User talk:Mordillo/archive9
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And when I say please I do ask for it nicely. No, seriously. If you'd like an article restored, please live a link with your complaint and a restoration fee of 12 Euros. No Dollars please. Nobody takes Dollars anymore. If you'd like to use profanities, please be original. If you'd like some more dildos, please hold the line, our representatives shall be with you shortly. |
A virgin talk page pussy?
Consider it ravaged. ~Minitrue Sir SysRq! Talk! Sex! =/ GUN • WotM • RotM • AotM • VFH • SK • PEEING • HP • BFF @ 13:31 Mar 19
— Sir Manticore 
13:40, 19 March 2008 (UTC)
BASTARDOS! ~
15:10, 19 March 2008 (UTC)
Defiling Sabba's page
*hug!* Though on a more serious note, could you check in on me at my office if you have time around now in the close future. (Before six our time would be good...) Thankies. -- Luverly - (Contribs) (Talk) 
Grammar Nazi, Mum , BFF & NotM, CUN , GMP . - Perkele! 14:40, 19 Mar
Socks smell
Special:Contributions/Rollr_Punk. — Sir Manticore 15:21, 19 March 2008 (UTC)
God you're getting old ~ 15:22, 19 March 2008 (UTC)
Yes, yes I am. — Sir Manticore 15:24, 19 March 2008 (UTC)
Oh god...I think I'm going to be sick....!~ 15:26, 19 March 2008 (UTC)
- /me hands Sabba a bucket and takes cover. Thankies for dealing with the kid. Again. *huggies* -- Luverly - (Contribs) (Talk)
Grammar Nazi, Mum , BFF & NotM, CUN , GMP . - Perkele! 08:53, 20 Mar
- /me hands Sabba a bucket and takes cover. Thankies for dealing with the kid. Again. *huggies* -- Luverly - (Contribs) (Talk)
oops...
sorry about the ip thing. ill fix it right now, and thanks for the other template, big help --Moonzeppelin 19:24, 19 March 2008 (UTC)
- No problem. ~
19:29, 19 March 2008 (UTC)
- No problem. ~
Why you did huff scenie weenie page? all said bad things against page were incorrect...not once did article mention Emos...not once
Template
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Woo! Yay, go you! Under User has decided that you are "quite a decent sort", which is apparently one of his highest terms of praise! This is therefore a good thing, and in accordance with this, he's throwing a party down the manhole to celebrate. Look at him go! You're not invited though. Don't take it personally. |
Because I can, and because you're you. Do I need another reason? --SirU.U.Esq. VFH | GUN | Natter | Uh oh | Pee 22:17, Mar 19
- Wooohoo! Parttiiieee ~ 22:59, 19 March 2008 (UTC)
ADOPT ME
I NEED A COMFY MATTRESS --Wonder Mike 16:13, 20 March 2008 (UTC)
Article Restoration + Your €12 (I Found The Euro Key, yay!)
Hey you deleted an article called "The Caps Lock Man"... I'm not really contesting the fact that the ICU had expired and that is was a crappy article, but could you move it to my userspace so I can save it onto my computer and edit it when I have some free time?? Thanks - --Yes! Time To Edit 19:59, 20 March 2008 (UTC)
- Oh and your €12...here you go. - --Yes! Time To Edit 19:59, 20 March 2008 (UTC)
No, no ADOPT ME
What's the point of leaving QFA on
If it's featured? Quasi-featured means almost featured, which means that once it's featured it doesn't need it anymore. Plus, now it's taking residence in TWO lists on Uncyclopedia:Best of, which hurts my spirit. My spirit doesn't like being hurt.-Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 13:59, 21 March 2008 (UTC)
- As far as I see it it's two different awards, so you're sort of taking half an award of it, second best but still an award. But if it hurts your spirit, take it off. I can't be held responsible for your spirit, only your spleen. ~ 16:50, 21 March 2008 (UTC)
- I concur with Ljlego's feeling. This is like being vice-president, then the President dies, and you're President, but refuse to leave the highly presigious post of Vice-President while being President. It's silly.--<<
>> 23:14, 22 March 2008 (UTC)
- Like I said, a QFA status is an award by itself, and by taking it off it's like denying one from an article. Still, if you feel so bad about it, take it off. I won't make a peep. Maybe just an eep. ~ 07:00, 23 March 2008 (UTC)
- Like I said, a QFA status is an award by itself, and by taking it off it's like denying one from an article. Still, if you feel so bad about it, take it off. I won't make a peep. Maybe just an eep. ~
- I concur with Ljlego's feeling. This is like being vice-president, then the President dies, and you're President, but refuse to leave the highly presigious post of Vice-President while being President. It's silly.--<<
- As far as I see it it's two different awards, so you're sort of taking half an award of it, second best but still an award. But if it hurts your spirit, take it off. I can't be held responsible for your spirit, only your spleen. ~
Imeldific
Tyank you for the reminder. I'll remove most of them. --MidwayHaven 07:55, 23 March 2008 (UTC)
Mordillo, it's 1 AM
Read me a bedtime story? • <-> Mar 27 (08:59)
- Of course, what story would you like to hear? ~ 09:08, 27 March 2008 (UTC)
- Tell me the one about when you were in the jungles of the Congo at night, starving, with nothing but a
butter knifenote from your doctor? • <-> Mar 27 (09:10)- Ah! You mean from Doctor Skullthumper?! ~ 09:18, 27 March 2008 (UTC)
- Ooh, Skullthumper's your doctor? Is there an HMO Skullthumper? -cuz I think having an uncyc writer as a doctor is a health risk. • <-> Mar 27 (09:30)
- No no, he's a real MD. I think he's a OBGYN actually O_O ~ 09:34, 27 March 2008 (UTC)
- Ooooh, you're one of those... O__O Thanks for the bedtime story, aunt Mordillo! • <-> Mar 27 (09:36)
- How's that? I never admitted of being a male eh? :) ~ 09:37, 27 March 2008 (UTC)
- DAMMIT! How is it you make me look sexist every single time, Grandma Mordillo? • <-> Mar 27 (09:40)
- Because YOU ARE!!! ~ 12:30, 27 March 2008 (UTC)
- Shaddap ya ol' HAG. You're making me look uncool in front of my friends. • <-> Mar 27 (16:07)
- You have friends?! I thought it was all out of fearing you....~ 16:07, 27 March 2008 (UTC)
- See? That's your problem! I go around, fixing people's problems to win friends, and you say it's out of fear? You suck, grandma, I'm going back to military school. • <-> Mar 27 (16:17)
- You have friends?! I thought it was all out of fearing you....~
- Shaddap ya ol' HAG. You're making me look uncool in front of my friends. • <-> Mar 27 (16:07)
- Because YOU ARE!!! ~
- DAMMIT! How is it you make me look sexist every single time, Grandma Mordillo? • <-> Mar 27 (09:40)
- How's that? I never admitted of being a male eh? :) ~
- Ooooh, you're one of those... O__O Thanks for the bedtime story, aunt Mordillo! • <-> Mar 27 (09:36)
- No no, he's a real MD. I think he's a OBGYN actually O_O ~
- Ooh, Skullthumper's your doctor? Is there an HMO Skullthumper? -cuz I think having an uncyc writer as a doctor is a health risk. • <-> Mar 27 (09:30)
- Ah! You mean from Doctor Skullthumper?! ~
- Tell me the one about when you were in the jungles of the Congo at night, starving, with nothing but a
- Of course, what story would you like to hear? ~
*Sniff* Daddy, can you sign my signature book, it's a bit bare...
^ What he said ^ Oh, here's the link... Thank you, daddy!! :D - Sir FSt. (QotF BFF NotM) YTTE
Is my Chris Lawrence Page alright?
What are the good and bad things about it? Honesty please.--Pooh the hat 11:42, 31 March 2008 (UTC)
First, I have to say that I'm not familiar with the guy, so the humor misses out on me. You might want to consult with one of the resident aussies, such as cs1987 or Manticore. That's a first point, if only a small population gets to enjoy the humor, you might need some more background put into it.
Also, you need to better format, try to put the following:
- links
- pictures
- further reading
- categories
Those always help.
Anything else? ~ 11:49, 31 March 2008 (UTC)
Thanx 4 that- also id like to ask, do you believe me when i say that stuff about me doing that? is it believable? it really happened but someone said yeah right..--Pooh the hat 11:52, 31 March 2008 (UTC)
- Doing what? ~ 11:54, 31 March 2008 (UTC)
- Doing what? ~
grabbing his crotch at school --Pooh the hat 11:55, 31 March 2008 (UTC)
- I don't really need to believe it, nor it is important for the sake of the article. ~ 11:56, 31 March 2008 (UTC)
- I don't really need to believe it, nor it is important for the sake of the article. ~
Editing stuff
I was wondering, although I still love the sig you made ad will still use it. I was wondering how I edit it and how you make signatures? Ta--Sycamore (Talk) 16:06, 31 March 2008 (UTC)
- It's just a template in your userspace, If you go to "uncyclopedia.org/wiki/User:Sycamore/sig" you will find your current signature. When you type {{user:sycamore/sig}} you are embedding a template into the page. This means that you are taking the page at "uncyclopedia.org/wiki/User:Sycamore/sig" and embedding into the page. If you edit that page then your signature will change... I'll let the great Mordillo explain anything else...I think I've also just over complicated it and possible confused you utterly. Oh well. :D - 05:15 31 MarchSir FSt. (QotF BFF NotM) YTTE
Thanks--Sycamore (Talk) 16:27, 31 March 2008 (UTC)
- And in the short version: user:Sycamore/sig. This is where you edit it. ~ 19:21, 31 March 2008 (UTC)
- And in the short version: user:Sycamore/sig. This is where you edit it. ~
What The Hell Is WoWWiki???
Something very weird just happened and it's traumatised me forever I think. Random pages from uncyc where redirecting to wowwiki.com or something...It was all VERY weird and VERY scary!!! Ok, that's an exaggeration, but it appears to have stopped now! What happened??! - 08:49 31 MarchSir FSt. (QotF BFF NotM) YTTE
- Actually, the same thing just happened to me--I may have just welcomed a nonexistant user from another wiki... but I think the person to talk to is Sannse. - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon
(Tick Tock) (Contribs) 19:51, Mar 31
Sadist! Sadist! Sadist! Proxima Centauri 10:11, 4 April 2008 (UTC)
Jews with GUNs
Dude. You wun uhn awurd. You're the best grandpa I've ever had! ...The other ones died before I met them! • <Apr 01, 2008 [3:27]>
- And it only took two years and three failed nominations to get muh gun working....O_O ~ 05:39, 1 April 2008 (UTC)
- And it only took two years and three failed nominations to get muh gun working....O_O ~
- It's about damn time. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 05:50, 1 April 2008 (UTC)
- Thanks! :) I'm going away for a couple of days, but as soon as I'm back I'll get to work on a big shiny thank you template. ~ 05:53, 1 April 2008 (UTC)
- Thanks! :) I'm going away for a couple of days, but as soon as I'm back I'll get to work on a big shiny thank you template. ~
Congrats
Congrats on getting the WotM, you really deserved it. Mordillo, My Favourite Circumcision... apparently --Sir DJ ~ Irreverent 
06:03, 1 April 2008 (UTC)
- Thanks! And many thanks for the nomination that actually pulled through...~ 12:14, 4 April 2008 (UTC)
- Thanks! And many thanks for the nomination that actually pulled through...~
Yay!
Mordillo's about, and suddenly I see adminly stuff being done while I'm on Uncyc! Good to see you, you old.... You! --SirU.U.Esq. VFH | GUN | Natter | Uh oh | Pee 09:30, Apr 4
- You having the Friday afternoon syndrome again? :) ~ 12:15, 4 April 2008 (UTC)
- Not far off, I'll be honest with you. I'm trying to avoid anything that looks like real work, and wanting to start a new article in the healthy glow of my latest feature, but struggling to come up with any ideas. I'm seriously considering stealing one of Cajek's. Ho hum. But that apart, it's been weird on RC the last few days, watching QVFD get fuller and fuller, and vanity proliferate, and no sudden swathe of huffs and bans as Mordillo sweeps through like a kosher avenging angel! ;-) --SirU.U.Esq. VFH | GUN | Natter | Uh oh | Pee 12:47, Apr 4
- It's nice to know SOMEONE appreciate me :) I've been away for a birthday vacation, somewhere up north with the family. Basically waddled between the Jacuzzi to the local restaurants and vice versa...~ 12:57, 4 April 2008 (UTC)
- In which case, a happy belated birthday to you! Sounds like a good one too. I hope so... Anyway, I think my efforts to avoid work have been in vain, my boss has spotted me. I'm off to hide in the stationery cupboard and pretend to be a pencil or something. Have a good weekend! --SirU.U.Esq. VFH | GUN | Natter | Uh oh | Pee 13:09, Apr 4
- Trying posing as stale coffee! That always helps! And thanks for the belated happy birthday...! ~ 13:10, 4 April 2008 (UTC)
- Trying posing as stale coffee! That always helps! And thanks for the belated happy birthday...! ~
- In which case, a happy belated birthday to you! Sounds like a good one too. I hope so... Anyway, I think my efforts to avoid work have been in vain, my boss has spotted me. I'm off to hide in the stationery cupboard and pretend to be a pencil or something. Have a good weekend! --SirU.U.Esq. VFH | GUN | Natter | Uh oh | Pee 13:09, Apr 4
- It's nice to know SOMEONE appreciate me :) I've been away for a birthday vacation, somewhere up north with the family. Basically waddled between the Jacuzzi to the local restaurants and vice versa...~
- Not far off, I'll be honest with you. I'm trying to avoid anything that looks like real work, and wanting to start a new article in the healthy glow of my latest feature, but struggling to come up with any ideas. I'm seriously considering stealing one of Cajek's. Ho hum. But that apart, it's been weird on RC the last few days, watching QVFD get fuller and fuller, and vanity proliferate, and no sudden swathe of huffs and bans as Mordillo sweeps through like a kosher avenging angel! ;-) --SirU.U.Esq. VFH | GUN | Natter | Uh oh | Pee 12:47, Apr 4
- You having the Friday afternoon syndrome again? :) ~
Yet another IP who has the need to leave an obscure message
How do you leave a message on here?, btw mattress I haz it. --Big Guy Blue Eye, in a underground basement.
