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Jerry's Daily Sermon:
"Grown men should not be having sex with prostitutes unless they are married to them."
Crossfire (17 May 1997)
Daily Historical Falwell Quote:
"Han, Han. If only you hadn't had to dump that shipment of spice. I just can't make exceptions. Where would I be if every pilot who smuggled for me dumped their shipment at the first sign of an Imperial starship? It's not good business."
On Han Solo's loss of Jerry the Hutt's illegal cargo (Star Wars Episode IV: A New Hope, Special Conservative Edition, 1997)
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Come in my face, in my hair,
Treat me like your little whore,
In my ear, in my rear,
Till I’m crying out for more,
In the car, behind the bar,
Up against my bedroom wall,
In my bed or in the shed,
Till I’m crying out for more.
Till I’m crying for more
Come between my cheeks, on my feet,
Treat me like your little whore,
On my toes, up my nose,
Till I’m crying out for more
Till I’m crying for more
And I swear that I won’t tell my mum
Solo
Till I’m crying for more
And I swear that I won’t tell my mum (Full article...)
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