User talk:Jeebuss

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I know who you are

I probably know who you are, and you've really disappointed me. I mean, making fun of me on my own user page? How low have you sunk? HOW LOW CAN YOU GO? Limbo!! --Kpmartin18 00:57, 6 September 2007 (UTC)

Kpmartin18

Please refrain from editing his user page. This is your first and last warning. Thank you. ~ Mordillo where is my SCUMBUCKET? 22:36, 16 January 2008 (UTC)

You may be an admin, Mordillo, I'm not sure, but the fact is you're completely clueless. He edited my page first, calling me a "fucking idiot." So I edit his and complement him and now I'm getting told off by a faggoty 12-year-old. No thanks, cya. (PS dont edit my page you filthy hypocrite. I happened to want that message on there.)

Ah, but you see, I sometimes miss out on things, which happened this time. Should you have mentioned that without using "faggoty" and other lovely nicknames, I'd just fix that for you. But now, my friend, I'm afraid that I must be all faggoty. ~ Mordillo where is my SCUMBUCKET? 00:27, 17 January 2008 (UTC)

What's new? *cue laugh track* Unsolicited conversation Extravagant beauty PEEING 00:44, 17 January 2008 (UTC)

Wow Mordillo actually banned me, haha. I'm guessing he didn't get that Jeebuss and I know each other IRL (I don't blame Mordillo though, since he doesn't have friends and can't understand that) and that neither of us give half a shit about uncyclopedia. And I like the maturity of your conduct, Mordillo. I couldn't pick a better admin. You sure are good at copying my insults and pasting them into the reason I got banned.

So Mordillo, you gonna act mature and answer me? Or are you gonna keep banning me like a little pansy, hoping I go away? (Hah it's so much fun to annoy snotty people.)

Funny you assume this is a fight between equals. Go seek life elsewhere. Goodbye. ~ Mordillo where is my SCUMBUCKET? 08:50, 18 January 2008 (UTC)

Per my talk page

OK, I've unbanned you for now. However, and let me be very clear on that, since I'm not sure entirely which one of you created all that havoc, any weird noise I hear from either - you or KPMARTIN18, and you're both gone - for good, and nothing will bring you back this time. I want to remind you that we're not here to annoy each other, we are here to enjoy ourselves. Make sure your friend get the message too, since from now on, you're Siamese twins as far as I'm concerned. Good luck. ~ Mordillo where is my SCUMBUCKET? 20:02, 25 January 2008 (UTC)

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