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Yes?
Is it about The Edge?
Look, I'm awfully sorry but...
WE ARE A DEATH METAL BAND.
WE ARE DEATH.
Yes well, the thing is, I'm having some children from Syria for school bombing this morning...
Who is it, darling?
It's a couple of Death salesmen of metal bands or something... I don’t think we need any at the moment.
Hi, I'm Roseanne. Well don't leave them hanging around outside darling, ask them in.
Darling, I don’t think it’s quite the moment...
Do come in, come along in, come and have a drink, do come on... it’s some people who sell wristbands. Do come in, please. (Full article...)
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October 28th: Carpe Diem (United States)
- 1066 - William the Bad Motherfucker PWNZ the Saxon army. Maybe they should have stopped playing so much damn jazz and maybe picked up a sword, eh?
- 1492 - Christopher Columbus lands in Cuba, stocks up on Cuban cigars, Che Guevara memorabilia.
- 1955 - Bill Gates is born. Biblical scholars widely regard this as one of the signs of the End Times described by the Bible.
- 1956 - Iranian president Mahmoud Ahmadinejad is born. His childhood is marked by several instances of being dropped on his head and drinking paint thinner.
- 1793 - Eliphalet Remington, American firearms manufacturer, was born. Americans traditionally celebrate his birthday by turning to the person on their left and shooting them.
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