User talk:Black Eagle

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Thanks! Though I'm not an inexperienced editor, I'm actually almost administrator in Hikipedia. (Which means that we have election and I have most + votes and least - votes.) =) --Black Eagle 19:16, 7 January 2008 (UTC)

Let me know when you win, we'll give you an honorary ban here, as the custom demands :) ~ Mordillo where is my ORGASM? 20:49, 7 January 2008 (UTC)

Just to correct: I have right now more percents of votes than Black Eagle has. Users Wooohooo and Traani are also maybe going to be SysOps. :) --Crea(te)dit 14:32, 17 January 2008 (UTC)

Do not start this discussion here. We'll see what Ukon poika will say now that I have specified my politics. And I still don't like Sankaritar nor Kaski. Black Eagle 17:57, 17 January 2008 (UTC)

We're all (me, Traani, Wooohooo and Luoma aka Crea(te)dit) admins now. =) I don't know what the template is, but if somebody care to put one here ith external link to http://hiki.pedia.ws/wiki/K%C3%A4ytt%C3%A4j%C3%A4:Black_Eagle. Thanks! (I will make a short English version of my page, so that everybody can understand it.) --Black Eagle 16:54, 22 January 2008 (UTC)

Ermmm...

Do you mean to tell me that you missed your honorary ban? ~ Mordillo where is my ORGASM? 07:38, 27 January 2008 (UTC)

Well see what you wrote above. The election ended some time ago and I'm now admin. You told me that you have something, template/ban or something. Also user:Crea(te)dit gained adminship, so give him something too? --Black Eagle 08:36, 27 January 2008 (UTC)

First, look at this. And I'll give you a couple of templates. Hold on. ~ Mordillo where is my ORGASM? 08:44, 27 January 2008 (UTC)

Thanks! I wasn't home, but I hope it doesn't matter you. I'll be waiting. --Black Eagle 12:03, 27 January 2008 (UTC)

Finnish

Hya, please refrain from using Finnish on non Finnish speaking users, as with Luwy's case. Thanks. ~ 19:59, 8 March 2008 (UTC)

Err...Hello? Am I getting through here? ~ 20:02, 8 March 2008 (UTC)

Read his/her userpage again. He/she speaks Finnish. Black Eagle 20:03, 8 March 2008 (UTC)

It's a she and I seriously doubt that. For future reference, it is best if you talk with me before you revert me. Also, your friend the Finnish vandal was indef banned today. ~ 20:05, 8 March 2008 (UTC)

It's okay Sankaritar banned, I'm actually pretty happy about that. And what comes to Luvvy, I have seen her speaking Finnish on Sankaritar's talk page. =) Black Eagle 20:07, 8 March 2008 (UTC)

Really? I'm throughly surprised. OK then! ~ 20:08, 8 March 2008 (UTC)

Yeah, I'm Finnish speaking. English comes in on the menu as a good third, I think I've got about eleven languages in total that I understand... -- Luverly - (Contribs) (Talk) Grammar Nazi, Mum , BFF & NotM, CUN , GMP . - Perkele! 18:17, 12 Mar

Äidinkielesi on siis ruotsi, niinkö? Black Eagle 18:19, 12 March 2008 (UTC)

Finnjäveln märkte det äntligen :P Joo, Hurrihan minä. -- Luverly - (Contribs) (Talk) Grammar Nazi, Mum , BFF & NotM, CUN , GMP . - Perkele! 18:56, 12 Mar

Unsisterhood

Black Eagle, I see now that you're an admin. . . Have you considered joining the Unsisterhood? I've had some gender probs. in my invites, so just click "Unsis" in my sig, go to the sorority, and join yourself up to either the mistress (if you're a girl) or hono(u)rific (guy) pussy list. . . OK? -XOXOXO, Love ya! Sk8R Grl UnSis Dude Slut! 16:02, 12 March 2008 (UTC)

You mean that I'm admin on Hikipedia? Well, I guess I can take a look... Black Eagle 17:17, 12 March 2008 (UTC)

Älä missään helvetin nimessä rohkaise sitä, se peikkoilee täällä ja meillä alkaa mopo karata käsistä sen kanssa. Ja jos haluat, saat kyllä KunniaPillun tittelin... Sano vaan, niin saat nätin mallineen sivullesi... ;) -- Luverly - (Contribs) (Talk) Grammar Nazi, Mum , BFF & NotM, CUN , GMP . - Perkele! 18:14, 12 Mar

Juu, vähän ihmettelin, että miksi kukaan haluaisi olla vapaaehtoisesti kunniapillu... =P Mitäs tuo ylläoleva ystävämme on sitten oikein tehnyt? Black Eagle 18:15, 12 March 2008 (UTC)

Joko käyttäjäsivultani tuonne irkkiin meikäläisen kanavalle tai sitten jatketaan Hikissä jommankumman käyttäjäsivulla. Jookos? -- Luverly - (Contribs) (Talk) Grammar Nazi, Mum , BFF & NotM, CUN , GMP . - Perkele! 18:37, 12 Mar

Juu, tuo minun keskustelusivu Hikissä on hyvä. Black Eagle 19:05, 12 March 2008 (UTC)