User talk:Sk8R Grl

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A very warm welcome to Uncyclopedia

Ahoy, Sk8R Grl! Welcome to Uncyclopedia! This message was placed semi-automatically: I didn't write this up specifically for you, but I did happen to notice your contributions and have decided that you are worthy of the rank of Member of Uncyclopedia, usually abbreviated to MUN. Or not, I mean even if you suck you can still be a MUN just by making an account. In other words, you are not special. Not yet.

Links galore!

But, if you would like to become special, you're in luck! I have some links for you that will help you "learn the ropes" so to say. Behold!

• The Noob Bible
• The Gripping Sequel to the Noob Bible: Noob Bible 2
• Everything you ever wanted to know about Uncyclopedia, but were afraid to ask

Oh no, you haven't even been here that long and you're already being assigned homework! Not to worry, if you want to skip these for now, that's okay but not recommended. You could probably get away with paying no attention to anything you see here. I never read anything on this site, actually. I just close my eyes and type. If you want to learn to navigate Uncyclopedia using echolocation like I do, however, you need to have the following text memorized:

• HTBFANJS (otherwise known as How To Be Funny And Not Just Stupid)

HOLY SHIT this is an important one. You will see this simple, easy to remember acronym all over the site. This is the ABCs of humor writing. Take it from me: we have it down and we want to pass our knowledge on to you. Read that article. Read it again. Finished? Congratulations, you are now funny.

I've got some other cool things for you to read so that you don't come bitching and crying to me with stupid questions.

• About Uncyclopedia and The five pliers of Uncyclopedia
• Help Pages - if you need help with a specific issue
• Our Vanity Policies - why we don't care about your friends being gay, although we might care about your teachers.

Starting an article

Alright, so I'm going to assume that you have at least read HTBFANJS by now. That's good. You're officially ready to start writing. A lot of new writers like to make their articles in the mainspace (that is, where most articles are that you have probably been reading are located) and sometimes they even put a {{construction}} tag on it. While the {{construction}} tag protects your new, unfinished article for a week, it's not necessarily the smartest way to go about things. Try this instead: start your articles at User:Sk8R Grl/Article Name Here and take all the time you need. Admins won't delete anything in your namespace unless you ask them to. This is a much safer way to write your articles and helps avoid the frustration that many new users experience when they find that their articles have been deleted.

Signatures

See my cute little signature there at the end? It's nice, huh? If you want to make one too, that's fine. It's simple: make a page called User:Sk8R Grl/sig, fill it with goodies, and save. Go to Preferences up in the top right-hand corner and check Raw Signatures. Paste User:Sk8R Grl/sig into the text field and hit save. Magic. Go test it out over at the sandbox to make sure it works. Need help? Contact me and I'll be more than happy to assist you.

I'm SysRq, and this concludes my court ordered community service.

A few more things

This is a good place to go when you're not writing articles. It lists off all of the tedious, boring chores that just plain need to get done around here. This site wouldn't run without people doing their chores. We all gotta do it at some point. Won't you pitch in every once in a while?

There's a magical little place around here called Pee Review. I happen to belong to an elite organization dedicated to reviewing articles for other users. This is a great resource for you to use when writing your articles if you want a second opinion. Simply copy the name of your article into the text field at the bottom and presto! Your Pee Review request is added to the queue. A reviewer should be along to offer you insight within a few days. If you feel your review was poor quality, take it up with us and we'll take care of it. At the same time, you're welcome to help out! Just select an article you want to review and get to it. Just be sure to read the guidelines before doing so.

Oh, and I also happen to lead another elite organization known as Imperial Colonization. What we do is take articles that lots of people are probably looking up (like Twilight or Al Gore) and improve that article collectively. It's a collaborative effort that relies on the participation of its members. We pick a new article every week; you can see our Colonization of the Week on the Main Page. Why am I telling you all this? Because I want YOU to help out! We're always looking for new editors to join the effort and help tame the wilderness that is Uncyc. Just visit the IC page and request membership.

Finally, if you want to really become a part of the community here at Uncyclopedia, you'll need to know about the goings-on of this sick little site. Just sign up to have Uncyclopedia's own community newsletter, the UnSignpost, delivered right here to your talk page.

