Forum:Petition for Spang to archive his talkpage, which has grown ridiculously large, and takes so long to load that you could go make yourself a cup of hot tea and come back and it wouldn't even be past the arc, and God help any dialup users

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1. – Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize • writings • critchat) 21:03 May 07, 2008
2. --Sir Starnestommy (Talk • Contribs • CUN) 21:08, May. 7, 2008
3. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 21:12, 7 May 2008 (UTC)
4. -OptyC Sucks! CUN21:12, 7 May
5. --MNM5150^{Talk Dirty To Me} _Failings 22:24, 7 May 2008 (UTC)
6. --THE 22:40, 7 May 2008 (UTC)
7. ~Minitrue Sir SysRq! Talk! Sex! =/ GUN • WotM • RotM • AotM • VFH • SK • PEEING • HP • BFF @ 23:37 May 7
8. I crashed loading it. DAMN WINDOWS —Hanoa (not)KUN (talk) 01:03, 8 May 2008 (UTC)

   Comment: Seeing as this is just a one-sided petition, I'll just assume anyone who doesn't sign it would rather I didn't archive it. And I'm including everyone on earth here. • Spang • ☃ • talk • 01:58, 08 May 2008

   Logic: It's a petition, not a vote! – Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize • writings • critchat) 02:35 May 08, 2008

   More logic: people who don't vote don't care and don't count. Only people who are either for or against this do. --Sir Starnestommy (Talk • Contribs • CUN) 02:37, May. 8, 2008

   Actually people who are against or don't care don't count in this petition, so there's like 6 billion people that don't mind the length of my talk page. My point was that I was going to pretend to go with a pretend majority. But really I'm just going to ignore everything that isn't me. • Spang • ☃ • talk • 03:03, 08 May 2008

   Would two...Abraham Lincolns...change your mind? (/me clinks two pennies) Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 01:33, 9 May 2008 (UTC)

   Hey, where'd you get those? My pennies have got these leaves on them. And some old lady on the back. -- The Zombiebaron 20:36, 9 May 2008 (UTC)

   That old lady is Abraham Lincoln. He was never the same after the assassination. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 20:37, 9 May 2008 (UTC)

9. TOO LONG! --Lieutenant THEDUDEMAN Dude ... Totally UOTM KUN GotA F@H 20:34, 9 May 2008 (UTC)

Post this on Spang's talkpage, in protest of some kind

That'll learn him! Learn him good! Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 21:12, 7 May 2008 (UTC)

You see, the thing is that posting that on his talk page would require loading the page, which is impossible for any computer invented before last week. --THE 22:40, 7 May 2008 (UTC)

So what you're saying is that you need to upgrade your computer? Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 23:39, 7 May 2008 (UTC)

MACBOOKAIR COULD DO IT MACBOOKAIR CAN LOAD WEB PAGES UP TO 1.4 TIMES FASTER THAN WINDOWS EVER COULD AND WE CAN DO IT ON A FUCKING PLANE OR UNDERNEATH AN ORDINARY REFRIGERATOR DID WE MENTION ITS TINY AS HELL??? THE KEYBOARD LIGHTS UP THE SINGLE USB PORT FLIPS OUT AND THEN DISAPPEARS FOR CHRIST'S SAKE I MEAN SCIENCE APPLE IS TOO GOOD FOR RELIGION WE BELIEVE IN SCIENCE WE ARE SCIENCE WE ARE MACBOOKAIR THE THINNEST NOTEBOOK ON THE MOTHERFUCKING PLANET DID WE MENTION IT'S TINY AS HELL??? o ya it got no optical drive sry gize lul ~Minitrue Sir SysRq! Talk! Sex! =/ GUN • WotM • RotM • AotM • VFH • SK • PEEING • HP • BFF @ 23:52 May 7

Dear Spang

FU. --Sir Starnestommy (Talk • Contribs • CUN) 00:21, May. 8, 2008

Petition to invalidate the petition to have Spang archive his talkpage, despite the fact that it's ridiculously large, on the grounds that it encourages healthy tea drinking, has wonderfully colorful arcs within it, and screws over any and all dialup users