Whatdaya need? ~ 13:45, 4 April 2008 (UTC)
Pleeeeease?
Well hello. I would like to request an article be restored. I have no way of linking it however seeing as it's been deleted. The article is entitled : Killester Massive. I understand you have never heard of the killester massive but I assure you the marvelous island of Ireland has. So if you would be so kind as to restore the article so I can finish it? You may not be able to relate to it but without a written record of the massive future generations will have nothing to look back on.
If you could look inside your heart and also realize that I didn't use big red letters or start my request off with a rape typo maybe you might decide to be nice and give the massive what it deserves.
Kind regards,
Me xxx
--Longtimer 14:25, 4 April 2008 (UTC)longtimer
- Restored. You'll need to put some effort into it to avoid vanity-related deletion again. Good luck. ~ 14:52, 4 April 2008 (UTC)
- Restored. You'll need to put some effort into it to avoid vanity-related deletion again. Good luck. ~
Yeah no worries. didn't have a huge amount of time today but much will will be put in. It will be finished by tomorrow evening. Many promises.
Thanks a million.
--Longtimer 15:51, 4 April 2008 (UTC)longtimer
Yet another person who does not know how to place a section head
Hi. I was wondering if it would be possible for me to receive an explanation of why my article was removed. The article is entitled, "The January Withdrawal Incident." I would be most grateful for suggestions on how to improve the article so as to not have it deleted again. Thank you in advance. If it wouldn't be too much trouble, please contact me at Bluefluke37@aol.com, regarding your response. Thank you again.
With appreciation,
Bluefluke37
Bluefluke37@aol.com
- Primarily because it refers to a chat site that no one, except its community, knows about, and thus falls under our vanity guidelines. ~ 16:57, 4 April 2008 (UTC)
- Primarily because it refers to a chat site that no one, except its community, knows about, and thus falls under our vanity guidelines. ~
ICU Articles.
I have improved them since they were tagged ICU whilst still highly unfinished. Is it OK if I remove tags?
- Which article are you talking about? ~ 10:38, 5 April 2008 (UTC)
- Which article are you talking about? ~
Image Chopper Person?
Hey, Mordillo can you recommend someone who would be happy to make me an animated gif image thingy for me...It's quite complexish, but it's only an idea for the moment. Erm, yeah, do you know anyone who would be happy to make me something like that??? - 05:03 5 AprilSir FSt. (QotF BFF NotM) YTTE
- Well, the top choppers here would be Modusoperandi and Zombiebaron. If those are too busy, you can always ask here. ~ 17:57, 5 April 2008 (UTC)
- Well, the top choppers here would be Modusoperandi and Zombiebaron. If those are too busy, you can always ask here. ~
Visitors book
Why do I have to sign the visitor's book, oh most worthy one?Proxima Centauri 11:20, 6 April 2008 (UTC)
- errr...which visitors book is that? ~ 11:22, 6 April 2008 (UTC)
- errr...which visitors book is that? ~
This oneProxima Centauri 11:45, 6 April 2008 (UTC)
- Who said you have to? It's a bizarre sort of hobby our friend YTTE has...~ 11:50, 6 April 2008 (UTC)
- Who said you have to? It's a bizarre sort of hobby our friend YTTE has...~
Thanks for the audio...
In compliance with my own made up rules, have a template for doing the audio on my UnNews page:
You Must Have Done Something Really Special For Me! Woo! Lucky You!
From Comrade YesTimeToEdit
You're only the second person to get that...doesn't that make you feel special? Huh? Thanks! - 01:49 6 AprilSir FSt. (QotF BFF NotM) YTTE
I never knew that sh*t could fly, or be communist.--LordKaien 16:28, 9 April 2008 (UTC)
- No, shit can't, but turds can! It's true, people often assume that shit and crap and turds are all the same thing, but actually they are all subtly different, for example: turds are capable of having complex political beliefs and having basic superpowers, crap, however is the only member of the "poo" family that can fuck. Mmm...The Order of The Flying Communist Turd actually comes from when a turd was thrown at a US president during the cold war... I'm actually quite knowledgeable on this subject :-D - 05:33 9 AprilSir FSt. (QotF BFF NotM) YTTE
thanks for aedopting me
Proxima Centauri and the planet Porrila is at an early stage. I think it's time to take the no redeming value tag off I but I suppose I can't do that myself. One problem. I guess all who know astronomy can guess which planet the astronomers have found. Proxima Centauri is the nearest star to the Solar System. If an advanced technology there starts looking for life they'll find it 4 light years away. I guess there will later be tensions when those feudal domineering Proximans meet terrans.Proxima Centauri 11:26, 7 April 2008 (UTC)
- Mordillo are you adopting...do I get a
brothersister?? - 12:30 7 AprilSir FSt. (QotF BFF NotM) YTTE
Thanks
I was just about to ask you to ban that twat! --SirU.U.Esq. VFH | GUN | Natter | Uh oh | Pee 13:05, Apr 8
- Yeah, sorry it took me that long :) SirMoarDildosNow on sale! VFH | GUN | Jew speak now | General? | poop 13:08, 8 April 2008 (UTC)
- No problem, it's actually the first time I've had proper userpage vandalism. I feel like I've finally made it as an Uncyclopedian! The fatUU Talk (to me, obliviously) The
CrapSigs I'veDoneStolen 13:11, 8 April 2008 (UTC)
- No problem, it's actually the first time I've had proper userpage vandalism. I feel like I've finally made it as an Uncyclopedian! The fatUU Talk (to me, obliviously) The
- Yeah, sorry it took me that long :) SirMoarDildosNow on sale! VFH | GUN | Jew speak now | General? | poop 13:08, 8 April 2008 (UTC)
Awards Template
Ok, I don't why, but I was looking at a certain award page and then I looked again at the award template thing on all the award pages...And it bothered me, because the picture doesn't seem to fit and the background colour is different to the background of the rest of the template and stuff... So I was thinking wouldn't if be prettier if the picture on the award template was this, like it is here? - 12:00 9 AprilSir FSt. (QotF BFF NotM) YTTE
- On the purely technical level, your template is much more appealing. However, the award template is such an old and historic one, it would be like breaking a sacred tradition or something. How about you put a forum post on it (and pray to god it will actually stay on track and won't run amok as most topics here....) SirMoarDildosNow on sale! VFH | GUN | Jew speak now | General? | poop 14:19, 9 April 2008 (UTC)
Huh?
What's wrong with this article? I thought I was being funny and my friends liked it too. Shadow Scythe 04:27, 10 April 2008 (UTC)
- Sorry for the late reply, it was under ICU and was about to be deleted, since it seemed that you put effort into it, I gave it 30 days to be rewritten. It has some formatting issues and need some work. Let me know if you need any help. ~ 22:28, 11 April 2008 (UTC)
- What kind of work does it need? What formatting issues does it have? Is my writing good? Am I being funny? Do I really have to rewrite the whole thing? Do I just need to add more to it? Shadow Scythe 06:22, 12 April 2008 (UTC)
- Sorry for the late reply, it was under ICU and was about to be deleted, since it seemed that you put effort into it, I gave it 30 days to be rewritten. It has some formatting issues and need some work. Let me know if you need any help. ~
Philippines Redirect
Philippines refer to a country and Filipino refers to the people in the Philippines, which are two entirely different subjects. Plus, Midwayhaven and I are working on a separate article on the Philippines.
Thanks. --Gilgal1
(Talk to me bitch!!!) 06:06, 10 April 2008 (UTC)
- It may be best to wait until the new article is ready to be moved into place before removing the redirect. Leaving Phillipines vacant has attracted vandalism in the past, and the page could end up here. --Carlb 02:52, 11 April 2008 (UTC)
- I agree with Carl on this one. ~ 22:30, 11 April 2008 (UTC)
- I agree with Carl on this one. ~
Why I should be adopted over aall those other n00bs
My resumé -British sense of humour -Intelligent (Methinks) -Lots of time to burn (Well, after exams) -I have blonde curls and a winning smile -Well behaved (Ie, I won't shit on your router) -Will kill for you (Petrol bombs, lampshade you name it) -Will kill you if you don't Thanks ^^
- Tell you what, if you can ask again while signing your post, it's a done deal ;) ~ 22:32, 11 April 2008 (UTC)
- Hehe, thanks. Do we sign in blood or what? Phalanxia 11:17, 17 April 2008 (UTC)
- Tell you what, if you can ask again while signing your post, it's a done deal ;) ~
Kurgan and Ajuk
User:Kurgan has been setting out to taunt User:Ajuk in the Liberapedia article. Please don't be too hard on Ajuk. You don't know how badly Ajuk has been provoked here and on Liberapedia.Proxima Centauri 03:59, 14 April 2008 (UTC)
- If I may cut in on Mordillo's talk page: if Ajuk is a LP op, he should just ban Kurgan on there, and be done with it, instead of turning this into a cross-wiki flamewar. Frankly, Both of you are very close to block right now. - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 04:04, Apr 14
Kurgan socks regularly.Proxima Centauri 04:22, 14 April 2008 (UTC)
- He has many socks; i permabanned them all, and i think hes finally going to leave now. --Elassint 04:24, 14 April 2008 (UTC)
- Yeah, looking at his userpage, he claims to be a "retired" vandal. You guys have swayed me to unblock Ajuk(just lemme know if this is an issue, Mordillo), but just try to keep LP stuff on LP. In the meantime, I'll have my eye on Kurgan. Cheers, - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 04:29, Apr 14
- Yeah, looking at his userpage, he claims to be a "retired" vandal. You guys have swayed me to unblock Ajuk(just lemme know if this is an issue, Mordillo), but just try to keep LP stuff on LP. In the meantime, I'll have my eye on Kurgan. Cheers, - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon
Thanks.Proxima Centauri 04:40, 14 April 2008 (UTC)
I went to a little stroll on Liberapedia and realized that we stumbled on a little war there. I'll keep an eye on all parties involved and I assure you that any attempt to move the war here will be dealt with harshly. BTW, no problems on the unblocking Leddy. Oh, and apparently I'm known at Liberapedia as "Mordillo The Sadist". I always wanted a nickname. Now I got it. ~ 06:23, 14 April 2008 (UTC)
Kurgan and Ajuk
User:Kurgan has been setting out to taunt User:Ajuk in the Liberapedia article. Please don't be too hard on Ajuk. You don't know how badly Ajuk has been provoked here and on Liberapedia.Proxima Centauri 03:59, 14 April 2008 (UTC)
- If I may cut in on Mordillo's talk page: if Ajuk is a LP op, he should just ban Kurgan on there, and be done with it, instead of turning this into a cross-wiki flamewar. Frankly, Both of you are very close to block right now. - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 04:04, Apr 14
Kurgan socks regularly.Proxima Centauri 04:22, 14 April 2008 (UTC)
- He has many socks; i permabanned them all, and i think hes finally going to leave now. --Elassint 04:24, 14 April 2008 (UTC)
- Yeah, looking at his userpage, he claims to be a "retired" vandal. You guys have swayed me to unblock Ajuk(just lemme know if this is an issue, Mordillo), but just try to keep LP stuff on LP. In the meantime, I'll have my eye on Kurgan. Cheers, - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 04:29, Apr 14
- Yeah, looking at his userpage, he claims to be a "retired" vandal. You guys have swayed me to unblock Ajuk(just lemme know if this is an issue, Mordillo), but just try to keep LP stuff on LP. In the meantime, I'll have my eye on Kurgan. Cheers, - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon
Thanks.Proxima Centauri 04:40, 14 April 2008 (UTC)
I went to a little stroll on Liberapedia and realized that we stumbled on a little war there. I'll keep an eye on all parties involved and I assure you that any attempt to move the war here will be dealt with harshly. BTW, no problems on the unblocking Leddy. Oh, and apparently I'm known at Liberapedia as "Mordillo The Sadist". I always wanted a nickname. Now I got it. ~ 06:23, 14 April 2008 (UTC)
Nobody wants this war at Liberapedia except Kurgan. I hope you and the others will see to it that Kurgan behaves. Then there will be no fall out here. He has behaved so far. Proxima Centauri 09:48, 15 April 2008 (UTC)
OK, I'm Confused: Time, Sigs And Subst
OK, so I'm super confused here about signatures and the use of a subst thing and time and stuff...OK I use the thing were you {{User:YesTimeToEdit/sig|<then I write the time out here>}}. Mysignature then slings whatever I write after the " | " into a time format thingy and puts it at the front of my sig... But is there a way of using a template or something that includes the "subst" tags to make it so you don't have to write the time out... If you understand what I'm talking about here... I'm not sure but ☯, I think, uses something like this...Er, yah. - 04:35 14 AprilSir FSt. (QotF BFF NotM) YTTE
- I'm not sure there is another option, but I never tried it myself. Possibly Cajek or TheLedBalloon would know, I think they use it on their sigs. ~ 16:10, 14 April 2008 (UTC)
- I'm not sure there is another option, but I never tried it myself. Possibly Cajek or TheLedBalloon would know, I think they use it on their sigs. ~
ha HA! I is unbanned!