I know, I'm quite long winded. I hope that this welcome message has been helpful; if it has not been, and you still have questions, seek me out at my talk page. Also, you may want to consider applying to the Adopt-a-Noob program, where you can get an experienced editor such as myself to coach you through your first few articles. Again, welcome, and good luck! ~Minitrue Sir SysRq! Talk! Sex! =/ GUN • WotM • RotM • AotM • VFH • SK • PEEING • HP • BFF @ 02:00 Feb 29

You called?

I know, I'm fast. Says on the template thing that you just need help with your userpage? ~Minitrue Sir SysRq! Talk! Sex! =/ GUN • WotM • RotM • AotM • VFH • SK • PEEING • HP • BFF @ 04:13 Feb 29

Yeah, I'm a total n00b and I was hoping you could give me some advice on how to make my page look really nice. thnx 4 ur help, --Sk8R Grl 16:33, 29 February 2008 (UTC)

Well, some people like to set up their userpages like biographical articles. Others have simple tables with a bibliography and some uploaded images and such. My old userpage had a pretty original design. What were you thinking of doing? ~Minitrue Sir SysRq! Talk! Sex! =/ GUN • WotM • RotM • AotM • VFH • SK • PEEING • HP • BFF @ 20:22 Feb 29

I want my page to tell about who I am, like I like Toby Keith & Avril Lavigne; I also want to say a little about what I wanna do on U, which is proofread articles and make a f'ng hilarious article about the man/woman/turtle/???!!! Kenny Chesney. P.S. Thnx so much 4 taking the time to help me!!!!  :-) --Sk8R Grl 20:54, 29 February 2008 (UTC)

Yerr, let me just remind you that, while we don't scream this from the rooftops like Wikipedia does, Uncyclopedia is NOT a social networking site, so we don't really care about your tastes in music and such. Try checking out some other userpages to see what I mean. Your userpage is really more for information on your Uncyclopedia related activities. I can help you set something up, what with colo(u)rful tables and whatnot. I'll set something up as your bibliography, and also give you some basic formatting stuff to work on. But ultimately, the content is up to you. Just try to follow other examples to make the content consistent with other userpages. Not like anyone really cares about your userpage, we really just want to see you out there doing important and interesting stuff. Have you thought about getting involved with Adopt-a-noob? I'd be more than happy to formally "adopt" you and help you start out on the right foot here. ~Minitrue Sir SysRq! Talk! Sex! =/ GUN • WotM • RotM • AotM • VFH • SK • PEEING • HP • BFF @ 21:05 Feb 29

Thnx. I'd really like that. --Sk8R Grl 21:10, 29 February 2008 (UTC)

Alright, I'll take care of the appropriate adoption templates. They're not really formal, they just say that I've adopted you. I've got some things I want you to do for practice editing and such, worry about your userpage later. I'll be taking care of that on my userspace. For now, go ahead and make a page called User:Sk8R Grl/Sandbox (you can just click on that red link if you want, or type it into the search bar) and put something there. Anything. I really don't care what you put there, just create the page and I'll be there to help you with that in a sec. ~Minitrue Sir SysRq! Talk! Sex! =/ GUN • WotM • RotM • AotM • VFH • SK • PEEING • HP • BFF @ 21:16 Feb 29

ok, its up. thnx. I'll take the help template off now. I know I say thnx a lot, but i mean it. thnx (again!) --Sk8R Grl 21:44, 29 February 2008 (UTC) o, and is the mike myers pic ok 2 keep?--Sk8R Grl 21:51, 29 February 2008 (UTC)

Thanks!

Lucky Lindy presents you with this Charles Lindbergh Signature Aerial Atlantic Aviator Watch (estimated value: $4 Civil War bucks) Thanks for voting for Charles Lindbergh over at that crazy VFH thing.

~Minitrue Sir SysRq! Talk! Sex! =/ GUN • WotM • RotM • AotM • VFH • SK • PEEING • HP • BFF @ 17:51 Mar 1

On UotM

A much as I appreciate the gesture, I have to say that I don't really believe that I'm deserving of UotM, or that I even really have a chance. UotM is a little more than a popularity contest, and if you look at all the work that UU has done, I think he's certainly done more for the site than I have. Whether or not you change your vote is up to you, I mean it'd be really cool to win, and I won't lie to you and say that it wouldn't be nice to at least see how well I do this month. But I just want you to be open to voting for other users, and not just your friends. Having an unbiased vote is important on this site, because that's the only way that awards go to the one who is really deserving. If you're nominating me because you think I deserve it, then I'll accept your nomination and thank you very kindly for it. If you're nominating me just because I'm your adopter, then please reconsider. ~Minitrue Sir SysRq! Talk! Sex! =/ GUN • WotM • RotM • AotM • VFH • SK • PEEING • HP • BFF @ 19:29 Mar 1

