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Wes Anderson was born on May 1, 1969, in Houston, Texas, one of three sons, the other being artist Eric Chase Anderson and an unnamed other. His father was estranged and his mother was religious. Eventually, his mother decided to become a nun and when his father died, his mother couldn't come to the funeral as she was too busy fixing this church in a remote village somewhere in Northern India. Some say this incident was the inspiration behind the Darjeeling Limited, but I digress.

People say that he was inspired by film when he went to college. Others say no. I think he got the idea when he was a security guard and he had an obsession with putting everything in the store in a certain way so the objects on his tiny TV screen wouldn't be a total eyesore. (Full article...)

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  • ... that the waterways of Oslo, Norway are much like Venice, except that they are open sewers? (Pictured)
  • ... that when a grizzly bear becomes excited sexually it is known as a jizzly bear?
  • ... that wearing a Top Hat is not only a sound fashion choice, it gives you somewhere to hide candy?
  • ... that homeopathic solutions are an effective treatment for thirst?
  • ... that The Oldest Trick in the Book was first chronicled in cuneiform by the Ancient Sumerians, who lived on the windswept steppes of Mesopotamia?
  • ... that reading this DYK suggestion just wasted 10 seconds of your life?
  • ... that 5/3 people cannot do fractions?
  • ... that someone reading Uncyclopedia has an erection right now, even though we barely have pornographic content?
Travolta2.jpeg
  • ... that the keyboard you have been using has more germs than your toilet seat?
  • ... that the Canadian government plans to convert the entire city of Vancouver into a giant marijuana farm by 2050?
  • ... that sufficiently advanced magic is indistinguishable from science?
  • ... that the square root of 69 is 8 something?
  • ... that rounding up sheep is easiest to the nearest ten?
  • ... that nobody asked?
  • ... that the fictional droid C-3PO is fluent in over six million forms of communication, but only four of them are love?
Broek.jpg
  • ... that the waterways of Oslo, Norway are much like Venice, except that they are open sewers? (Pictured)
  • ... that when a grizzly bear becomes excited sexually it is known as a jizzly bear?
  • ... that wearing a Top Hat is not only a sound fashion choice, it gives you somewhere to hide candy?
  • ... that homeopathic solutions are an effective treatment for thirst?
  • ... that The Oldest Trick in the Book was first chronicled in cuneiform by the Ancient Sumerians, who lived on the windswept steppes of Mesopotamia?
  • ... that reading this DYK suggestion just wasted 10 seconds of your life?
  • ... that 5/3 people cannot do fractions?
  • ... that someone reading Uncyclopedia has an erection right now, even though we barely have pornographic content?
Travolta2.jpeg
  • ... that the keyboard you have been using has more germs than your toilet seat?
  • ... that the Canadian government plans to convert the entire city of Vancouver into a giant marijuana farm by 2050?
  • ... that sufficiently advanced magic is indistinguishable from science?
  • ... that the square root of 69 is 8 something?
  • ... that rounding up sheep is easiest to the nearest ten?
  • ... that nobody asked?
  • ... that the fictional droid C-3PO is fluent in over six million forms of communication, but only four of them are love?
Broek.jpg
  • ... that the waterways of Oslo, Norway are much like Venice, except that they are open sewers? (Pictured)
  • ... that when a grizzly bear becomes excited sexually it is known as a jizzly bear?
  • ... that wearing a Top Hat is not only a sound fashion choice, it gives you somewhere to hide candy?
  • ... that homeopathic solutions are an effective treatment for thirst?
  • ... that The Oldest Trick in the Book was first chronicled in cuneiform by the Ancient Sumerians, who lived on the windswept steppes of Mesopotamia?
  • ... that reading this DYK suggestion just wasted 10 seconds of your life?
  • ... that 5/3 people cannot do fractions?
  • ... that someone reading Uncyclopedia has an erection right now, even though we barely have pornographic content?

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Holy cock! We may have forgotten to update these over these last few months. The days we missed could be counted as few as if at all. We have just updated this since last May. How awesome!

So basically, let's get to business. Take off your pants; IFYMB! wins Writer of the Month for September 2014. His hit singles include the frankly libellous UnNews:Nude photos of celebrities leaked, the almost-topical UnDebate:What does the fox say? and the spiritually upliftingUnNews:Thursday is a dirty whore.

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Since there is no winner for the Noob of the Moment, you are all now noobs. There are a couple of long-running nominations, but they are stuck there, like foetuses in suspended animation, and I fear for their souls.


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