User:Kohl

“He´s the Desciclopédia(Brazilian Uncyclopedia) Chuck Norris”

– Clenci about Kohl

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This user is Brazilian. Pelé! (List of Brazilian Uncyclopedians)

pt-N This user is a native speaker of Português. pt-N

en-4 This user speaks English at a near-native level. en-4

es-4 This user speaks Español at a near-native level. es-4

de-2 This user is able to contribute with an intermediate level of Deutsch. de-2

nl-2 This user is able to contribute with an intermediate level of Dutch. nl-2

ru-1 This user is able to contribute with a basic level of Русский. ru-1

au-3 This user is able to contribute with an advanced level of 'Straylyan. au-3

ca-3 This user is able to contribute with an advanced level of Canadian. ca-3

fig-N This user is a native speaker of Fight. fig-N

This user believes the Mozilla Firefox could easily defeat Godzilla.

This user's IQ is over 195 and that means he is fucking evil genius.

Who am i?

Greetings! I´m Kohl, a bloody-thirsty Sysop and Bureaucrat from Desciclopédia(Brazilian Uncyclopedia). Some people keep telling me i´m "trigger-happy" when it comes to banning other fellow users...

Well, they are right. So be funny, and not stupid and we wont ever have trouble :)

I´m also know to be the only Highlander in desciclopédia, e and due to that reason, the only living person ever to survive a Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kick(It didnt chopped off my head, but it fucking hurt like hell!)

Current state and Contacts

• Bureaucrat and sysop at Desciclopédia.
• Contact for Offenses, diffamation, threats, law-suits, murder attempts,et cetera

Some tips before contacting me

• No! I do not want to buy your car, microwave, TV, freezer, sex book, DVD, et cetera.
• No! I do not want to learn about your religion/cult/whatever and i do not want to convert to it!