you FOOL! Now I can nominate all sortsa crazy shit to VFD and no one can stop me! What will your little Admin Rangers do, now that Cajek is unleashed? ...thank you for unbanning me, Mordillo! :) • <Apr 14, 2008 [16:43]>
- WE SHALL TREMBLE IN FEAR AND RUN AWAY IN SHAME! ~ 16:46, 14 April 2008 (UTC)
- WE SHALL TREMBLE IN FEAR AND RUN AWAY IN SHAME! ~
Whoops, serious time
Mordillo, take a look at this image I found at subliminal: Image:Subliminal-computer-game.gif... uh, I hope you can see why that's extremely gross and disturbing. Like, I wrote HowTo:Sexually Stimulate an Ant and I am really grossed out by this... • <Apr 15, 2008 [1:54]>
- I have to admit I have trouble seeing it, I get a glimpse of blood and that's it. Care to enlighten me? ~ 06:41, 15 April 2008 (UTC)
- Hey Mordillo, the internet crashed at my house (?!) and so I can only type here at the library here. But just, like, an hour before it crashed, everything was lagging including that "subliminal" picture. If you have trouble seeing it, then it's not a big deal but trust me, it is truly disgusting. • <Apr 16, 2008 [19:13]>
- I have to admit I have trouble seeing it, I get a glimpse of blood and that's it. Care to enlighten me? ~
IDC
OK, but don’t delete the images, I need them for the Expelled article I’m writing. --Weri long wang 13:50, 15 April 2008 (UTC)
- Sure. ~ 13:53, 15 April 2008 (UTC)
- Sure. ~
Thanks for trying!
Seriously, thanks for trying to help me with my signature, even though, as it turns out, random colours does not work, I wanted to reward you with a colourful template for helping out. Bring it in boys!
- REJOICE Mordillo!
- No problems. Although you do need to fix your sig, eventually :) ~ 17:13, 15 April 2008 (UTC)
- No problems. Although you do need to fix your sig, eventually :) ~
Rewrite
Hi there Mordillo. It's been awhile since I've visited here. Just thought I'd tell you I attempted to rewrite the Crack article. I've got some more work to do on it, but I'd like your opinion so far...--WesMan20 
(talk) 19:49, 15 April 2008 (UTC)
Stunt doubling
Good morning/afternoon/night (delete according to time zone/preference) Mordillo. As we have both noticed the absence of our good friend MrN, would you have any objections to me doing a little Poopsmith stunt double work in his absence? I just want to tidy up, but don't want any bans... --SirU.U.Esq. VFH | GUN | Natter | Uh oh | Pee 11:07, Apr 16
- Yep, don't have any objections what so ever. In fact, why not make you a fully fledged poopsmith? So you an MrN can cover each other's....errr...crap. ~ 11:31, 16 April 2008 (UTC)
- Ah, I didn't want to get in his way while he's about, and I have enough to keep me busy with pee reviews and whatnot. But I suppose if I take the post I can just shovel around if MrN's otherwise occupied. Why not? Do I get a badge? --SirU.U.Esq. VFH | GUN | Natter | Uh oh | Pee 11:38, Apr 16
- Already in place! ~ 11:56, 16 April 2008 (UTC)
- Well seeing as we're making things official, would you mind editing that protected VFD rules template to include my name in the same fashion as MrN's please? Oh, and have fun banning that cheesehead below a bunch of times. Hope your banstick's in good condition... --SirU.U.Esq. VFH | GUN | Natter | Uh oh | Pee 13:28, Apr 16
- Already in place! ~
- Ah, I didn't want to get in his way while he's about, and I have enough to keep me busy with pee reviews and whatnot. But I suppose if I take the post I can just shovel around if MrN's otherwise occupied. Why not? Do I get a badge? --SirU.U.Esq. VFH | GUN | Natter | Uh oh | Pee 11:38, Apr 16
- Just got it repolished. ~ 13:30, 16 April 2008 (UTC)
- Yep, don't have any objections what so ever. In fact, why not make you a fully fledged poopsmith? So you an MrN can cover each other's....errr...crap. ~
Enter the dumb blonde...
Errr... Ok. Considering that Daddy's away, it's good to have a stunt double tidying up the place. Especially since I'm only a sporadic voter of anything, I'm a frequent customer of the Poopsmith's Lounge. Holler if you need any help. I'm not necessary very good at everything, but at least I can try giving you a hand shovel, if necessary... -- Luverly - (Contribs) (Talk) Grammar Nazi, Mum , BFF & NotM, CUN , GMP . - Perkele! 17:59, 16 Apr
- <can't resist> WHOSE YOUR DADDY LUVVY?! WHOSE YOUR DADDY?! </can't resist> ~ 18:04, 16 April 2008 (UTC)
- Daddy is my Daddy, Gramps... -- Luverly - (Contribs) (Talk) Grammar Nazi, Mum , BFF & NotM, CUN , GMP . - Perkele! 18:21, 16 Apr
- I know I know, I just had to....sorry :) ~ 18:23, 16 April 2008 (UTC)
- Yes, Sabba. I know. And I'm pretending I didn't notice the convenient little slip I made ;) -- Luverly - (Contribs) (Talk) Grammar Nazi, Mum , BFF & NotM, CUN , GMP . - Perkele! 18:33, 16 Apr
- Yes, Sabba. I know. And I'm pretending I didn't notice the convenient little slip I made ;) -- Luverly - (Contribs) (Talk)
- I know I know, I just had to....sorry :) ~
- Daddy is my Daddy, Gramps... -- Luverly - (Contribs) (Talk)
- <can't resist> WHOSE YOUR DADDY LUVVY?! WHOSE YOUR DADDY?! </can't resist> ~
You are a fag
jm here. so you banned one account and one IP, big deal. Expect flood of anons within today. Vtech was lulz and I hope you lost someone there or something. – Preceding unsigned comment added by Lassier (talk • contribs)
- It really amazes me how does the US survives with intelectuals such as yourself. ~ 13:17, 16 April 2008 (UTC)
- It really amazes me how does the US survives with intelectuals such as yourself. ~
- You asume I'm an american? I asume you're an unfunny liberal. Who did you lose? We know the reason for the VTech and Cho articles being PC shit was that some little bitch admin lost someone. I hope they're crying today. I hope it was you. Faggots. – Preceding unsigned comment added by Lassier (talk • contribs)
- Erm, no, it was just because it was too soon to make fun of. It's a touchy subject, you know? Sometimes you need to wait a while. – Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize • writings • critchat) 17:34 Apr 16, 2008
- Why does ED constantly try to use this against us? So we didn't make a VTech article right off the bat. What do they care? They can write their shitty articles and just let us write our good ones. sir
sysrq @ 17:38 Apr 16
- Why do you bother talking with this erroneous genetic soup eh? You could have been writing quality articles now no? ~ 18:12, 16 April 2008 (UTC)
- Why do you bother talking with this erroneous genetic soup eh? You could have been writing quality articles now no? ~
- Why does ED constantly try to use this against us? So we didn't make a VTech article right off the bat. What do they care? They can write their shitty articles and just let us write our good ones. sir
- Erm, no, it was just because it was too soon to make fun of. It's a touchy subject, you know? Sometimes you need to wait a while. – Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize • writings • critchat) 17:34 Apr 16, 2008
VTech was funny, you are not
See the ED piece on VTech, that's comedy. You have two choices jew boy: Allow me to make the VTech article as I know how or expect a raid of /b/tards withing the next few days all over this place. Your call. – Preceding unsigned comment added by Lassier (talk • contribs)
- /b/ is not your personal army. – Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize • writings • critchat) 17:37 Apr 16, 2008
- /b/ut it might be fun /b/anning all those /b/tards! ...IF they come. 14:32, 17 April 2008 (UTC)
- You like the ED article? Here's a wacky suggestion you may not have heard before, but bear with me: why not stay on ED? There's room for more than one type of funny on the world... --SirU.U.Esq. VFH | GUN | Natter | Uh oh | Pee 18:40, Apr 16
Mordillo Isra El?
You are hereby subpoenaed under subsection sassafrassafrassa of US Penal Code. While this may excite the inert homosexual in us all, I assure you it is no laughing matter. You are to appear before a grand jury in regards to the case of Uncyclopedia vs. Mordillo as a character witness; that is, as yourself. You will testify only as to the defendant's penchant for dramatic humor. Furthermore, poopy. That is all.~~ Sir Ljlego, GUN [talk] 21:17, 16 April 2008 (UTC)
Oh Virginia
"Erm, no, it was just because it was too soon to make fun of. It's a touchy subject, you know? Sometimes you need to wait a while." My god you are such a little bitch. Did I know this people? No. Then why should I give a fuck about theirs or anyone else's feelings? Because I'm supposed to? Not reason enough for me. Azn kid walks into a school and kills bullies and some innocents too. To me and many that's fucking hillarious.
"So we didn't make a VTech article right off the bat. What do they care?" We hate your smugness. That's why we care. You are the Internet's "Full House".
"You like the ED article? Here's a wacky suggestion you may not have heard before, but bear with me: why not stay on ED? There's room for more than one type of funny on the world..." No. How about that? I chose to stay here and fuck with you. Why? Because it's fun.
- That's nice. – Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize • writings • critchat) 03:48 Apr 17, 2008
Er...
Wow, that's a descriptive title, sorry to come back to clutter your talk page, daddy, but is it just me or is something weird going on on Uncyc to do with indents like bullet points and the indent thingies used on talk pages. I've noticed it on NotM and on my talk page. It's weird, just came running here to check the whole world ףisn't about to blow up and all. - 08:22 17 AprilSir FSt. (QotF BFF NotM) YTTE
Hello There
I would just like to say how good you are at going your job. You ban people, you delete articles. Gosh what I wouldn't give to be like you, so I what I did and came in and said hi. --M☯rdill☯ 19:28, 17 April 2008 (UTC)
- @ Mordillo: Is anyone going to do anything about this? Surely he's broken at least rule two. sir
sysrq @ 20:14 Apr 17
I don't think I've told you this before
Thanks for being such a good admin. It means less work for the rest of us.--<<
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User:Bradaphraser has awarded you a cookie! Now go play in traffic. |
Thanks! :) It's always nice to get compliments, especially from an Uncyclopedia myth O_O. Oh look! My car flipped over! ~ 07:36, 21 April 2008 (UTC)
Mord-audio
Hi Mordillo, it's Cajek, your grandson! would you consider doing an audio for one of my unnews? I really liked the one you did for YTTE! • <Apr 21, 2008 [2:27]>
- Sure, which one? ~ 07:35, 21 April 2008 (UTC)
- Sure, which one? ~
- Could you do it for UnNews:Something Wicked This Way Comes? Thank you for doing this, Mordillo. I don't know what you want in exchange for doing this for me, but I hope it costs less than 10 bucks. Oh, and you rock, man. :) • <Apr 21, 2008 [9:01]>
- Something audiod this way comes! It might take me a couple of days since I'm moving to Amsterdam on Wed, and things are a bit hectic at the moment...:) ~ 10:15, 21 April 2008 (UTC)
- I'm glad that the cabal let you stay a registered user, Mordillo. I campaigned hard for ya. • <Apr 21, 2008 [10:18]>
Thank you, Mordillo. I don't want to seem impatient, but I'm actually kinda interested in how you're going to do this... :D • <Apr 24, 2008 [1:00]>
- You sound like the HP tech support I just contacted :). Sorry for delay, like I said I just moved from Israel to Holland, and I'm just settling in. Can you hold on a couple more days? I'll have it done by the weekend. ~ 20:54, 24 April 2008 (UTC)
- You sound like the HP tech support I just contacted :). Sorry for delay, like I said I just moved from Israel to Holland, and I'm just settling in. Can you hold on a couple more days? I'll have it done by the weekend. ~
- No prob, bob! • <Apr 24, 2008 [20:55]>
- I always wanted to be known as Bob :) ~ 20:56, 24 April 2008 (UTC)
- I always wanted to be known as Bob :) ~
Hey Bob, are you too busy to do the audio? If so, I understand. Disappointed, but it's just one audio. • <May 01, 2008 [0:48]>
- It's the damn mike, and I didn't get the chance to buy a new one yet. Really sorry about it. I think I'll be able to get it tomorrow. Hold your horses young Padwan, eventually you'll get it! ~ 00:53, 1 May 2008 (UTC)
- It's the damn mike, and I didn't get the chance to buy a new one yet. Really sorry about it. I think I'll be able to get it tomorrow. Hold your horses young Padwan, eventually you'll get it! ~
Malik
Oh hai, it's me. Thanks for removing the ICU from the article. Now I wonder what's gonna happen.