1. Unsolicited conversation Extravagant beauty PEEING 00:34, 8 May 2008 (UTC)

Petition for Boomer to archive his petition, which has remained ridiculously short over the few minutes of its existance, and takes such a short time to load that I have no time to make myself tea, which was the whole point of his petition in the first place, making him not only a hypocrite but a jerk

1. ~Minitrue Sir SysRq! Talk! Sex! =/ GUN • WotM • RotM • AotM • VFH • SK • PEEING • HP • BFF @ 00:47 May 8
2. – Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize • writings • critchat) 00:47 May 08, 2008

PIETITION TO MAKE OPTIMUSCHRIS A YUMMY PIE BECAUSE HE HASN'T EATEN IN LIKE FIVE HOURS AND ALL HE HAD FOR LUNCH WAS A COLDCUT SANDWICH AND HE'S REALLY VERY PECKISH AND WON'T SOMEBODY HALP?

1. PIE. -OptyC Sucks! CUN00:51, 8 May
2. HALP! ~Minitrue Sir SysRq! Talk! Sex! =/ GUN • WotM • RotM • AotM • VFH • SK • PEEING • HP • BFF @ 00:55 May 8
3. I not cheezburger! Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 03:56, 8 May 2008 (UTC)

Petition to make User:Dexter111344 the 21st God of the internet and declared the greatest and most active Uncyclopedian of the first five months of 2008, despite it actually being a time of major inactivity for him. Not only that but declare him the Democrat Party's nominee to end this constant talk of it on the national media. Plus, there is the fact that he can ramble on about nothing for hours on end and is the only Uncyclopedian to be questioned by the Secret Service, not to mention how crazy he is. Plus, he has the longest header!!!

1. Fuck yes --MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 01:18, 8 May 2008 (UTC)

Petition to purple

1. Second -- T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​UU​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK 01:39, 8 May 2008 (UTC)
2. I think I'll go for this one. • Spang • ☃ • talk • 01:56, 08 May 2008
3. Fuck yeah purple.--Witt, of UNion Entertain me* 05:34, 9 May 2008 (UTC)

Petition to end all petitions, ever

1. I hate them SO MUCH. - Don Leddy the Crunch (Nyah, see, nyah!) 02:13, May 8

• Against. Strongly biased, and mildly fruit-flavored. Unsolicited conversation Extravagant beauty PEEING 02:14, 8 May 2008 (UTC)

Petition to End a Petition That's Petitioning to End Peditioning with support by Enzo Aquarius as Supreme Leader of the Earth Fleet with Absolute Control of Mercury, Venus, Mars, Jupiter, Saturn, Uranus (lol), Nepture and Pluto, and yes, I still consider it a planet, so consider this a petition to turn Pluto back to a normal planet instead of that wussy move to turn it into a so-called 'dwarf planet', seriously, what a bad decision, now most of the books in our schools have to be replaced because they use 15 year old textbooks which still show the USSR as a major power in our world, and yes, they are gone, they are now a place called Russia now, but China is still Communist....amazing isn't it and I bet you most of the world doesn't know, so I also make this a petition to get people to know that China is a Communist country and also did you know that you can petition for purple in this forum, I know it's wacko but it is SOOOO cool, so I demand you petition for this and for purple as well, because you know it's the correct move. And now, time to copy something from Wikipedia to make this damn petition even longer: A petition is a request to an authority, most commonly a government official or public entity. Petitions to a deity are a form of prayer. In the colloquial sense, a petition is a document addressed to some official and signed by numerous individuals. A petition may be oral rather than written, and in this era may be transmitted via the Internet. The term also has a specific meaning in the legal profession as a request, directed to a court or administrative tribunal, seeking some sort of relief such as a court order...........now this is a very long header...poppycock!