I assure you I voted for you because I do think you deserve it. And I read some of your articles, and they're fucking hilarious. I just read HowTo:Pee_In_a_Cup. I'd say you're almost at a Austin Powers level. (And that's saying something.) Oh, and if I find someone else whose articles are that good, I'll vote for them instead, okay? --Sk8R Grl 19:35, 1 March 2008 (UTC)

Remember that there's a difference between UotM and WotM. And I don't want you to think I don't want the award. =D ~Minitrue Sir SysRq! Talk! Sex! =/ GUN • WotM • RotM • AotM • VFH • SK • PEEING • HP • BFF @ 19:37 Mar 1

I'm glad, because I'm not changing my vote! YOU CAN'T MAKE ME!! YOU CAN'T MAKE ME!! *Screams, cries, and kicks the table* haha. I'm such a brat. :) --Sk8R Grl 20:04, 1 March 2008 (UTC)

Alright, cool. =D I'm working on a few things right now, something which will be the subject of your next lesson thingy. This is something which is going to become your new hobby, something that is really important to avoiding UGotM. Hopefully this will keep you in suspense for the next 30 minutes or so. Meet you at your sandbox. ~Minitrue Sir SysRq! Talk! Sex! =/ GUN • WotM • RotM • AotM • VFH • SK • PEEING • HP • BFF @ 20:07 Mar 1

Sounds fantastic. What's the lesson gonna be? Are ya gonna tell me? Huh?! Huh?!! Huh?!!! haha--Sk8R Grl 20:20, 1 March 2008 (UTC)

Your soda.

~Minitrue Sir SysRq! Talk! Sex! =/ GUN • WotM • RotM • AotM • VFH • SK • PEEING • HP • BFF @ 00:31 Mar 2

thanks. I'll start acting my age. . . . . Now. --Sk8R Grl 00:41, 2 March 2008 (UTC)

GRAAHSIG

You're not listening. Your sig is still spitting code all over the place. Make sure you have subst: in your preferences. ~Minitrue Sir SysRq! Talk! Sex! =/ GUN • WotM • RotM • AotM • VFH • SK • PEEING • HP • BFF @ 00:59 Mar 6

any better? the subst: was in CAPS, I wonder if that makes any difference? I took the CAPS off that part. ---XOXOXO, Love ya! Sk8R Grl

Still there. And you you need to be signing with 4 tildes so that you get your timestamp in there too. Show me what you have in your preferences. ~Minitrue Sir SysRq! Talk! Sex! =/ GUN • WotM • RotM • AotM • VFH • SK • PEEING • HP • BFF @ 01:27 Mar 6

{{subst:User:Sk8R Grl/sig}}. And I'm signing with 4 right now. -XOXOXO, Love ya! Sk8R Grl 01:29, 6 March 2008 (UTC)

Do you have Raw Signature checked? ~Minitrue Sir SysRq! Talk! Sex! =/ GUN • WotM • RotM • AotM • VFH • SK • PEEING • HP • BFF @ 01:41 Mar 6

yeah, should I uncheck it?-XOXOXO, Love ya! Sk8R Grl 01:45, 6 March 2008 (UTC)

Fuck, no, it's supposed to be checked. What browser are you using? ~Minitrue Sir SysRq! Talk! Sex! =/ GUN • WotM • RotM • AotM • VFH • SK • PEEING • HP • BFF @ 01:53 Mar 6

IE. And I don't know how good you are with computers, so don't fuck around with mine or I'll hit you. And no, I can't change my browser. Any ideas? -XOXOXO, Love ya! Sk8R Grl 02:00, 6 March 2008 (UTC)

Hard reload and see if that works. ~Minitrue Sir SysRq! Talk! Sex! =/ GUN • WotM • RotM • AotM • VFH • SK • PEEING • HP • BFF @ 02:06 Mar 6

nope, sorry. -XOXOXO, Love ya! Sk8R Grl 02:08, 6 March 2008 (UTC)

Lifted straight from my talk page

Just FYI, the problem with the spitting code is that she's got {{subst:User:Sk8R Grl/sig}}, when it needs to be {{subst:nosubst|User:Sk8R Grl/sig}} (bold for emphasis). –—Hv (talk) 6/03 16:22