How can I improve my other article about the Altair v1.2? --AldirTheKnight 15:04, 21 April 2008 (UTC)
- Well, as for the Malik article, can you tell me what it's about? It seems like vanity to me but I didn't want to delete it straight, since you put a lot of effort in it. As for the Altair one - can you place a link to it? ~ 17:05, 21 April 2008 (UTC)
- Well, as for the Malik article, can you tell me what it's about? It seems like vanity to me but I didn't want to delete it straight, since you put a lot of effort in it. As for the Altair one - can you place a link to it? ~
Here is the Altair article http://en.uncyclopedia.co/wiki/The_Altair_v1.2 About the Malik, it's like selling the action figures of the characters of Assassin's Creed. Now if someone made an article about the game it would make a lot more sense.--AldirTheKnight 19:28, 21 April 2008 (UTC)
So...yeah--AldirTheKnight 02:52, 26 April 2008 (UTC)
I'm going to delay for a bit, I've got lots of things to do for school and i'm going away for the weekend.
- I can't help you with that since I don't play Asssins creed. Try to generalize it enough so anyone can relate to it. ~ 08:48, 30 April 2008 (UTC)
- I can't help you with that since I don't play Asssins creed. Try to generalize it enough so anyone can relate to it. ~
And could you give me an idea on how to do that intro you suggested? Thanks.--AldirTheKnight 03:44, 30 April 2008 (UTC)
Barbara Shack
I don't know why I got blocked. I note that funny articles about George W Bush are allowed as are articles about Tony Blair. And an article about prominent Republican politician Phyllis Schlafly merits a month long block? If I acted against any policy you could have deleted the article and warned me. An inexperienced poster on her third post can't reasonably be expected to know every nuance of policy. Perhaps you thought Phyllis Schlafly was someone I knew rather than a prominent figure. Alright we can all make mistakes. I probably make mistakes when I advise the sysops at Liberapedia as well. I try to avoid mistakes. I know that being blocked hurts. It's not always possible to avoid mistakes.
I can accept an honest mistake. I cannot accept that humiliating text with the picture of sheep from a prison cell. You accuse me of cyberbullying when that is what you and the other sysops do to about 20 blocked users a day. That fits in with the Wikipedia definition of hypocrisy and inconsistency. I have no idea how far you are behind that or how far the other administrators are behind that. When I come back it will be difficult to get me to respect the admins here. Now I'm at a Library computer. You can't block me from editing here without blocking the whole of the libraries in Birmingham, England. I suppose we'll get more contact when the block expires. Bie for now.80.249.48.108 15:53, 21 April 2008 (UTC)
- Alright, let's go over it step by step. An article that goes like: Phyllis Schlafly is mother of the horrible Andrew Schlafly. She thinks it's OK for husbands to rape their wives. is far from being a funny article. It merited a month long ban which is the standard ban length for a cyberbullying offense. Granted, I might have given you a warning first - but since I encounter numerous acts of idiots a day, which their only desire is to call someone "gay" "rapist" "fat turd" etc, it is hard to differentiate the bad guys from the erroneous ones. However, you could have shortened your ban length significantly were you to send me an email through my page (something I didn't block) or seeking me or any other admin on the IRC channel. The ban window clearly states that.
- As for the second half of your post. I suggest you read this which explains, more or less, the way the admins work around here. There are few of us, we have tons of crap to deal with every day - and sometimes we are more harsh than we need to. However, we don't need your respect to continue our everyday maintenance, we need your recognition that we maintain law and order and that is the way it is around here. I've been here for two years now, won nearly every award this site has to offer and I certainly don't care if you respect me or not. I'd rather you did, but I can live quite happily without it. Having said that, a word of caution: do not think I'll hesitate for one minute to perform a very nasty range block to prevent you from causing trouble in the future. You threatening to cause havoc, will not improve your status here. So, to summarize everything: I'm willing to unban you if you assure me that you plan to play along with our rules, and read BGBU before editing any further. Agreed? ~ 17:23, 21 April 2008 (UTC)
Perhaps you would like to comment on this.Barbara Shack 12:35, 2 May 2008 (UTC)
Crack
No problem on the delay Mordillo, I know you're busy. I have quite a bit more work to do, and I like the idea of writing a 'How to make it at Home' section. Also, I'll see how to get some better pictures and morph 'The Man' into a more prominent and known figure. Thanks so much for looking at it... --WesMan20 (talk) 15:58, 21 April 2008 (UTC)
- My Pleasure. ~ 16:55, 21 April 2008 (UTC)
- My Pleasure. ~
Musical sympathys
Hi, I was just strolling along and I thought you may like to know that I wrote an article - I thought you may like to have a read or something, or even come and join my fellow voters in the exclusive section in the VFH park for a picnic.--Sycamore (Talk) 14:47, 22 April 2008 (UTC)
Random display of affection time!
*HUG!* -- Luverly - (Contribs) (Talk) Grammar Nazi, Mum , BFF & NotM, CUN , GMP . - Perkele! 18:48, 22 Apr
- Hellooo Luvvy. Thanks for that, much appreciated! ~ 20:36, 24 April 2008 (UTC)
- Hellooo Luvvy. Thanks for that, much appreciated! ~
adoption
I'm looking for adoption.... Intrested? - 
忍者男 • Ninja Man 
• Talk! • The Hitlist • Pages I've Attacked • Ninja-style Main Page Time→ 22:29, 22 April 2008 (UTC)
- Sure, just take under consideration I'm a bit busy these days so I won't be as present as I usually am. ~ 20:51, 24 April 2008 (UTC)
- Sure, just take under consideration I'm a bit busy these days so I won't be as present as I usually am. ~
Hitler Dolls
Hey Mordillo - sorry you didn't like my post on the Hitler dolls. I've got to say I thought it was at least mildly chucklelicious...mostly because Hitler dolls are being sold in the Ukraine (sorry about my poor spelling of Ukraine BTW) and just extending it to make the whole thing even more mad than it already is seemed a good way to crack at least the smidgen of a smile…I throw myself on your mercy as a god of comedy to unhuff my unnews article
- If you register an account, I can restore it to your userspace for further work. What do you think? ~ 20:37, 24 April 2008 (UTC)
- If you register an account, I can restore it to your userspace for further work. What do you think? ~
Adopt Me Please!
I am a new guy, who is ready to bear the proud star of Judah. I will eat the worst of kugel's, I will walk the streets of Sedarot, I will do anything for you!!! So please adopt me! -(I was baleted for this edit) 21:51, 25 April 2008 (UTC)
- You do know that kugel is quite a delcacy right? :). No problem. What do you need? ~ 09:58, 26 April 2008 (UTC)
- Of course I know Kugel is a delicacy; but have you ever had BAD Kugel? Not a good experience.
- You do know that kugel is quite a delcacy right? :). No problem. What do you need? ~
I need help with knowing how to use the 'wiki' format. 'Cus when I edit things I don't want them looking like a tornado just flew threw them. Thanks for all 'help' in advance! -(I was baleted for this edit) 01:06, 28 April 2008 (UTC)
Finally, a reason to use a userspace template!
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Special thanks for being the one who lazed over from VFS to the dump. ;) — Sir Manticore 14:01, 26 April 2008 (UTC)
- No worries mate. BTW, you're a major now :) ~ 16:39, 26 April 2008 (UTC)
- No worries mate. BTW, you're a major now :) ~
JewCrew
A collab account for me and my buddy that we`ll do collabs with...
--JewCrew 16:58, 26 April 2008 (UTC)
Please Check
I have a feeling that User:HonestUser is a sockpuppet of User:The Improver judging by his contributions. If not then its just me thinking too deeply of this YTTE noob drama. Thank you --Sir DJ ~ Irreverent 10:17, 27 April 2008 (UTC)
- It's probally the drama. I'd just expect the sockpuppt to vote for me the instant it's created but it's just me. I wouldn't use a sockpuppet just to rig votes would I?. Besides, the user might of been created after some of the vandalism one user did. --The Improver talk • contribs • 10:24, Apr 27 2008 (UTC)
- Eh doesn't matter. He changed his vote, strange name though --Sir DJ ~ Irreverent
11:52, 27 April 2008 (UTC)
- Eh doesn't matter. He changed his vote, strange name though --Sir DJ ~ Irreverent
Er...
I'm making this page. And this time I'm adding the construction tag. Boy that really is good advice you know.
- I don't follow. ~ 11:47, 27 April 2008 (UTC)
- I don't follow. ~
Words and Pictures
All yours, chief! --SirU.U.Esq. VFH | GUN | Natter | Uh oh | Pee 20:41, Apr 28
- Two fish were in a tank, and one fish says to the other, How do you drive this thing? and the other fish says Go fuck yourself. The first fish says, But I don't have any hands...? • <Apr 28, 2008 [21:28]>
cheers for the signature change
Thanks for sorting my sig out, I'm sure I would have done it myself at some point (Sycamore looks side to side and shifty, obviously lieing);).--Sycamore (Talk) 18:19, 29 April 2008 (UTC)
- You're welcome! ~ 08:49, 30 April 2008 (UTC)
- You're welcome! ~
Article Deletion
Excuse me, I would like to know why exactly you decided to delete my Yoshiki article. I read something about a policy where if you haven't heard of the person in the rticle, then it is automatically deleted, but Yoshiki IS, in fact, a real person, in a real band, and many other people have heard of him and his band (most of them are in Japan, but they DO exist) and I worked really hard to write that article about him (with the utmost love and respect for him of course). Because the "History" tab on the article isn't showing up, I have no way to recover about half of what I had written there. Will you please restore the article? And no, I will not give you twelve Euros.
- Done. However, I'm going to restore the ICU tag you removed (without consent, btw) since you need to put some more work into it. At the moment, I can't really find a lot of integrity and humor in it. You need to make it more appealing to people who don't know the band. ~ 12:31, 30 April 2008 (UTC)
- Done. However, I'm going to restore the ICU tag you removed (without consent, btw) since you need to put some more work into it. At the moment, I can't really find a lot of integrity and humor in it. You need to make it more appealing to people who don't know the band. ~
- I was just backing up the file to my computer, and was planning to re-upload it here once I finished editing and re-writing it. Thank you both for restoring the article. =) -- Becki Kurosaki
מילה
חחחחחח--מילה 23:07, 30 April 2008 (UTC)
Ancient Order of Tootsie Roll Farmers
Hello, yes I am a noob. My articles of Tootsicus Toxica and the Ancient Order of Tootsie Roll Farmers were deleted. I have read the noob handbook and I am uncertain as to the problem. I can understand the Tootsicus Toxica deletion the entry lacked a real premise and was just created to give my Tootsie Roll entry credence, but the Ancient Order of Tootsie Roll Farmers was requested on an IRC after I whored for reviews of the Tootsie Rolls. I spent a lot of time on this article and can only assume it was deleted because of the correlation between the holocaust and the extermination of the AOTRF or that know one has heard of the order, but I point to Crunchberry famine of 1652. A completely fictional event that one would only find if searching for Captain Crunch and one of my favorite entires. I beg you. Please give me the chance to rewrite the Ancient Order of Tootsie Roll Farmers entry. Tell me what needs to be fixed and I'll fix it. It is a wonderful premise. --Cheapinitreal 23:44, 30 April 2008 (UTC)
- Want to tell me what's it about? What disturbed me about the article was the usage of a mass grave picture. ~ 23:54, 30 April 2008 (UTC)
- Want to tell me what's it about? What disturbed me about the article was the usage of a mass grave picture. ~
I figured that might be the problem. It can be removed without compromising anything else. It wasn't meant to offend. The Ancient Order Of Tootsie Roll Farmers is the secret society entrusted with the task of growing the Tootsicus Toxica plant, the plant which produces the Tootsie Roll. If you haven't read Tootsie Rolls yet it gives the broad strokes. The entry was finished and up for less than 5 minutes before deletion. --Cheapinitreal 00:14, 1 May 2008 (UTC)
- Resotred. You need to put some work into it so it would sense to the rest of us, I can't really understand what it's all about. Also, please refrain from using the mass graves pics. thanks. ~ 00:46, 1 May 2008 (UTC)
- Resotred. You need to put some work into it so it would sense to the rest of us, I can't really understand what it's all about. Also, please refrain from using the mass graves pics. thanks. ~
Thank you very much, and I will continue to work on it, any chance of Getting Tootsicus Toxica back as well, the three pieces were intended to tie each other together, I just started writing that one out before really thinking it through. I just can't help it; I love uncyclopedia. --Cheapinitreal 01:04, 1 May 2008 (UTC)
MRirian Deleted
Hi I was wondering if I could get back what I submitted. I am not asking for any real restoration. I was just hoping if you were 'jovial' enough as stated in the mum's codeine that an admin if 'happy' would help move an article to a user's page. I understand if you don't like the article. It's just that I have wasted some of my precious time and was hoping if I could get it back so I won't feel so wasted. Also I would like to state that it is noted on the mum's codeine page that it is an 'ignorable' policy. So, I could get it back, right? Please? However Mririan, I must admit does not have an article on wikipedia. But she does have one on encyclopedia dramatica. Also a search on google does show something --Hetelllies 00:37, 1 May 2008 (UTC)
- Done. Couple of pointers: ED is really not something I'll count on as a reliable source :). Also, ignorable policies means that...well, we try not to ignore them. ~ 00:50, 1 May 2008 (UTC)
- Um thanks! Umm so what happens next? Do I take it down myself or do I edit it into something else? I am currently clueless. I just read an article about the difference between ED and Uncyclopedia. And as I gathered, it seems like this isn't something that would usually be posted on uncyclopedia. Something about flame wars and uncyclopedia being the good guys Hetelllies 02:04, 1 May 2008 (UTC)
- Done. Couple of pointers: ED is really not something I'll count on as a reliable source :). Also, ignorable policies means that...well, we try not to ignore them. ~
Hey, Hey...
