User:Show-Ender

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This person has successfully registered on Uncyclopedia. They should be proud of themselves for making such a smart move.

This user is a Filipino. Don't look them in the eye– they'll bite you in the ass like a rabid dog.

This user is a drill sergeant and just loves to turn n00bs into real soldiers!

“She's manlier than the Bee Gees!!!”

~ Show-Ender on Julia Fordham

“Oh, you're from t-THE?!?!? th-THE!!??!! THE ARRRRRRRRRNEYOW?!”

~ Show-Ender on Ateneans

“Oh noes!! I got GWATSED!!”

~ Show-Ender on his inability to pronounce GOATSE correctly

Why is All the Rum Gone?? Why Are All My Ideas Gone?

The Show-Ender's inability to write a composition, let alone an essay is his greatest weakness. Hence he has not created a single article in Uncyclopedia. Evar. He can only mould shit, but can never make his own. Ain't that right, Gilgal1?

Oh noes!! Did I just sputter that horsefuckery?

Your Show Has Just Ended

Now go away! And take your kitten with you before I huff the fuck out of it!