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Sexual innuendo is a hard topic to stay on top of. As a humor tool, it stands erect in the English language. While there are no hard and fast rules as to what constitutes sexual innuendo, many people have mass-debated over the ins-and-outs of the topic, and now the general principles at the root of the topic are firm and well-rounded. However, full penetration of the subject requires that the reader take a long, hard look at the target and be a cunning linguist in order to avoid limp phrases and imbibe the phrase with a large handful of meanings. The topic can become hot by attempting to grasp it, and the more one experiments with it, the more interested they become. Also, as the language changes innuendos must change in order to fill the newly created holes and satisfy listeners. A common problem with sexual innuendo is the recipient being unable to wrap their hands around the intended meaning. In this case, an individual using sexual innuendo will often start slow and eventually build up, increasing depth more and more until the recipient feels the actual thrust of the point and the innuendo climaxes. An innuendo is always the most pleasing when no one sees it coming, often by entering the mind through the rear. Some skilled people are even able to use several sexual innuendos quickly in succession, resulting in multiple innuendo-esque climaxes. (Full article...) Recently featured: Foreign accent syndrome CaseOh Conspiracy Theory Generator Why?:Is there a monkey in my fridge? Archive · Vote for featured articles · Featured today, a long long time ago Horatio Nelson, 1st Viscount Nelson, featured on 28 February 2025: Featured version Did you know... ... that the toaster in Pulp Fiction is wanted in connection with at least 5 unsolved murders? 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(Pictured) ... that bipolar bears are not to be messed with, more-so than polar bears? ... that the concept of Hell dates back to ancient Egyptians' fear of sand burning your feet? ... that Boston Bruins goaltender Gerry Cheevers was one of the most feared hockey players in the so-called "stick to the groin" era? ... that not all πr². There are also many π that r rounded? ... that en passant is actually French for "inventing new rules as you go along?" ... that the Welsh language was created when someone fell asleep on a keyboard? ... that a bird in the hand is better than crabs in your bush? ... that Gypsies are stealing your carrots right now? (Pictured) ... that we must nuke the whales, or the hippies will win? ... that cow tipping is a term that describes the custom of giving bovines an additional sum of money in exchange for their milk, meat, or other services? ... that Mercury is not a miracle substance and does not cure AIDS? ... that in 1933, the US Supreme Court accidentally repealed the 19th Amendment instead of the 18th Amendment, causing FDR - who abused Eleanor while he was in a wheelchair - to be reelected three more times due to women being banned from voting in the 1930's and 1940's? ... that Osama bin Laden is actually alive and well and hiding in your closet? ... that you're more likely to get struck by lightning twice than to discard an irrational fear based on a statistic like this one? ... that Jackson Pollock is the Jackson Pollock of painting? ... that the toaster in Pulp Fiction is wanted in connection with at least 5 unsolved murders? (Pictured) ... that bipolar bears are not to be messed with, more-so than polar bears? ... that the concept of Hell dates back to ancient Egyptians' fear of sand burning your feet? ... that Boston Bruins goaltender Gerry Cheevers was one of the most feared hockey players in the so-called "stick to the groin" era? ... that not all πr². There are also many π that r rounded? ... that en passant is actually French for "inventing new rules as you go along?" ... that the Welsh language was created when someone fell asleep on a keyboard? ... that a bird in the hand is better than crabs in your bush? ... that Gypsies are stealing your carrots right now? (Pictured) ... that we must nuke the whales, or the hippies will win? ... that cow tipping is a term that describes the custom of giving bovines an additional sum of money in exchange for their milk, meat, or other services? ... that Mercury is not a miracle substance and does not cure AIDS? ... that in 1933, the US Supreme Court accidentally repealed the 19th Amendment instead of the 18th Amendment, causing FDR - who abused Eleanor while he was in a wheelchair - to be reelected three more times due to women being banned from voting in the 1930's and 1940's? ... that Osama bin Laden is actually alive and well and hiding in your closet? ... that you're more likely to get struck by lightning twice than to discard an irrational fear based on a statistic like this one? ... that Jackson Pollock is the Jackson Pollock of painting? ... that the toaster in Pulp Fiction is wanted in connection with at least 5 unsolved murders? (Pictured) ... that bipolar bears are not to be messed with, more-so than polar bears? ... that the concept of Hell dates back to ancient Egyptians' fear of sand burning your feet? ... that Boston Bruins goaltender Gerry Cheevers was one of the most feared hockey players in the so-called "stick to the groin" era? ... that not all πr². There are also many π that r rounded? ... that en passant is actually French for "inventing new rules as you go along?" ... that the Welsh language was created when someone fell asleep on a keyboard? ... that a bird in the hand is better than crabs in your bush?	In the news He literally fought nail and tooth for Team America Team USA sweeps Canada in Olympic hockey (Pictured); Trump renews "51st state" banter Want to know the next big investment? CLICK HERE! (this article is not sponsored by A.I.) The Andrew Formerly Known as Prince BUSTED FOR EPSTEIN CONNECTIONS! 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It was a one time thing, they only do that when they're hungry. 1981 - The Grue population enters a rapid decline due to overhunting and a government campaign to vilify the grue. 1999 - The Grue Relations through Understanding and Empathy (GRUE) organization is formed to combat harmful memes about Grues and their supposed danger to society. 2001 - GRUE are all eaten by grues.
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