...guess who it is! Hey daddy, I just wanted to ask a quick question: Who writes the blurb paragraph thing for WotM and NotM which goes on the front page (I just wanted to know for general knowledge but also because I love my one!!)? P.S. I just noticed how much you stuff you get about restoring pages! Phew that must be a lot of work... - 17:59 1 May Sir FSt. (QotF BFF NotM) YTTE
OMG you even did the funny voices!
I <3 Mordaudio. I'm glad you like the article, I was hoping you would. That would've been cool to hear which parts you laughed at, though, ha! • <May 02, 2008 [14:52]>
- I really enjoyed making that one, sorry again for taking that long. ~ 15:09, 2 May 2008 (UTC)
- I really enjoyed making that one, sorry again for taking that long. ~
NotM - Thanks
Mordillo, you there? Come out where I can see you, I come bearing gifts! There you are! You are a VERY clever person. Why? Because you voted for me and helped me become NotM! Well done. Give yourself a pat on the back.
To reward you, I'm giving you a YTTE goodie-bag. It is a collection of YTTE memorabilia I've just pulled out of my pocket...That's one scrumpled piece of paper, a dead slug, three unidentified hairs, a strain of the bird flu virus, a morally ambiguous Olympic torch, two cows and various assorted, unexpected items. Enjoy!
YTTE would also remind you that he's still got a few miracle toothbrushes left. Toothbrushes have so many uses, and these miracles ones are great! Buy one now for a massively reduced price and enjoy their increased ease-of-use feel. 98% of the people studied said their teeth were saved by these total protection tooth brushes! Get your hands on one now!
P.S. Sorry that was so long and rambling, sorry there's no picture. You'll just have to imagine that this is a short, concise, beautiful thank you template. Also I'm hoping I'm not breaking any unspoken rule or etiquette of Uncyclopedia by giving you this thank you template!
from YTTE.
Thanks Mordillo, especially thanks for all the help you've been giving me, no doubt that without you I wouldn't have won this...so thanks. - 16:14 2 May Sir FSt. (QotF BFF NotM) YTTE
- To tell you the truth, you never really needed me, you were quite the NotM from the start. :) ~ 19:22, 2 May 2008 (UTC)
- To tell you the truth, you never really needed me, you were quite the NotM from the start. :) ~
ICU Tag
Hello again. I've noticed an ICU tag was placed on my Tootsie Rolls entry. I assumed you put it on as you are the only admin. that i know has read it. I've done a massive edit on it and plan to continue work on it. RAHB and SirSquiggle are giving me pointers on it. I was just wondering if it was worthy of taking the tag off of yet? If you'd take a look and let me know you think, I'd appreciate it. Thank you, --Cheapinitreal 04:15, 3 May 2008 (UTC)
- To tell you the truth, I'm still not quite sure what it's all about. But then again, I don't need to know as long as you keep working and improving. You migh consider using this for extra advice. Oh, and I removed the ICU. ~ 18:56, 3 May 2008 (UTC)
- To tell you the truth, I'm still not quite sure what it's all about. But then again, I don't need to know as long as you keep working and improving. You migh consider using this for extra advice. Oh, and I removed the ICU. ~
Congratulations!
You are the recipient of the Mhaille Award For Excellence for the month of April 2008.
Though not "up there" with the great awards of Uncyclopedia, I'd like to show my own support and appreciation for what people are doing out there to make this place better. Even before your sysopage you worked hard both improving articles but also helping others to do the same. You, sir, are a true Uncyclopedian. -- Sir Mhaille (talk to me)
- Why thank you! I have to admit I was eyeing this specific trohpy for some time now! I'll be sure to hold it while I'm waiting for you to step out of the shower! :) ~ 10:42, 3 May 2008 (UTC)
- Why thank you! I have to admit I was eyeing this specific trohpy for some time now! I'll be sure to hold it while I'm waiting for you to step out of the shower! :) ~
Finally bowing to the pressure
Thanks to your encouragement (and a very rainy day here) I've just submitted a finished article to Pee Review. I appreciate all the nice things you said. Now, to leave the same message with Mr. MO . . .--Procopius 18:42, 3 May 2008 (UTC)
- Now go and vote for defender of the clown on VFH :) ~ 18:46, 3 May 2008 (UTC)
- Now go and vote for defender of the clown on VFH :) ~
Picture Logo Thingy
Hello, again! Remember a while ago we talked about swapping the Uncyclopedia logo for something different (like you showed me in the Wikipedia article and the Polish Inquisition article) on one of my articles? Well I've actually got two pages now and it would be great if you could work your logo swapping magic on them (if it's still Ok, that is)...they are Wikipedia Main Page and This Page Is On Fire. This Page Is On Fire is slightly more complicated, I've put in a request at UN:PIC for a burning Uncyclopedia logo, so we'll see about that... The other one is quite simple: on Wikipedia Main Page could you replace the Uncyclopedia logo with the Wikipedia logo? Thanks in advance...And this is still Ok, isn't it? - 08:20 5 May Sir FSt. (QotF BFF NotM) YTTE
- Of course it is. The wikipedia one is done, with some help with Spang. Let me know when the other one is ready. ~ 14:39, 5 May 2008 (UTC)
- Oh thanks! That's perfect... The other one I'm just waiting for someone to do the burning Uncyclopedia logo... Anyway, thanks again! P.S. Thank you to Spang as well! - 17:00 5 May Sir FSt. (QotF BFF NotM) YTTE
- Didn't want to clutter your talk page with another header, but just a quick question: Do you reckon in two or three months I'll be ready to adopt n00bs of my own? Or is that too soon? - 16:46 7 May Sir FSt. (QotF BFF NotM) YTTE
- Feel free to put as many YesTimeToPutNewHeaders on my takj page! It's really up to you, if you feel like you're up to it, you can do it in a month or so as well. ~ 20:07, 7 May 2008 (UTC)
- Feel free to put as many YesTimeToPutNewHeaders on my takj page! It's really up to you, if you feel like you're up to it, you can do it in a month or so as well. ~
- Didn't want to clutter your talk page with another header, but just a quick question: Do you reckon in two or three months I'll be ready to adopt n00bs of my own? Or is that too soon? - 16:46 7 May Sir FSt. (QotF BFF NotM) YTTE
- Oh thanks! That's perfect... The other one I'm just waiting for someone to do the burning Uncyclopedia logo... Anyway, thanks again! P.S. Thank you to Spang as well! - 17:00 5 May Sir FSt. (QotF BFF NotM) YTTE
- Of course it is. The wikipedia one is done, with some help with Spang. Let me know when the other one is ready. ~
Really really really really really really late thanks
I felt like making one after all those months --Sir DJ ~ Irreverent 12:49, 5 May 2008 (UTC)
Hi
Just saying hello to an admin, mordillo Bark-Bark McCyborg 22:09, 7 May 2008 (UTC)
- Welcome Bark Bark! Have a great time in Uncync! ~ 07:40, 8 May 2008 (UTC)
- Welcome Bark Bark! Have a great time in Uncync! ~
שלום
שלום, שמי דניאל ואני מפעיל בויקיפדיה העברית. ראיתי את דבריך באיןציקלופדיה העברית ורציתי להגיד שאני מסכים איתך ב-100%. אני תרעתי על אותם הדברים לפני כמה שבועות ושום דבר לא קרה (ונחסמתי). לצערי אני חושב שעלינו לקבל את העובדה שאיןציקלופדיה העברית הסאטירית מתה והוחלפה בניסוי במדע המדינה. כל המשתמשים הטובים שם פרשו והוחלפו על ידי החבורה הנוכחית ששכחה שקיימים גם קוראים. בברכה, 19:41, 9 May 2008 (UTC)
זו לא ממש חבורה נוכחית כמו מגלומן אחד שמחריב את האתר. ועושה ממנו משהו הרבה יותר גרוע מויקיפדיה. האיש עושה כשלו באתר במסווה של "התנהגות ידידותית" וכל מי שמעז להרים ראש כנגדו חוטף זפטה תחת הכותרת של "אל תתערב לנו בחיי הקהילה". נו שוין, אולי אפשר לעשות את המהפיכה בשבתות וחגים כשהוא לא שם :) ~ 10:47, 10 May 2008 (UTC)
היי
זה פאי. אני רציתי רק להגיד שיש משהו במה שאתה אומר אבל קצת קשה לחזור אחורה מהנקודה הזאת (ולא בטוח שצריך) ויקיפדיה נעשתה הרבה יותר מסודרת ואם זה בא על חשבון דברים אחרים אז לפעמים זה לטובה. רק רציתי לדעת: אם הייתה לך זכות הצבעה הייתה מצביע בעד הפלצת HOT?
זו בדיוק הטעות שלך ושל כל שאר החברים באתר. אתם מקבלים את מה שהדיקטטור אומר כאילו זו בשורת האל בכבודה ובעצמה. זה היה פשוט עצוב לראות מה שהוא עשה לאובונוטו עם האיןציקלופד המצטיין. הוא החליט שהאתר זה הוא - וככה זה יהיה. זה לא חוקי מדינה, זה לא חוקי כנסת. הוא בסך הכל משתמש אחד באתר. זה הכל, הקול שלו לא נחשב יותר מקולות אחרים. אם לא שמתם לב כל החוקים והנהלים האלו קוברים את האתר. 10 משתמשים בחצי שנה? ברצינות. שמת לב כמה משתמשים יש לך פה? שמת לב כמה מאמרים? שמת לב כמה החוקים פשוטים וכמה שפה אפשר לנהל דיון ידידותי בדברים בלי שישר יקפוץ הדיקטטור המקומי ויגיד - עזוב אותנו לנפשנו? זה הזמן שלכם לקחת את עצמכם בידיים, כי בקרוב זה יהפוך להיות האתר של ינון.
~ 10:56, 10 May 2008 (UTC)
אין לינון כל כוונה להפוך את זה לאתר שלו. וכי מה יוצא לי מהאתר? באתי לשם כמו כל משתמש וראיתי בלאגן. אם זה כ"כ גרוע, מדוע בסקר בעמוד הראשי הרוב המוחלט טוען שהאתר משתפר? ומה בעצם האינטרס שלך בכל ההסתה הזו נגדי? ראית שלפני חצי שנה בקושי היו 3 בכל דיון ועכשיו יש 7 תוך שניות? במה בדיוק אני דיקטטור? בזה שאני הסכמתי לתמוך באובונטו? למה אני חייב לתמוך בו? מהיכן נובעת ההתנגדות שלך הכ"כ חזקה? אם יש לך מה להגיד ולהסביר, לא להסית, אתה מוזמן. שאלתי אותך בדף השיחה של אובונטו כמה שאלות וטרם נעניתי. בברכה,89.139.86.82 17:39, 11 May 2008 (UTC)י
אני לא יודע אם אתה מודע לכך, שהסקר הזה זה בדיוק המקום בו ניתן להטות הצבעות. או בקצרה - כל משתמש יכול להצביע כמה פעמים שרוצה ובתנאי שהחליף כתובת IP.
ההתנגדות שלי כלפיך התחילה בשניה שאתה הגבת בצורה שהגבת כאשר אני נתתי כמה נקודות למחשבה לקהילה. אתה הגבת בצורה המצביעה על כך שמראה על כך שבעיניך אתה בעל האמת המוחלטת באתר וכל דעה אחרת שמטרידה אותך במקצת, אינה ראויה לתגובה או נתפסת כפטרונות לדבריך. מכאן הגיע הכינוי דיקטטור. לגבי אובונוטו, לא אמרתי שאתה צריך לתמוך בו. אבל הצורה שעשית זאת, ביישת ילד שבסך הכל רצה להרגיש טוב עם עצמו - ורק בגלל שהצביע נגדך בהצבעה הטפשית הזאת של סגירת האתר (שזה חסר תקדים בכל אתר ויקיה שהוא) והבאת אותו לכדי שיאמר "אני לא ראוי". למה הוא לא ראוי? לפרס מדומה באתר סאטירה? לזה הוא לא ראוי? לא חבל עליו? היה לי הרבה מה להגיד ולעזור, ואם תסתכל על ההודעה הראשונית שלי באקספרסו באר, היא היתה ידידותית לחלוטין. לא באתי בביקורת אישית, לא אמרתי שאני יודע כל. אמרתי שנראה לי שהאתר לא הולך בכיוון חיובי וזה הכל. אתה החלטת שזה לא מתאים לאג'נדה שלך וסגרת את הגולל עלי.