God, I feel like an idiot. ~Minitrue Sir SysRq! Talk! Sex! =/ GUN • WotM • RotM • AotM • VFH • SK • PEEING • HP • BFF @ 16:28 Mar 6

well, don't. We all make mistakes. I'm just glad it's not my computer. :D better now? -XOXOXO, Love ya! Sk8R Grl UnSis Dude Slut! 16:32, 6 March 2008 (UTC)

woo-hoo! it worked! -XOXOXO, Love ya! Sk8R Grl UnSis Dude Slut! 16:33, 6 March 2008 (UTC)

whaddya think of my new sig? -XOXOXO, Love ya! Sk8R Grl UnSis Dude Slut! 17:05, 6 March 2008 (UTC)

Shrink that picture down a little more and you're golden. ~Minitrue Sir SysRq! Talk! Sex! =/ GUN • WotM • RotM • AotM • VFH • SK • PEEING • HP • BFF @ 17:28 Mar 6

Never mind, I did it for you. Looks nice. ~Minitrue Sir SysRq! Talk! Sex! =/ GUN • WotM • RotM • AotM • VFH • SK • PEEING • HP • BFF @ 17:30 Mar 6

Great! thanks, dude! :) how can I get a line to pop up when I hover over that pic, like you did with motherfucking princess? -XOXOXO, Love ya! Sk8R Grl UnSis Dude Slut! 17:32, 6 March 2008 (UTC)

Looks like you figured it out. It's just a span title. And EVERYTHING in my sig has a tool tip when you hover over it. Yes, I mean EVERYTHING. Try it. ~Minitrue Sir SysRq! Talk! Sex! =/ GUN • WotM • RotM • AotM • VFH • SK • PEEING • HP • BFF @ 20:23 Mar 6

haha cool. Quit callin' me a whore, you slut!!! ;D -XOXOXO, Love ya! Sk8R Grl UnSis Dude Slut! 23:31, 6 March 2008 (UTC)

Unsister

Hey, Luvvy! We can talk here. -XOXOXO, Love ya! Sk8R Grl UnSis Dude Slut! 00:10, 10 March 2008 (UTC)

Hmmm... This will do for now. Thank you for your vote! /me hugs the Unsister... -- DameViktoria - (Contribs) - (Talk) - (Block log) 00:12, 10 Mar

You're welcome! /me hugs you back. And thank you for not voting for SysRq, I'm mad at him 'cuz he didn't nom. me *pout* :-) -XOXOXO, Love ya! Sk8R Grl UnSis Dude Slut! 00:16, 10 March 2008 (UTC)

Now, now, you're impatient. Remember that my Daddy didn't vote for me either... -- Luverly - (Contribs) (Talk) Grammar Nazi, Mum , BFF & NotM, CUN , GMP . - Perkele! 15:32, 10 Mar

true. . . What do you think of making like a club? we could make a page called "UnSisters" and recruit other members. . . make a cool template. . . and the boys cant join!-XOXOXO, Love ya! Sk8R Grl UnSis Dude Slut! 15:38, 10 March 2008 (UTC)

We could make our own awards, too. . . Unsister of the month. . . and something we'd give to the boys but they can't vote.  :-) -XOXOXO, Love ya! Sk8R Grl UnSis Dude Slut! 15:41, 10 March 2008 (UTC)

"UnSister of the Month" just doesn't sound right... Though dibs on "Cuddlywuggums of the Month"! I'll want to have my own Luvvyfied award theme going on. I'll set that one up at some point in the distant future... ;) I was thinking of something a bit earlier, but I need to dig them out of my head. I was thinking of something else... I need some time to work on it, which I don't currently have. Also, I think I could actually mail Normal Bob and give him a heads up that we're borrowing his idea... New job makes me a bit stressed... What do I work with? Don't you know that all females on the internet are automatically Feds? though I deny any affiliation with the FBI, I can't however deny being in league with the Black Helicopters... -- Luverly - (Contribs) (Talk) Grammar Nazi, Mum , BFF & NotM, CUN , GMP . - Perkele! 15:59, 10 Mar

I was thinking of using a heart symbol and lots of pink and blue. . . Blue's my fave. I like "Cuddlywuggums. . ." Yeah, I'm lost on templates, but I can find lots of pics for those & the main page. . . the one in my sig I got from Avril Lavigne. -XOXOXO, Love ya! Sk8R Grl UnSis Dude Slut! 16:05, 10 March 2008 (UTC)

OK, sis, I'm starting User:Sk8R Grl/Unsisters now! drop by real quick so's we can start, luv. -XOXOXO, Love ya! Sk8R Grl UnSis Dude Slut! 16:13, 10 March 2008 (UTC)

Eh...?

