITCUNTING? 21:40, 17 December 2007 (UTC)

he ws only joking were mates outsde of the web :D, he didnt mean it ill tell him not to do it k?

can u unblock him mate he didnt mean it, and is there any way of preventing tht freak who just edited my page 'manning' from doing it again, much obliged Drmarsh 21:50, 17 December 2007 (UTC)

All right, you just make sure that you all stay off each other's user pages. Same goes to you and you other friend Pershing. ~ Mordillo where is my SHITCUNTING? 22:10, 17 December 2007 (UTC)

ARCHIV'D

Woot! Thank god it's archived! talk page de-virginizing   Le Cejak • <-> (Dec 12 / 16:43)

I'll have yer skin for that! ~ 17:05, 12 December 2007 (UTC) __NOCAJEK__ Damn! Why isn't that working! ~ 17:05, 12 December 2007 (UTC)

__NOMORLILLO__ __NOMORLIDDO__ __NOMORDIDDO__ GOD DAMMIT! DIE DIE DIE!   Le Cejak • <-> (Dec 12 / 17:08)

on a more serious note

Oh Mordillo I'm sorry I yelled at you :(   Le Cejak • <-> (Dec 14 / 04:17)

Don't worry about it, seriously, it's all good! ~ 08:51, 14 December 2007 (UTC)

Seweeusly?   Le Cejak • <-> (Dec 14 / 17:47)

Stop that, you're not getting my cookies. They're all mine. MINE I TELL YOU! ~ Mordillo where is my SHITCUNTING? 21:28, 14 December 2007 (UTC)

Vandal on the loose

Hey, Mordillo. There's a vandal doing what vandals do best: vandalize.

Check out his work. Special:Recent Changes Sir Groovester | Contributions | Talk Page 10:20, 13 December 2007 (UTC)

Yep, thanks for that, I had some "work", so I was late to response. You know that silly concept? Bugger all I say :) ~ 10:48, 13 December 2007 (UTC)

HOW DARE YOU DELETE MY ARTICLE!!1

>:(

Which one? ~ 13:02, 14 December 2007 (UTC)

SUPER CRAZY MAD FUN HAPPY it was similar to the article with lots of As everywhere

It was a complete collection of nonsense, that's why. And sign your posts please. ~ Mordillo where is my SHITCUNTING? 20:38, 17 December 2007 (UTC)

Sweet pink hole?

How goes it Mordillo? a problem with my choices?--Cadarado425 15:13, 14 December 2007 (UTC)cadarado425

Just seemed like random stuff left lying around. Were you still working on that? ~ 15:14, 14 December 2007 (UTC)

Yes, sorry I forgot construction sign. May I carry on with it? – Preceding unsigned comment added by Cadarado425 (talk • contribs)

Yep, I was just restoring it for you when you started it again. Make it good. ~ Mordillo where is my SHITCUNTING? 15:27, 14 December 2007 (UTC)

Thanks, I´ll do my best--Cadarado425 15:46, 14 December 2007 (UTC)cadarado425

OMG MORDILLO GOT NEW SIG?

Are the rumors true? Keep in mind here that by rumors, I mean cold, hard evidence. Also: fact. Also Also: talk page rambling. Yay! - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 22:37, Dec 14

Yep, decided to go back to the basics. You like? ~ Mordillo where is my SHITCUNTING? 22:43, 14 December 2007 (UTC)

Yes, nice new sig. --Gangstah fo shizzle • MUN • Talk • Contributions • Article • Forum 22:45, 14 December 2007 (UTC)

Indeed. Maybe link part of it, or the tilde to you talk page to make it easier for the sig-clickers? Oh, and maybe use <nounderlinelink>? - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 22:47, Dec 14

I remember of the day that a little noob call Led, came to me seeking advice on how to make a sig...:) ~ Mordillo where is my SHITCUNTING? 22:48, 14 December 2007 (UTC)

Ah, yes. I just remember seeing something about "Yorric "I knew him" Stevenson", and having no idea what was going on. But I've traveled far, through wind, snow, ice, the Mines of Moria, and Modusoperandi's bathroom <shudder> to become Uncyclo-fied. Yay! - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 22:52, Dec 14

I cleaned my bathroom. It's not my fault that you're always leaving wet towels on the floor. Also, it wouldn't kill you to flush. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 06:45, 16 December 2007 (UTC)

I'm not the one always peeing on the seat. Oh wait, yeah I am, never mind. - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 06:48, Dec 16

Grampa bought a new sig! Into whom did you throw that Jewish ninjastar?   Le Cejak • <-> (Dec 14 / 23:52)

Mordillo's new sig is the WORST! ;) --THINKER 06:34, 16 December 2007 (UTC)

What? whould I go back to the spinning Jewriken? ~ Mordillo where is my SHITCUNTING? 11:14, 16 December 2007 (UTC)

Adoption

Can you adopt me please? Rizco 21:08, 15 December 2007 (UTC)

Sure, consider yourself adopted. Whataya need? ~ Mordillo where is my SHITCUNTING? 21:14, 15 December 2007 (UTC)

I dunno i am new here...can you give me advice on being a good uncyclopedian? Rizco 18:34, 18 December 2007 (UTC)

Dam, your too quick for me!

