User:Mou

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You have caught me in a time of construction, darn you. That's practically as bad as peeking at your cousin. Oh wait, visual, ow ow ow OW... I really have no idea what I'm doing, so sorry.

Welcome, friend[edit]

Whether you have come to complain, praise, and/or worship, all are welcome at the user page of Mou! Yes, yes, we know, a little barren in some spots, could use some renevation... but we're getting there. Don't worry. Heh heh, yes, I saw you shaking. Really, it's all under control! Check back later to see if my social life has slowed enough for me to edit my page.

A letter to my stalkers[edit]

Dear stalker/admirer/Person with privacy issues:

I am truly flattered, really, I am. For you to be so impressed with my work, well that's just... oh, you're making me blush! Yes, I suppose I do have a way with words. And perhaps images, and maybe comedy, and everything else as well... but that is beside the point. The point is that you are enough of a kind, considerate, and slightly creepy person to look at my userpage. You deserve a cookie. Here, really, take it.

You know you want it.

Well, there we go, are you done? Good, good... how much do you weigh again? Mmm hmm. Yes, yes, and exactly how many cookies did you eat?

...

Are you sure you don't want one more? Ah, yes, that's a good boy. Why do I ask? Oh, no reason, none at all. You're faint? Oh dear, how about you lie down for a while, dearie? Yes, that's right, just lie down and relax.

Mwah ha ha ha ha...

Oh, no, that was probably just the dog. Don't you mind a bit!

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