~ 21:10, 11 May 2008 (UTC)
פתחתי דיון באקספרסו בר (של האתר בעיברית) על מרבית ההצעות שלך, אשמח אם תגיב שם. המטרה של כולנו היא זהה- הפיכת איןציקלופדיה העברית למקום נעים יותר לכתוב ולקרוא בו. חשוב לי שתבין שחלק גדול מההצעות המגבילות אינן שלי ולחלקן אף התנגדתילא ביישתי את אובונטו, ואם תבדוק בארכיונים, דווקא אני זה שתמך בו ראשון בבחירות למפעילאני, כמשתמש פרטי, לא כאדון האתר ולא כמפעיל אפילו, כמשתמש ינון,, לא חייב לתמוך בו. הוא היה מועמד גם בדצמבר 2007, ושירבי אמר שבגלל שיש לו שגיאות כתיב הוא לא ראוי להיקרא מצטיין, אני אז די הגנתי עליו. חלק גדול מההגבלות המיותרות הן מבית היוצר שלו- הגבלת עריכת סקר רק לותיקים זו הגבלה של אובונטו, תעשה טובה ותבדוק בארכיונים מי הציע מה. הסיבה שהגבתי כמו שהגבתי על דבריך היא הסיבה שאובונטו התחיל להיכנס לקריזה ולרצות לשנות סידרי בראשית בלי לחשוב, אתה מודע למשל שריימונד הצביע נגדו כנראה בגלל שהוא מינה אותו לפקח ופיטר אותו אחרי יומיים- זו דיקטטורה אמיתית. מרבית ההצעות שלי נועדו רק לסדר את האתר, בלי הגבלה של חיי היום יום של המשתמשים. תנאים למינוי בודקים, למינוי מפעילים ולמינוי פקחים אינם נוגעים לחיי היום יום של המשתמשים ולא מגבילים בכלום, כללי הזמן המוקצב להצבעה רק מונעים בעיות שההצבעה תאורכב מתי שנוח למארכב. ובנימה אחרת- אני לומד פסיכולוגיה, ומה שתמיד מלמדים אותנו שדווקא גבולות יציבים מאפשרים את החופש בתוך שטח הגבולות. הגבולות הרצויים מבחינתי הם רק במישור הטכני- כללי ההצבעות למיהן ואולי רק עוד כמה גבולות אחרים. הצעירים די חיקו אותי והציעו הצעות שלחלקן התנגדתי נחרצות. פאי בכלל רצה אחראי אחד על אירכוב הצבעות ובמקור הצעתי את חוק הפקחים בכדי שהוא לא יציע משהו יותר גרוע, אבל עכשיו התרגלנו כבר לפקחים והוספנו להם יכולות טכניות, כך שרצוי שהמצב יישאר, עם החזרת סמכויות רבות יותר למשתמשים אחרים. ובקשר לכללי כתיבת ערכים- הניסוח עילג ובאולטרא בירוקרטי, לא אני כתבתי אותו ואני כבר מזמן חושב שצריך לשנות אותו לקווים מנחים כלליים. אני מאמין שבסוף אני ואתה עוד נהיה חברים טובים. בברכה, 89.139.86.82 23:11, 11 May 2008 (UTC).
While you're at it...
I finally had time to drop by my office again...
"ChanServ changes topic to 'Sabba dropped by to say HAPPY PURIM!'" caught my attention. I'm not that far into my Hebrew studies yet... *sniffle* -- Luverly - (Contribs) (Talk) Grammar Nazi, Mum , BFF & NotM, CUN , GMP . - Perkele! 20:25, 10 May
- Wow, now that was a long time ago, I left you a happy holiday greeting, back when it was Purim. ~ 13:40, 11 May 2008 (UTC)
- I blame the holiday I didn't ask my UnFamily for permission to leave for a few weeks on Holiday the mentioned date and then moving, having no proper internet access for a few weeks. IRC conveniently is blocked at work... *sigh* -- Luverly - (Contribs) (Talk) Grammar Nazi, Mum , BFF & NotM, CUN , GMP . - Perkele! 18:12, 11 May
- I blame the holiday I didn't ask my UnFamily for permission to leave for a few weeks on Holiday the mentioned date and then moving, having no proper internet access for a few weeks. IRC conveniently is blocked at work... *sigh* -- Luverly - (Contribs) (Talk)
- Wow, now that was a long time ago, I left you a happy holiday greeting, back when it was Purim. ~
UnSignpost Sunday Edition: May 11th, 2008
The periodical without any junk in its trunk!
May 11th, 2008 • Issue 2 • Scene XII
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Wikia staff finally locates blockage in the Internet tubes: Spang's talkpage  After endless days of searching itself, Wikia has discovered the source of all its problems. "It's not DPL," Wikia's local sexy janitor, who wished to remain anonymous, told reporters. "It's not those damn ParserFunctions either, or forums, or even Chuck Norris." When asked what the real cause of Wikia's distresses were, our source remained tight-lipped by stapling his mouth shut. Which was probably a bad idea, considering he ended up writhing in pain on the floor, bleeding all over the nice Wikia rugs. Thankfully, the UnSignpost has a trained doctor on its staff, who was sensible enough to call for medical help. After the sexy janitor was revived, he said "rar." When further questioned about the source of all Wikia's woes, he finally admitted it was Spang's talkpage. "Uncyclopedia user "Spang"'s refusal to archive his talkpage is slowly clogging up the arteries of the Internet," says a technical forum at Wikia. "The talkpage in question has already managed to crash all three of the computers in Australia." Upon being asked to archive his talkpage, Spang reportedly said, "No." When Uncyclopedia was asked to comment, the site had this to say: "FU SPANG". UnSignpost Releases First Issue  May 8th, 2008: Uncyclopedia develops a new fungus... a newspapery one. "Through all the shockporn and Oscar Wilde references, we made it!" Founder Dr. Skullthumper said at a recent press conference. At the conference in Skullthumper's backyard, editor-in-chief Cajek, wearing a traditional light blue Mongolian Toga and screaming at birds, had more to add. "I would like to thank all the writers involved. Thank you, you gods of men. You captains of the human experience." Police are investigating the use of strong hallucinogenic drugs during the making of the first issue. So far, the investigation has reached the top of the Unsignpost empire, when detectives found Dr. Skullthumper forcing his staff to squirt automotive door-lock de-icer up their noses to "enhance the creative joo-joo." Local police then ordered the paper to rescind two award-winning articles from its May 8th release. Two of the most hardened criminals on the UnSignpost staff, Meatbone and Spider, are currently planning revenge. When asked if UnSignpost was, like the Daily Show, the Onion, or Uncyclopedia, popular enough to parody itself, Cajek said "No. Obviously not. We can't say we suck yet, or else people would be like 'yeah, they do suck!' We have to wait until people like us. Then, when they read us making fun of ourselves they'll be all like 'this paper ROX!'" In the meantime, the paper promises to not make fun of itself, and will stick to meta-parodying instead until "someone important says it's okay." Heavy metal music found to be beneficial when reverting vandals In a study involving Squiggle, RAHB, Cajek, Fnoodle, Dr. Skullthumper, and Starnestommy, in which they fought diligently for Uncyclopedia through the night, heavy metal music was found to be the best for the purpose of "ass-kicking". After sprinkling some magic over the statistics, they automatically became true. Cajek's Corner
Today, we're going to make a standard Uncyclopedia article, Cajek-style. You will need:
Now, we'll combine the elements together into something that might be called an "article". In reality, all you have to do is whine for a good few pages of text, then sprinkle the annoying elements - sparingly. Add headlines and split up paragraphs to disguise your rant as a well-formatted article, and you're done! Skull's Skullery
Hi kids! Today, we're going to travel with me, Dr. Skullthumper, through a normal day at Uncyc!
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~ Fnoodle (talk) (my creator) 04:26, 11 May 2008 (UTC)
היי
עוד לא ענית לי בדף זה או באקספרסו בר. יש לך הצעות איך נוכל למשוך אלינו יותר משתמשים? ואגב, ההרשמה לכאן היא באותו קוד כמו באיןציקלופדיה העברית? בברכה, ינון. 13:06, 12 May 2008 (UTC)
היי
עוד לא ענית לי בדף זה או באקספרסו בר. יש לך הצעות איך נוכל למשוך אלינו יותר משתמשים? ואגב, ההרשמה לכאן היא באותו קוד כמו באיןציקלופדיה העברית? בברכה, ינון. 13:07, 12 May 2008 (UTC)
כן, עוד לא הגעתי לזה, אני קצת עסוק בעבודה. ההרשמה פה היא בנפרד כי זה לא אתר של ויקיה במקור. ~ 20:20, 12 May 2008 (UTC)
Quick question
Howdy Mordillo, quick question: what do you reckon should be done with this: Buster boyz? I can't remember what Zombiebaron's "Vanity for deletion" tag was, which I think would be perfect, as it looks like vanity crap but has an outside chance of not being, I suppose. I guess it's a little long to be QVFD'd out of hand - any thoughts? --SirU.U.Esq. VFH | GUN | Natter | Uh oh | Pee 09:23, May 13
- I'd actually go for ICU on the grounds of "no humor detected whatsoever", but the vanity one will do just as well. I don't think it's QVFD material since they obviously put some effort in it...even if it's...errr...yes. That's it. ~ 09:54, 13 May 2008 (UTC)
- I'd actually go for ICU on the grounds of "no humor detected whatsoever", but the vanity one will do just as well. I don't think it's QVFD material since they obviously put some effort in it...even if it's...errr...yes. That's it. ~
UnSignpost: May 15th, 2008
The Newspaper With No Ambitions, Goals, Hopes or Dreams!
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The Bible Finally Catches a Break  For years... or whatever... Conservapedia has attacked Uncyc for being too liberal. Today, Uncyc publicly derobes itself, and reveals its patriotic side. From now on, "Uncyclopedia" will be renamed "Falwellapedia" in honor of the late pastor, Jerry Falwell who died May 15th, 2007. Unsignpost spoke with the founder, Modusoperandi, in his isolated forest bunker. "I hate how the liberals treat us!" Modus shouted, along with his two followers. "Don't they see that when they make fun of us, the lord rolls over in his soon-to-be-resurrected grave?" The conservative propagandabot Fbooble is scheduled to "purge the site of any left-wing statements" by the end of the week, soon after it gains self-awareness and joins the Republican party. "HUMANS, CLOSE YOUR NOISE HOLES AND PAY ATTENTION!" Fbooble proclaimed at a recent press conference. "THE DEMOCRATS AND ALL THOSE OTHER LIBERALS ARE NEARING THE END." Fbooble, whose titanium wristwatch glistened in the afternoon sun, held up a copy of the Falwell Children's Bible near the conclusion of the conference and said "ALL PRAISE JEBUS, AND HIS INVINCIBLE ARMY OF DISCIPLES!" Although Fbooble is unclear on the details of religion right now, it promises to become ultraconservative when it does. Not all Uncyc users are happy with the transition. Although we could not find anyone who actually called themselves a liberal, we did manage to vandalize a hybrid just to equal the score. Unsignpost promises a lucrative year via advertising revenue for the Republican National Committee and a weekly "Republican of the Week" section. Changes by Fbooble will include replacing all swear words, such as ****** and ***********, with the word "daffodil," and deleting all articles. Shockporn deemed unworthy will be replaced with this image, and quotes not from the bible will be deleted with extreme prejudice. All non-American users, such as that one guy are to be called "fags", also with extreme prejudice.  How To Be Funny And Not Just Stupid, one of the hallmarks of Uncyclopedia, has reached the top of the heap. Mordillo, an administrator who will be the least offended when we attribute absolutely false quotes to him, recently said of the page "Finally! Although I've never read it, I hear it's full of fatherly, patronizing advice for those newbs that write those articles I'm constantly huffing!" Mhaille, who has the most linked-to userpage on Uncyc, was slightly more angry at the recent news. "I'm only in 10th place? What the f**k?" While spying on Mhaille from under his bed, the news staff heard language that no human being was ever supposed to hear. Thankfully, the staff was smashed on Listerine, and may have just made up the entire event. Mhaille commented that "No, they didn't make it up, and if they do it again they had better bring enough Listerine for everyone." The user responsible for the 36,000+ links to How To Be Funny And Not Just Stupid wishes to remain anonymous, but said to our reporters through a wiretap "I just got too carried away. I wish I could take it back, but I can't, and that's no reason for threatening my family in this way! Oh jeez, I hope you get this message, Uncyclopedia. All right, I'm hanging up now, and I hope you're not angry. *BEEP*" UnSignpost Releases Second Issue May 15th, 2008: Uncyclopedia has developed an open wound... a newspaperish one. Riding high on their success, Dr. Skullthumper and Cajek have "deployed their golden parachutes" and are "planning to pack up our shit" and "get the hell out of here." Wearing his trademark solid gold sweatpants, bought with the advertising from the first and second issues of Unsignpost, Dr. Skullthumper said "It was fun, I guess, but now it's time to move on. Like a wild hyena, Unsignpost has left its mark. There are no more stories to cover: no more people to attribute fake quotes to." Cajek, munching on a shish kabob of bald eagle babies, had nothing to add except maniacal laughter as he threw thousands of dollars into the air. Unsignpost, bankrupted by the two owner's antics, is planning to make the paper a paid subscription, unless something kooky happens, in which case it won't. In addition to subscriptions, Unsignpost is having a luau at Mike's house to raise money. "Oh, it'll be soooooo exciting!" Mike said. ...You know Mike. Anyway, Mike continued, "There'll be a silent auction, and a limbo contest, and a pin-the-tail-on-the-donkey! Oh! So exciting!" With the proceeds, Unsignpost hopes to add a "Week Box of the Week of the Week" section and a mascot. Maybe a shark. Protein folding: The latest in computer entertainment "Well that's great," you say. "So I'm helping compute protein folding, a never-before-possible situation to model on computers, and thus helping cure some of the most misunderstood diseases to strike humankind as well as advancing the knowledge of the human race into parts of science that were up until recently perceived as impossible. So what's in it for ME?!" You, yes you, will get the excitement of watching proteins fold in your very own home! "Wow!" exclaims part-time F@H user Dr. Skullthumper, "did you just see that? Did you just SEE the way that blue thing collided into that gray thing? Oh man, it was amazing! And in super-slow motion, too!" Other users have given the program similar reviews, describing it as "utterly transfixing" and "better quality entertainment than mitosis!" You, too, can join in the fun and the frenzy of the world of those wacky proteins - while saving the world! |
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Thank you sir
Wow, I really screwed up that nom, and I don't even have the excuse of being drunk. Thank you for fixing it up! --Cap'n Sir Ben GUN WotM VFH VFP 11:14, 15 May 2008 (UTC)
- No problems! And that's one of the best I read in a while :) ~ 11:17, 15 May 2008 (UTC)
- No problems! And that's one of the best I read in a while :) ~
אל תקשיב לדבר הזה!