Suppose I had better go do something more useful elsewhere. You got a bigger ban stick than me! Enjoy the huffin. MrN 02:19, Dec 16

I should actually go to bed, it's 3:25am.... ~ Mordillo where is my SHITCUNTING? 02:26, 16 December 2007 (UTC)

Fair enough dude... Just leave the ban stick on the side for me, I will be good with, promise. smiles with an honest smile. :-) MrN 02:30, Dec 16

No problem, only...it's programmed to identify my DNA, you touch it you BLOW UP TO SMITHEREENS! ~ Mordillo where is my SHITCUNTING? 02:31, 16 December 2007 (UTC)

Clive Barker

Good day sir. I created the Clive barker/Clive Barker page that had the same level of integrity as the AAAAA! site. (essentially, I created the start of one) at the time of deletion, there were two large paragraps of text that had most the words wrapped with "Clive Barker's Clive Barker's XXX by Clive Barker". It also had a broke presidential box, and an image. I'd like to know more about why it was deleted, etc etc. JackpotDen 19:49, 16 December 2007 (UTC)

Sounds to me like it was another one of those pages that is nothing but nonsense, yes? Please, we have too many of those as it is, and the gag has worn out. Write something with something in it. - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 20:18, Dec 16

Well, it looked like random nonsense at the time I deleted it and didn't have any "I'm working on it I'll be back" or equivalent tag. I can restore it to your user page so you can keep working on it there if you'd like. ~ Mordillo where is my SHITCUNTING? 20:20, 16 December 2007 (UTC)

Non-denominational celebratory event card

Merry Christmas Despite being required by British law to carry an umbrella throughout December, and to respond to all festive cheer with "Bah Humbug", nonetheless I wish you a very Merry Christmas. Or Hanukkah, Kwanzaa, or whatever other gnostic mystical mumbo-jumbo you colonials practice these days. Just don't tell the Queen.

Hell, if you can eat pork chops, I'm sure you can indulge in the odd Merry Christmas now and then. Give my love to your charming lady as well. -- Sir Codeine K·H·P·B·M·N·C·U·Bu. · (Harangue) 21:22, 16 December 2007 (UTC)

Many thanks mate! Hope to meet up with you again soonish rather than laterish! ~ Mordillo where is my SHITCUNTING? 10:16, 17 December 2007 (UTC)

Happy Hanukkah As Well

Pagans, the Whole Lot of Yous Premier Tom Mayfair has been a naughty boy this year, but he still deserves a kiss from under the mistletoe. His external organ is fair game.

Lady friend, eh? She can get on this too.

When you say "this" what exactly do you mean? :) ~ Mordillo where is my SHITCUNTING? 10:17, 17 December 2007 (UTC)

Have a not-shitty Christmas Hanukkah! I'm pretty sure it's over, actually, but whatever...

	Heya, The Led Balloon here, wishing you merry Christmas, or any other holiday you feel like celebrating. Just remember what it's all really about: NO WORK, NO SCHOOL, FREE STUFF!!!
	Here's to hoping your school(or work) calendar for December doesn't look too much like this...

Merry Christmas, - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 01:05, Dec 17

	AE has awarded you a beer in which you help build your own Christmasbeerbottletree (shown right)
	Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays!

Happy late Hanukkah!--Æ 01:50, 17 December 2007 (UTC)

Thankies all of you! bloody christians ~ Mordillo where is my SHITCUNTING? 10:18, 17 December 2007 (UTC)

Merry Christmas! And don't forget... WE KILLED HIM! Mwa ha ha! From Rabbi Techno

חג נוצרי שמח! ~ Mordillo where is my SHITCUNTING? 10:18, 17 December 2007 (UTC)

...I don't have holiday template. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 10:01, 17 December 2007 (UTC)

That's all right, I'd say thank you but I'm fresh out. ~ Mordillo where is my SHITCUNTING? 10:18, 17 December 2007 (UTC)

Thanks

Hey, thanks for reverting vandalism on my userpage, I just saw it :P I could swear there's a template for that, but I couldn't find it, so instead I'm gonna wish yew a merry christmas ^_^

I just wanted to wish yew a faggy christmas! I mean... merry. I would translate something into hebrew, but I can't find an online thingy that works :P Even then, the online thingy would be terrible. Oh well. Um... anyway... happy... hannukah? Or is saying that a cliché :P Honest, I meant merry! ~Fag x FS

thanx for the help. i was away for a while sorry for not getting back earlier.btw do u think i should seek adoption from a more experienced uncyclopedian in order to make sophia prouder? thanx --Flaviusjewsephus 17:46, 14 January 2008 (UTC)

Christmas (v.2.0)

Merry Christmas! And don't forget... WE KILLED HIM! Mwa ha ha! From Rabbi Techno

Well of course now!

You said please, so yes. Yes! – Preceding unsigned comment added by OracleGD (talk • contribs)

Phewww....I'm relieved.... ~ Mordillo where is my SHITCUNTING? 12:58, 17 December 2007 (UTC)

Merry Christmas soon!

Uncyclopedian wishes you have a merry Christmas and a happy New Year's!

Marshal Uncyclopedian! Talk to me!

Convert now, special deals, one of a kind tidings!

Remember: Keep the "X" in X-mas Santa checks his list to see who's been naughty and who's been nice. And naughty always makes out better at X-mas

Dame GUN PotY WotM 2xPotM 17xVFH VFP Poo PMS •YAP• 01:19, 18 December 2007 (UTC)

FUCK YOU IT'S HALLOWEEN

MORDILLO!!! Mordillo Mordillo: Mordillo Mordillo-Mordillo Mordillo Mordillo. Mordillo Mordillo Mordillo Mordillo Mordillo Mordillo Mordillo Mordillo Mordillo Mordillo, Mordillo. -- Mordillo Mordillo Mordillo Mordillo Mordillo Mordillo Mordillo Mordillo   Le Cejak • <->

Sig

I created a Sig! Is it any good? Rizco^Talk 19:01, 18 December 2007 (UTC)

OOhhh...it's spewing code all over the place. Hang on, let me help you there. ~ Mordillo where is my SHITCUNTING? 19:39, 18 December 2007 (UTC)

Allright, I created a sig page for you, it's here. What you need to do now, is go to your preferences, and put the following in "nickname" field: {{SUBST:nosubst|User:Rizco/sig}}. Then, tick the "raw signatures" box just beneath it, and you're set. Following this, you can simply print out four tildas (~~~~) or punch the signature key. Good luck! ~ Mordillo where is my SHITCUNTING? 19:46, 18 December 2007 (UTC)