Does that first sentence in your user page have anything to do with me? The one that mentions Black Eagle. --Black Eagle 06:00, 12 March 2008 (UTC)

Hi, Black Eagle. I've got it set up where it just says whoever's user name is looking. . . For me, it says Sk8R Grl. It kinda makes people feel included. :-) Thanks for clicking on my page, noticin', and talking to me! Welcome to the world of the Sk8R Grl! -XOXOXO, Love ya! Sk8R Grl UnSis Dude Slut! 15:27, 12 March 2008 (UTC)

Black Eagle, I see now that you're an admin. . . Have you considered joining the Unsisterhood? I've had some gender probs. in my invites, so just click "Unsis" in my sig, go to the sorority, and join yourself up to either the mistress (if you're a girl) or hono(u)rific (guy) pussy list. . . OK? -XOXOXO, Love ya! Sk8R Grl UnSis Dude Slut! 15:34, 12 March 2008 (UTC)

Friendly comment!

Hi, just letting you know that your recent actions have made the situation a little more serious than anyone really likes them to be. Please stop your little temper tantrum before I get admins to step in. Cheers! ~Minitrue Sir SysRq! Talk! Sex! =/ GUN • WotM • RotM • AotM • VFH • SK • PEEING • HP • BFF @ 17:53 Mar 12

I have to agree with your "daddy" on this. You're getting out of hand. Admins getting involved in this wouldn't be at all nice. Especially since you're still a n00b. You don't want to be labelled as a Troll. Trust me on this. Take it easy and slow down. Please. And stop inviting everyone who appears to be an admin in OTHER wikis to the Sorority. Some of them might have way shorter fuses than me and your daddy... -- Luverly - (Contribs) (Talk) Grammar Nazi, Mum , BFF & NotM, CUN , GMP . - Perkele! 18:33, 12 Mar

Sorry, Luv. I just don't get why SysRq has been acting so pissy to me lately. All I ever tried to do was be his friend. And before, he was pretty friendly, too. If I knew what I did to tick him off, I'd take it back. But it just seems like someone else took over his keyboard or something. -XOXOXO, Love ya! Sk8R Grl UnSis Dude Slut! 20:09, 12 March 2008 (UTC)

Sorry, but if I may mediate for a moment here, did you try talking to SysRq, explaining to him what he did to bother you, and sorting things out the responsible way? What you're doing is leading directly down the path of the darkside: Unresolved conflict leads to anger, anger leads to hate, hate leads to suffering. Why don't you just say what the problem is right here; "SysRq is being pissy lately" is not helpful, links to whatever he may have said are. - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 20:18, Mar 12

Not so friendly comment

You started up looking like a promising user, and you're quickly running out of the credits I gave you. Please regain your manners pronto, or it's ban time. Thanks. ~ 19:09, 12 March 2008 (UTC)

Sorry, Mordillo. SysRq used to be my best friend on here, but lately he's been really pissy. I guess I should just ignore him. P.S. If I wanted to be adopted by someone else, is that possible? -XOXOXO, Love ya! Sk8R Grl UnSis Dude Slut! 20:02, 12 March 2008 (UTC)

Yep, there's nothing in the book against moving to another adopter. ~ 20:11, 12 March 2008 (UTC)

thanks. But I wanna find out what's wrong with my Dude first. I mean, he's a great guy, and he did offer to adopt me in the first place. He just started acting like he hates me lately. I don't know what happened. -XOXOXO, Love ya! Sk8R Grl UnSis Dude Slut! 20:19, 12 March 2008 (UTC)

Could you please give some links showing examples of where SysRq has been 'pissy' to you. I have been watching what's going on here for a while, and have no idea what you are talking about Sk8RGrl. From what I have seen it appears to be the other way around. Just a few actual links from history pages (3 or 4 maybe) would suffice. If you can show me that SysRq really has been unpleasant to you, I would be happy to take over your adoption, but from what I see it really looks like you are starting to deliberately cause trouble and SysRq has been trying to calm you down. Is there something I do not know? Even if you don't want to be re-adopted, I would really like those links, and would be grateful if you could provide them. Thanks. MrN 20:22, Mar 12