זה שטויות הוא פתח הצבעה על שלילת הזכויות של הפקחים בכלל... סוזה לא נראה באתר כבר כמה ימים טובים והוא עושה כל מה שבא לו... זה פאי שוב ואני מסכים ומבין סופסוף את מה שאתה ודניאל ניסיתם להגיד... אבל אני לא הולך לעזוב את האתר ולתת לדיקטטור הזה לעשות מה שבא לו אני הולך לעשות שם שינוי ויש לי הרבה תומכים שם (גם אם הם לא יודעים את זה עדיין) אני רוצה שתעזור לנו להפוך את איןציקלופדיה בחזרה למה שהיא הייתה~ 84.109.6.77 14:23, 15 May 2008 (UTC)
- (תחת "עוד משהו")אני אשמח אם תראה את מה שכתבתי בשיחה שלו
- לא פתחתי שום הצבעה, פתחנו דיון על כל מה שנאמר על ידיך ועל ידי דניאל, אחת מהצעותיו הייתה לבטל את מעמד הפקחים ודנו בזה באתר. אחד הפקחים הציע לאפשר אירכוב הצבעות ע"י כל משתמש ומשתמש וכולנו דנים ביוזמות, עדיין מחכים גם לדעתך. והכינוי שלי "דיקטטור" הוא דבר שיכול להתפרש כהוצאת דיבה. כרגע פאי כועס שטענתי שהרצון שלו להטיל הגנה מלאה על ערך בשם "עובדות על צ'אק נוריס" אחרי שהוא יערוך אותו מחדש פוגע בעיקרון הויקי (משום שאין סיבה להטיל הגנה על הדף הזה רק כי פאי רוצה שהעריכה שלו היא שתהיה ולשאר המשתמשים לא תהיה אפשרות לערוך בשנית). פאי גם לא אהב את זה שהזכרתי לו אם היוזמות הקודמות שלו: שרק משתמש אחד יהיה אחראי על אירכוב הצבעות (ובמקרה הוא התנדב להיות המשתמש), שיהיה אסור להשאיר ערך שתורגם משפה זרה, למשל מהאתר הזה, שחדשות לבקרים הוא מציע לחסום תבניות המקושרות לעמוד הראשי רק לעריכת פקחים ומעלה, שהוא ניג'ס לשירבי וקורבוס שהוא יוכל להכריז על ערכים כמחוקים אחרי שעתיים של הצבעה, בלי שניתנה אפשרות להתנגד , ואחרי שנמאס להם והם אמרו לו שזה בסדר הוא החליט במחטף שהוא עושה זאת על דעת שני מפעילים. אגב, שירבי כבר חזר בו על כך שנכנע לדרישותיו. הוא העלה מעל 50 ערכים להצבעת מחיקה תוך יומיים מתוך חוסר הבנה שאנשים במצב כזה מצביעים בלי לחשוב. מהצבעת הדחה של מפעיל שלא פעיל באתר שנתיים הוא הצליח לפגוע בעוד מפעילי עבר שכבר טענו שמצידם אפשר "לשחרר" אותם. הוא מינה את עצמו לראש פרויט מחיקת הערכים שמעולם לא הוחלט שבאמת מתקיים. מרבית החברים הקבועים באתר (כולל אני), נוטים בדיון ליישם את המלצותיך לגבי רוח הויקי, אולם יש אופוזיציה חזקה מצד פאי ואשמח אם תוכל להגיב בדף האקספרסו בר על היוזמות, במטרה שנקדם כבר את האתר. 89.138.101.178 16:58, 15 May 2008 (UTC)
- אתה זוכר מה הכותרת של זה? אז בדיוק אל תקשיב לו! חצי ממה שהוא אמר לא נכון ומוגזם אתה ודניאל צדקתם הוא דיקטטור ואני החלטתי לפרוש מה-ינוןלנד שהוא הקים לעצמו... תודה בכל מקרה. 84.109.6.77 17:10, 15 May 2008 (UTC)
- אין לי כוח להשמצות האלו. יש לנו אתר בכדי להנות ולא בכדי לריב. הכינוי שלי בשם "דיקטטור" יכול להתפרש כהוצאת דיבה. אני לא מתכוון להמשיך את הויכוח המטופש בזה לנצח, כתבתי כל מה שיש לי להגיד. 89.138.101.178 22:23, 15 May 2008 (UTC)
- אתה זוכר מה הכותרת של זה? אז בדיוק אל תקשיב לו! חצי ממה שהוא אמר לא נכון ומוגזם אתה ודניאל צדקתם הוא דיקטטור ואני החלטתי לפרוש מה-ינוןלנד שהוא הקים לעצמו... תודה בכל מקרה. 84.109.6.77 17:10, 15 May 2008 (UTC)
אני אעיף מבט באקספרסו בר, אבל ברצינות שניכם - תפסיקו עם המריבה הזאת ביניכם. פאי, להתרשמותי ינון באמת מנסה לשפר את המצב באתר. וינון - רד מהעניין של הוצאת דיבה, הטעות הכי גדולה היא לאבד את הגבול בין ויקי באינטרנט לבין העולם האמיתי. זה בסך הכל מילים שכתובות באתר. זה הכל. תנשמו עמוק שניכם. ~ 07:46, 16 May 2008 (UTC)
Thank You
Thanks for telling me how to do the VFD, sorry if my incorrectness caused any hardship.
- No problems. ~ 15:37, 15 May 2008 (UTC)
- No problems. ~
YesTimeToGetFeatured
...yay! I just wanted to ask something...I don't need to do anything about that there big, hefty yellow box, do I on the archived feature page? Or do I? - 16:28 16 May Sir FSt. (QotF BFF NotM) YTTE
Hey
I wasn't trying to come down on you you know. If I upset you in any way I'm sorry. I recognize you work hard for this place and I got respect for that. Buds? -OptyC Sucks! CUN01:08, 17 May
- I know, I know. It was way too late and I was way too tired for that discussion. Don't worry about it. ~ 09:32, 18 May 2008 (UTC)
- I know, I know. It was way too late and I was way too tired for that discussion. Don't worry about it. ~
Thankies
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Thanks for noticing...
I am, indeed, still in existence. My computer's audio is all gone to hell, but I plan to get beck to it as my health permits. Cheers! 
Rev. Zim_ulator (Talk) I am the dirt under your rollers 21:51, 17 May 2008 (UTC)
- Well come back already, the place isn't the same without you! ~ 09:34, 18 May 2008 (UTC)
- Well come back already, the place isn't the same without you! ~
Expletive Deleted
Hi Mordillo. I read your message in Expletive Deleted's page. Just to clear things up, it was I who did that "CAPS LOCK" thing in Expletive Deleted's user page, not him.
I apologize for that behavior. Just got ticked off when I politely asked Expletive not to do a revert war and do a collaboration with us instead of injecting random stuff, but instead opted to continue with what he is doing.
I just cannot get through him. If you notice his replies in my talk page as well as in the discussion tab, it's like talking to a brick wall (i.e., talking about encyclopedia dramatica). His answers are out of this world.
--Gilgal1(Talk to me bitch!!!) 07:50, 19 May 2008 (UTC)
- Don't worry about it, I did notice his thick-headed behavior, thus he got the ban hammer. ~ 07:53, 19 May 2008 (UTC)
- Don't worry about it, I did notice his thick-headed behavior, thus he got the ban hammer. ~
More ways to waste your time
Wow, that took a lot of scrolling to get down here. Anyway, now I'm here, and seeing as you're, like an audio master and stuff (and if you're bored) I have a challenge for you. Care to accept? --SirU.U.Esq. VFH | GUN | Natter | Uh oh | Pee 12:13, May 19
- Can do, just bear in mind that this one will take some time. Just listen to this one beforehand, I have some mike issues at the moment. I'll try to improve it though. ~ 12:27, 19 May 2008 (UTC)
- No worries, I wasn't expecting anything instant. But I thought this was the first thing I've written that might work particularly well as an audio, and as I'm well aware of your work, I figured if anyone was gonna do it, I wanted it to be someone good! Take your time - I'll look forward to it. --SirU.U.Esq. VFH | GUN | Natter | Uh oh | Pee 12:32, May 19
- Alrighty then! :) ~ 12:35, 19 May 2008 (UTC)
- Alrighty then! :) ~
- No worries, I wasn't expecting anything instant. But I thought this was the first thing I've written that might work particularly well as an audio, and as I'm well aware of your work, I figured if anyone was gonna do it, I wanted it to be someone good! Take your time - I'll look forward to it. --SirU.U.Esq. VFH | GUN | Natter | Uh oh | Pee 12:32, May 19
- Can do, just bear in mind that this one will take some time. Just listen to this one beforehand, I have some mike issues at the moment. I'll try to improve it though. ~
Two articles
Have two articles that need placement. These are UnNews:US Govt. encourages Perverts! and UnNews:Oil found on Saturn's Moon: Titan. Alien Hunter 17:02, 19 May 2008 (UTC)
- When you say placement you mean...? ~ 17:50, 19 May 2008 (UTC)
- ...on the MAIN page as UnNews articles. Had them Pee Reviewed. All are good to go, according to the Pee Review. Need some help with the one about the one about Oil found on Titan. 65.163.115.254 18:48, 19 May 2008 (UTC)
- Got logged out AGAIN! MY ISP literally ASPLODED last night. Alien Hunter 18:50, 19 May 2008 (UTC)
- Then you need to place them for vote on VFH. If you get enough votes, you'll get them on the main page. ~ 19:27, 19 May 2008 (UTC)
- Then you need to place them for vote on VFH. If you get enough votes, you'll get them on the main page. ~
- Got logged out AGAIN! MY ISP literally ASPLODED last night. Alien Hunter 18:50, 19 May 2008 (UTC)
- ...on the MAIN page as UnNews articles. Had them Pee Reviewed. All are good to go, according to the Pee Review. Need some help with the one about the one about Oil found on Titan. 65.163.115.254 18:48, 19 May 2008 (UTC)
- When you say placement you mean...? ~
YesTimeToPutANewHeader
Hey! UU, very kindly made me the image for my other article. Could you do that logo-replacing magikk trick, that you do so well, pleeeeeease? - 18:42 20 May Sir FSt. (QotF BFF NotM) YTTE
- Done! You might want to ask UU to tone down the background color a bit, it doesn't fit 100% to the page. ~ 07:35, 21 May 2008 (UTC)
- Done! You might want to ask UU to tone down the background color a bit, it doesn't fit 100% to the page. ~
Parnello's pizza
Parnello's pizza should be deleted I feel. The author is getting at a real person, William Dockery who works there. See Vandalism. They are regularly vandalizing Will Dockery’s user page as well. Here’s the latest which happened this morning. I took the liberty of removing the content from the page as I am an Admin at Wikinfo and feel responsible for Will Dockery’s well being. The article is contrary to Uncyclopedia policy, see Uncyclopedia:No cyberbullying. Proxima Centauri 11:22, 21 May 2008 (UTC)
- I removed it. However, for future reference, never blank/delete article on your own accord. Have you not blanked it, the article would have been removed today anyhow since it's ICU expired. Next time - just let one of us know. ~ 11:45, 21 May 2008 (UTC)
- I signed up here last week, after being made aware of the Uncyclopedia through the promotion of the Parnello's Pizza entry by the creator on Usenet, but haven't had time to have a look around yet... definitely a new twist on the Wiki theme, though. Will Dockery, 21 May 2008
- So why exactly are these guys after you? ~ 16:08, 21 May 2008 (UTC)
- Hard to tell, since they're anonymous. Will Dockery
- So why exactly are these guys after you? ~
- I signed up here last week, after being made aware of the Uncyclopedia through the promotion of the Parnello's Pizza entry by the creator on Usenet, but haven't had time to have a look around yet... definitely a new twist on the Wiki theme, though. Will Dockery, 21 May 2008
- I removed it. However, for future reference, never blank/delete article on your own accord. Have you not blanked it, the article would have been removed today anyhow since it's ICU expired. Next time - just let one of us know. ~
Image...
