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The Westboro Baptist Church is the lone bastion of reason and morality in a world gone mad. Logically, it is located in Topeka, Kansas, home to intelligent design and the rock supergroup of the same name. The Church, which is rumored to have in excess of twelve members and growing by no less than none every year, is headed by misunderstood idiot-savant and knight-errant of goodness Fred Phelps, attorney-at-law.
Under Phelps' utterly creative, sometimes incendiary, and always visionary leadership, the Westboro Baptist Church has successfully drawn the ire of pretty much everyone in the world. It has achieved this well-thought-out and beneficial aim by rejoicing for natural disasters, the spread of disease, and other afflictions on humankind that are generally regarded by the rest of the world as a time for compassion and mourning. Ironically, due to its obsession with celebrating misery, the Church has itself in recent years invited what it considers unwelcome attention to its activities, including vicious beatings of its members, intermittent showerings of its compound with pig feces, and yet more vicious beatings of its members. (Full article...)
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- ... Altaïr has excelled in the tactics of fooling the mentally challenged?
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- ... that You have to be lucky all the time, but we only have to be lucky once?
 - ... that the police are at your door?
- ... that Rihanna's hit song Umbrella can cause rain to fall upwards?
- ... that if you fold your arms and try to touch your feet you look like a complete fucking fool?
- ... that the phrase "¡Ay Chihuahua!" can be used to mean both "no, I don't have any bathtub cheese" and "yes, I have a great deal of bathtub cheese"?
- ... that the admins will never approve your DYK submission nor will they read these suggestions?
- ... that one person can change the world, but the admins will probably just revert it?
- ... that Jimmy Mozzarella is pissing in your closet?
- ... that if Mommy is willing to lie about a freaky old dude who sneaks into children's bedrooms in the middle of the night to eat your cookies and drink your milk, she'll no doubt be willing to deceive you about everything else?
- ... that abstinence is only 99.999% effective?
- ... that sovereign citizens have all the rights of U.S citizens, without having to follow any of the laws?
- ... Altaïr has excelled in the tactics of fooling the mentally challenged?
- ... that under Communism, everyone gets a C?
- ... that in 2007 the Department of Homeland Security released a series of informative pamphlets on surviving a terrorist attack?
- ... that You have to be lucky all the time, but we only have to be lucky once?
- ... that the police are at your door?
- ... that Rihanna's hit song Umbrella can cause rain to fall upwards?
- ... that if you fold your arms and try to touch your feet you look like a complete fucking fool?
- ... that the phrase "¡Ay Chihuahua!" can be used to mean both "no, I don't have any bathtub cheese" and "yes, I have a great deal of bathtub cheese"?
- ... that the admins will never approve your DYK submission nor will they read these suggestions?
- ... that one person can change the world, but the admins will probably just revert it?
- ... that Jimmy Mozzarella is pissing in your closet?
- ... that if Mommy is willing to lie about a freaky old dude who sneaks into children's bedrooms in the middle of the night to eat your cookies and drink your milk, she'll no doubt be willing to deceive you about everything else?
- ... that abstinence is only 99.999% effective?
- ... that sovereign citizens have all the rights of U.S citizens, without having to follow any of the laws?
- ... Altaïr has excelled in the tactics of fooling the mentally challenged?
- ... that under Communism, everyone gets a C?
- ... that in 2007 the Department of Homeland Security released a series of informative pamphlets on surviving a terrorist attack?
- ... that You have to be lucky all the time, but we only have to be lucky once?
- ... that the police are at your door?
- ... that Rihanna's hit song Umbrella can cause rain to fall upwards?
- ... that if you fold your arms and try to touch your feet you look like a complete fucking fool?
- ... that the phrase "¡Ay Chihuahua!" can be used to mean both "no, I don't have any bathtub cheese" and "yes, I have a great deal of bathtub cheese"?
- ... that the admins will never approve your DYK submission nor will they read these suggestions?
- ... that one person can change the world, but the admins will probably just revert it?
- ... that Jimmy Mozzarella is pissing in your closet?
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