“This page lets you find out what works MichaelHax has done.”
“What am I looking at now?!?”
“This page lets you find out how often MichaelHax has volunteered for charity.”
“MichaelHax fuckin' sucks!!!”
“Nothing to see here! Move along!”
“This page lets you find out how AWESOME and INSIGHTFUL MichaelHax is!”
“How come none of this stuff MichaelHax writes is true?”
Contrary to popular belief, Michael Hax is not dead. After winning the n00b of the month award, he was struck by what doctors call "Real Life" His responsisbilities between school, work and keeping the world safe from intergalactic terrorism has severely limited his time to make things up.
This user is a total diva!
Edit their work at your own risk!
|This user is American|
...and unabashedly proud of it!
(list of American Uncyclopedians)