Or, alternatively, what I said up above. :P - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 20:24, Mar 12

Sure guys. It started with: The Unsisterhood. "The guys' template is fine, I'd leave templating to Luvvy." Am I useless? then, I was teasing him AS A FRIEND on User talk:SysRq/awards/favoriteperson. Then, [1]. I tried to tell him he hurt me, and he made fun of me. Am I just overreacing? 'cause if I am, I'd be happy to apologize. But it seems like he's being a total asshole to me. -XOXOXO, Love ya! Sk8R Grl UnSis Dude Slut! 20:33, 12 March 2008 (UTC)

That link you provided, on SysRq's talkpage....SysRq was joking, if that's what you're talking about. We tend to do that here. Ad naseum. We don't stop. Ever. And he probably said 'leave the templating to luvvy' because you're new, and templates are generally intermediate stuff. It looks to me like you're overreacting a bit, yes. Nothing is ever serious, here, unless it absolutely has to be(like it apparently does now). - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 20:40, Mar 12

It didn't seem like joking to me, but whatever. I'm going over to apologize now. -XOXOXO, Love ya! Sk8R Grl UnSis Dude Slut! 20:46, 12 March 2008 (UTC)

Ah, that's the problem with these here interwebs. Emoticons are of limited use, and if people don't see the friendly wink you aim at the screen, you can end up in big trouble. In Little China. Or indeed in other places, depending on how fond you are of dodgy Kurt Russell movies. Don't mind me anyway, I was only popping in to say thanks, I've never been an honorary pussy before. I'll take it as a compliment, as long as I can leave the pink to Luvvy and the leaving kisses all over the place to you! ;-) --SirU.U.Esq. VFH | GUN | Natter | Uh oh | Pee 22:56, Mar 12

You shuold, Under User, as that's how it was meant. Kisses back! and THANKS! To all of you guys for helpin me get over myself! -XOXOXO, Love ya! Sk8R Grl UnSis Dude Slut! 00:35, 13 March 2008 (UTC)

/me runs in with pistols drawn

WOO what'd I miss? Oh, looks like everything's under control. Glad my colleagues could sort this out for me, I would have done it directly but I've been at work for the last 8 hours. Looks like you've calmed down quite a bit. Sorry I couldn't be here to work this out directly with you, I feel like the timing was a little bad. (since I was just getting on to check stuff on my way out the door when this happened) But I think everyone else has kinda explained things for me, and they're right. I wasn't trying to be condescending or anything, I just felt like since it was Luvvy's group that she should be the ones to make those kinds of decisions. I think that backing off of that just a little might make her feel better as well, just kinda take things easy for a while. I'm not mad at you. I feel like this whole incident will just help you to better understand how things work around here and that, as silly as we are most of the time, we have no tolerance for uncivil users. But I can assure you that no one is mad at you and that, so long as you don't pull a stunt like this again, the rest of your stay here will be a happy one. ~Minitrue Sir SysRq! Talk! Sex! =/ GUN • WotM • RotM • AotM • VFH • SK • PEEING • HP • BFF @ 02:16 Mar 13

Thanks, Dude. I got dumped by my boyfriend over the weekend, and 90% of what you said was something he had said. . . And when you said "Now let's dry those tears, cowboy," well, I was crying and he said almost exactly the same thing. . . he used to call me his cowgirl. Anyway, enough pity party; thanks for understanding. . . twice! -XOXOXO, Love ya! Sk8R Grl UnSis Dude Slut! 05:34, 13 March 2008 (UTC)

Sup kiddo!

Hey, I was just having a look-see at your edit count. Looks like you have exactly 11 mainspace edits. For a user that's been here for a couple of weeks, you sure haven't been doing much mainspacing. Get out there and make some edits! Improve a few articles, fix some spelling errors, write a paragraph or two here and there, so long as its consistent, funny, and correct. Get that edit count up to a satisfactory number and I'll graduate you, making you an independent user. Now go get 'em, tiger! ~Minitrue Sir SysRq! Talk! Sex! =/ GUN • WotM • RotM • AotM • VFH • SK • PEEING • HP • BFF @ 17:11 Mar 14

Cool. Don't call me kiddo, I'm only a year younger than you, babe. -XOXOXO, Love ya! Sk8R Grl UnSis Dude Slut! 18:45, 14 March 2008 (UTC)

Well I don't know SysRq... Every time I wander past and look over the fence to see you trying to be so good and helpful towards your girl here, she appears to simply not want to be helped. What's going on Sk8R Grl? It's not really an unfair thing for SysRq to ask that you actually contribute a little to the site now is it? You have hardly done anything actually towards the mainspace, and almost everything you have written was on talk pages or on forums. In addition to that you appear to be almost trying to upset Luvvy as well, and I'm just plain confused.