Thanks! Just tellin you that I wont be on the internet for a day (maybe a couple) as I am getting a new comp for christmas.Rizco^Talk 19:52, 18 December 2007 (UTC)

Yep, no worries. Have a marry xmas! ~ Mordillo where is my SHITCUNTING? 19:59, 18 December 2007 (UTC)

Crystal Bay

Crystal Bay Township, Minnesota is not a vanity page. I've gone over the vanity page rules and it does not fail them. You say I have personal references in there but they aren't, I made them up as in none of those people are real. Before yesterday I had never heard of Crystal bay so it isn't vanity. OGO POGO 20:28, 18 December 2007 (UTC)

How about the pictures? Just random? BTW, you might have future problems with your user name, since there is an admin called Ogopogo... ~ Mordillo where is my SHITCUNTING? 20:43, 18 December 2007 (UTC)

Seriously? Shit, well if there is any way I can change my name I will be willing. Anyway yeah I found those pictures on the internet, a summary of where they're from is on the file page. OGO POGO 20:45, 18 December 2007 (UTC)

Alright then, I'll remove the ICU tag. As for the admin, don't think you need to worry at the moment, he's not active for some time. ~ Mordillo where is my SHITCUNTING? 20:53, 18 December 2007 (UTC)

TOO LATE! I've already removed it. MWAHAHAHA. - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 20:59, Dec 18

Yes, I am considering a long-to midterm ban of Cajek. ~ Mordillo where is my SHITCUNTING? 21:10, 18 December 2007 (UTC)

NO, don't hurt Cajek! Think of the Cajek, Mordillo! What will they do without their Cajek to Cajek after them? Please, have Cajek! - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 21:16, Dec 18

Well, I can't ban you, you're my son. And I have to ban someone for removing my ICU. So I might as well block Cajek. Yes, that's probably the best option. ~ Mordillo where is my SHITCUNTING? 21:36, 18 December 2007 (UTC)

Admin?

Are you an admin, Mordillo? Rizco^Talk 17:03, 19 December 2007 (UTC)

Yes I am. Thanks for the XMAS card btw! ~ Mordillo where is my SHITCUNTING? 17:35, 21 December 2007 (UTC)

Christmas card

MerryChristmas! This is me wishing you a very happy Christmas! May you get all the presints prisents presents you asked santy clawws for! I didnt get you a present, so I uploaded this picture for you...

Rizco^Talk 18:19, 19 December 2007 (UTC)

Howdy again

Hi Mordillo, just wondering if you'd noticed... I've made a bigger version of that image you were after. Have a look on the image request page - betterer? (Oh, and as a godless atheist, I won't be polluting your talk pages with any seasonal templates (unless I think of anything really funny, of course - but of course that's very unlikely...) --Sir Under User (Hi, How Are You?) VFH KUN 20:59, 19 December 2007 (UTC)

Happy Something or other...

Happy XMAS er, Hanukkah no Easter maybe? New Year possibly presents day grr, Happy Spam Day! “ Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam! ” [1] MrN 21:29, Dec 19

Lalala

[14:43] <Cajek> go to Mordillo's talk page and tell him to unblock me!!!!!! 
[14:43] *** theob has joined #uncyclopedia 
[14:43] <Cajek> plleeeeeeeeeease

that's all I have to say ^_^ ~Fag x FS

God damn it! What did he do this time? I'll go check it out... ~ Mordillo where is my SHITCUNTING? 17:36, 21 December 2007 (UTC)

BP

I just wanted to tell you that I'm sorry for making some bad BP nominations. I thought Hitler's Brain On The Body Of A Gorilla On Wheels was to long for a username, but it seems fine. I'll think twice in the future--Æ 21:30, 22 December 2007 (UTC)

No worries. ~ Mordillo where is my SHITCUNTING? 12:31, 23 December 2007 (UTC)

LOLSSS!

with an expiry time of 1 day: I'm sorry, you are currently too sex crazed to edit Uncyclopedia. Please return after you had a good wank

That's the funniest thing I have seen today. Laugh out loud... MrN 14:21, Dec 23

Vote for Mordillo's ban summaries to be featured! :) ~ Mordillo where is my SHITCUNTING? 14:32, 23 December 2007 (UTC)

Merry Christmas

Merry Christmas. ~ Mitch

-- Mitch 13:12, 24 December 2007 (UTC)

Short and sweet! ~ Mordillo where is my SHITCUNTING? 13:31, 24 December 2007 (UTC)

Happy Christmas, Harry!

Oh, wait, you're Jewish....and your name isn't Harry (unless it is). Oh well, accept this anyway:

Mega Deletion Award! This Admin has successfully beaten the crap out of many, many articles in rapid succession. Fear them greatly.

Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 18:02, 25 December 2007 (UTC)

Lookout, Mordillo! He's got Harry Potter references! - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 18:06, Dec 25

Damn it! I wish my name WAS Harry! Thankies, and have a great Xmas! ~ Mordillo where is my SHITCUNTING? 21:30, 25 December 2007 (UTC)

Merry Xmas!

