User talk:Cp833

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Bestiality

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Have you heard about my adoption program? Say the word, and it'll be... ~Formerly Annoying Crap 17:43, 9 November 2007 (UTC)

You really SHOULD stop that....not everyone probably wants to join your adoption program...-Razorflame (contributions) Talk 17:44, 9 November 2007 (UTC)

True, sad but true. ~Formerly Annoying Crap 11:53, 10 November 2007 (UTC)

Anyhoo - Cp833: I linked your article in from the home page under 'recent articles'. I hope you don't mind! Of course you can still edit it, but now more folks will actually read it!

Keep up the great work!!! ~Formerly Annoying Crap 11:53, 10 November 2007 (UTC)

PLS and Harry Hill

Have sorted out your little mistake, and have removed your guilty comments from the Forum.....lets keep this our little secret. :) If you need any help just ask. -- Sir Mhaille  (talk to me)

yeah, don't worry about it, no one saw ~ Mordillo where is my JACKASS? 19:21, 14 January 2008 (UTC)

Lol thanks guys :D--Cp833 19:22, 14 January 2008 (UTC)

Hiya

You still around? How've you been? ~Formerly Annoying Crap 05:00, 16 May 2009

Hey! Yeah I'm still here, to be honest I kinda stopped doing this for a while as it was basically something to keep me sane at my last boring job, but I since got made redundant and forgot about it. But I've kinda missed it a bit, maybe I'll start making some more pages soon. Got any subjects you need 'articles' for?? Cp833 10:30, 20 May 2009 (UTC)

I don't have any particular ideas going other than what's already in my queue... But I remember you wrote Bestiality and it's some serious funny. What else could you write about? I could help if... ~Formerly Annoying Crap 14:00, 20 May 2009

Well, thank you sir. I think to be honest what I'm gonna do is hunt around the site and see what hasn't been covered yet, that REALLY deserves a page. I will then do one for it, and I promise to fill it full of serious funny again. Cp833 20:01, 20 May 2009 (UTC)

EDIT: OK well I just started a new page, 'Susan Boyle'.. cos she's pretty popular and everything.. but I notice a history of previous versions of that page being huffed, so.. I'm not expecting much.. it's managed to survive three hours so far anyway!Cp833 22:03, 20 May 2009 (UTC)

Welcome Back!

Good to see you! ~Formerly Annoying Crap 07:12, 9 January 2010

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