RE the "daddy daughter thing" as you know from Luvvy's page Sk8R, this is kinda an Uncyc tradition whereby the adopter and the n00b talk to each other like this. It's not a big deal, and actually you called it "cute" when you saw me and Luvvy doing it... For your information I'm not much older than Luvvy either. Maybe as you do not appear to not want any more help from SysRq, the best thing to do might be to stop asking for it. I hope that does not sound too harsh, it just upsets me a little to see SysRq trying so hard to help you out when you keep throwing it back in his face. It's really not very nice. If you had actually contributed to the site I would not be saying this, but it's looking a little to me like you have a different idea of what Uncyc is about than the majority of the other users here... How about actually helping out? MrN 19:16, Mar 14

Now I know how Dude felt when I couldn't take a joke. And I'm not trying to hurt Luvvy, she's my friend. what did I say to upset her. P.S. She told Dude not to call her kiddo and no one got upset. I apologized to Dude, undid my mess, and thankd everyone who hellpd me get over myself. And I'm not throwing shit back in SysRq's face, IT WAS A JOKE! I thought that's what got a flamewar started last time, I got mad about a JOKE. What the hell do I have to do to please you?!!! -XOXOXO, Love ya! Sk8R Grl UnSis Dude Slut! 19:22, 14 March 2008 (UTC)

Are you really asking me that? You seriously want to know what you can do to please me? MrN 19:52, Mar 14

Daddy, you old perv... :P I know what I should be doing... /me tries to stop thinking of parents' sex lives, failing miserably... -- Luverly - (Contribs) (Talk) Grammar Nazi, Mum , BFF & NotM, CUN , GMP . - Perkele! 20:08, 14 Mar

Serious time.

Alright, I guess it's become necessary for me to outline a few things for you. I've spent a good amount of time thinking about a couple of issues with you and I think it's best to just present my major concerns so that both of us are clear about a few things. I hope this doesn't come off as scolding or talking down to you or anything, I'm gonna try to keep this as respectful as possible. Again, you're not in trouble. =D

1. Uncyclopedia is not a social networking site. One of the reasons I love Uncyclopedia is because of the people here. These are great people. I enjoy being a part of this community and having some fun listening to these crazy kids go on about whatever is funny at the moment. But that's not why I signed up for an account. That's not why anyone signs up for an account. They make accounts to write articles. That's the purpose of this website. We write articles. User talk pages and silly awards and forum posts and voting pages are all extra, peripheral components to this larger article-writing machine that is Uncyclopedia. Both myself and other users have grown rather concerned about your lack of interest in writing articles. You seem to have a slightly different focus. You seem more interested in making friends than contributing. I'm sorry, but this just isn't the place for that. Whether we love you or hate you, ultimately, nobody cares about you in the end. We're all here to write articles. This isn't just directed at you, this applies to everyone. Take me and MrN for example. Sure, we're good friends on the site. I like and respect him a lot. But that's because he does so much for Uncyclopedia on a daily basis. Namely, taking out the trash, frequenting the urinals, and helping users. Sure, he's a great guy. But at the end of the day, we both know why we're here. To work. Not to chat, but to work. That's not to say that Uncyclopedia is all work. There's just a balance, a line in the sand, between work and play. If you want to be respected here, I would recommend you take a look at your feet and evaluate where you're standing right now.
2. Yes, Luvvy is upset with you right now. And for good reason. She started up her usergroup with a vision as to what it should be. It's on her userspace. It's hers. She feels like (and I do too) you've been trying to take the group in your own direction, and defeating the purpose of the group. Having male users can work, and I think you have an okay system for that. But you can't just invite every single user you run across. Not only is it extremely annoying to them, but it's also annoying to Luvvy, who would like to keep male users in her group to a minimum. If it were my group, there would be no male users. But this isn't just about that. This is more of a big picture issue. You're really taking over her group, and she's not happy about it. I'm not happy about it either. I'd love to see that group blossom into an established and respectable usergroup, and your actions on its behalf have only served to cheapen it and make it look silly. And no, Luvvy did not put me up to this. I'm still debating whether or not I should even be telling you this. But I think you need to hear it.
3. Please think before you post. The drama over the past few days, which has made the admins quite annoyed with you, (I can think of a few in particular) has largely been due to impulsive editing. You seem to have a habit of either reading too much into a comment someone has made about you, or not reading it all the way through. These misunderstandings on your end have been a problem. While this issue has been resolved as far as the admins are concerned, I'm still not satisfied. You still seem to be taking things personally. Don't. Remember that all of us Uncyclopedians have a certain carefree, jovial air about us. Jokes generally stay on the appropriate page. Users are never stalked looking for replies on other pages. I feel like you've been taking things way too seriously. If you feel offended by something that someone has posted about you, ask yourself, "Why do I care? I'll never meet this person in real life. I can get up from my computer at any time." If this post is upsetting you, just ask yourself "Why do I care?" Then get up and do something else. That's what I do. That's how I maintain appropriate, healthy relationships both on Uncyc and in the real world.