~ Merry Xmas Mordillo/archive7! ~ Ye Olde Luke

--YeOldeLuke 08:00, 26 December 2007 (UTC)

Merry XMAS! ~ Mordillo where is my SHITCUNTING? 08:43, 26 December 2007 (UTC)

Hey, you're up at the same time as me!

javascript:qeEditSection(32) QuickEdit That always makes me feel appreciated.   Le Cejak • <-> (Dec 26 / 14:42)

I've been awake for ages! What time zone are you at? I'm GMT(UTC)+2. ~ Mordillo where is my SHITCUNTING? 14:44, 26 December 2007 (UTC)

It's 7 in the morning where I am, (UTC)-8! Nobody else is editing right now!   Le Cejak • <-> (Dec 26 / 14:46)

It's like a ghost site! All the damn Europeans are on holidays and all the bloody Americans are still in bed. GET ME SOME VANDALS! It's 16:45 here. Why the fuck are you up? ~ Mordillo where is my SHITCUNTING? 14:48, 26 December 2007 (UTC)

I always wake up early. Jesus, we're almost on opposite sides of the globe... but yeah seriously, it's just you and me here! What kind of caper should we pull? I mean, we have two roles here: an admin and "the bait". Nobody can stop us this time, Mordillo. Nobody can stop us.   Le Cejak • <-> (Dec 26 / 14:51)

Wait!! I'm here, and I've been here for over an hour--Æ 14:53, 26 December 2007 (UTC)

We have an admin, "the bait" and "the new guy that Cajek vouches for, but is really an ubercrazy psychopath."   Le Cejak • <-> (Dec 26 / 14:54)

I'm watching you... • Spang • ☃ • talk • 14:55, 26 Dec 2007

HOLY SHIT IT'S A SPANG! GET IN THE CAR! Nobody can stop us.   Le Cejak • <-> (Dec 26 / 14:56)

Oh damn. It's now, the admin, the bait, the new guy that Cajek vouches for but is really an ubercrazy pcychopath and that mad Scotsman who waves around a bowl of Haggis. ~ Mordillo where is my SHITCUNTING? 14:57, 26 December 2007 (UTC)

you deleted my page on Mammoths?

they were very relevant to the Minster page... please reply here 89.243.3.198 21:29, 27 December 2007 (UTC)

AND my other page?? what are you doing????? 89.243.3.198 21:31, 27 December 2007 (UTC)

What I'm doing is quality control. You articles looked completely random and unconnected to me. You want to tell me what it was all about? ~ Mordillo where is my SHITCUNTING? 21:35, 27 December 2007 (UTC)

Minster! only like the most (in)famous village in the whole country. Do you realise how many times people have tried to vandalise it on Wikipedia? It is like some trampy place where EVERYONE hates... people from the other side of England were trying to edit to wikipedia about stuff like that. Really, it has already spread so far... lol... 89.243.3.198 21:43, 27 December 2007 (UTC)

Let's try to concentrate on one article at a time. Although we're not Wikipedia, we have some article standards as well, and the Mammoths one didn't cut it. Try to finish the Minister one first and then create the rest. Why not register an account? ~ Mordillo where is my SHITCUNTING? 22:26, 27 December 2007 (UTC)

ok yeah lol :p 78.145.120.217 10:22, 28 December 2007 (UTC)

er... how do I limit the size of the image on Minster and give the image a caption? Iamandrewrice 10:59, 28 December 2007 (UTC)

Seem you already got the hang of it? ~ Mordillo where is my SHITCUNTING? 11:49, 29 December 2007 (UTC)

Dropkick Murphys Article

I saw that you deleted my DKM (Dropkick Murphys) article, but that was a base for something which I was going to expand right about now-ish, and I'd kinda like to know what was stupid about the article. Thanks StijnX 18:52, 29 December 2007 (UTC)

It looked like a random stub. I restored it and put a construction tag on it. Make it good. ~ Mordillo where is my SHITCUNTING? 18:57, 29 December 2007 (UTC)

Apologies

Sorry about the comment on Ban Patrol. I saw the discussion and thought I'd add to it. I didn't mean for you to take it as a personal attack, or anything of the sort. Won't discuss on Ban Patrol again unless it's necessary. Just wanted to drop by and apologize, that's my first time in all the months I've been here I felt like I might've pissed someone off. – Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize • writings • critchat) 20:34 Dec 29, 2007

...*AHEM!*   Le Cejak • <-> (Dec 29) 21:46

Don't worry about it, all gone and forgotten :) ~ Mordillo where is my SHITCUNTING? 22:47, 29 December 2007 (UTC)

ADOPT ME!! PLEEEEZ!!!

I am a lowly nooby and something of a Luddite as well, unfortunately. I need help. I would like to apply for adoption, but don't know if this is the way to do it.( I am willing to grovel and beg elsewhere if required.) So far I have created one article ("Literature") and, on the basis of this submission, someone I think may be an administrator ( I'm no longer able to find the message) urged me to create an account. (I have no idea how to do this). After this, I did major edits of several of articles. The most recent was "Queen Victoria." I spent quite awhile on this, only to find the next day that the first author had reverted to the original version. Obviously, I thought my version was an improvement, but the originator of the article sent me a polite, but strongly worded message to express disagrement on that score. I have no desire to get into a flamewar with this individual and would like to submit my version to an administrator for comparison with the original, but I have no idea how to do this. In fact, I can't even manage to retrieve my re-write of the article. Can you help? Your Humble Servant, Frechfried – Preceding unsigned comment added by Frenchfried (talk • contribs)

No problem with the adoption, I can lay a hand when I'm around. Regarding Queen Victoria, generally speaking it's advisable to check the status of the article before rewriting it. In this case it was a well established article made by one of the senior writers of the site. What you can do is write a new version of it (let's say - Queen Victoria - Alternate History or something like that. Other than that, did you read all the links left for you on your talk page? ~ Mordillo where is my SHITCUNTING? 10:48, 30 December 2007 (UTC)

Thanks. I managed to find my re-write of the article by now and at least I know it's available if I decide to create an alernate version. Frenchfried.