1. for. - Admiral Enzo Aquarius-Dial the Gate 02:48, 8 May 2008 (UTC)

Petition to blow up Enzo's insanely long petition with 500 pounds of thermite

1. --Lt. High Gen. Grue The Few The Proud, The Marines 03:04, 8 May 2008 (UTC)

Petition to Stop Long Titles: Or, Petition to cease, end, or otherwise terminate the new production, creation, and invention of needlessly and obnoxiously long-winded titles for their petition(s) due to the annoyance it causes other users, lurkers, and readers of the Village Dump forum section of Uncyclopedia, specifically the forum topic "Forum:Petition for Spang to archive his talkpage, which has grown ridiculously large, and takes so long to load that you could go make yourself a cup of hot tea and come back and it wouldn't even be past the arc, and God help any dialup users", being the forum topic which this petition is being added into, and also being the forum topic which the reader currently reading this title, that is, the title of this petition, is presumably reading right now

1. I patented long titles anyway, so no one else is allowed to make them. -- §. | WotM | PLS | T | C | A 04:41, 8 May 2008 (UTC)

Petition for Squiggle to allow us proles a tiny weeny incy wincy bit of fun in the form of extremely long and overbearing titles that are too long for any kind of perceivable usability even to overused memes that were never funny in the first place despite their supposed cult following and the havoc they reek upon our modest little community. Holy crap that wasn't very long.. um.. penispenispenispenispenispenispenispenispenispenispenispenispenispenispenispenispenispenispenispenispenispenispenispenispenis penispenispenispenispenispenispenispenispenispenispenispenispenispenispenispenispenispenispenispenispenispenispenispenispenis penispenispenispenispenispenispenispenispenispenispenispenispenispenispenispenispenispenispenispenispenispenispenispenispenis penispenispenispenispenispenispenispenispenispenispenispenispenispenispenispenispenispenispenispenispenispenispenispenispenis penispenispenispenispenispenispenispenispenispenispenispenispenispenispenispenispenispenispenispenispenispenispenispenispenis.. that should do it.. I think... OR WILL IT? Yes, yes it will... OR WILL IT? I, um, already answered that. Oh, ok... or is it?

There was no room on the bandwagon :( --Sir DJ ~ Irreverent 10:16, 8 May 2008 (UTC)

• Who is Holly Crap? Is that your mother? Is she seeing anyone? Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 10:29, 8 May 2008 (UTC)
  • She is just a typo and you're just an Uncyclopedian. It will never work, no matter how much you believe in love at first sight... or rohypnol. --Sir DJ ~ Irreverent 10:36, 8 May 2008 (UTC)
    • Oh. It isn't love. It's more like I've got a rash and am itching to spread it around. That's not love, right? Is it love if it burns when I pee? If so, I'm awfully close to being in love. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 10:40, 8 May 2008 (UTC)

Petition to quash Suiqggle's attempt to stop long titles and remove his patent on long titles so that every single Uncyclopedian user or affiliated person can rejoice in extremely long titles for the betterment of their life and health and so that we can continue this very fine forum topic with further long titled petitions so as to increase the general average of petitions site-wide and to further increase our health...would you like some pie...and therefore to make awesomer titles that the enemies at Encyclopedia Dramatica and Wikipedia, dare I mention their names, because they are filthy sluts and deserve no better than to be beaten at everything they do, the sluts, and also to make this petition a petition to make this petition the World's Greatest Petition, so that the Uncyclopedia community can be shown that not only a few users can make amazing long titles without a full stop anywhere in the said title, furthermore this is a petition to make the making of all titles on Uncyclopedia very long titles compulsory and a petition designed to mildly annoy certain users who are trying to claim copyright on the art of writing extremely long titles for the sake of it and this petition is also a petition to ban all long titles that attempt to be or are longer than this very long title

1. For It's an awesome petition and it's all one sentence, with no brackets or anything. - 15:34 8 May Sir FSt. (QotF BFF NotM) YTTETalk!Read!Sign!Whore!CMC!Pee!