I hope you can kinda see where I'm coming from. Other users are becoming rather impatient with you. To be completely honest, I'm starting to lose my patience as well. But I'm gonna try harder to help you, so long as you're willing to let me, which you haven't been doing. If it weren't for me, no one would know you on this site. You'd just be another new user who loses interest after a week because all of their articles get huffed. But I saved you from that fate. You're welcome. ~Minitrue Sir SysRq! Talk! Sex! =/ GUN • WotM • RotM • AotM • VFH • SK • PEEING • HP • BFF @ 20:04 Mar 14

Dam I'm glad SysRq just saved me the bother of typing all that. I agree with him 100%. Do what he suggests and you will "please me"... MrN 20:19, Mar 14

And Unsisters was started because I wanted to connect with luv. . . I told her "We're Unsisters." anyway, it doesn't matter. Bye. -XOXOXO, Love ya! Sk8R Grl UnSis Dude Slut! 05:39, 15 March 2008 (UTC)

OK, Drama train stops here

SysRq, I think you took it a bit too far. Everyone please take off Sk8r's talk page. The Drama caravan stops here, I'm going to disassemble this noob-mentor relationship here, it is over. Sk8er - if you feel you still need a mentor please find someone else from the list. SysRq, please keep your distance from now on - same goes to you Sk8er. I have an allergy for drama, and I've been sneezing for a whole week now. ~ 23:27, 14 March 2008 (UTC)

Agreed, I think this is for the best. Thanks for stepping in. ~Minitrue Sir SysRq! Talk! Sex! =/ GUN • WotM • RotM • AotM • VFH • SK • PEEING • HP • BFF @ 02:05 Mar 15

It seems like all I do here is cause trouble. And I'm sorry for all the shit I started. How do I delete my account? And you're right, I came here to correct articles, not write them. I haven't had enough time lately to do anything but short popsts on talk pages. I think it'd be better to just leave. I love you, Dude. I want you to know that. You've always been there for me. Mordillo, SysRq did nothing wrong, don't blame him. -XOXOXO, Love ya! Sk8R Grl UnSis Dude Slut! 05:26, 15 March 2008 (UTC)

There's no need to leave, just turn the page and start over. ~ 09:33, 15 March 2008 (UTC)

Yes, there is. Tell me how to delete my account. -XOXOXO, Love ya! Sk8R Grl UnSis Dude Slut! 17:09, 15 March 2008 (UTC)

You can't. I suppose of you wanted you could change your password to a random string of letters and 'dump' the account, but there's no way to just delete all your contributions. Besides, if you really are set on leaving, some day you may want to come back. Stranger things have happened. - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 17:16, Mar 15

Ummm. . .

ok, I thought about it, and decided to come back. Now, I forgot my password and I didn't put in my email when I joined. WHAT DO I DO?!? P.S. in case you didn't know, it's sk8r. 172.133.0.13 02:43, 17 March 2008 (UTC)

Dunno...maybe you could ask sannse? - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 02:45, Mar 17

And ppl thnk im u. pthtc. i no im a n00b, but shit, no 1 cud b that dam st00pid. y dont u just stai gon, bitch, so i can kwit bin acusd of bin u!!!!!!!!!!!1!!!!!!!1 --LuvMuffin 02:50, 17 March 2008 (UTC)

May not be legal but...

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