No problems. Feel free to ask for help whenever you need it. ~ Mordillo where is my SHITCUNTING? 11:14, 30 December 2007 (UTC)

UnScripts:The Trial of Mr. Winkler

This article is another Winkler spinoff created after we reached a consensus to no longer have Winkler spinoffs. I didn't QVFD it because it's to lengthy, nor did I VFD it as it's too new. This concept is redundant to UnBooks:The Winkler impersonator who cried GAY GAY GAY, but is written in complete disregard to my article which would make it hard to merge which makes me think it should be deleted. Do you think it should be deleted? Thanks. Also while I'm here, I wanted to apologize for nominating your Winkler spinoff for deletion, I got carried away at the time. --Æ 22:24, 30 December 2007 (UTC)

To tell you the truth, I don't remember reaching such a concensus. Personally, I don't have anything against Winkler spinoffs, as long as they're well written. And this one seems to be the case. I'd let it lay for a while, let's say a week or ten days, and if it really bothers you still - just nom it on VFD. To tell you the truth, I don't really see why is there such a need for drama around the whole Winkler issue. ~ Mordillo where is my SHITCUNTING? 22:28, 30 December 2007 (UTC)

We're running out of dead horses to beat. --AAA! (AAAA) 23:05, 30 December 2007 (UTC)

How about creating HowTo:Beat a dead horse? ~ Mordillo where is my SHITCUNTING? 23:06, 30 December 2007 (UTC)

Queen Victoria/Victorian Era

Re my previous question about editing "Queen Victoria": Just want to make sure we're both taking about the same article. There is another article entitled "The Victorian Era" which is excellent and certainly needs no improvement. This was a featured article and the kind of writing I would expect from a senior contributor. "Queen Victoria," in my extimation, is not. Both articles have the identical picture of a young Queen Victoria at the top right of the page, so there is the possibility of confusing them at first glance. I don't want to waste my time trying to improve articles like "Queen Victoria" if that's the sort of thing that's actually considered first-rate Uncyclopedia writing. Frenchfried

Yep, we're talking about that one. I see that PP left a long message on your talk page. Did you read it? ~ Mordillo where is my SHITCUNTING? 12:51, 1 January 2008 (UTC)

I was bored before

Thanks for making me unbored!   Le Cejak • <-> (Dec 31) 17:53

"Shuffling meat around"? Aren't you Jewish? Or is that some childish joke you're playing on visitors to your talk page?   Le Cejak • <-> (Dec 31) 17:53

Hmmmm...what's me being Jewish have to do with shuffling meat around?! ~ Mordillo where is my SHITCUNTING? 12:51, 1 January 2008 (UTC)

You're not supposed to be eating... meat... right? No meat! Or am I just being American again, and I don't understand foreign cultures? (BTW, are YOU the writer of that front page thingy? Thank you!)   Le Cejak • <-> (Jan 1) 15:17

You really need to get you Jewishness better :). We're allowed to eat meat, but it has to be Kosher, i.e. - no pigs and it must be slaughtered in a certain way. Since I'm secular, I eat just about anything. And YES I wrote those, and you're very welcome! ~ Mordillo where is my SHITCUNTING? 16:35, 1 January 2008 (UTC)

Thanks for that

Yah, thanks for pointing out that whole Hell thing. It just had that big steamroller sign at the top so i thought it was fair game, y'know?

One more thing.. This is how your suppose to contact people directly through this site right?? lol

--Caveman Betty 03:07, 3 January 2008 (UTC)

Thanks

--Æ 00:38, 1 January 2008 (UTC)

Template:MonthlyAwards

Since you can edit protected pages, where it says "wrote", can you link to Alberto Gonzales. Thanks --Æ 12:58, 1 January 2008 (UTC)

Talk:Jim Crow

Sid Precious 23:20, 1 January 2008 (UTC)See my discussion page.

Would be easier to post it on Pee review no? ~ Mordillo where is my SHITCUNTING? 23:30, 1 January 2008 (UTC)

Would be easier/nicer to tell me how vs. deleting the article?

Thanks for the vote and the nom!

On behalf of Prettiestpretty, Mrs. Edwin Standish of Shaker Heights Ohio Wife, mother and Daughter of the American Revolution appreciates your vote for Why?:Have Humongous Breasts Appreciatively and with warmest regards, Mrs. Edwin Standish

Dame GUN PotY WotM 2xPotM 17xVFH VFP Poo PMS •YAP• 01:13, 2 January 2008 (UTC)

That was a speedy one eh? :) ~ Mordillo where is my SHITCUNTING? 07:44, 2 January 2008 (UTC)

VFH

Since it's Martial Law now, do you think you could put a template on the main page directing people to vote? There's an ok one here, I think. - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 22:15, Jan 2

That is one ugly template isn't it? ~ Mordillo where is my SHITCUNTING? 23:10, 2 January 2008 (UTC)

I prefer "attention-grabbing". - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 23:13, Jan 2

Nah, I think ugly as hell is more to the point here. But it'll do. :) ~ Mordillo where is my SHITCUNTING? 23:14, 2 January 2008 (UTC)

I don't know if you've already got one, but here's a...

#1 Grampa   Le Cejak • <-> (Jan 3) 00:36

I don't even have any lasting marks from the abuse! Go dad! - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 00:46, Jan 3

As a side note, yes!-Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 01:02, 3 January 2008 (UTC)

Did I adopt MO as well?! Mmmmm....must have been a nasty ordeal, I can't imagine why I can't remember it. And on a serious note, it was a real pleasure gents! :) ~ Mordillo where is my SHITCUNTING? 13:54, 3 January 2008 (UTC)

Hey, Prick!

