User:Cp833

I can't be arsed to make a really flashy page with loads of crap all on it, because a) I'm lazy, and b) I really, very much doubt you give a shit anyway.

Hence, there is next to nothing on this page, just my articles. Do I care? No.

Got something to say to me?!? UH?? Well HAVE YOU?!? [THEN SAY IT TO MY FACE, PUNK!!]

Julian Clary (WIP)

Bestiality

Jonathan Ross

Lee Evans

Harry Hill

Vinnie Jones

Jimmy Hill

Vic Reeves

Limewire

Susan Boyle

This user is a total UKer

and knows how to queue, shag and shite.

(British Uncyclopedians)