User:Gilgal1

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“If you wanna ride, don't ride the white horse”

~ Raganciano Kapitapitagan Junior on Gilgal1's white horse.


Ang Arthro po na ito ang nagbigay sa akin ng lakas!!! ANG LAKAS KO!!!"

~ Gilgal1 on Arthro.


“Me like to love you long time! Me like sucky sucky! Me so horny!”

~ Jennifer Garner on Gilgal1.


“I have gravitas!”

~ Gilgal1 on himself.


About my shit[edit]


Pure blood.

I have suffered the wrath of an Administrator (Isra1337) that was equivalent to the rage of a thousand burning suns. I declared an open revert war with him because I have legions of highly trained foot soldiers and the most modern armored unit in the world. I thought I could win but I was dead wrong. I didn't know that he has WMD and he bombed the living shit out of me. Just like Japan after WW2, I am now living a productive life as a contributor of Uncyclopedia.

I was really sorry for what I have done and I am now reporting to my parole officer every week.

I am a Filipino ang fuckin' proud of it!

My Crap[edit]

Articles that I wrote:

Collaborative work with other contributors:

Useless templates that I have done:

People Who Hate BENSON, and by association, also hate Me[edit]

  • Pangusto - he thinks I'm an ass for writing "Philippines".
  • Nihilistic Chimpanzee - he thinks I am a "racialist fuck".[1][2]
  • Espankeh - he's lethargic, he hates everything about Uncyclopedia, including me.[3]
  • Kapuso - he thinks MidwayHaven and I stole his article. We think he's a dickwad. [4]
  • Expletive Deleted - he is funnier than the rest of the Filipino Uncyclopedians, and fucks up all Filipino articles he hated so much. His friends and neighbors think his edits are funny. Also a suspected sockpuppet of Nihilistic Chimpanzee - his constant use of the word RACIALIST and his obsession and love of Encyclopedia Dramatica is a dead giveaway. [5]

Cool People Who Love BENSON, but nevertheless still think I'm an ass.[edit]

  • MidwayHaven - he wrote several awesome articles while under the influence of PCP.
  • Show-Ender - collaborated several awesome articles with him, while we were under the influence of PCP.

PCP is AWESOME!

Awards[edit]



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They gave me Ninja Stars today! Whopeeee!

--Gilgal1I'm Bat Fuck Insane!!!Pinoy(Talk to me bitch!!!) 14:40, 19 February 2007 (UTC)

Images That Give Me a Hard-on[edit]

References[edit]

  1. http://en.uncyclopedia.co/wiki/User_talk:Gilgal1#Philippines__on__Encyclopedia_Dramatica - Nihilistic Chimpanzee accusing someone of being a RACIALIST FUCK"
  2. http://en.uncyclopedia.co/wiki/Talk:Filipino#Racialist_Predators_on_Uncyclopedia - Nihilistic Chimpanzee sockpuppet accusing me of being a RACIALIST PREDATOR
  3. http://en.uncyclopedia.co/wiki/Talk:Filipino#Comments - he's funneh, we are not.
  4. http://en.uncyclopedia.co/wiki/User_talk:Kapuso#GMA - Kapuso being an arrogant ass.
  5. http://en.uncyclopedia.co/wiki/Talk:Filipino#I_dropped_the_names_sorry - I am a moral-free capitalist pig