What the fuck is the deal with you? can't you read? flame wars are OKAY! that is what I am doing with the Thailand article. royalists like you and Ace attacker are pussies, because you are afraid to offend. well guess what: Bhumibol is a fucking patsy. there you go, you SOB. you are going to ban me because you are emotionally insecure and feel threatened, but that's okay, I don't mind. I will come back one way or another (to flame the Thai article some more, so be prepared!) Killfeetking 20:31, 3 January 2008 (UTC)

Your problem is that you fail to understand the reason I banned you. I banned your original account for messing with another user page. Pure and simple. I don't care that much about the Thai article. Royalist? I'm Israeli for fuck's sake. I got enough problems in my region without worrying about the damn Thai monarch. Pity that you declared an all out war that you cannot possibly win. ~ Mordillo where is my SHITCUNTING? 23:52, 3 January 2008 (UTC)

Your opinion matters

Could you take a read through Vice President and tell me what you think? I've had one comment that a reader didn't find it funny and that I should have gone for the cheap laughs and focused on VICE instead of the idea of being second best. Dame GUN PotY WotM 2xPotM 17xVFH VFP Poo PMS •YAP• 01:14, 4 January 2008 (UTC)

Rule of thumb....cheap laughs are almost never as good as what is down.-Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 02:23, 4 January 2008 (UTC)

Just wondering what QA means

"Fails QA"--does that mean "fails quick assessment" or something like that? Also just wondering about why the Magical Ear of Corn article was deleted...I just made it up from something someone else redlinked on NCLB page. Any advice for how to improve in the future? Thanks.--72.153.239.65 06:33, 4 January 2008 (UTC)

It means "Quality Assurance". The article seems, basically, like a random block of text with no formatting and I couldn't really understand what it was all about. I'd read the HTBFNJS for a start and maybe some formatting links. You can also look at the featured content to better understand the nature or articles around here. I restored it and put a construction tag on it. Good luck! (p.s. - why not register an account?) ~ Mordillo where is my SHITCUNTING? 07:08, 4 January 2008 (UTC)

Sporking contents and templates from Uncyclopedia in Traditional Chinese

Hello Mordillo! I'm sporking some contents and templates from Uncyclopedia in Traditional Chinese. Maybe some contents and templates are less humor after the language change, they will be mostly used properly as possible.

Please feel free to share your feeling for improvement, thanks!

Jacaranda 21:30, 4 January 2008 (UTC)

Howdy

How's your first month or so of admin-ship treating you?-Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 03:13, 5 January 2008 (UTC)

On the one hand, it's loads of fun, I can manage a lot I always wanted to clean around, makes your truly feel like you're home :). On the other hand, it completely diminished your ability to write anything, at least for the time being, and you always end up being involved in Drama, somehow. I had days around I could actually understand why most of the admins become semi-active after a while... ~ Mordillo where is my SHITCUNTING? 19:15, 5 January 2008 (UTC)

It sounds kinda hard... Don't become semi-active! I LOVE YOU MORDILLO!! those last two statements are loosely related.   Le Cejak • <-> Jan 5 (19:59)

Don't worry about it, I love this place too much. You too. And these are not related at all. ~ Mordillo where is my SHITCUNTING? 20:05, 5 January 2008 (UTC)

What do you mean "You're copying and pasting this to people"?

Sorry I haven't been on over christmas, but I guess alot of people haven't too. I'll work to make up for stuff I haven't done, maybe do more... and shall also cough pointedly towards NotM in the hope that someone might, yknow... *cough* ~Fag x FS

81.180.65.2

Aww, did you have to ban 81.180.65.2? I wanted to hear it say more funny stuff! -- Kippy the Elf Talk Works ☃ 07:28, Jan. 8, 2008

He gave me a rash. ~ Mordillo where is my SHITCUNTING? 08:19, 8 January 2008 (UTC)

My block

Why did you block me and not allow me to appeal on my talk page. You said my edits where questionable and that I was using sock puppets. The only reason I had another account is because I forgot the password for the first account that I created. This account only had a few edits so I decided to start again with a more memorable pass word and username similar to that of my en:Wikipedia username. As for my questionable edits, they probably were but I did not see anyone revert any of them. If this is the case and they where not removed then it mustn't be all that bad.My first account is unusable, it cannot be used ever unless I guess whatever password I chose when it was created. So really it isn't a sock puppet. Could you please unblock my account. I am here to do funny things if poss. Not everyone has the same sense of humor but I do think that some people will find my spurious editions funny. I am also here to let of steam, especially after creating serious articles on the English Wikipedia. 202.148.228.19 04:41, 10 January 2008 (UTC)

I think there might be some confusion. I chose the name Nikullllll with all the l's on the end due to the fact that Nikkull was taken. I have no connection with this Nikkull, if I wanted a sock puppet for malicious use I would not choose a name similar to the previous, that would be soooooo obvious. I was using another called User:Jackp but forgot the password, so I created a new account. The only reason I know about this other user is becuase I went through your contribs and saw all the reverts that you made to this other user. I then realised the mistake that you made and how obvious this may have seemed at the time, but this is not the case. The other user is not connected to me apart from the Jackp which is unusable anyway. You also put some kind of message on his user page saying that my account was his inner sock, this should also be removed. Thanks 202.148.228.19 01:55, 11 January 2008 (UTC)

OK. You got me completely confused. Which is your original user, which got banned and which are you using now, if any? ~ Mordillo where is my SHITCUNTING? 10:00, 13 January 2008 (UTC)

Pester, annoy, beg

Just wanted to pester, annoy, and beg you to put in the newest submissions for Forum:VFH voting contest is on! to the template on the main page.     EugeneKay wuz here (whine thank)   22:12, Friday 11 January 2008  

Hellooo, sorry for the late response. I'll reinstigate as soon as the PLS is over, and then put everything you want on :). ~ Mordillo where is my SHITCUNTING? 09:54, 13 January 2008 (UTC)

Re: NXWave's block

Per your request that I discuss further action on NXWave's block with you: I'm seriously considering giving NXWave a permanent vacation. I'm almost certain he's evaded his ban multiple times (per UnNews:NXWave declares Jihad on Uncyclopedia's deleted history and the contribs of both IPs. I'd do it myself, but I'd have to unblock him to reblock him, and really, this is your pet case. Thoughts? —Hinoa talk.kun 03:19, 13 January 2008 (UTC)

Ha, a guy just can't take his girlfriend to a surprised weekend in Istanbul without an angry banned user trying to force him into retirement. Sheesh. Thanks for that, I'll do the honors myself. Sad thing is, he could have stopped it long time ago, be he just kept pushing...oh well. ~ Mordillo where is my SHITCUNTING? 09:37, 13 January 2008 (UTC)

Check your email, Please.