PETITION FOR YOU ALL TO SHUT THE FUCK UP. HAHA YEAH NO FUCKING LONG TITLES FOR YOU ALL, NO SIREE BOB...YEAH...QUICK; HELP ME THINK OF THINGS TO FILL THIS BASTARD OUT WITH, I MEAN WHAT I WANTED TO DO WAS TO STATE ONE THING (NO FUCKING LONG TITLES FOR YOU ALL) AND DO EXACTLY THE OPPOSITE (WRITE OUT A MASSIVELY LONG TITLE THAT COMPLETELY BOGGLES YOU ALL IN IT'S MASSIVENESS) ALSO ON AN UNRELATED POINT YTTE PLEASE SPELLCHECK YOUR TITLES, I MEAN JUST BY GLANCING UP I CAN SEE ONE, TWO! TWO SPELLING MISTAKES! I LOVE FIREFOX FOR THAT, I MEAN SPELLCHECKING ADDONS ARE THE BEST FOR AMATEUR GRAMMAR NAZIS LIKE ME. ONE THING THAT ANNOYS ME THOUGH IS THE FACT THAT THE BRITISH ENGLISH SPELLCHECK ADDON DOESN'T WORK WITH THE LATEST VERSIONS OF FIREFOX! HOWEVER I'VE FOUND A WORKAROUND FOR THAT, I'VE INSTALLED THE AUSTRALIAN ENGLISH DICTIONARY. I'M NOT A FAN OF THE AMERICAN ENGLISH DICTIONARY BECAUSE I DON'T LIKE THE AMERICAN WAY OF SPELLING. NO OFFENCE TO THE AMERICANS OR ANYTHING BUT IT JUST ANNOYS ME. ANYWAY I DIGRESS, I THINK I'VE GONE ON A LITTLE TOO MUCH NOW; I DO HAVE THE TENDENCY TO RAMBLE A LITTLE WHEN I GET GOING. OH WELL, NEVER MIND, I GUESS I'LL JUST BRING IT TO AN END NOW. NICE TALKING TO YOU AGAIN, IT'S BEEN A WHILE HASN'T IT? YEAH WE SHOULD DO THIS AGAIN, NEXT WEEK MAYBE? YEAH SOUNDS GOOD. OKAY THEN SEE YOU, BYE, OH AND GIVE MY LOVE TO MUM FOR ME...ALSO FUCKING EDIT CONFLICTS!

 FUCKING YEAH - Jesus, Uncyc has gone mad in the last day or so (Bonner) (Talk) May 8, 17:08

Has not. Nope, wait, it has. – Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize • writings • critchat) 17:14 May 08, 2008

short petition

• Meh. --SirU.U.Esq. VFH | GUN | Natter | Uh oh | Pee 19:26, May 8

  What if we're already short? Do we have no reason to live? Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 20:21, 8 May 2008 (UTC)

I like pie

• Yes I does. ~

  Jacques Pirat, Esq. Converse : Benefactions : U.w.p.

  8/05/2008 @ 20:28
  • Finally, someone's talking sense! I dunno where, I just get that tingling feeling that someone is, y'know? – Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize • writings • critchat) 20:29 May 08, 2008
    • I do believe I mentioned my affinity for pie some time ago. Nonetheless I like pie as well. -OptyC Sucks! CUN23:55, 8 May

Petition

~Minitrue Sir SysRq! Talk! Sex! =/ GUN • WotM • RotM • AotM • VFH • SK • PEEING • HP • BFF @ 00:17 May 9 00:17, 9 May 2008 (UTC)

Petition to petition

Unsolicited conversation Extravagant beauty PEEING 00:24, 9 May 2008 (UTC)

Pet it, Ion.

1. Please? -OptyC Sucks! CUN00:28, 9 May

Why is everyone so keen to talk to Spang?

Seriously, there are other talk pages out there... its his. Leave it be. I'd really find this offensive if it were my talk page everyone was getting so riled up about. ~ Dame Ceridwyn ~ talk DUN VoNSE arc2.0 06:33, 09 May 2008

And yes I'm slightly biased being half of the reason its so long, but seriously why do you all have to be so rude about it? Just one more reason not to bother with this site anymore imo. Manners are handy sometimes. ~ Dame Ceridwyn ~ talk DUN VoNSE arc2.0 06:34, 09 May 2008

This forum is a "joke". They happen on humor wikis sometimes. – Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize • writings • critchat) 06:37 May 09, 2008

Given the constant remarks on his talk page about this topic, its really starting not to seem like a joke. For those who aren't joking, try a little reverse psychology to get what you want. He actually has been known to archive it of his own accord before... ~ Dame Ceridwyn ~ talk DUN VoNSE arc2.0 06:39, 09 May 2008

I think you're taking things a little too seriously. – Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize • writings • critchat) 06:40 May 09, 2008

