User talk:Ninja Man

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help

I need help with my sig template. The black border around it goes to the width of the page, as you will see in my sig at the end of this message. You have to be a dumbass to think nothing is wrong with it. Can someone fix it to make the border end at the end of the gray box?

忍者男 • Ninja Man • Talk! • The Hitlist • Pages I've Attacked • Ninja-style Main Page Time→ 18:57, 28 March 2008 (UTC)

Tanks

Campaign Leaflet thanks you for the vote.

Unfortunately Campaign Leaflet can not keep any of the promises it made campaigning as the $10 offered by the Pizza place down the street was just too good an offer not to fold for. But still, $5 Pizza - thats tonights dinner for YOU!

--Sir DJ ~ Irreverent 07:27, 15 April 2008 (UTC)