Also [2] --83.216.180.218 14:18, 13 January 2008 (UTC)

Re: Featuring

I haven't featured a single article, nor can I, as I don't have the ability to edit Template:Featuredarticle/queue. I haven't closed any nominations, either. In short, no clue what you're talking about. – Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize • writings • critchat) 14:26 Jan 13, 2008

No worries. :) – Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize • writings • critchat) 15:59 Jan 13, 2008

Can you make sure that more articles that I have written are featured. I'm sure that would help to remedy the quality issue too. Thanks. -- Sir Mhaille  (talk to me)

I OBEY ~ Mordillo where is my SHITCUNTING? 17:23, 13 January 2008 (UTC)

What bits do you miss?

It may well be the case that it was humor rather than humour so I did not get it. What in particular do you miss? – Preceding unsigned comment added by Pandora. (talk • contribs) The hell description in the old version seems to be more comprehensive than the ones you put instead. ~ Mordillo where is my SHITCUNTING? 19:18, 14 January 2008 (UTC)

Hell

Read it to myself and reaised it was not much of an improvement. So I'm re-re-writing it. – Preceding unsigned comment added by Pandora. (talk • contribs) All right. Drop me a line if you need help. ~ Mordillo where is my SHITCUNTING? 20:07, 14 January 2008 (UTC)

Mrs Goggins Trophy

Am contacting you as requested...

Answered on your talk page. ~ Mordillo where is my SHITCUNTING? 09:59, 15 January 2008 (UTC)

Ah, I think I can explain the three different accounts - one is my home IP, another would be my work IP and the third would be one of the people who features heavily in the article and had my permission to edit, so no vandals and I'm happy with the page. Hope this clears everything up.

Uhh, a userpage that's just about a tournament of Pro Evo between several friends? A long userpage, with a bunch of photos of said friends on it? And no edits to any other part of the wiki by either the user or these other persons mentioned above? At what point does the "vanity" alarm start clanging? Are they not treating this corner of the site as their little blog? There are other ways to blog, no? OK, it's not strictly against UN:VAIN, but, well, surely there are other places for this? Mr Admin? Sir? Any thoughts? (Not trying to be antagonistic, just genuinely puzzled). --Sir Under User (Hi, How Are You?) VFH KUN 15:59, 15 January 2008 (UTC)

As long as they don't mess with the main space and cause any harm, I don't mind that much. For a shorter explanation - see this. ~ Mordillo where is my SHITCUNTING? 16:03, 15 January 2008 (UTC)

Ah. 'Nuff said. Thank'ee sir. /tugs forelock. That's "forelock". I said forelock. (Honestly, some people and their dirty minds!) --Sir Under User (Hi, How Are You?) VFH KUN 16:07, 15 January 2008 (UTC)

/me have no idea what a forelock is, but some dirty images do come to mind... ~ Mordillo where is my SHITCUNTING? 16:08, 15 January 2008 (UTC)

You wanted to be Cajeked?

Which article you want reviewed, Mordillo?   Le Cejak • <-> Jan 15 (15:18)

Cajek me the Polish Inquisition please. A new entry already exist in the pee line. Thanks! ~ Mordillo where is my SHITCUNTING? 15:39, 15 January 2008 (UTC)

Yippee! I just started. I translate it back to Korea and, by the way.   Le Cejak • <-> Jan 15 (15:47)

Oh god, you might want to place an epileptic seizure warning on the top.... ~ Mordillo where is my SHITCUNTING? 15:48, 15 January 2008 (UTC)

A jolly feedback

Hi there Mr Mordillo. Sorry if i´m not quite used to the english language uncyclopedia regulations, i find them rather confusing compared to my native uncyclopedia language. I was, at first sight, very concerned with the replacing of an ICU tag, which merely said the article needed minor grammar corrections and a better timeline for the story for a WIP that stated that if the article was not finished "within seven days, this page will not exist anymore".

If WIP has less chance to get deleted than ICU, then i believe the text in the tags are somehow confusing users into thinking otherwise.

Btw, that article is not mine. I have not created it not have i written anything significative for its storyline as i just made up some grammar corrections after i was asked by Brazilian Uncyclopedians to fix their grammar mistakes. Anyway, i doubt the page will be deleted after its finished up though as it seems to be a well-ilustrated and rather funny article who just needs a bit of spelling and grammar reviews.

Due to what i demonstrated above, i find rather strange to see that article getting so quickly trown into the huffing-machine wait line. Shame isn't it?

-Kohl 19:47, 16 January 2008 (UTC)

Hey, how's it hanging!

You are the featured Uncyclopedian on the cover latest issue of UnNews Sunday Magazine. Dame GUN PotY WotM 2xPotM 17xVFH VFP Poo PMS •YAP• 22:43, 19 January 2008 (UTC)

Tea?

You better be drinking a full pint of beer instead, you little pussy. Or I'll resurrect Graham Chapman from the grave as a walking Monty Python zombie to personally smack you in the face with a rubber chicken while wearing a ful suit of armor.

You think I'm kidding? WATCH ME BITCH. YOU JUST WAIT AND SEE. That's right, bottoms up, drink all of it...here, have another beer while you're at it. Shit, have one on the merry fucking Queen! God Save The Queen! And her jolly fucking brew (these were the last dying words of Admiral Lord Nelson, you better have respect, you little punk!).--PericlesofAthens 10:50, 20 January 2008 (UTC)

Thanks for Voting

GopherKiller has given you a free ticket to ride Superman Tower of Bloody Severed Legs for voting on UnNews:Six Flags to sell severed legs in gift shop.