I would award you the "Can't Take a Joke Award," but you probably wouldn't see that as a joke. – Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize • writings • critchat) 06:46 May 09, 2008

Um, I actually stopped replying so you can just stop now thanks. ~ Dame Ceridwyn ~ talk DUN VoNSE arc2.0 06:52, 09 May 2008

So I'm assuming the little indent-y shaped thing above this very comment isn't a reply? Dammit, this is what happens when I get off my meds! I hallucinate and I talk to myself! – Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize • writings • critchat) 06:55 May 09, 2008

People, people, people! Why fight when there's pie? Everybody likes pie, right? Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 07:19, 9 May 2008 (UTC)

GAAAAHHHHH! KILL THEM ALL! KILL THE-- Hey, is that...? Pie! Mmmmm. - Don Leddy the Crunch (Nyah, see, nyah!) 10:57, May 9

GODDAMN YOU LEDDY, THAT WAS MY PIE! I'LL KILL YOU!!1!!1111! --SirU.U.Esq. VFH | GUN | Natter | Uh oh | Pee 10:59, May 9

Ooooooh! /me breaks out in song

It was a very ordinary day

in a simply everyday kind of way

when I passed by a forum and saw pieless people in a rage

concerning the length of a pieless talkpage

and I thought to myself (cast pauses with audible intake of breath)

Well. Oh, my! (cast "Oh, my!") It's a good thing I brought my...magical,

It's a good thing I brought my...conflagical,

Magical (cast "Magical!"), conflagical (cast "Conflagical!"),

superfantasmigorical (cast breaks out in laughter), chrome towered, steam-powered, pi-eye-eye...machine! Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 13:16, 9 May 2008 (UTC)

Fuck we're weird. --Sir DJ ~ Irreverent 14:38, 9 May 2008 (UTC)

I object! There a 12 occurrences of "pie" on my talk page! Apart from that, AAA++++, would see again. • Spang • ☃ • talk • 17:11, 09 May 2008

Maybe so, but 12 of those "pie"s are just pieces of words (like pieces). There's only one real pie. - Don Leddy the Crunch (Nyah, see, nyah!) 21:21, May 9

<3 Spang

I love Spang. I love talking to Spang, even if he doesn't necessary love me or the act of talking to me as much as I would if I were him. However, I don't talk to Spang that much. Know why? His talk page is too damn long. I'm afraid of breaking my internets and then having to buy some more. (or perhaps my neighbor would let me borrow a cup or so to tide me over until I can get over to Giant) So I hope this topic doesn't seem like Spanghate, which is the worst. This is Spanglove. This isn't even Spangtalkpagehate. I love that talk page. I just wish I could frequent it more and visit older parts of it at my leisure. And only Spang can make this come true for me.

FU SPANG'S TALK PAGE WORDS!

Because there are so many words, there is now no room for my words. Sure, Spang may like those words better than my words, but I still want to share them with him. Because that's what this wiki is all about: words. Sure, they may be silly, short, meaningless words, but they're words all the same. And in God's eyes, all words are equal. This may be because He is illiterate, but I think you're thinking of Muhammad (pbuh). In the meantime, here's Modus with another song while I go change my pants. (Disclaimer: song may not necessarily be about me changing my pants)

Uh...Modus? ~Minitrue Sir SysRq! Talk! Sex! =/ GUN • WotM • RotM • AotM • VFH • SK • PEEING • HP • BFF @ 14:53 May 9

No! Only Spang's talkpage gets a song! If I had to make a big Broadway number every time someone changed their pants, I'd spend all my time making big Broadway numbers about people changing their pants. Madness! Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 20:32, 9 May 2008 (UTC)

Modus...I think I'm falling for you. ♥ ~Minitrue Sir SysRq! Talk! Sex! =/ GUN • WotM • RotM • AotM • VFH • SK • PEEING • HP • BFF @ 21:12 May 9

You can't help it. Everybody is. I'm adorable. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 22:11, 9 May 2008 (UTC)

PETITION TO MAKE NORMAL PETITIONS

 For. * Flumpa 18:46, 11 May 2008 (UTC)
 Against. - Think of the children. And stuff... - 18:57 11 May Sir FSt. (QotF BFF NotM) YTTETalk!Read!Sign!Whore!CMC!Pee!