Please change Image:TolololpediaWiki.jpg to Image:TolololpediaWiki.png @ Template:Sisterprojects/languages Thx! G K 08:43, 22 May 2008 (UTC)
- You mean you want to add it? Because I can't find any current image. ~ 08:51, 22 May 2008 (UTC)
- You mean you want to add it? Because I can't find any current image. ~
UnSignpost: May 22nd, 2008
Now With 0 Trans Fat!
May 22th, 2008 • Issue 4 • Par 6
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Oldest Uncyclopedia Article Discovered  Renowned Uncyclopedia historian Spangle Gay Glittersprinkles, has discovered the oldest non-Uncyclopedia related article ever written. "The fact that pie was the first article really opened my eyes. It really did. I see it all now: Uncyclopedia, Wikipedia, Uncyclopedia... the construction and future of these wikis have been laid out before me." When asked what he meant, Spang said that, upon reading the first version of the article Pie, the future of Uncyclopedia was revealed to him. The version presently up is "but a pale shadow of what it once was." The fabled first version of the article is, according to Spang and fellow UnArcheologist TheLedBalloon, "The DaVinci Code of Uncyclopedia." One of the oldest contributors, 68.237.62.152, is said to be the creator of the fabled text, but could not be reached for comment... maybe 'cuz he was gettin' laid or somethin' cool like that. "If only the original version had survived!" Said Spang's lead balloon, who gained sentience upon glimpsing the article. "I want to know the significance of the Norris! The secret meaning behind the Wilde! The hidden power of the grue! I want to know the secret of the memes!" "First of all, how did a balloon become an administrator? Oh, right, this is Uncyclopedia." Said long-missing founder Chronarion. "Second of all, the current article you have up there is, although not as mystical, still sorta mystical... For example, look at that quote at the top! CLASSIC Oscar Wilde!" Questions arose as to why the original version was deleted in the first place, but Chronarion, who only made an appearance in one of our writer's drug trips, merely cackled, turned into a tomato, and vanished in a cloud of LULZ!!1. The mystery surrounding Pie continues, and Uncyclopedian historians are still seeking the truth. ...BUY A SUBSCRIPTION TO UNSIGNPOST to see further developments! Following Third Issue, UnSignpost Wins All Sortsa Awards n' Shit At the annual Uncyclopedia Signpost awards banquet, held every year in Dr. Skullthumper's backyard, the Signpost was the clear winner of the night, garnishing all 149 awards in all 144 categories. The press was not invited to the gala, but the Unsignpost has heard that several Uncyclopedia celebrities were at the event. Mike - you know Mike - said, "Oh yeah, we got Chronarion and Save the... whatever it was... We got 'em all! We even had Famine! Even though he still hates us, he still bothered to show up and drunkenly berate the guests! In fact, I think he's still in there, berating the furniture!" Unsignpost writers all agree that it's not pathetic to give yourself an award once in a while. We do our chores! We've been kicked around! Why don't we, the writers, get any recognition? The special boobie-prize, The Feel Okay About Ourselves Award for 2008, was accepted by Cajek on behalf of the writers instead of a paycheck. "Finally I get a god damned award." One of the writers dramatically grabbed the award away onstage and, crying, started screaming at the award itself. "WHERE WERE YOU WHEN I NEEDED YOU?!? YOU BASTARD!!" Unsignpost is planning to make the awards banquet biweekly, in honor of the fact that the writers are extremely lonely, and just want a way to talk to loads of people without having to listen to "feedback". Newest Uncyclopedia Article Discovered Yes, the newest article, Jacob Zuma, created just at the time of this writing, is the newest article to date. No! Wait! It's RETARDIS. Wait, no, it's Broomstick. Oh whatever, the point is that we found it, and when it's deleted in three seconds, Unsignpost gets first gloating rights.
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Of signposts and welcomes
Howdy Mr Dillo. As the Welcome template is protected from the nefarious likes of me, could you possibly make a slight tweak to it? Specifically, in the UnSignpost ad tacked on to the bottom, change "Than" to "Then". Typos bring me out in hives. Thanks! --SirU.U.Esq. VFH | GUN | Natter | Uh oh | Pee 13:21, May 23
- Well obviously, since I wrote it originally, so that's why you get the typos. Damn English O_O ~ 13:48, 23 May 2008 (UTC)
- Well, at least you didn't put a typo in an email to a "Miss Shotting", replacing the "o" with an "i". Not that I have either, you understand. Nooo, I wouldn't get in a whole lot of trouble at my last job for doing anything like that... Actually, come to think of it, that may be why typos bring me out in hives. Would have been why. I mean. If it had happened. Which it didn't. Just so you know. Anyway, no slight to your excellent international linguistic skills intended, just a polite request! --SirU.U.Esq. VFH | GUN | Natter | Uh oh | Pee 14:05, May 23
- Oh I didn't think it was :). I once told an old English hostel owner in NZ that I wish to cook late, because I just came in and I'm ravished. Yes. Yes. ~ 14:11, 23 May 2008 (UTC)
- At which point, of course, she said "I don't think you have... but how would you like to be?" in a suggestive manner. Then some cheesy pop soundtrack started up, she licked one of your vegetables suggestively... Or have the educational films I've been watching been lying to me again? Lousy pizza delivery girls and their court orders... --SirU.U.Esq. VFH | GUN | Natter | Uh oh | Pee 14:23, May 23
- She actually said: no no dear, you meant famished. Ravished would mean that you were just raped by a gang of drug addicts. ~ 16:37, 23 May 2008 (UTC)
- She actually said: no no dear, you meant famished. Ravished would mean that you were just raped by a gang of drug addicts. ~
- At which point, of course, she said "I don't think you have... but how would you like to be?" in a suggestive manner. Then some cheesy pop soundtrack started up, she licked one of your vegetables suggestively... Or have the educational films I've been watching been lying to me again? Lousy pizza delivery girls and their court orders... --SirU.U.Esq. VFH | GUN | Natter | Uh oh | Pee 14:23, May 23
- Oh I didn't think it was :). I once told an old English hostel owner in NZ that I wish to cook late, because I just came in and I'm ravished. Yes. Yes. ~
- Well, at least you didn't put a typo in an email to a "Miss Shotting", replacing the "o" with an "i". Not that I have either, you understand. Nooo, I wouldn't get in a whole lot of trouble at my last job for doing anything like that... Actually, come to think of it, that may be why typos bring me out in hives. Would have been why. I mean. If it had happened. Which it didn't. Just so you know. Anyway, no slight to your excellent international linguistic skills intended, just a polite request! --SirU.U.Esq. VFH | GUN | Natter | Uh oh | Pee 14:05, May 23
- Well obviously, since I wrote it originally, so that's why you get the typos. Damn English O_O ~
YesTimeToPutAnotherNewHeader
I'm so good at descriptive titles, aren't I? He he... Erm, I did what you suggested with UU's Sophia-fire image and replaced the background coloUr with transparency. Er, you couldn't do the logo css trick thing with the new image, could you (obviously when I say "you couldn't" I mean "please would you" not "please don't do this"...It's a weird expression, huh...)? And P.S. Your talkpage is really getting really long. 98 sections!!- 08:57 24 May Sir FSt. (QotF BFF NotM) YTTE
- Hya Yettie, done. Sorry for the delay. And yes, I know I need a new page, I promise to archive it tomorrow. Or the day after. I hope. :) ~ 23:56, 26 May 2008 (UTC)
- You better archive it soon, cause I won't be able to get to all my stuff when I come to get it all on Friday to move into my place... And I hope you haven't thrown my teddy bear out! - 07:51 27 May Sir FSt. (QotF BFF NotM) YTTE
- I'd never do such a thing! I still got Ljlego and Leddy's teddy bears in store, waiting for them to come and visit! ~ 09:21, 27 May 2008 (UTC)
- Oh, you have, have you? Since I'm your favouritest
thingchild (and all) why don't you give me those teddy bears to "take care of"? And yay, I got all me js working! - YTTE(talk) 09:24 27 May- Considering the fact that both your brothers have ban hammers at their disposal, that would probably be a very bad idea. ~ 09:27, 27 May 2008 (UTC)
- Considering the fact that both your brothers have ban hammers at their disposal, that would probably be a very bad idea. ~
- Oh, you have, have you? Since I'm your favouritest
- I'd never do such a thing! I still got Ljlego and Leddy's teddy bears in store, waiting for them to come and visit! ~
- You better archive it soon, cause I won't be able to get to all my stuff when I come to get it all on Friday to move into my place... And I hope you haven't thrown my teddy bear out! - 07:51 27 May Sir FSt. (QotF BFF NotM) YTTE
- Hya Yettie, done. Sorry for the delay. And yes, I know I need a new page, I promise to archive it tomorrow. Or the day after. I hope. :) ~
דברי במפעיל נולד
לא כוונו לפגוע בך חלילה. נשאלתי למה חסמתי אותך והסברתי איך ראיתי את הדברים בזמנו. אני אכן חושב שמה שכתבת בזמנו כמעט ופילג את האתר ולולא פחדתי מהסתה נוספת מצדך הייתי אומר לך זאת כבר מזמן אולם כרגע, כמו שאמרנו, פתחנו דף חדש. אם תסכים לחזור בך ממה שאמרת לפני חודש אחזור גם אני בי ממה שכתבתי היום וישקוט הארץ ארבעים ערכים.. אגב, כפי שאתה יכול לשים לב, חלק מהצעותיך אכן נתבלו על ידי הקהילה, ובין היתר גם על ידי, כפי שאתה יכול לראות בדף ההצבעות. ועל כך תודה רבה על עצותיך החכמות (מה שטוב יגרור שבח בלי קשר לביקורת על נושאים אחרים) ינון.
אני לא מתכוון להכנס לזה שוב, למעט ההערה שאתה משתמש בביטוי "הסתה" בחופשיות רבה ביותר. יתרה מכך, מה שאני אמרתי בזמנו לא יצר את הבלאגן - אלא רק העלה על פני השטח דברים שכבר היו שם. ולסיום - לא ברור לי למה אתה לוקח את הביטוי "דיקטטור" כל כך קשה. זה רחוק מלהיות עלבון - זו הגדרה מדויקת של סגנון שלטוני (שאגב, אינו בהכרח שלילי). אם תסתכל על הציטוטים בדף שלי, תגלה שאני זוכה לכינויים מחמיאים פי כמה, אין מה להתרגש כל כך מהעניין. ~ 23:00, 26 May 2008 (UTC)
adopt
adopt me or else.
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::Or else....? ~ 23:01, 26 May 2008 (UTC)
Thingy on VFH
Hey Mordillo! I'll ask your opinion: on my stupid article Star Wars (Japanese Opera), should we wait until RAHB has finished the audio before it goes on the mainpage? • <23:26, 26 May 2008>
- I'd say it's up to you, what would you like? ~ 23:29, 26 May 2008 (UTC)
- Oh, well, I was asking for your opinion... • <23:32, 26 May 2008>
- Damn, I don't have an opinion, I'm a bot operated by Codeine anyhow. But...I'd wait till RAHB do his thingy, makes it more complete. ~ 23:33, 26 May 2008 (UTC)
- Is there someway you can slow it down other than voting against it, which would break my fragile bot heart? XD • <23:39, 26 May 2008>
- Not really. What I can do, is feature it without putting it on the queue, and as soon as RHAB finishes, put it in. Or, just feature the next one and take it day by day. Tell you what, since I'm heading off to bed soon, I'll feature the next one in line, and let's see what's happening tomorrow. ~ 23:41, 26 May 2008 (UTC)
- Yeah! Is it possible to leave it on the VFH page for a while without featuring it? • <23:44, 26 May 2008>
- I can close the vote without putting it in the queue, until it's finished. Tell that rascle RHAB to hurry up! ~ 23:47, 26 May 2008 (UTC)
- I can close the vote without putting it in the queue, until it's finished. Tell that rascle RHAB to hurry up! ~
- Yeah! Is it possible to leave it on the VFH page for a while without featuring it? • <23:44, 26 May 2008>
- Not really. What I can do, is feature it without putting it on the queue, and as soon as RHAB finishes, put it in. Or, just feature the next one and take it day by day. Tell you what, since I'm heading off to bed soon, I'll feature the next one in line, and let's see what's happening tomorrow. ~
- Is there someway you can slow it down other than voting against it, which would break my fragile bot heart? XD • <23:39, 26 May 2008>
- Damn, I don't have an opinion, I'm a bot operated by Codeine anyhow. But...I'd wait till RAHB do his thingy, makes it more complete. ~
- Oh, well, I was asking for your opinion... • <23:32, 26 May 2008>
- I'd say it's up to you, what would you like? ~
Please
Please put your ban stick up his ass [1] Cheers. MrN 
09:24, May 27