Have Fun! Remember, avoid those rednecks at all costs. They want your legs.--GopherKiller Questions? Comments? 14:43, 20 January 2008 (UTC)

Those rednecks bastards! ~ Mordillo where is my SHITCUNTING? 14:43, 20 January 2008 (UTC)

You said that you missed me!

Apparently, you miss me! I lo- like you too Mordillo!! You're a sweetheart.   Le Cejak • <-> Jan 21 (15:26) Too bad I'm not a blond woman eh? :) ~ Mordillo where is my SHITCUNTING? 18:23, 21 January 2008 (UTC)

Tokio Hotel

Why was it nominated for deletion? Are you some kinda emo fan-boy? Oxygenetik 09:55, 22 January 2008 (UTC)

Why? Because I fail to find any humor in it. You can vote against its deletion here. ~ Mordillo where is my SHITCUNTING? 09:57, 22 January 2008 (UTC)

Polish Inquisition

Just thought I'd comment, following my drive-by on the review: I really like the changes you're making. (I'm not lurking, you understand, just filling in ten minutes before I can get out of this office and escape for another evening of precious, precious liberty!) --Sir Under User (Hi, How Are You?) VFH KUN 16:52, 22 January 2008 (UTC)

Thanks! :) I didn't get the chance that I appreciated your review, and that of Cajek's and MrN, that really gave me an idea of how the tuning should look like. Funny how humor that looks very obvious to you may be completely lost on others from a different cultural background... ~ Mordillo where is my SHITCUNTING? 17:39, 22 January 2008 (UTC)

About me

...and user:Crea(te)dit. We are now admins on Hikipedia and I think you promised us some sort of honorary ban? =) (If you have something to say, please answer to my talk page, thank you!) --Black Eagle 18:19, 22 January 2008 (UTC)

Reminding. --Black Eagle 07:19, 27 January 2008 (UTC)

Thank you!

I LOVES MY MORDILLO! /me sends Modillo sweet kisses for his faith in Why?:Have Humongous Breasts Every girl should have you around the house! Hugs, Dame GUN PotY WotM 2xPotM 17xVFH VFP Poo PMS •YAP• 22:56, 22 January 2008 (UTC)

My girlfriend says the same :) ~ Mordillo where is my SHITCUNTING? 23:00, 22 January 2008 (UTC)

Yes, but has she endowed you with a foreskin as I have? And my challah is better because its made with love... Dame GUN PotY WotM 2xPotM 17xVFH VFP Poo PMS •YAP• 23:20, 22 January 2008 (UTC)

You win on the foreskin front! ~ Mordillo where is my SHITCUNTING? 23:27, 22 January 2008 (UTC)

If you can then, please fine sir - I need a cover story Idea for the upcoming issue of UnNews Sunday. Any help is appreciated.... Dame GUN PotY WotM 2xPotM 17xVFH VFP Poo PMS •YAP• 00:58, 23 January 2008 (UTC)

The main one or the Uncyclopedian one? ~ Mordillo where is my SHITCUNTING? 07:34, 23 January 2008 (UTC)

My apolgees

I known Anarchy UK personally and is a good friend of mine. I was just pulling his leg and he was sat next to me when i sent it. Sorry for any inconviniance (and bad spelling) -- C. Norris ^(talk) 10:22, 23 January 2008 (UTC)

No worries. ~ Mordillo where is my SHITCUNTING? 11:46, 23 January 2008 (UTC)

Hi, i can confirm i know this guy, Mr C. Norris. He's a "friend"

AnarchyUK ^(talk) 12:51, 23 January 2008 (UTC)

Like I said, it's OK. And both of you please fix your sigs. ~ Mordillo where is my SHITCUNTING? 12:53, 23 January 2008 (UTC)

You IP banned the wrong guy

I'm not the one you're looking for. The person who made the alternate account that you banned me for was Kpmartin18. He isn't me, either.

Now try to calm down. Take a few breaths, and say that again so I can understand what the fuck you want. And if you use the word fuck on my talk page again, I'll ban the living daylights out of you. ~ Mordillo where is my SHITCUNTING? 16:17, 23 January 2008 (UTC)

Alright. I am Jeebuss. I was banned for ban evasion, when I didn't even attempt that. The three IPs that were used to insult you on my talk page (that is, 65.49.14.28, 67.159.41.98, and 71.245.240.136) were all used by Kpmartin18. He even told me that he had gotten me banned, for you see, we actually DO know each other in real life. So, if you would be so kind as to unban me and ban him instead, I would be really happy. After all, I would really hate to be accused of a crime I did not commit.

A crime you didn't commit? You could escape from a maximum security stockade to the Los Angeles underground! Just a suggestion is all. --Sir Under User (Hi, How Are You?) VFH KUN 16:26, 23 January 2008 (UTC)

I'll think it over, don't know if it was you or your friend, but I'm basically tempted to infiniban both of you and huff your user pages. I'll get back to you after I'll do some checks who was who. ~ Mordillo where is my SHITCUNTING? 16:35, 23 January 2008 (UTC)

Small point of order

That VFH you just failed? he did get a review. It wasn't a good review, and it wasn't a positive review, but it was a review nonetheless.

It should still fail though! --Sir Under User (Hi, How Are You?) VFH KUN 10:29, 25 January 2008 (UTC)

Thanks for that, I looked for it and didn't find it. It will probably fail soon enough...:) ~ Mordillo where is my SHITCUNTING? 19:59, 25 January 2008 (UTC)

Signature

Why was my signature deleted? - User:Slavemaster2 2:57 25 January 2008

Not your signature. You created it in the mainspace. AE moved it into user:Slavemaster2/sig, and I just removed the redirect that was created. ~ Mordillo where is my SHITCUNTING? 19:58, 25 January 2008 (UTC)