User talk:AnarchyUK

Welcome!

Hello, AnarchyUK, and welcome to Uncyclopedia! Thank you for your contributions. I hope you like the place and decide to stay. If not, the door's right over there... no, a little more to your left... yeah. Anyway, here are a few good links for nooblets:

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Nice to see.....

...another Brit on the site. :) -- Sir Mhaille  (talk to me)

In creating your own Signature firstly edit what's here to how you like it. Then go into My Preferences and under Nickname add {{User:AnarchyUK/sig}} . After that you can just use four tildes to sign, or use the "signature" button above. -- Sir Mhaille  (talk to me)

'Cuz why?

'Cuz IIIIIIIII wanna beeeeeeee anarchyyyyyy! - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 00:28, Jan 2

No social life

WARNING:This user know Chuck Norris and there for must be either Mr. T, Chuck Norris or dead. Proceed with caution!!!

Don't you think it's really sad when we sit about sending measages to each other across the internet when we're sat next to each other? Perphaps we should get out more? -- C. Norris ^(talk) 11:27, 25 January 2008 (UTC)

Quotes

“I think the original oil quotes where better, for example, when was America last invaded?”

~ Mr C. Norris on your user page

Are when going to the chinesse or the chippy for lunch? -- C. Norris ^(talk) 10:43, 1 February 2008 (UTC)

Tag

You way want to use this:

This user is left-handed.
In Latin, they would be sinister.
(list of left-handed Uncyclopedians)

Much better

The changes to your user page are a big improvement.
Please can you send me those tags you spoke of.

-- C. Norris ^(talk) 10:26, 8 February 2008 (UTC)

Bordem

Can you send me a message, no-one has for a while... -- C. Norris ^(talk) 13:26, 19 March 2008 (UTC)