User:Starnestommy/spam!

I'm selling advertising space on my signature to help raise enough money to buy a new car. If anyone is interested, please contact me below.

Update: I'm running this as an auction. The best offer wins.

• UnSignpost for the win. – Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize • writings • critchat) 00:46 May 08, 2008
• How Much... The One and Only... NecroBlade ^[STFU] Live And Learn...
• -$1... do we have a raise on neg-a-tive one dol-lars? --Sir DJ ~ Irreverent 13:00, 8 May 2008 (UTC)
• Put up an ad that reads: "SysRq selling ad space in his sig to buy Starnestommy's car, click to apply" ~Minitrue Sir SysRq! Talk! Sex! =/ GUN • WotM • RotM • AotM • VFH • SK • PEEING • HP • BFF @ 22:21 May 9
• I will pay you $2 million to not have any links in your sig, and instead have a viral advertising system, leaving clues all over the internet for people to find out how to get to the places that would have been linked. • Spang • ☃ • talk • 03:34, 11 May 2008